Zhuo Qihua
Chapter 164 I'm serving beauty for love
Zhuo Ji wants to sing scriptures?Emperor Yong'an was taken aback.He knew very well that Zhuo Ji did not believe in Buddhism in his last life.When Emperor Yong'an arrived, Zhuo Ji was already in the yard getting ready.He changed into a more solemn attire, and sat cross-legged on the futon, looking quite serious.After Emperor Yong'an arrived, Zhuo Ji asked him to sit aside.Soon, Lin Xieshan arrived with Master Yinkong.Zhuo Ji gestured for Master Yinkong to sit down, and opposite him was a futon.Master Yinkong clasped his palms together and saluted, and sat down on the futon.
Except for Emperor Yong'an who was sitting, the others were all standing aside.Zhuo Ji said: "In the past three days, there will be Master Lao Yinkong."
Master Yinkong was very respectful to Zhuoji, and said: "Cuchu is too humble. Chuchu is a person of great merit. It is also a merit for an ordinary monk to do a little thing for him. .”
Zhuo Ji smiled gratefully, and then said: "The Duke invited the master down the mountain with the isolated copy of the Buddhist scriptures. To be honest, I don't believe in Buddhism, so I don't have any isolated copies in my hand. I can sing a sutra song. Master Yinkong Let's listen first. When His Majesty returns to the palace, His Majesty will go to the Empress Dowager to find a copy for Master."
Master Yinkong shook his head and said, "It's enough to listen to Zuzu sing a scripture." Another monk's salute.
Zhuo Ji also returned a monk's salute, and then said: "May I borrow Master's wooden fish?"
Master Yinkong handed over the wooden fish he was carrying with him, Zhang Xianxian and Chang Jing stepped forward to take it, and handed it to Zuzu.Zhuo Ji put the wooden fish in front of him, held the wooden fish mallet, and closed his eyes.Everyone consciously kept silent, and even subconsciously slowed down their breathing.After a long time, Zhuo Ji opened his eyes, knocked on the wooden fish, and opened his lips: "Na Wu He Luo Tana Duo La Ye, Nan Wu A La Ye, Po Lu Jie Di Shuo Bo La Ye..."
Ecstasy appeared on Master Yinkong's face, the eyes of the others widened, and Xiaohui and Chang Jing even opened their mouths.Zhuo Ji lowered his eyes halfway, sang a cappella with a melodious tone, and tapped the wooden fish mallet in his hand in accordance with the rhythm.At this moment, everyone felt that the person sitting there was no longer the noble 忍俍 in the harem, but a devout Buddhist, a master of Buddhism and Taoism.
Master Yinkong slowly closed his eyes and immersed himself in this scripture song that he had never heard before.
"...Sala Sala Xie Xie Xie Su Lu Su Lu, Bodhi Ye Bodhi Ye Bodhi Ye Bodhi Ye Bodhi Ye Bodhi Ye..."
Time seemed to stand still, and the incomprehensible scripture lyrics made everyone present feel an unprecedented calm.I don't know whether it is the power of the scriptures or the voice of the person who sang it.But only Emperor Yong'an looked at Zhuo Ji with obscure eyes and clenched his fists.
"...The whole house is mantarabadyasapoha."
With a final blow of the mallet, the scriptures dissipated.Master Yinkong's body trembled slightly, and he opened his eyes.Everyone else woke up to the motet.Master Yinkong's eyes flickered, his body leaned forward, and fell to the ground.Zhuo Ji put down the wooden hammer, leaned forward, and gently supported Master Yinkong's arm with both hands: "Master, get up."
Master Yinkong straightened his upper body, the corners of his eyes were moist: "The poor monk also asks you to give this scripture to the poor monk."
Zhuo Ji said truthfully: "I just cover this scripture. I don't know the meaning of this scripture or what the original version should be. I can only write down the transliteration."
"The poor monk pays homage to Zuzu."
Master Yinkong moved aside and knelt down, and Zhuo Ji hurriedly helped him up again.
Emperor Yong'an said: "Go get a pen and paper."
Feng Xi and Wang Bao left immediately.Zhuo Ji glanced at Emperor Yong'an, who was not in a good mood, and said, "Let's serve a pot of tea first."
Aunt Hua left.
Wait until the desk paper and pen are brought, and the tea is delivered.Zhuo Ji drank a cup of tea, Lin Xieshan ground it himself, and Zhuo Ji drew a pen.He didn't write quickly, and apparently his memory wasn't particularly clear.No one dared to urge him, Master Yin Kong, Emperor Yong'an and Lin Xieshan stood by and watched him slowly drop each word.Looking at it, Master Yinkong found that what he wrote down seemed to be different from what he sang just now, but he didn't speak.
