Du Zhenyang!I hate you for being a piece of wood!
The voice in Tu Qi's heart is a rare united front, yelling thousands of times every day.
He also ate the first meal in his life, and "exchanged" the "token of love". Although he didn't sleep in the same bed, he lived under the same roof. Watching literary and romantic movies together, popcorn and cola I also watch the movie, eat together, exercise together, and even look at each other with a pink breath "look at each other and smile".
But Du Zhenyang just didn't move for a long time.
Tu Qi didn't think about orientation at all, he just intuitively felt that the two were calling.
About Tu Qi's first meal.The process and result were as tragic as Tu Qi imagined.
There was water and oil on the floor of the kitchen, and it turned into a slurry after being stepped on; the walls were stuck with ingredients that had collapsed from the pot;
The tiles in the trash can can form a set of daily tableware for a family of three;
The little finger of the right hand of Chaocai was cut off while chopping vegetables, the wound was not deep but a piece of meat was cut off abruptly;
The back of the left hand that threw the spoon was scalded with small blisters from the splashing oil.
In short, I couldn't eat the last three dishes and one soup. Dinner on Saturday was white rice from the rice cooker and a bunch of bottles and cans that Tu Qi had prepared.Laoganma, pickled mustard, side dishes, everything you expect to find.
This day, Tu Xi had just received his first month's internship salary, and Tu's father sent a text message, so Tu Xi made a payment before he could cover his salary.
While waiting for the elevator, Didi on his wristband reminded him that there was a message. It was Du Zhenyang who asked him to buy some vegetables in the supermarket on the way back from get off work and eat quick-frozen dumplings at night.Tu Qi turned around to buy some lettuce, Du Zhenyang liked it.
A woman wearing a remade cheongsam entered the apartment, her face lightly painted.It's not that he wants to stare at other girls, it's that he knows this person.
"Ji Fanxi?"
"Tu Qi!" The girl also recognized him.
To put it simply, the two are classmates in junior high school;
To put it in depth, the two were best friends and sisters when they were in junior high school.Like most people, I contacted occasionally in high school, and then gradually lost contact.
Two of the sharp nerve endings in Tu Qi's brain were suddenly wired, and he said, "You don't live in 202, do you?"
Ji Fanxi nodded excitedly.The identity of the black cloak was revealed.
It's been a long time since we saw each other, and just a few minutes is not enough for two people to chat, so Ji Fanxi and Tu Qi went to buy lettuce together.
"So you started as a teacher to study occultism and then charged others for divination online?"
"Yes. For a period of time, I repeated the process of divination for others in my dream every day. At the end of the dream, I always came to a conclusion that "the divination about the love object is [-]% accurate".It turned out to be the case. "
"Is it really so accurate?" Tu Qi was still a little obsessed with the idea of team operation.
"Really, really [-]%, I have made close to a thousand orders, and none of them have gone wrong."
Tu Qi saw Ji Fanxi's unchanged face, but obviously better looking than before, he believed it.
"I called the reservation number at your door some time ago to make an appointment for a divination. Then I was informed that I would have to wait for five months."
Ji Fanxi rubbed his hands, took out two bottles of imported yogurt from the freezer, put them into the trolley, and said with a sigh: "Actually, they hope that I will quit my job and do divination full-time, so that I won't have to wait in line for a long time. But I don't really want that."
"them?"
"As far as my college roommate's home and operations are concerned, after knowing my situation, she formed a few people for me and signed a contract."
Sure enough, Tu Qi thought, there is a reason for her sudden popularity.
He said, "If you don't want to resign, then you don't. Is the salary good for being a guzheng teacher?"
"It doesn't cost much to do this."
"Anyway, you don't want to quit if you don't want to. After all, divination is your side job."
"In fact, people will think that divination is unprofessional because it is a side job."
Tu Qi suddenly said something very old-fashioned: "Speak by quality!"
The two laughed knowingly, the gaps of these years were filled in a process of buying lettuce.
