I just want to be a vegetable

Xiang Xiang and Feng Zhe chatted for more than an hour without knowing it, and they still feel that they still have more to say.

"My duty time is coming, come and talk to me when you have time."

"When are you on duty? You may not be free if I'm free, right?"

"Haha, let me tell you the truth, you are the first to enter the consulting room. I have been sitting here alone in a daze since I started working. Today, I just said to bring some books to read, and you came here."

"Ah, so deserted?"

"The girls' building is better. The situation here is basically the same for boys. Most boys think it's weird to come to the counseling room to chat with a boy."

The two exchanged contact information and walked out of the consulting room together.

When Xiangxiang returned to the dormitory, the others had already returned, and he was waiting for Jiang Tao to take a shower to wash himself.

He Zhi, who was in front of the computer, suddenly turned his head and said to him: "I rely on... Yearning, come and see if this is you? This is the rhythm of getting popular!"

Yearning walked to He Zhi's side, looked at it in front of the computer, and a line of eye-catching headlines came into view: Look here!Three canteens surprise a handsome guy to show his love in public! !

Three black lines appeared on the side of Xiangxiang's forehead, and the words "show love" almost made him spit out blood.Xiangdong also came over to watch together.

The post begins with three snapshots.The first picture of Yearning is still on Cheng Zhiyuan's body, this overlooking angle makes Yearning's lying posture look very domineering.

The second one is a profile photo of him supporting Cheng Zhiyuan's chest, sitting astride him. In the photo, his ears are completely red, and Cheng Zhiyuan is looking at his... lips with a smile.

The third one is the mobile phone he handed over to Cheng Zhiyuan. He stared at the phone, and Cheng Zhiyuan stared at him.

After the photo is the narrative content, which can be roughly scanned with exclamation marks, which shows how excited the publisher was when he posted the article.

[This is a scene that the host personally experienced in the third canteen.Everyone, please look at the first photo, have you been stunned by this domineering president! !

The second one is shy and offensive! !And this idiot is staring at his lips!Is the third one a token of love?Aunt laughs——]

[The original poster, the second one is clearly shy, okay?Cults don't date! 】

[Shyness +1]

【+1】

[Ask for a frontal photo!The profile is really matching, I decided to start cute this pair today! 】

……

"Fuck..." Except for this sentence, Xiangxiang couldn't say anything.

He Zhi asked with interest: "Who is this buddy?"

Xiang Dong also looked at Xiang Xiang with him, and Xiang Xiang said helplessly: "I don't know, I don't recognize him!"

"I don't know you? Looks like a good friend—"

Yearning wanted to scratch the wall: "Good fellow, what a ghost, just what I told you the other day, a massacre caused by a banana..."

Fang Xiangdong suddenly realized: "Ah! So that's the thing you said that you recited that day?"

Xiang Xiang hummed, and He Zhi said again: "That is to say, you accidentally threw him down and kissed him forcefully? Hahaha, you ran into such a drama."

"What?" Jiang Tao came out of the bathroom with his upper body bare.

Yearning gave him a slap in the face, pretending to be angry and said: "Just blame Jiang Tao, let me go to the third canteen!"

Jiang Tao walked up to them inexplicably, and leaned his head to look at the computer screen. After watching it for a while, he laughed wildly: "How can I blame me? I'm your "matchmaker"!"Hahaha……"

Yearning didn't want to admit that he lived in the same dormitory with these pig teammates, but fortunately Xiangdong came back to normal: "I said Yearning, do you want to clarify it above, or it will become more and more outrageous."

"How to clarify?"

"Doesn't He Zhi have an account on the school forum? Ask him to post on it and tell the truth."

He Zhi clicked on the reply, pretended to be listening attentively, and placed his hands on the keyboard in a typing position.

Longing turned down the post again.

[Who knows these two boys?Come out and talk! 】

[Yes, yes, so handsome, so handsome!How come the handsome guy is with the handsome guy, Sang Xin! 】

[Looks familiar, do I know him? 】

……

Seeing this, Longing said to He Zhi who was on the side: "Don't make any clarifications, you will be picking people up. As soon as we come out to clarify, it will be exposed directly. I don't want to get angry."

Jiang Tao snatched the mouse and rolled down, and it stopped at one place.Yearning followed and looked over, only to see the words hahaha displayed on half of the screen.

Longing for a look at the id: bingo.He suddenly thought of someone.Sure enough, it turned to the last line of haha.

[Hahaha, it was my buddy who was crushed! 】

Yearning is sure that this person is Li Bin.

As expected, Li Bin followed a group of girls, asking him about Cheng Zhiyuan's information.

Yearning couldn't stand it anymore, so she took her clothes and took a bath.The remaining three people still flipped through this post with relish, accompanied by laughter from time to time.

Longing to be depressed while taking a bath in the bathroom, such an embarrassing thing has been widely advertised, and the facts are distorted, it really beeps the dog.

But usually it’s good to look at this kind of thing. After a while, when new anecdotes and strange things come out, people will forget about him.