I sang very quickly, but it took more than half an hour to finish writing.After finishing writing, Zhuo Ji took another piece of paper and continued writing, Master Yinkong's eyes lit up.Zhuo Ji wrote this one very quickly.As soon as the pen was written, he said: "This is the scripture I sang just now. The first one is the full text of 84 sentences, and there may be some inaccuracies."
"The poor monk kowtows to thank you!"
Hurriedly supporting Master Yinkong who was about to kneel again, Zhuo Ji took another piece of paper, wrote down the name and source of this scripture, and said: "'Great Compassion Mantra', the full name is 'Great Compassionate Heart Dharani', From the 'Thousand-armed Thousand-Eyed Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's Great Compassionate Heart Dharani Sutra'. That's all I know."
"Poor monk, thank you Zuzu..."
The corners of Master Yinkong's eyes were flushed with excitement, and he picked up the three pieces of paper as if he had found a treasure, his hands trembling a little.He hesitated and asked: "Can the poor monk stay here for a few more days and learn the scriptures?"
Zhuo Ji smiled and said: "Of course." He looked at Lin Xieshan, "If the Duke has something to do, you can go first." Then he looked at Emperor Yong'an, "Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager will also like it, but this scripture is still written by Yin Kong It is most suitable for the master to tell the empress dowager."
Emperor Yong'an understood Zhuo Ji's meaning and opened his mouth: "Yes."
Master Yinkong immediately saluted and thanked him.
Master Yin Kong stayed temporarily, but Lin Xieshan was about to rush back to the capital.Emperor Yong'an asked Zhuo Ji to go back first, and he and Lin Xieshan went to Daozheng Pavilion again.As soon as he entered the Daozheng Pavilion, Lin Xieshan said: "Your Majesty will punish you for your own decision."
Emperor Yong'an sat down with a gloomy face: "I didn't expect Shunxi to know these things."
Lin Xieshan blamed himself quite a bit. Although it felt sacred when Zuzu sang scriptures, he knew that His Majesty would not like the state of Zuzu at that time.
"Long live, please see me."
Zhang Xian's voice came from outside the door, Emperor Yong'an frowned, and glanced at Lin Xieshan: "Let him in."
Zhang Xian pushed open the door, and Zhuo Ji, who was rubbing his forehead, came in from the outside.Seeing him like that, Emperor Yong'an suddenly became nervous: "What's wrong? Got a headache?"
Zhuo Ji: "It's not a headache, it's dizziness. I'm still dizzy after writing those scriptures."
Emperor Yong'an said displeased: "Then you still write!"
Zhuo Ji did not avoid Lin Xieshan, sat down on Luohan's bed, and said: "A good person will do it to the end, anyway, remember something, and writing it down for those who need it is also a good thing. But your majesty, although Master Yinkong is very powerful, but I think, It is better to maintain the status quo in the country's attitude towards religion."
Lin Xieshan was a little surprised, he thought that after this, he would vigorously advocate the promotion of Buddhism.Zhuo Ji said something in his words: "Scientific knowledge is needed to improve people's livelihood and make the country prosperous and strong."
Emperor Yong'an's mood obviously improved, Zhuo Ji rubbed his head again and stood up: "Your Majesty, I'm a little tired, go and relax."
"I'm with you."
Emperor Yong'an came over and took Zhuo Ji's hand, and said to Lin Xieshan, "Go back to Beijing."
"Yes."
Emperor Yong'an took Zhuo Ji to the bathhouse, and Lin Xieshan felt relieved when he saw that there was nothing unusual about Chu Chu.After tidying up, he left the other courtyard and hurried back to the capital.Zhang Xian personally arranged a room for Master Yinkong, and also arranged for an honest eunuch to serve him.
Soaking in the hot spring pool, Emperor Yong'an embraced his beloved attendant with closed eyes and meditated, "Where did you hear that?"
Zhuo Ji said sleepily: "In the last days, everyone has to find a spiritual sustenance that will keep them from collapsing. Some people indulge their own evil. Some people are numb because they live for a day. Try to make yourself stronger and live better. Naturally, some people will pin their hopes on the gods. There is an assistant in our laboratory. The first thing he does when he comes to the laboratory every day is to cast the "Great Compassion Mantra" and then read it scriptures. This is something he must do every day, otherwise he will feel that nothing is right for him. He doesn’t actually believe in Buddhism, but this way will calm his heart and make him pretend to forget. Those zombies are just 4D movies, not real."
Emperor Yong'an kissed Zhuo Ji's face and asked, "What about you? What is your spiritual sustenance?"
Zhuo Ji hugged Emperor Yong'an tightly: "Your Majesty, you should stop asking."
Emperor Yong'an narrowed his eyes: "What is it?"
Zhuo Ji refused to say.