When the elevator reached the second floor, Ji Fanxi gave Tu Xi a bottle of yogurt, and then slipped away.
Back in 701, Du Zhenyang was in his room, and came out when he heard noises.Tu Qi handed him a bottle of yogurt, Du Zhenyang took it and said, "Only one bottle?"
"It was given by someone else." As he said, Tu Qi walked into the kitchen with the vegetables, ready to wash them out.
"Then let's share the drink." Du Zhenyang said behind him.
With his back to Du Zhenyang, Tu Qi grinned to the ears.
On Saturday, intern Tu Qi rested.On Saturday morning, Ji Fanxi, who was busy with his main business and sideline business, rested.
So the two made an appointment at nine o'clock in the morning on this Saturday to perform a divination on Tu Qi's love partner.
"Do you want to prepare anything?" Tu Qi sent a message to Ji Fanxi on Friday.
"Prepare the name of the person to be divined, just the birthday."
Tu Qi turned to look at Du Zhenyang who was sitting on another sofa reading a book, and said, "When is your birthday?"
"11.21..."
Tu Xi nodded, thinking about it while remembering it in his heart, it seems that Scorpio and Cancer are quite compatible.
He didn't pay attention to Du Zhenyang's thoughtful eyes.
……
"Write down your name."
Tu Qi obediently wrote "Du Zhenyang" on a piece of dark blue paper.
"What's your birthday?"
"11.21..."
"What year?"
Tu Qi thought for a while and said, "It should be from [-]. Will this inaccuracy affect the result?"
Ji Fanxi: "It will be affected. So is it 1995.11.21?"
"Follow this first, it should be right."
Ji Fanxi nodded.He also said: "Are there other people around you who have the same name and surname as him, and who were born in the same year and the same month?"
"No."
After collecting the information, the divination began.The process is simple and quick, without the spells, magic, etc. that Tu Qi imagined.
Just a lot of cards, maybe Tarot cards, he drew out a few cards while thinking about Du Zhenyang according to Ji Fanxi's request.
After Ji Fanxi analyzed the cards, he looked at Tu Qi.
Tu Qi immediately saw the result in her eyes.Du Zhenyang is not.
Tu Qi accepted this result, but his mood was very complicated. He also knew that not everyone was so lucky to be able to find a top-quality handsome guy to rent with him. Among those who had such luck, only one or two could meet him. A person who really walks a lifetime.
If Ji Fanxi really has the ability to enter the soul [-]% of the time, then he, Tu Qi, does not belong to these few people.
Before returning to 701, he was still wondering if he had misremembered or miscalculated, perhaps Du Zhenyang was not from [-].
Du Zhenyang didn't come out of the room until noon, and was obviously surprised when he saw Tu Qi sitting in the living room.
"You got up so early."
Tu Qi felt even more itchy when he looked at Du Zhenyang who looked calm even when he just woke up.
"What year were you born?"
Du Zhenyang was taken aback, and said, "Nine...ninety-five."
Tu Qi's heart skipped a beat, and he said, "Really?"
"Really, what's so fake about it."
Tu Qi stared at Du Zhenyang silently. After a few seconds, he tried his best to use his most charming expression and turned his head slightly to the right to ensure that Du Zhenyang saw more of his left side.He said:
"Do you want to fall in love?"
"Ok?"
When Tu Qi said this, his calf trembled wildly. If he hadn't been sitting on a chair, he probably wouldn't be able to stand still.
The heartbeat also accelerated crazily.He still imagined that he could calmly make a glass of milk for Du Zhenyang before continuing this topic, but he really couldn't stand up.
After a while, Du Zhenyang came to his senses and said, "It's okay."
He looked at Tu Xi's deviated gaze and pursed lips, and he felt that he understood.Then he added, "I really want to."
Hearing his change of words, the stiff body of the boy sitting opposite seemed to relax a little, and then stiffened suddenly, and said, "Then you, do you want to have a relationship with me?"
