I just want to be a vegetable

"Did you come out?" Yang Yang covered his eyes with his hands, his small eyes leaked out from between his fingers from time to time, and then immediately covered them himself.

Yearning looked at him with a smile: "Not yet."

"Now? Are you out?"

Xiang often gave a piece of orange to his mouth, Yang Yang bit it, concentrated on chewing, forgot the movement of his hands, after swallowing, he found that his eyes were not covered, so he glanced at the direction of the TV: "Ah, come out Lah!" Then he covered his eyes again.

A domestic horror movie, I just finished watching it while the father and son were having a question and answer, as well as Yin and Yang hiding, looking at and shouting for a while.

And Cheng Zhiyuan spends the whole time peeling, cutting, feeding, making milk... serving the two of them.

They finally fulfilled Yang Yang's wish to watch horror movies, but it brought him sequelae: Yang Yang didn't dare to sleep alone, and insisted on sleeping with them, and even brushed his teeth and went to the bathroom with someone to accompany him.

Yang Yang lay on their bed and asked to sleep between the two of them. According to his words: turn to the left to embrace longing, and turn to the right to embrace distance.But Xiang Xiang and Cheng Zhiyuan waited for him to fall asleep and carried him inside, because they were afraid that the two of them would accidentally crush him while sleeping.

Cheng Zhiyuan hugged Xiangqian from behind, kissed the back of his neck, and Xiangqian said: "Yangyang is here. Take it easy—"

Cheng Zhiyuan kissed his eyes, and breathed heavily on his face: "Okay, come back tomorrow night."

Reluctantly, the two let go of each other, and lay down properly to calm the ripples aroused on their bodies.

After a while, Xiangxiang touched Cheng Zhiyuan with his hand, and Cheng Zhiyuan held his hand, pinching him one finger at a time, and the two burst out laughing at the same time.

But Yang Yang, whom we know nothing about, had a nightmare in response to tonight's scene.

In the dream, there were many monsters chasing after his buttocks, he followed Cheng Zhiyuan, took his hand to run away, and asked while running: "Did the monster come over?"

Cheng Zhiyuan replied to him: "Not yet."

He asked again: "What about now? Have you chased me?"

"not yet."

After repeating this question and answer for several rounds, only his own voice was left in his ears.He raised his head abruptly, only to find that his eyes were empty, and his father had disappeared.

He ran forward in panic, shouting as he ran, "Cheng Zhiyuan, where are you? I'm so scared!"

In the distance, Lao Dou's figure appeared, waving to him, waving an apple in his hand: "Baby, come here!"

Yang Yang ran towards Lao Dou, and as he ran, it began to rain. The rain soaked his clothes, covered his eyes, and gradually blurred his vision.

Seeing Laodou's blurry figure in front of his eyes, his feet suddenly slipped, and with a thud, he fell into a pool.

Yang Yang paddled the water randomly with his hands and feet, and the monsters on the shore also entered the water in twos and threes. He was so frightened that he tried his best to slap the water.

At this tense moment, he suddenly had a urgency to urinate.He swam while holding back his urine, struggling whether he should pee first.

After struggling for a while, I couldn't bear it anymore.He thought he'd better pee first, otherwise he wouldn't have the energy to escape.then……

Yang Yang woke up cleverly, and immediately felt the coldness of his butt.He had a bad premonition, so he got up carefully, and touched the mattress under him with his hands, it was wet.

He didn't dare to turn on the light, and after his eyes got used to the darkness, he glanced at Cheng Zhiyuan at the side, only to see Xiang Xiang straddling Cheng Zhiyuan's body with his hands on his neck, soundly asleep.

He leaned over to look at Cheng Zhiyuan again, and was relieved to see that Cheng Zhiyuan hadn't woken up yet.

But thinking of being ridiculed when he was discovered tomorrow morning, he was very irritable.He moved his brain, crept out of bed, and walked to his room.

Yang Yang took out his small pillow towel from the room, went to the bathroom to get a glass of water, and walked to the master bedroom.

Yang Yang poured half a glass of water at the position where he yearned for his buttocks, and then covered his wet spot with a small pillow towel.

After tidying up, he saw that Xiangxiang was still lying on his side, thought for a while, and gently pulled Xiangxiang's arm, trying to straighten him.

Yearning snorted twice, and finally lay down by himself.Only then did Yang Yang lie down in peace and continue to sleep.

The next day, Yang Yang was the first to wake up. Being guilty of a guilty conscience, he pre-emptively shook Xiang Xiang: "Xiang Xiang, why are you wetting the bed! Xiang Xiang hasn't woken up yet, and following his words, he moved his hand down, and he really felt relieved. Cool.

Cheng Zhiyuan also woke up, looked at the scene of the crime, saw the extra small pillow towel, and couldn't help laughing: "Wow, you wet the bed, Yang Yang quickly wipe it for you."

When Yang Yang heard this, he thought he had fooled himself, so he obediently grabbed the small pillow towel and wiped the water stains under Xiang Xiang's body.

Xiang Xiang grabbed his hand: "Hahaha, you little villain! You still want to accuse me of wetting the bed yourself! Why are you so bad! Hahaha, whose little pillow towel is this, why does it stink?"

Seeing that the matter was revealed, Yang Yang blushed to the ears, jumped out of bed and ran out, fearing that if he stayed a moment longer, he would be caught and laughed at by his fathers.