"Huh? What's wrong with you? Tell me, what is your spiritual sustenance?" Emperor Yongan pinched Zhuo Ji's ass dangerously.
Zhuo Ji's buttocks trembled: "Then Your Majesty first promise me not to get angry."
"I'm not angry." No matter how you listen, how perfunctory.
Zhuo Ji didn't dare to speak anymore.
"Say!"
Zhuo Ji grabbed Emperor Yong'an's hand, clenched it tightly, and didn't dare to raise his head, hesitating: "Hmm... Is my spiritual sustenance... that is... to develop a vaccine as soon as possible, and then..."
"Then what?"
"Then..." Zhuo Ji shrank his shoulders, and died early, "Find [-] or [-] women to have [-] or [-] children!"
Emperor Yong'an pulled out his hand and pinched Ai Shi's waist: "Find seventeen or eight women and give birth to seventeen or eight children?!"
Zhuo Ji raised his head: "Your Majesty can't be angry! There are only men and women in my world! I haven't developed the attribute of liking the same sex at that time!"
"I'm not of the same sex as you either!" Emperor Yong'an hated Zhuo Ji's disability to death, "Are you still thinking about finding a woman one day!"
"I've been wronged! I've already bent over by now!"
"How dare you swear that you have never touched a woman or liked a woman in your previous life!"
"I swear! Never touched it, never liked it!"
Emperor Yong'an didn't believe it.Maybe I believed it before, but I definitely don't believe it now.Sitting on the lap of a certain "unreasonable" emperor, Zhuo Ji asked cautiously, "Having seen pornography, doesn't it count?"
"Apis?"
"That's right, that, the live-action version, the erotic picture."
"...Zhuo Ji!"
Emperor Yong'an's roar came out of Yangxin Palace, startling Zhang Xian and Wang Bao who were guarding outside.What's wrong, Your Majesty?In the big pool of Yangxin Palace, Zhuo Ji was punished by Emperor Yong'an on the edge of the warm pool.The back that has not completely subsided is red at the moment, Zhuo Ji wants to cry but has no tears.Isn't it frank and lenient?It's unreasonable for him to be punished even if he confesses!
Emperor Yong'an had always been worried about Zhuo Ji's physical and mental disabilities, but the other party also said that he had seen the live-action erotic pictures!Thinking that Zhuo Ji had seen other men and women naked, he wanted to kill someone.Don't doubt, if the person Zhuo Ji sees is in Mata country, Emperor Yong'an will definitely send someone to arrest him.
When everything subsided, Zhuo Ji lay in Emperor Yong'an's arms and complained: "Your Majesty is unreasonable."
"Why am I being unreasonable?"
"In my previous life, I didn't know that I would meet His Majesty. Any man didn't have a few pornographic movies in his personal computer. In my previous life, I was too busy to fall in love, but I also have normal physical needs."
When Emperor Yong'an heard this, he was still furious: "What kind of world are you! Even I! It was only before the concubine came to the palace that the teaching mother took me to read the erotic book!"
Zhuo Ji: "At that time, I was already sexually open. One-night stands abounded. I just watched porn to masturbate. It was very innocent." The main reason is that he is a pediatrician, too busy, and the limited free time is spent on sleeping and Enjoying delicious food, I really can't spare extra time for romance.
Emperor Yong'an was still very upset.Zhuo Ji raised his head: "In this life, I haven't even read a book of erotic pictures, and I was eaten by His Majesty."
Emperor Yong'an stared at Zhuo Ji: "Now, do you still like women? Don't lie to me!"
Uh...Zhuo Ji kisses the angry Emperor: "Everyone has a love for beauty, pure appreciation."
Pure appreciation is not enough!
But Emperor Yong'an also knew that it was useless to be angry.In Zhuo Ji's previous life, there were only men and women in the world, and there was no Brother Lao, which he was powerless to change.Even if he and Zhuo Ji are not the same sex in this life, in Zhuo Ji's heart, they are the same sex.It is normal for Zhuo Ji, who was not gay in his previous life, to like women.
But Emperor Yong'an felt an evil fire in his heart and had nowhere to spread it.I don't know how many white bodies of men and women were seen by this person.Zhuo Ji's lower body lightly rubbed against Emperor Yong'an: "Your Majesty, I was wrong, you can punish me however you want."
"Forget about all that!" Kissed Zhuo Ji fiercely, and the second round of punishment began!
This night, Zhuo Ji went to bed very early.Emperor Yong'an left the bedroom after he fell asleep.Because of his lenient confession, Emperor Yong'an's taboo about singing sutras to him disappeared, and turned into anxiety about his physical and mental disabilities.Zhuo Ji doesn't need to say that he loves him, but he can only have him in his heart. He absolutely does not allow Zhuo Ji to have another man or woman in his heart, not at all!