Du Zhenyang smiled, and put Tu Qi on the sofa with a smile, went to the kitchen, and made a glass of milk.
Tu Qi looked at his smile that was different from usual. Although he didn't get an answer, he guessed there was something to it.
Du Zhenyang returned to the living room with the milk and put down the milk glass.The smile on his face was different from the usual one just now, gentle and pleasant, without the slightest bit of disdain or ridicule.
"Would you like to ask again?"
"Du Zhenyang, do you want to have a relationship with me?"
"I think we can have a romantic relationship."
Hearing Du Zhenyang's answer, Tu Qi giggled, walked to Du Zhenyang's side, and said, "Call me "Brother", now I think you made the right decision to call me "Brother". "
Du Zhenyang sighed in his heart and at the same time scolded Su Sisi bloody, and obediently called out to Tu Qi: "Brother."
"Hey!" Tu Qi looked at Du Zhenyang, although according to his assumption, Du Zhenyang would indeed agree.When it really came to this moment, I still couldn't calm down at all.
"Do you have any plans for the afternoon?" Tu Qi couldn't wait to go out with Du Zhenyang, who had a new relationship.
Holding the milk, Du Zhenyang looked at Tu Qi with superb acting skills, and looked at him with a regretful expression that I am very happy but I have to do other things instead of being with you.Said: "I have something to go out, I already have an appointment."
"Is it related to Su Sisi?"
Du Zhenyang nodded.
Seeing that Du Zhenyang had no intention of going into details, Tu Qi didn't ask further, either because he wasn't curious, or it was a bit uncomfortable to ask just after he was in a relationship.He planned to ask again in a few days.
In the afternoon, Du Zhenyang went out and said that he would come back after dinner and asked Tu Qi to wait for him.
Immersed in the joy of falling in love with the person he wants to fall in love with, Tu Xiaojizai and Tu Xiaoweinan laughed out loud watching the bitter Thai drama.
……
In a coffee shop far away from Chunzhi's apartment in Yuecheng, Du Zhenyang sat and flipped through a book calmly.
Looking up, I saw a man in long clothes and trousers wearing a sun hat with a wide brim came in with a wicked look.
Sitting opposite Du Zhenyang, she took a few sips from the water glass, put down the glass and looked around to make sure no one was following her.
"Why are you acting like a secret agent?" Du Zhenyang stretched out his hand to call for the waiter, and refilled the cold water in front of Su Sisi.
Su Sisi calmed down and said, "I think Xia Xia seems to know something. I always feel that someone is following me these days."
"That's just right, you go back." Du Zhenyang didn't say seriously at all, he just followed the procedure.
"If you don't go back, what will Xia Xia do if I leave?" Su Sisi also followed the procedure.
Du Zhenyang shook his head and was about to tell her about Tu Qi.A man in formal attire came over from the next table.Greet them in English.
Du Zhenyang understood. Seeing Su Sisi's bewildered look, he said in Chinese, "What's the matter with you?"
The man was very surprised when he heard Du Zhenyang speaking with an authentic northern accent, and said, "I thought you were foreigners."
The two didn't answer, and the man continued to say: "That's right, I am studying and studying languages of various countries, and I am very interested in various small languages, but I have never heard of the language you just mentioned, so I just want to Ask what language it is."
Du Zhenyang replied: "It's not a small language, it's a dialect, a Yi dialect. It can also be called Yi language."
The man was obviously disappointed, but he politely expressed his thanks and left the cafe.
Su Sisi looked at Du Zhenyang with an "okay" look in his eyes, and the latter also felt that he had handled it well, so he took a sip of coffee gracefully.
Du Zhenyang: "There is also an Earth language converter on the spaceship I came over, do you want it?"
Su Sisi thought for a while and said, "If I remember correctly, it was implanted from the back of the neck, and it will be hard to touch after a month or so."
Du Zhenyang nodded.
