I just want to be a vegetable

Is this woman Shutong crazy, thinking of introducing him to a blind date?After listening to Shu Tong's voice, Feng Zhe only had this sentence in his mind.

Shu Tong, how should I put it, has a lolita face, but has a heart of a royal sister. He is vigorous at work, but unreasonably sloppy in life.

How did he and Shu Tong become good friends?Feng Zhe thought.Oh, yes, it's also a blind date!It was a blind date that made them get better unexpectedly.

Although Feng Zhe had already come out to his family, but the family saw him being single year after year, and couldn't stand it any longer, so they arranged for him to go on a blind date.

It was not easy to find a gay person who was willing to go on a blind date. The family had no choice but to introduce a girl to him and lie to him that it was a boy.

His family also took chances, thinking that after all these years, their son's sexuality might have changed.

This girl is Shutong.When the two met head-on, they were both overwhelmed by the other's aura.

Feng Zhe was shocked by this girl's casualness. Shu Tong had short hair and no makeup, a t-shirt and shorts, and a pair of sandals that looked like slippers.

Shu Tong was shocked by Feng Zhe's delicacy. She has never met Feng Zhe without being amazed by him. She regretted her casualness that day.

"I have a good impression of you!"

"I'm gay!"

The two spoke at the same time, and opened their mouths to look at each other at the same time.

Then, the two chatted inexplicably, and inexplicably felt that it was right, and finally became inexplicably friends who talked about everything.

Thinking of this, Feng Zhe couldn't help laughing bitterly: Heh, friend, he likes to worry about his friends, now it's his turn to be worried about by his friends.

Next weekend, he will go to the studio of the two of them, and give their legal team a free training.

Therefore, he didn't want to waste this weekend on a boring blind date. Even though Shu Tong assured him that the other party was a super handsome guy, he didn't feel any disturbance in his heart.

After rejecting Shu Tong, another call came in, it was Yearning.

"Uh... well, I'll pick him up from school after get off work. Come pick him up yourself the day after tomorrow. I won't see him off. I want to catch up on sleep!" Feng Zhe yelled at the other end of the phone.

Yearning laughed: "Okay, okay, I know you've worked hard, can I give you one—"

"Uh oh-"

After a few words with Xiangxiang, Feng Zhecai hung up the phone, checked the time, cleaned up the table, and got up to rush to Yangyang School.

Xiang Xiang and Cheng Zhiyuan suddenly brought a child to him one day, saying that it was their child, and he was really envious and hated to death.

I don't know if it's because their birthdays are only two days apart, but he and Yang Yang, a senior and a junior, hit it off quite well, and they can hang out together very well.

Because of this, Xiang Xiang and Cheng Zhiyuan are the first to think of him whenever they can't leave or go on a business trip, and ask him to take Yang Yang away, and Yang Yang is also happy to live in his house.

All day on Saturday, Feng Zhe had been playing with Yang Yang, and finally had a rest at night, so he had time to look at his phone.At this glance, he saw several missed calls from Shutong, and he went back to the past.

"Where did I die all day, I didn't answer the phone!"

"Take the baby... what's the matter?"

"Child? It's Yangyang again?" Shu Tong took a sip of water at the other end, and then continued, "You always take care of children like this, why don't you raise them yourself."

Feng Zhe sighed: "People raise children in order to form a happy family. I am single and have a child. It looks like a single-parent family. Then my children are so pitiful, I don't want them. Besides, I am no longer interested in men. gone."

"Don't tell me sooner! Then consider me, I'm always ready!"

Feng Zhe laughed: "Come on, you want to wait for me to change my gender, then you can only be single for the rest of your life."

"Let's talk about you, while lamenting that there are no men, while rejecting my introduction, what do you want?"

"A blind date is too embarrassing, and two men on a blind date look like they're talking about work, and it's not interesting at all."

"Cut... Come on, you will make excuses. If you don't go today, you can make an appointment next time. It just so happens that they are not free today."

After hanging up the phone, Feng Zhe stared at the ceiling in a daze for a while, glanced at Yang Yang who was sleeping soundly beside him, pinched his little face lightly, and said to himself: "I want to be like you. alright……"

I've turned thirty, and I haven't even talked about a serious relationship. No one will believe me if I say it, Feng Zhe said with emotion.

Busy time always flies by quickly, another week passed in a blink of an eye, Feng Zhe had promised to go to their company today.

He briefly washed and washed, put on a sweater, laughed himself after putting it on, took off the sweater again, and took out a formal suit from the closet to put on.

Although he was going to help his friends, but he had to train people. He couldn't dress like a college student. How could people be convinced of his professional level.

The training in the morning was soon over. Feng Zhe sat on the sofa looking forward to the office, loosened his tie with his hands, and exhaled: "Xiao Xiangzi, do you have a spare suit? It's really frustrating to wear a suit on the day off. !"

Xiangxiang thought for a while, snapped his fingers, took a sportswear from the inside and threw it to him: "Here, this is the only one, let's wear it. By the way, Yangyang didn't want to stay at home alone, so he came to the company to play. He's surrounded by a group of women in the office, hurry up and rescue him, I'm not done yet."

"I really became your nanny..." Feng Zhe said while undressing.