Seeing Wansui's gloomy face, Zhang Xian poured a cup of chrysanthemum tea and asked cautiously, "Longsui, but what's wrong with you?"
However, Emperor Yong'an asked irrelevantly: "Are there any maids serving in Fengtian Palace that look beautiful?"
Zhang Xian's heart skipped a beat: "This..."
"may have?"
Zhang Xian didn't dare to hide it, and replied cautiously: "Yes, there are a few of them, who look outstanding...Long live, but, do you want them to serve you in front of you?"
Emperor Yong'an: "Send it elsewhere!"
Zhang Xian suppressed the surprise in his heart, and hurriedly said: "After returning to the palace, the servants will arrange them elsewhere."
Emperor Yong'an: "Send them to a place where Shunxi will never have a chance to see them."
Zhang Xian blinked: "Long live, but he..."
"Hmph!" Emperor Yong'an gritted his teeth, "He just likes those good-looking women, saying that 'everyone has a love for beauty'! If he didn't have that mental disability, I would definitely punish him severely!"
Zhang Xian understood.He snickered in his heart and persuaded: "Long live, you are a wise man, and you have always regarded yourself as a man. If you hadn't met Wan live, I'm afraid you would never have fallen in love with any man."
Emperor Yong'an raised his eyes, and Zhang Xian said, "Long live, this servant can understand that I must love you, Long live. If I don't love you, why should I be honest? If I don't love you, how can I be cautious and avoid Long live, you are not at ease. Long live, think about it, do you really shy away from contacting the ministers and workers of the previous dynasty? Even people like Guogong and Shi Shangshu, who are deeply trusted by you, are very careful .
Wang Bao told his servants today that when Sui Guogong asked to see him, he was very surprised and asked to meet him in the courtyard.Later, Sui Guogong talked about the scriptures, and he smiled.Long live you said, didn't you all think of long live you when you did this.You are deeply favored by you, Long live, and those who are dissatisfied with you can at most say that you are the only one favored by you, but no one can accuse you of being too close to any minister.If someone else was loved so much by Long Live, would it be possible to do so?It is precisely because you have Long Live in your heart and love Long Live that you will consider Long Live your feelings. "
The corners of Emperor Yong'an's mouth slowly curled up, and Zhang Xian hit the iron while the iron was hot: "Anyway, I can't think of a person like Zuo, who can act coquettishly and lose his temper with someone, but Kuu will do this to Wansui."
"Hmph." Emperor Yong'an was not angry this time, but arrogant, "I spoil him too much! How dare you tell me that 'everyone has a love for beauty'! Do you think I should be severely punished? he!"
Zhang Xian came up with an idea: "Long live, this matter is easy to handle. As long as you don't give the beauty a chance to get in front of you. You are usually busy, as long as no one deliberately goes to you, the girl who loves beauty There is no place for my heart to go.”
Emperor Yong'an nodded in agreement: "What you said is very reasonable. The dancer girl before was even more charming than Shi Fangyun, so she noticed it right away, and she couldn't even roll her eyes. This matter , you can do it after you return to the palace."
"The servant understands."
Emperor Yong'an said to himself: "It's also fortunate that Shi Fangyun is a fool, and Shunxi hates him, otherwise, I don't know how much trouble I will cause." For example, becoming the beauty in Shunxi's eyes... Thinking of this, Emperor Yong'an I feel ruthlessly that Shi Fangyun died well.
Zhang Xian nodded: "The maidservant has also found out. No matter if it is a man or brother, no matter how handsome he is, he seems to be indifferent. It is this woman...Long live, we still have to be on guard. I'm afraid it's not a secret to have physical and mental disabilities, if someone uses it to seduce you..."
Emperor Yong'an immediately lowered his face: "Who dares to have the guts of a dog, I will punish his nine clans!"
At this moment, Emperor Yong'an looks like a foolish emperor.As for Zhang Xian, that is a proper Wei Zhongxian and his ilk.Emperor Yong'an thought of another thing, the people in the "Bailao Theater" were all prostitutes and actors, and there must be a lot of good-looking ones, so Zhaoyi and Chunlan had to take over as soon as possible.
"Yi Lam went to the Firearms Battalion, and Qin Zhongyi is going to set up a Special Battalion..."
Zhang Xian: "Long live is considering the guards around you when you leave the palace?"
Emperor Yong'an nodded: "When he leaves the palace, there must be a bodyguard of my confidant by his side." However, Emperor Yong'an only has six imperial guards around him, and it is really difficult to divide them into another one, mainly because those six people are similar in appearance. nice.Although Zhuo Ji has physical and mental disabilities, Emperor Yong'an will not feel at ease and boldly arrange handsome men by Zhuo Ji's side just because of this.
