Zhuo Qihua

After sitting in Huayang Palace for an hour, Emperor Yong'an went to sit with the Empress Dowager for an hour, and then went to Xiangfu Palace.Zhuo Ji and the palace staff were making paper in a room in the side hall. Hearing that His Majesty was coming, he asked the others to continue, and only brought Xiaohui to meet him.Emperor Yong'an was sitting on the couch in the East Pavilion. After Zhuo Ji came in, he said displeasedly: "You are my favorite servant! Did I lose you or treat you slowly? Do you want to make paper yourself?"

Zhuo Ji sat down next to Emperor Yong'an with a puzzled expression on his face: "Your Majesty, are the state affairs worrying?"

Emperor Yong'an was angry: "I heard that you brought the palace man-made paper with you when I came here. Is the palace secretary short of your paper?"

Zhuo Ji realized that, he smiled and took Emperor Yong'an's arm and said, "Your Majesty, I really can't provide you with a paper palace secretary."

"What paper do you want?"

Zhuo Ji leaned close to Emperor Yong'an's ear and whispered, "Toilet paper for toilet use."

Emperor Yong'an was startled, then grabbed Zhuo Ji and kissed him, with some kind of punishment.Zhang Xian and Xiaohui lowered their heads and did not dare to aim randomly.After finishing Zhuo Ji's punishment, Emperor Yong'an said angrily, "Your dignified master of the first palace, you still want to...how decent! You still lose your monthly palace points?"

Zhuo Ji licked his swollen mouth and waved his hands. Zhang Xian and Xiao Hui retreated immediately as if they were pardoned.No one else was present, Zhuo Ji said: "Your Majesty, don't you think it's extravagant and wasteful to wipe your butt with silk?" Boldly covering the mouth of Emperor Yong'an who wanted to refute, Zhuo Ji said: "The toilet paper made by my minister, It is clean, soft, and environmentally friendly. The materials used are dead branches and leaves, rags and discarded cotton that Lijintang doesn’t want. This is called turning waste into treasure. You should reward him. Wipe the silk once and it will be fine. You have to throw it away. Your Majesty, small accounts cannot be counted carefully. If you accumulate less, you can buy a few more oily noodles with the silk money you save every month. Moreover, I am not used to using silk, so I am used to it. toilet paper."

Zhuo Ji let go.Emperor Yong'an's eyes were deep: "Did you use toilet paper in your life?"

Zhuo Ji nodded: "Of course it's much more advanced than what I made myself."

Emperor Yong'an took a deep breath: "Forget it, it's up to you. When you were still in the West Third Courtyard, is that the kind of soft paper that Zhang Xian brought back from you?"

Zhuo Ji still nodded, and strongly recommended: "Your Majesty, why don't you try it? It's actually better than silk, and it doesn't hurt to use it."

"I don't feel sorry for using silk!" Emperor Yong'an pressed Zhuo Ji's back of the head and kissed it again.This person acted like using the toilet paper for granted, but he was extremely displeased.This person probably doesn't even have the silk to clean the room in the West Third Courtyard.

Zhuo Ji, who let go of his panting again, didn't say whether he wanted to try or not, Emperor Yong'an asked: "You asked Mrs. Jiagui to propose to me not to choose Zhuo Shuzhen to enter the palace?"

Zhuo Ji pretended to be innocent: "Why does Your Majesty ask such a question?"

Emperor Yong'an: "You don't know much about concubines in the harem. If you hadn't mentioned it to Jia Guixie, he would never have thought about whether Zhuo Shuzhen would enter the palace. Who will enter the palace and who to choose, only I can decide. "

Sure enough, the people in Danyang Palace are all spirits!Zhuo Ji stopped pretending to be stupid and said: "Your Majesty, this is the friendship and interest between the minister and the noble lady, so don't ask so many questions." Bar.When he didn't see that he said he chose Mingyu, Jiaguixie cared.It's just that he doesn't need to explain this to Emperor Yong'an.

Zhuo Ji's attitude of "don't join forces", made Emperor Yong'an very dissatisfied.He clasped Zhuo Ji's neck with his backhand, his eyes were dangerous: "What did you just say? What's your friendship with Jia Guixie?"