At this time, the door of the office was pushed open, and a man stood at the door, glanced at the two people inside the door, and after a moment of stunned, he opened the door and said: "Sorry, I'm sorry to bother you, you continue—"

Feng Zhe: "..."

Longing: "..."

Feng Zhe was about to ask Xiangxiang what was going on, when the door was pushed open again, and it was still the man: "Sorry, I was going to knock on the door just now, but I didn't expect the door to be open, so I accidentally pushed it open. This is not Cheng Head Office?"

"Yes, the process will always go out, it's the same as I said." Yearning.

"Ah... I made an appointment with Mr. Cheng before, and I came here to shoot a promotional video today."

"You are Zhuoyue, right?" Yearning then realized, "I am one of the partners of Xiangyuan Decoration, Yearning."

"So you are Mr. Xiang! Then let's talk about this shooting..."

Feng Zhe saw that there was nothing wrong with him, and it was not easy to take off half of his clothes and then take off the other half in front of outsiders, so he said to Xiang Xiang: "I'll go inside to change clothes, and I'll take Yang Yang out to play later."

Yearning ignored him and continued to chat with Zhuo Yue.Zhuo Yue's eyes flicked to Feng Zhe's direction from time to time, listening to the narration of Yearning absently.

After a while, Feng Zhe changed into his sportswear and came out. He walked straight out of the door and waved his hand behind him as a greeting to Xiangxiang, who only looked at his back and nodded.

Zhuo Yue withdrew his gaze from the door and asked, "May I ask you a question, who is this?"

"Ha!" Xiang Xiang laughed loudly, "You don't think I have anything to do with him, do you?"

"Isn't it?"

"Of course not. You've heard of our company, too. You should be able to guess what it is from the name. Mr. Cheng and I are a couple. Feng Zhe, that's the only one. He's my friend. He's here to help today."

After listening to Yearning's words, a fleeting smile flashed across Zhuo Yue's face.

Cheng Zhiyuan also came back in the afternoon, discussing the details of the shooting with Zhuo Yue in the conference hall, and Xiang Xiang also offered his opinions on the sidelines.

Feng Zhe took Yangyang for a long time, seeing that the time was almost up, he brought him back to the company.The secretary told him that he wished they were still in a meeting, so he waited in the lounge with Yang Yang in his arms.

"Little Zhezhe, go back, I can play by myself, aren't you sleepy?" Yang Yang said obediently.

Feng Zhe rubbed his curly hair: "It's okay, I'll stay with you for a while, I can sleep on the sofa for a while."

Yang Yang didn't speak any more, leaning against Feng Zhe, one big and one small just dozed off.It wasn't until Xiangxiang patted him on the head that Feng Zhe opened his eyes in a daze, and saw Xiangxiang and his party standing in front of him.

"Wake up, you can go back to sleep—" Xiang Xiang said.

Feng Zhe rubbed his eyes and clicked his tongue: "It's too unkind to drive people away when you run out! Yangyang, look at how your father bullied me——"

Yang Yang grabbed Yearning's arm, turned to Feng Zhe and said, "Little Zhezhe, I'll avenge you!"

Several people looked at Yang Yang and laughed, except for one who stared at Feng Zhe the whole time.

Feng Zhe bid farewell to Longing for them and walked towards the elevator entrance.He stood at the elevator entrance for a while, and looked down, only to find that he was still wearing the sportswear he yearned for. Just as he was about to turn around and go back to the company, he bumped into Zhuo Yue who was rushing over.

"Fortunately I caught up..."

"call……"

The two said at the same time.

"It didn't hurt, did it?"

"sorry!"

Another simultaneous.After a pause, the two laughed at the same time.

"Zhuo Yue." Zhuo Yue stretched out his right hand, and Feng Zhe held his hand: "Feng Zhe."

Zhuo Yue raised the corner of his mouth: "I know."

"Ok?"

Feng Zhe looked up at him, but was dazzled by Zhuo Yue's deep gaze, and hurriedly looked away, his heart beat wildly unconsciously.

He quickly took a deep breath, thinking of what he was about to do just now: "Ah, I have to go back." After speaking, he quickly staggered away from Zhuo Yue and walked towards Xiang Yuan Decoration.

Zhuo Yue looked at his handsome back, and murmured: Why haven't you changed at all...

It was still the same appearance that made him fall in love at the first glance, and the person he never forgot to this day.

That youthful boy in military training uniform back then is now a handsome professional elite.

Back then, he was invited by the Propaganda Department of University A to shoot a campus promotional video at University A, and accidentally caught that boy in the viewfinder.

After many inquiries, he collected all his basic information.Knowing that he wanted to join the Psychological Counseling Club, he asked a student who knew him to set up a temptation condition for him. Unexpectedly, Feng Zhezhen took the bait.It's a pity that he was in a hurry to rush to another city, so he couldn't meet Feng Zhe face to face.

When Zhuo Yue returned to University A again, he heard the rumors of Feng Zhe's relationship from the students. Looking at the sweet couple in the photo, who looked like a happy young couple, he chose to turn around.

A message came from the phone, Zhuo Yue clicked on it:

Shu Tong: "He went to his friend's place to help out this weekend, next weekend, I promise to help you get an appointment with him!"

Zhuo Yue raised the corner of his mouth and replied: "No need. I have already seen him."

This time, I won't miss you again.