Zhang Xian thought about it, and suggested: "Long live, how about assigning a special team of guards to Zuo. After all, Zuo's identity is different from other noble masters in the harem, so there can be no mistakes, and Zuo has to leave the palace. Those Beitan soldiers respect Zuo, how about choosing some suitable ones from there?"
Emperor Yong'an: "Your suggestion is good, I will consider it."
Zhang Xian was very happy that Long Live accepted his proposal.
Except for Emperor Yong'an who was sitting, the others were all standing aside.Zhuo Ji said: "In the past three days, there will be Master Lao Yinkong."
Master Yinkong was very respectful to Zhuoji, and said: "Cuchu is too humble. Chuchu is a person of great merit. It is also a merit for an ordinary monk to do a little thing for him. .”
Zhuo Ji smiled gratefully, and then said: "The Duke invited the master down the mountain with the isolated copy of the Buddhist scriptures. To be honest, I don't believe in Buddhism, so I don't have any isolated copies in my hand. I can sing a sutra song. Master Yinkong Let's listen first. When His Majesty returns to the palace, His Majesty will go to the Empress Dowager to find a copy for Master."
Master Yinkong shook his head and said, "It's enough to listen to Zuzu sing a scripture." Another monk's salute.
Zhuo Ji also returned a monk's salute, and then said: "May I borrow Master's wooden fish?"
Master Yinkong handed over the wooden fish he was carrying with him, Zhang Xianxian and Chang Jing stepped forward to take it, and handed it to Zuzu.Zhuo Ji put the wooden fish in front of him, held the wooden fish mallet, and closed his eyes.Everyone consciously kept silent, and even subconsciously slowed down their breathing.After a long time, Zhuo Ji opened his eyes, knocked on the wooden fish, and opened his lips: "Na Wu He Luo Tana Duo La Ye, Nan Wu A La Ye, Po Lu Jie Di Shuo Bo La Ye..."
Ecstasy appeared on Master Yinkong's face, the eyes of the others widened, and Xiaohui and Chang Jing even opened their mouths.Zhuo Ji lowered his eyes halfway, sang a cappella with a melodious tone, and tapped the wooden fish mallet in his hand in accordance with the rhythm.At this moment, everyone felt that the person sitting there was no longer the noble 忍俍 in the harem, but a devout Buddhist, a master of Buddhism and Taoism.
Master Yinkong slowly closed his eyes and immersed himself in this scripture song that he had never heard before.
"...Sala Sala Xie Xie Xie Su Lu Su Lu, Bodhi Ye Bodhi Ye Bodhi Ye Bodhi Ye Bodhi Ye Bodhi Ye..."
Time seemed to stand still, and the incomprehensible scripture lyrics made everyone present feel an unprecedented calm.I don't know whether it is the power of the scriptures or the voice of the person who sang it.But only Emperor Yong'an looked at Zhuo Ji with obscure eyes and clenched his fists.
"...The whole house is mantarabadyasapoha."
With a final blow of the mallet, the scriptures dissipated.Master Yinkong's body trembled slightly, and he opened his eyes.Everyone else woke up to the motet.Master Yinkong's eyes flickered, his body leaned forward, and fell to the ground.Zhuo Ji put down the wooden hammer, leaned forward, and gently supported Master Yinkong's arm with both hands: "Master, get up."
Master Yinkong straightened his upper body, the corners of his eyes were moist: "The poor monk also asks you to give this scripture to the poor monk."
Zhuo Ji said truthfully: "I just cover this scripture. I don't know the meaning of this scripture or what the original version should be. I can only write down the transliteration."
"The poor monk pays homage to Zuzu."
Master Yinkong moved aside and knelt down, and Zhuo Ji hurriedly helped him up again.
Emperor Yong'an said: "Go get a pen and paper."
Feng Xi and Wang Bao left immediately.Zhuo Ji glanced at Emperor Yong'an, who was not in a good mood, and said, "Let's serve a pot of tea first."
Aunt Hua left.
Wait until the desk paper and pen are brought, and the tea is delivered.Zhuo Ji drank a cup of tea, Lin Xieshan ground it himself, and Zhuo Ji drew a pen.He didn't write quickly, and apparently his memory wasn't particularly clear.No one dared to urge him, Master Yin Kong, Emperor Yong'an and Lin Xieshan stood by and watched him slowly drop each word.Looking at it, Master Yinkong found that what he wrote down seemed to be different from what he sang just now, but he didn't speak.
I sang very quickly, but it took more than half an hour to finish writing.After finishing writing, Zhuo Ji took another piece of paper and continued writing, Master Yinkong's eyes lit up.Zhuo Ji wrote this one very quickly.As soon as the pen was written, he said: "This is the scripture I sang just now. The first one is the full text of 84 sentences, and there may be some inaccuracies."
"The poor monk kowtows to thank you!"