Zhuo Ji rolled his eyes disrespectfully: "Your Majesty, you old man, don't get involved in the petty love between our harem maids, okay? If you really have nothing to do, then go make paper with my minister." .”

"presumptuous!"

Outside the door, Xiaohui was blushing, and Zhang Xian, unable to complain, waved at her, and Xiaohui ran away very shamelessly.Neither Zhang Xian nor Xiao Hui heard what the two people in the room said.But the two heard His Majesty's "presumptuousness" clearly.Not long after this "presumptuousness" was over, that kind of voice came from inside, what else could it explain? !By the way, I have teased His Majesty again!

As far as Zhang Xian is concerned, the two noble lords inside are really willing to fight and suffer, but Zhang Xian has no sympathy for Shun Yu.He could see it, he was used to teasing His Majesty, but he was not the one who suffered in the end?

Inside the house, Emperor Yong'an pressed Zhuo Ji on a soft couch for "punishment".The fiercest sharp blade on his body pierced Zhuo Ji's soft body mercilessly, punishing him for his disrespect to himself.Zhuo Ji, who was lying on the couch, couldn't help begging for mercy: "Your Majesty, I can't do it anymore..."

"Why don't you say it when you think I'm troublesome?"

Pulling himself out, Emperor Yong'an's two fingers "ruthlessly" poked into Zhuo Ji's stamens submerged in love water, stirring.Zhuo Ji's neck was raised high, and with his undisguised screams of love, Emperor Yong'an's palms were wet with love water.Pulling out his finger, Emperor Yong'an poked into the chrysanthemum pistil that kept opening and closing, Zhuo Ji shook his head violently: "Your Majesty..."

"Say you want me!"

"I want you, I want you! Ah!"

The ferocious beast that was hidden deeply in front of other concubines was completely released in front of Zhuo Ji.At this moment, Emperor Yong'an is not that high-ranking emperor, but just an ordinary male immersed in carnal desire.And Zhuo Ji's "I want you" is undoubtedly "adding fuel to the fire".

When the tossing was over, nearly an hour passed.Zhuo Ji was lying on the soft couch, exhaling more air than inhaling, it was already dark outside.Satisfied, Emperor Yong'an pulled the blanket to cover Zhuo Ji's naked body, and called the palace servants to come in and serve him.Zhang Xian and Chang Jing who came in did not dare to cast a glance in the direction of the soft couch.After so long, they also discovered that His Majesty doesn't like others to see, and even less like others to touch the body of Shunyouchu (Master).

Wearing pajamas—the ancient version of home clothes—Emperor Yong'an asked Zhang Xian to leave a basin of hot water outside, sat down on the edge of the soft couch, and asked, "Can you still get up?"

"Your Majesty, I think you should stop taking Di'an Wan."

Suppressing the laughter, Emperor Yong'an supported Zhuo Ji to get up, Zhuo Ji's legs were weak, and both cores were numb due to rubbing.Standing up with the strength of Emperor Yong'an, Zhuo Ji walked to the basin and cleaned his body.Emperor Yong'an didn't just watch from the sidelines, helping twist the veil or something.In the entire harem, only Zhuo Ji would let him do this.After cleaning his body, Zhuo Ji put on the clean pajamas that Chang Jing had brought when he came in just now, and lay on the kang, not wanting to move.Emperor Yong'an called people in to clean up and pass on the meals.

That night, Emperor Yong'an slept soundly, and Zhuo Ji didn't remember whether he had a nightmare or not.However, Emperor Yong'an didn't tell Zhuo Ji whether he would choose Zhuo Shuzhen to enter the palace until he left the next morning.

The medicine jade was buried in the back acupoint, and Zhuo Ji was unwell on the kang reading the scriptures, because of Emperor Yong'an's terrible desire, his exercise was also intermittent.It started to snow again outside, Wang Bao walked in and said, "Master."

"Huh?" Zhuo Ji looked lazy and his tone was lazy.

"For the toilet paper made this time, Mr. Zhang said that he will come and take half of it after it is made."

The sullen emperor.Zhuo Ji yawned: "Give it. The toilet paper will not be made for the time being, so use whatever you want when you run out."

"master?"