After having Yangyang, the two of them resigned from the original company and opened their own studios.

The colleagues in the studio all know the relationship between the two of them, and between work, they yearn for short chats with their colleagues.

"No way, isn't Yang Yang five years old? Why are you still wetting the bed?"

"Yes, he slept by himself since he was very young. He stopped wetting the bed when he was about two years old. He did it this morning for some reason."

"Oh, this needs to be taken seriously, such a big bedwetting is not normal."

"Yes, yes, I have a relative's child who is also the same age as Yangyang and wets the bed. Later, he was taken to the hospital for an examination. It was said that there was something wrong with the kidneys. Fortunately, it was discovered early. It will not be discovered until he grows up. It's late."

"That's right, children have a lot of problems. We adults usually observe more and find out early."

Longing: "..."

Until Cheng Zhiyuan came to ask him to eat, Xiangxiang was still buried in the computer to check the information, Cheng Zhiyuan went over to take a look, only to see Xiangxiang typing: five-year-old child wets the bed...

Cheng Zhiyuan called him again, and said impatiently: "Don't bother me, just bring me the food."

When Cheng Zhiyuan came up with the lunch box, Xiangqian was still nestled in front of the computer, Cheng Zhiyuan put down the lunch box, grabbed the back of Xiangxiang's chair and turned him to himself: "Eat first! You... Yangyang just wet the bed, are you addicted to checking? "

"No, you don't know. Sister Wu and the others said today that bedwetting is not normal for a child as old as Yangyang. I just checked for a while, and there are many sayings on the Internet. The more I read, the more scared I become. We, Yangyang, are not really sick, right? ?”

Seeing yearning for this serious distress, Cheng Zhiyuan couldn't help laughing out loud, rubbed his head: "Fool, what could be wrong? It's just that I urinated on the bed after eating too much fruit and drinking too much water last night. Why are there so many?" question."

"But I usually eat fruit and drink water, and I haven't seen him wet the bed."

"You two were so excited watching a horror movie last night. Do you know how much fruit you ate? Plus he was afraid, so he drank a lot of water. This is not the usual amount."

"Really? As long as there is no problem, I have been worried all morning. Um...you—"

Cheng Zhiyuan used the old method to stop his wild thoughts, kissed for a while before letting go: "Let's eat."

Yearning licked his lips and snorted: "I'm so old!"

On the way home from get off work in the evening, Cheng Zhiyuan went to buy some convenient dishes, so he had dinner earlier than usual.

After the meal, Cheng Zhiyuan found an excuse to cancel the family of three's after-dinner walk and the two of them's night run.

Longing itself is rather lazy, so he didn't ask too much when he didn't need to go on, thinking that Cheng Zhiyuan was also lazy sometimes.

Yearning to clean up the dishes as usual, Cheng Zhiyuan took Yang Yang to take a bath.When he was wiping the dishes with a dry dishcloth, a steamy body leaned over behind him, the corners of his mouth raised, and he continued the movement of his hands: "Washing so fast?"

"Well——" Cheng Zhiyuan kissed the back of his neck, licking along his neck to the base of his ears.Ears are the sensitive points of yearning, and Cheng Zhiyuan can quickly stir up his senses every time.

Xiang Xiang lowered her voice and said, "Washing the dishes, don't... Yang Yang is still outside."

"Hurry up and finish washing—" Cheng Zhiyuan whispered something in his ear, then let go of his hand and walked out.

Yearning shook his head helplessly, continued with the work at hand, and unconsciously sped up the speed.

When he came out after washing the dishes, he saw Cheng Zhiyuan sitting on the sofa watching TV with Yang Yang.He walked over and wanted to sit down next to Yang Yang, but Cheng Zhiyuan pulled him over with one hand and sat down between them.

After Xiang was in touch, the object of Yangyang's questioning changed from Cheng Zhiyuan to Xiangqian. From time to time, he asked a few questions about the TV episodes, why was he doing what, and so on, and Xiangyang kept talking without saying a word.

Xiang Xiang's waist suddenly felt itchy, and he turned his head to meet Cheng Zhiyuan's eyes with unknown meaning.

Yearning turned to the other side, watching Yang Yang concentrate on staring at the screen, not paying attention to their side at all.

He grabbed Cheng Zhiyuan's troublesome hand and twisted it hard.Cheng Zhiyuan hissed in pain, let go of him, and yearned to give him a blank look.

Yang Yang finally finished watching TV, Cheng Zhiyuan hurriedly urged Xiang Xiang to take a bath, and sent Yang Yang back to his room to coax him to sleep.

Yearning to take a shower and dry off, she picked up the trousers on the side and just slipped her feet on when the bathroom door slammed open.

He turned his head, and saw Cheng Zhiyuan standing at the door, his eyes swept across his body with fiery eyes.Xiang Xiangxin said, it seems that there is no need to wear these pants, and the two hugged and kissed.

In order to prevent Yang Yang from suddenly getting up and seeing something he shouldn't see, Cheng Zhiyuan turned off the lights in the living room before entering the bathroom, so when the two stumbled and hugged each other out, they accidentally knocked over a chair.

Yearning tilted her body in Cheng Zhiyuan's arms and tried to lift up the chair, Cheng Zhiyuan said, "Leave it alone..."