Su Sisi resolutely refused, saying: "Xia Xia likes to touch the back of my neck the most, and he will find out. It's fine now."
Du Zhenyang: "The love brain is hopeless."
The voice in Tu Qi's heart is a rare united front, yelling thousands of times every day.
He also ate the first meal in his life, and "exchanged" the "token of love". Although he didn't sleep in the same bed, he lived under the same roof. Watching literary and romantic movies together, popcorn and cola I also watch the movie, eat together, exercise together, and even look at each other with a pink breath "look at each other and smile".
But Du Zhenyang just didn't move for a long time.
Tu Qi didn't think about orientation at all, he just intuitively felt that the two were calling.
About Tu Qi's first meal.The process and result were as tragic as Tu Qi imagined.
There was water and oil on the floor of the kitchen, and it turned into a slurry after being stepped on; the walls were stuck with ingredients that had collapsed from the pot;
The tiles in the trash can can form a set of daily tableware for a family of three;
The little finger of the right hand of Chaocai was cut off while chopping vegetables, the wound was not deep but a piece of meat was cut off abruptly;
The back of the left hand that threw the spoon was scalded with small blisters from the splashing oil.
In short, I couldn't eat the last three dishes and one soup. Dinner on Saturday was white rice from the rice cooker and a bunch of bottles and cans that Tu Qi had prepared.Laoganma, pickled mustard, side dishes, everything you expect to find.
This day, Tu Xi had just received his first month's internship salary, and Tu's father sent a text message, so Tu Xi made a payment before he could cover his salary.
While waiting for the elevator, Didi on his wristband reminded him that there was a message. It was Du Zhenyang who asked him to buy some vegetables in the supermarket on the way back from get off work and eat quick-frozen dumplings at night.Tu Qi turned around to buy some lettuce, Du Zhenyang liked it.
A woman wearing a remade cheongsam entered the apartment, her face lightly painted.It's not that he wants to stare at other girls, it's that he knows this person.
"Ji Fanxi?"
"Tu Qi!" The girl also recognized him.
To put it simply, the two are classmates in junior high school;
To put it in depth, the two were best friends and sisters when they were in junior high school.Like most people, I contacted occasionally in high school, and then gradually lost contact.
Two of the sharp nerve endings in Tu Qi's brain were suddenly wired, and he said, "You don't live in 202, do you?"
Ji Fanxi nodded excitedly.The identity of the black cloak was revealed.
It's been a long time since we saw each other, and just a few minutes is not enough for two people to chat, so Ji Fanxi and Tu Qi went to buy lettuce together.
"So you started as a teacher to study occultism and then charged others for divination online?"
"Yes. For a period of time, I repeated the process of divination for others in my dream every day. At the end of the dream, I always came to a conclusion that "the divination about the love object is [-]% accurate".It turned out to be the case. "
"Is it really so accurate?" Tu Qi was still a little obsessed with the idea of team operation.
"Really, really [-]%, I have made close to a thousand orders, and none of them have gone wrong."
Tu Qi saw Ji Fanxi's unchanged face, but obviously better looking than before, he believed it.
"I called the reservation number at your door some time ago to make an appointment for a divination. Then I was informed that I would have to wait for five months."
Ji Fanxi rubbed his hands, took out two bottles of imported yogurt from the freezer, put them into the trolley, and said with a sigh: "Actually, they hope that I will quit my job and do divination full-time, so that I won't have to wait in line for a long time. But I don't really want that."
"them?"
"As far as my college roommate's home and operations are concerned, after knowing my situation, she formed a few people for me and signed a contract."
Sure enough, Tu Qi thought, there is a reason for her sudden popularity.
He said, "If you don't want to resign, then you don't. Is the salary good for being a guzheng teacher?"
"It doesn't cost much to do this."
"Anyway, you don't want to quit if you don't want to. After all, divination is your side job."
"In fact, people will think that divination is unprofessional because it is a side job."
Tu Qi suddenly said something very old-fashioned: "Speak by quality!"