Hurriedly supporting Master Yinkong who was about to kneel again, Zhuo Ji took another piece of paper, wrote down the name and source of this scripture, and said: "'Great Compassion Mantra', the full name is 'Great Compassionate Heart Dharani', From the 'Thousand-armed Thousand-Eyed Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's Great Compassionate Heart Dharani Sutra'. That's all I know."
"Poor monk, thank you Zuzu..."
The corners of Master Yinkong's eyes were flushed with excitement, and he picked up the three pieces of paper as if he had found a treasure, his hands trembling a little.He hesitated and asked: "Can the poor monk stay here for a few more days and learn the scriptures?"
Zhuo Ji smiled and said: "Of course." He looked at Lin Xieshan, "If the Duke has something to do, you can go first." Then he looked at Emperor Yong'an, "Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager will also like it, but this scripture is still written by Yin Kong It is most suitable for the master to tell the empress dowager."
Emperor Yong'an understood Zhuo Ji's meaning and opened his mouth: "Yes."
Master Yinkong immediately saluted and thanked him.
Master Yin Kong stayed temporarily, but Lin Xieshan was about to rush back to the capital.Emperor Yong'an asked Zhuo Ji to go back first, and he and Lin Xieshan went to Daozheng Pavilion again.As soon as he entered the Daozheng Pavilion, Lin Xieshan said: "Your Majesty will punish you for your own decision."
Emperor Yong'an sat down with a gloomy face: "I didn't expect Shunxi to know these things."
Lin Xieshan blamed himself quite a bit. Although it felt sacred when Zuzu sang scriptures, he knew that His Majesty would not like the state of Zuzu at that time.
"Long live, please see me."
Zhang Xian's voice came from outside the door, Emperor Yong'an frowned, and glanced at Lin Xieshan: "Let him in."
Zhang Xian pushed open the door, and Zhuo Ji, who was rubbing his forehead, came in from the outside.Seeing him like that, Emperor Yong'an suddenly became nervous: "What's wrong? Got a headache?"
Zhuo Ji: "It's not a headache, it's dizziness. I'm still dizzy after writing those scriptures."
Emperor Yong'an said displeased: "Then you still write!"
Zhuo Ji did not avoid Lin Xieshan, sat down on Luohan's bed, and said: "A good person will do it to the end, anyway, remember something, and writing it down for those who need it is also a good thing. But your majesty, although Master Yinkong is very powerful, but I think, It is better to maintain the status quo in the country's attitude towards religion."
Lin Xieshan was a little surprised, he thought that after this, he would vigorously advocate the promotion of Buddhism.Zhuo Ji said something in his words: "Scientific knowledge is needed to improve people's livelihood and make the country prosperous and strong."
Emperor Yong'an's mood obviously improved, Zhuo Ji rubbed his head again and stood up: "Your Majesty, I'm a little tired, go and relax."
"I'm with you."
Emperor Yong'an came over and took Zhuo Ji's hand, and said to Lin Xieshan, "Go back to Beijing."
"Yes."
Emperor Yong'an took Zhuo Ji to the bathhouse, and Lin Xieshan felt relieved when he saw that there was nothing unusual about Chu Chu.After tidying up, he left the other courtyard and hurried back to the capital.Zhang Xian personally arranged a room for Master Yinkong, and also arranged for an honest eunuch to serve him.
Soaking in the hot spring pool, Emperor Yong'an embraced his beloved attendant with closed eyes and meditated, "Where did you hear that?"
Zhuo Ji said sleepily: "In the last days, everyone has to find a spiritual sustenance that will keep them from collapsing. Some people indulge their own evil. Some people are numb because they live for a day. Try to make yourself stronger and live better. Naturally, some people will pin their hopes on the gods. There is an assistant in our laboratory. The first thing he does when he comes to the laboratory every day is to cast the "Great Compassion Mantra" and then read it scriptures. This is something he must do every day, otherwise he will feel that nothing is right for him. He doesn’t actually believe in Buddhism, but this way will calm his heart and make him pretend to forget. Those zombies are just 4D movies, not real."
Emperor Yong'an kissed Zhuo Ji's face and asked, "What about you? What is your spiritual sustenance?"
Zhuo Ji hugged Emperor Yong'an tightly: "Your Majesty, you should stop asking."
Emperor Yong'an narrowed his eyes: "What is it?"
Zhuo Ji refused to say.
"Huh? What's wrong with you? Tell me, what is your spiritual sustenance?" Emperor Yongan pinched Zhuo Ji's ass dangerously.
Zhuo Ji's buttocks trembled: "Then Your Majesty first promise me not to get angry."
"I'm not angry." No matter how you listen, how perfunctory.
Zhuo Ji didn't dare to speak anymore.
"Say!"