There are still few classes now, and there are no professional classes. After a while, there will be more classes, plus club activities and so on. Just get busy by yourself, and you won't have time to worry about such things.I hope other people are the same, gossip is all free.

Just because I am not busy, I yearn for some time to wander around.Since chatting with Feng Zhe, the two of them sent each other some messages from time to time, and gradually became acquainted with each other, longing to include him in the ranks of possible friends.

On this day, Yearning went to the consulting room to chat with Feng Zhe again. Feng Zhe didn't get up to open the door when he heard the knock on the door, and just yelled lazily inside: "Come in..."

Yearning to push the door open and come in, seeing Feng Zhe lying on the table holding a laptop and playing.

"What are you playing? The door is not open, you are not qualified as a counselor."

"I know it's you, otherwise I wouldn't dare."

Xiangqian sat down opposite him, Feng Zhe raised his head and smiled at him, Xiangqian spread his hands: "What did I hit your point of laughter?"

"I heard you're hot?" Feng Zhe beckoned him over.

Yearning and the chair moved to Feng Zhe's side, and Feng Zhe turned the computer screen sideways to make it easier for the two of them to watch together.

Yearning glanced at the screen and knew what was going on, even Feng Zhe knew about it, it was not good at all.

"Did the person concerned make any acceptance speeches?"

Yearning helplessly said: "The client is tired and doesn't want to talk."

"Hehe, come on, let this consultant enlighten me—"

Xiang Xiang scrolled the mouse and said: "Then please enlighten me, I am so annoyed by this matter. It was obviously an accidental fall, and the accidental one has been passed down as some kind of good friend. It's nothing Yo!"

"Ha! Do you know what you're called now?"

"what?"

"The cafeteria's husband and wife!"

"What is it all about! They are just idle, so they can figure it out!"

Seeing his angry look, Feng Zhe suppressed his smile, and said seriously: "Aren't you angry? I just couldn't help it."

"Ah?" Xiang Xiang wondered, "Why are you angry? Because you laughed at me? What is there to be angry about? I have been laughed at by people in the dormitory for a few days, and some people in the class also laughed at me. Can I get angry? -"

"No, I mean, being said to be, well, aren't you angry?"

"That? Good friend? It's okay, I just feel very shameful. Such a shameful thing is announced in everyone's field of vision. It will always be embarrassing. It's just the feeling of looking for a hole to drill, and I am more angry with myself. A little bit."

"You have a big heart."

"Otherwise, what else can I do, scolding them hysterically? I'm too lazy to do such a boring thing, I just want it to be forgotten soon."

"I can't forget it for a while."

"What do you mean?"

Feng Zhe took the mouse: "Now not only on the forum, but also on the post bar to discuss your matter. Look, your name and major have been exposed."

Yearning couldn't calm down anymore: "Why is this happening? What's so good about the two men, are the girls paying attention?"

"Hmm, boys also gossip... Who told you that you two are good-looking. Do you know that person?"

"I met him twice by chance later on. It seems that his name is Cheng Zhiyuan. He is a sophomore in the same major as me."

"Should you two consider posting together to clarify? I don't think this matter was forgotten so quickly."

Xiang Xiang shook his head: "No, I don't want to get involved with the one who deserves to be beaten. Let's discuss it as long as they discuss it. It doesn't affect me. At most, the people I know laugh twice, and there is no loss."

"Well, you can figure it out yourself."

The two later turned the topic to the laptop and let the matter go.

"I thought the computer belonged to you. I want to buy one too, but I don't have enough money. I'll buy it after earning money from part-time jobs. It's impossible to not have a computer after taking professional courses."

"You also want to work, and so do I. When you find any good job, you will attract me, and I want to make money!"

"Okay, but I'm still a little lazy for a while, let's wait a while. Hey, don't you get paid for psychological counseling?"

"No, this is my voluntary service! I wanted to get in touch with more people and psychological problems, which would help me professionally, but I didn't expect no one."

Xiangqian smiled and said, "I'm not human? Just study me! I have a complex multi-faceted personality."

Feng Zhe snorted: "Okay, I will slowly open your heart and dig out the secrets deep in your heart."

"Why does it sound so creepy..."

Longing wanted to pull Feng Zhe to play basketball together, but Feng Zhe didn't like sports very much, and even the clubs he joined were professionally related.

Yearning is a bit disappointing, it is a pity that I finally found a partner to chat with, and I can't play together.

But imagining Feng Zhe running on the court wearing thin-rimmed glasses, Xiang Xiang still thinks it's okay. If a basketball accidentally knocks off his glasses, his glasses will be ruined. Feng Zhe is more suitable for gentle and handsome people.

Strange to say, I have had two long chats with Feng Zhe, and Yearning has already positioned him as a good friend who can talk to each other.

There are some people you hate at the first glance, and you will never be friends.And some people like it just by looking at it, such as Feng Zhe.Maybe he and Feng Zhe have a good time, yearning to think.