Zhuo Ji: "Prevention is essential. We collect dead leaves and branches to make paper. Who knows what kind of mess will be in the collection in the future. We are a small workshop, so we still have to find a regular paper maker You can only do it in a factory. You go and invite Guixie and Dexie to come here." Having seen the darkest side of human nature, Zhuo Ji habitually pays more attention to everything.

By the way, he invited himself to go to Xiangfu Palace, Jiaguixie and Dezhen didn't know if they were used to it or expected it, they were not angry, they put down what they were doing and walked over in a chariot.Seeing Zhuo Ji's haggard face, Jia Guixie and Dezhen didn't know what to say.There is still some envy, after all, not everyone in the harem can indulge His Majesty.

"By the way, you asked Bengong and Dezhen to come over, what's the matter?"

Zhuo Ji: "Gui Xie, virtuous, let's do business together."

Jiaguixie and Dejiu showed surprise, Zhuo Ji motioned to Chang Jing, and Chang Jing took a stack of yellow and white soft paper and put it on the kang table.Jiaguixie and Dejuan each picked up a sheet, Jiaguixie exerted a little force, and the paper tore.

"This……"

Zhuo Ji asked Chang Jing to retreat, and Chang'an and Fuquan also retreated.Zhuo Ji said directly: "This is the paper used in the cleaning room."

As soon as he said that, Jia Guixie and Dezhen immediately understood what the paper was for, and the two noble masters immediately threw away the paper in their hands, looking disgusted and speechless.Zhuo Ji didn't understand why the ancients cared so much about butt wipes, he said, "You two buddies, inside and outside the palace, but everyone can afford silk to clean their rooms?"

Jia Guixie and Dejue shook their heads, they were born rich and noble, but they still knew that rich and poor were poor.Zhuo Ji said: "This kind of paper is made of dead leaves and branches, waste paper, waste cotton cloth, and cotton. Better toilet paper can be made of bamboo. But whether it is dead leaves and branches or bamboo, the cost is definitely lower than silk A lot. Ordinary people can’t afford silk, but most people can afford toilet paper. No matter how cheap toilet paper is, it’s better than using toilet paper. This paper is very soft, and it can be thrown directly into the urinal or toilet after use , can be disposed of together with the dirt. This is a consumable, a must-have item for the home. Once this is popularized, it can not only reduce the waste of silk, but also recycle waste, and most importantly, it can also make money."

Jiaguixie and Dezheng were moved by what they said.Yes, they dislike it, but ordinary people certainly don't.Such soft paper is much better than toilet paper.Jiaguixie and Dezhen each took another one.

Zhuo Ji: "Your Majesty, I don't want to hide it from you, but Dezhen and I are helping His Majesty open a pharmacy."

Jia Guixie looked at Dezhen in astonishment, Dezhen nodded, Zhuo Ji: "I want to open a pharmacy to facilitate my purchase of medicinal materials. This must be approved by His Majesty, and His Majesty recommended Dezhen to help."

Jia Guixie immediately thought of the key point, medicinal materials were involved in a lot, and with the father of the Ministry of War Minister as the backer, Dezhen was indeed the most suitable candidate.Jia Guixie felt uncomfortable, but she was not unhappy because of it.Zhuo Ji: "If the three of us open a paper factory, we will make toilet paper and earn a lot of money, and we will have confidence in front of Your Majesty in the future." Zhuo Ji waved his hands and said like a play: "Your Majesty, you have several hundred taels of silver this year. There are too few quotas, it is not as good as the money I earn in a day."

"puff!"

Jia Guixie and Dezhen covered their mouths and suppressed their laughter, but thinking about it, it was really exciting.Zhuo Ji: "Your Majesty doesn't like it either, but I just want to let His Majesty know what's wrong with the paper to wipe your butt, and the paper to wipe your butt can also make money!"

"Successful!"

Jiaguixie and Dezheng were blushed by Zhuo Ji's vulgar words.Zhuo Ji: "You two, do you want to do it?"

Jia Guixie glared at Zhuo Ji: "You write a charter first. If it's feasible, I will allow this matter."

Dezhen: "Your wife agrees, and this Palace also agrees."

Zhuo Ji: "I'll bring it to you tomorrow."