Zhuo Ji grabbed Emperor Yong'an's hand, clenched it tightly, and didn't dare to raise his head, hesitating: "Hmm... Is my spiritual sustenance... that is... to develop a vaccine as soon as possible, and then..."
"Then what?"
"Then..." Zhuo Ji shrank his shoulders, and died early, "Find [-] or [-] women to have [-] or [-] children!"
Emperor Yong'an pulled out his hand and pinched Ai Shi's waist: "Find seventeen or eight women and give birth to seventeen or eight children?!"
Zhuo Ji raised his head: "Your Majesty can't be angry! There are only men and women in my world! I haven't developed the attribute of liking the same sex at that time!"
"I'm not of the same sex as you either!" Emperor Yong'an hated Zhuo Ji's disability to death, "Are you still thinking about finding a woman one day!"
"I've been wronged! I've already bent over by now!"
"How dare you swear that you have never touched a woman or liked a woman in your previous life!"
"I swear! Never touched it, never liked it!"
Emperor Yong'an didn't believe it.Maybe I believed it before, but I definitely don't believe it now.Sitting on the lap of a certain "unreasonable" emperor, Zhuo Ji asked cautiously, "Having seen pornography, doesn't it count?"
"Apis?"
"That's right, that, the live-action version, the erotic picture."
"...Zhuo Ji!"
Emperor Yong'an's roar came out of Yangxin Palace, startling Zhang Xian and Wang Bao who were guarding outside.What's wrong, Your Majesty?In the big pool of Yangxin Palace, Zhuo Ji was punished by Emperor Yong'an on the edge of the warm pool.The back that has not completely subsided is red at the moment, Zhuo Ji wants to cry but has no tears.Isn't it frank and lenient?It's unreasonable for him to be punished even if he confesses!
Emperor Yong'an had always been worried about Zhuo Ji's physical and mental disabilities, but the other party also said that he had seen the live-action erotic pictures!Thinking that Zhuo Ji had seen other men and women naked, he wanted to kill someone.Don't doubt, if the person Zhuo Ji sees is in Mata country, Emperor Yong'an will definitely send someone to arrest him.
When everything subsided, Zhuo Ji lay in Emperor Yong'an's arms and complained: "Your Majesty is unreasonable."
"Why am I being unreasonable?"
"In my previous life, I didn't know that I would meet His Majesty. Any man didn't have a few pornographic movies in his personal computer. In my previous life, I was too busy to fall in love, but I also have normal physical needs."
When Emperor Yong'an heard this, he was still furious: "What kind of world are you! Even I! It was only before the concubine came to the palace that the teaching mother took me to read the erotic book!"
Zhuo Ji: "At that time, I was already sexually open. One-night stands abounded. I just watched porn to masturbate. It was very innocent." The main reason is that he is a pediatrician, too busy, and the limited free time is spent on sleeping and Enjoying delicious food, I really can't spare extra time for romance.
Emperor Yong'an was still very upset.Zhuo Ji raised his head: "In this life, I haven't even read a book of erotic pictures, and I was eaten by His Majesty."
Emperor Yong'an stared at Zhuo Ji: "Now, do you still like women? Don't lie to me!"
Uh...Zhuo Ji kisses the angry Emperor: "Everyone has a love for beauty, pure appreciation."
Pure appreciation is not enough!
But Emperor Yong'an also knew that it was useless to be angry.In Zhuo Ji's previous life, there were only men and women in the world, and there was no Brother Lao, which he was powerless to change.Even if he and Zhuo Ji are not the same sex in this life, in Zhuo Ji's heart, they are the same sex.It is normal for Zhuo Ji, who was not gay in his previous life, to like women.
But Emperor Yong'an felt an evil fire in his heart and had nowhere to spread it.I don't know how many white bodies of men and women were seen by this person.Zhuo Ji's lower body lightly rubbed against Emperor Yong'an: "Your Majesty, I was wrong, you can punish me however you want."
"Forget about all that!" Kissed Zhuo Ji fiercely, and the second round of punishment began!
This night, Zhuo Ji went to bed very early.Emperor Yong'an left the bedroom after he fell asleep.Because of his lenient confession, Emperor Yong'an's taboo about singing sutras to him disappeared, and turned into anxiety about his physical and mental disabilities.Zhuo Ji doesn't need to say that he loves him, but he can only have him in his heart. He absolutely does not allow Zhuo Ji to have another man or woman in his heart, not at all!
Seeing Wansui's gloomy face, Zhang Xian poured a cup of chrysanthemum tea and asked cautiously, "Longsui, but what's wrong with you?"
However, Emperor Yong'an asked irrelevantly: "Are there any maids serving in Fengtian Palace that look beautiful?"
Zhang Xian's heart skipped a beat: "This..."
"may have?"