Jia Guixie and Dezhen, who were full of "butt wipes", left embarrassingly. When they left, they sneaked like thieves and let the personal palace guards take away some toilet paper.Zhuo Ji thinks that a handkerchief is a good thing, but it is really difficult for him to wipe his buttocks with silk or toilet chips.So he doesn't think about those handkerchiefs, but toilet paper (toilet paper) must be solved!

Emperor Yong'an went to Yunyue Palace in Deju that night, and Zhuo Ji, who was not bothered, was able to write out the regulations of the paper mill.Dezhen can conceive, and Emperor Yong'an paid Dezhen the public rations he should have paid this night.However, compared to the intense love with Zhuo Jihuan, going to bed with Dezhen and other concubines and Yu Yong'an is much "calmer".Dezhen didn't tell Emperor Yong'an about Zhuo Ji's plan, and Emperor Yong'an didn't ask him why Zhuo Ji saw him and Jiaguixie during the day.

The next day, Zhuo Ji went to pay his respects to the Empress Dowager early in the morning, and then went to Jiagui Xie's Huayang Palace.After sending His Majesty away, Dezhen also went to greet the Queen Mother first, and then went to Huayang Palace.When Dezhen arrived at Huayang Palace, Jia Guixie was reading the regulations written by Zhuo Ji.Zhuo Ji's charter states that if a paper mill is to be opened, the first-class materials used will be bamboo, and the second-class materials will be dead leaves and waste cotton.From the site selection of the paper mill, to the scale of the paper mill, as well as the equipment and how to deal with the sewage, Zhuo Ji wrote in such detail that he was short of directly writing the entire process of papermaking.

After reading it, Jia Guixie handed over the thick regulations to Dezhen, who read them carefully.In the process of watching, Dezhen adjusted his posture from time to time, looking very uncomfortable.Zhuo Ji couldn't help teasing: "Dezhengyou worked hard last night."

Deju didn't understand what Zhuo Ji's words meant at first, so Jia Guixi covered her mouth with a handkerchief and smiled, but when Deju understood, she blushed and took the charter and slapped her: "Your mouth really needs a piece of paper!" rice cake!"

Zhuo Ji avoided Dezhen's weapon, and cried out for himself: "You look very uncomfortable, isn't it because you were tired last night? I feel sorry for you."

"You said it!"

When did such a big or small thing happen in Jiaguixie's Huayang Palace, he hurriedly grabbed Dezhen and reprimanded Zhuo Ji: "Shunyou, it's not big or small, why don't you apologize to Dezhen?"

Zhuo Ji sat down properly, and made amends: "Your Majesty has a lot of people, so don't be as knowledgeable as me. But you are not feeling well, why don't you go back first?"

De Xun slapped him on the shoulder angrily, Zhuo Ji bared his teeth in pain, De Xun was trying his best!Dezhen sat back and said angrily, "I'm the only one who can bear your mouth!" Rubbing his waist, he said angrily, "I'm not you, you are shameless."

Jia Guixie saw that Dejue was really uncomfortable, and asked, "Dejue, is there something wrong with you?"

Dezhen rubbed his waist again and said, "I started to have back pain a few days ago, and I used to have back pain occasionally, but this time it lasted for a while."

Jia Guixie frowned, Zhuo Ji stopped joking, and said, "Your back hurt last night...didn't you tell His Majesty?"

Dezhen glared at him, and said: "You dare to spoil His Majesty's interest when you are in bed, I am not so bold." His Majesty finally noticed him again, how dare he spoil His Majesty's interest, as long as he is not sick Can't get up, His Majesty wants him to sleep, he can't refuse.Jia Guixie understands Deju's sadness, who in the harem doesn't?Brother Miao is better, women have sunflower water every month, and when sunflower water comes, they have to go to bed again, as long as the Holy One doesn't care, they have to bite the bullet.

Zhuo Ji lamented once again that the concubines in the harem are beautiful on the outside, but they know how warm they are on the inside.He said, "Lie down, and I'll show you."

Dezhen's waist really hurt so badly, he lay down directly, Zhuo Ji let him lie on his side, pressed him, and asked: "Where does it hurt?"

Dezhen: "I can't tell, it hurts everywhere."

"I'll give you a pulse."

Dezhen lay down on his back, and Zhuo Ji took Dezhen's pulse seriously.But soon, he was surprised.