Zhang Xian didn't dare to hide it, and replied cautiously: "Yes, there are a few of them, who look outstanding...Long live, but, do you want them to serve you in front of you?"
Emperor Yong'an: "Send it elsewhere!"
Zhang Xian suppressed the surprise in his heart, and hurriedly said: "After returning to the palace, the servants will arrange them elsewhere."
Emperor Yong'an: "Send them to a place where Shunxi will never have a chance to see them."
Zhang Xian blinked: "Long live, but he..."
"Hmph!" Emperor Yong'an gritted his teeth, "He just likes those good-looking women, saying that 'everyone has a love for beauty'! If he didn't have that mental disability, I would definitely punish him severely!"
Zhang Xian understood.He snickered in his heart and persuaded: "Long live, you are a wise man, and you have always regarded yourself as a man. If you hadn't met Wan live, I'm afraid you would never have fallen in love with any man."
Emperor Yong'an raised his eyes, and Zhang Xian said, "Long live, this servant can understand that I must love you, Long live. If I don't love you, why should I be honest? If I don't love you, how can I be cautious and avoid Long live, you are not at ease. Long live, think about it, do you really shy away from contacting the ministers and workers of the previous dynasty? Even people like Guogong and Shi Shangshu, who are deeply trusted by you, are very careful .
Wang Bao told his servants today that when Sui Guogong asked to see him, he was very surprised and asked to meet him in the courtyard.Later, Sui Guogong talked about the scriptures, and he smiled.Long live you said, didn't you all think of long live you when you did this.You are deeply favored by you, Long live, and those who are dissatisfied with you can at most say that you are the only one favored by you, but no one can accuse you of being too close to any minister.If someone else was loved so much by Long Live, would it be possible to do so?It is precisely because you have Long Live in your heart and love Long Live that you will consider Long Live your feelings. "
The corners of Emperor Yong'an's mouth slowly curled up, and Zhang Xian hit the iron while the iron was hot: "Anyway, I can't think of a person like Zuo, who can act coquettishly and lose his temper with someone, but Kuu will do this to Wansui."
"Hmph." Emperor Yong'an was not angry this time, but arrogant, "I spoil him too much! How dare you tell me that 'everyone has a love for beauty'! Do you think I should be severely punished? he!"
Zhang Xian came up with an idea: "Long live, this matter is easy to handle. As long as you don't give the beauty a chance to get in front of you. You are usually busy, as long as no one deliberately goes to you, the girl who loves beauty There is no place for my heart to go.”
Emperor Yong'an nodded in agreement: "What you said is very reasonable. The dancer girl before was even more charming than Shi Fangyun, so she noticed it right away, and she couldn't even roll her eyes. This matter , you can do it after you return to the palace."
"The servant understands."
Emperor Yong'an said to himself: "It's also fortunate that Shi Fangyun is a fool, and Shunxi hates him, otherwise, I don't know how much trouble I will cause." For example, becoming the beauty in Shunxi's eyes... Thinking of this, Emperor Yong'an I feel ruthlessly that Shi Fangyun died well.
Zhang Xian nodded: "The maidservant has also found out. No matter if it is a man or brother, no matter how handsome he is, he seems to be indifferent. It is this woman...Long live, we still have to be on guard. I'm afraid it's not a secret to have physical and mental disabilities, if someone uses it to seduce you..."
Emperor Yong'an immediately lowered his face: "Who dares to have the guts of a dog, I will punish his nine clans!"
At this moment, Emperor Yong'an looks like a foolish emperor.As for Zhang Xian, that is a proper Wei Zhongxian and his ilk.Emperor Yong'an thought of another thing, the people in the "Bailao Theater" were all prostitutes and actors, and there must be a lot of good-looking ones, so Zhaoyi and Chunlan had to take over as soon as possible.
"Yi Lam went to the Firearms Battalion, and Qin Zhongyi is going to set up a Special Battalion..."
Zhang Xian: "Long live is considering the guards around you when you leave the palace?"
Emperor Yong'an nodded: "When he leaves the palace, there must be a bodyguard of my confidant by his side." However, Emperor Yong'an only has six imperial guards around him, and it is really difficult to divide them into another one, mainly because those six people are similar in appearance. nice.Although Zhuo Ji has physical and mental disabilities, Emperor Yong'an will not feel at ease and boldly arrange handsome men by Zhuo Ji's side just because of this.
Zhang Xian thought about it, and suggested: "Long live, how about assigning a special team of guards to Zuo. After all, Zuo's identity is different from other noble masters in the harem, so there can be no mistakes, and Zuo has to leave the palace. Those Beitan soldiers respect Zuo, how about choosing some suitable ones from there?"
Emperor Yong'an: "Your suggestion is good, I will consider it."
Zhang Xian was very happy that Long Live accepted his proposal.
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