The two laughed knowingly, the gaps of these years were filled in a process of buying lettuce.
When the elevator reached the second floor, Ji Fanxi gave Tu Xi a bottle of yogurt, and then slipped away.
Back in 701, Du Zhenyang was in his room, and came out when he heard noises.Tu Qi handed him a bottle of yogurt, Du Zhenyang took it and said, "Only one bottle?"
"It was given by someone else." As he said, Tu Qi walked into the kitchen with the vegetables, ready to wash them out.
"Then let's share the drink." Du Zhenyang said behind him.
With his back to Du Zhenyang, Tu Qi grinned to the ears.
On Saturday, intern Tu Qi rested.On Saturday morning, Ji Fanxi, who was busy with his main business and sideline business, rested.
So the two made an appointment at nine o'clock in the morning on this Saturday to perform a divination on Tu Qi's love partner.
"Do you want to prepare anything?" Tu Qi sent a message to Ji Fanxi on Friday.
"Prepare the name of the person to be divined, just the birthday."
Tu Qi turned to look at Du Zhenyang who was sitting on another sofa reading a book, and said, "When is your birthday?"
"11.21..."
Tu Xi nodded, thinking about it while remembering it in his heart, it seems that Scorpio and Cancer are quite compatible.
He didn't pay attention to Du Zhenyang's thoughtful eyes.
……
"Write down your name."
Tu Qi obediently wrote "Du Zhenyang" on a piece of dark blue paper.
"What's your birthday?"
"11.21..."
"What year?"
Tu Qi thought for a while and said, "It should be from [-]. Will this inaccuracy affect the result?"
Ji Fanxi: "It will be affected. So is it 1995.11.21?"
"Follow this first, it should be right."
Ji Fanxi nodded.He also said: "Are there other people around you who have the same name and surname as him, and who were born in the same year and the same month?"
"No."
After collecting the information, the divination began.The process is simple and quick, without the spells, magic, etc. that Tu Qi imagined.
Just a lot of cards, maybe Tarot cards, he drew out a few cards while thinking about Du Zhenyang according to Ji Fanxi's request.
After Ji Fanxi analyzed the cards, he looked at Tu Qi.
Tu Qi immediately saw the result in her eyes.Du Zhenyang is not.
Tu Qi accepted this result, but his mood was very complicated. He also knew that not everyone was so lucky to be able to find a top-quality handsome guy to rent with him. Among those who had such luck, only one or two could meet him. A person who really walks a lifetime.
If Ji Fanxi really has the ability to enter the soul [-]% of the time, then he, Tu Qi, does not belong to these few people.
Before returning to 701, he was still wondering if he had misremembered or miscalculated, perhaps Du Zhenyang was not from [-].
Du Zhenyang didn't come out of the room until noon, and was obviously surprised when he saw Tu Qi sitting in the living room.
"You got up so early."
Tu Qi felt even more itchy when he looked at Du Zhenyang who looked calm even when he just woke up.
"What year were you born?"
Du Zhenyang was taken aback, and said, "Nine...ninety-five."
Tu Qi's heart skipped a beat, and he said, "Really?"
"Really, what's so fake about it."
Tu Qi stared at Du Zhenyang silently. After a few seconds, he tried his best to use his most charming expression and turned his head slightly to the right to ensure that Du Zhenyang saw more of his left side.He said:
"Do you want to fall in love?"
"Ok?"
When Tu Qi said this, his calf trembled wildly. If he hadn't been sitting on a chair, he probably wouldn't be able to stand still.
The heartbeat also accelerated crazily.He still imagined that he could calmly make a glass of milk for Du Zhenyang before continuing this topic, but he really couldn't stand up.
After a while, Du Zhenyang came to his senses and said, "It's okay."
He looked at Tu Xi's deviated gaze and pursed lips, and he felt that he understood.Then he added, "I really want to."
Hearing his change of words, the stiff body of the boy sitting opposite seemed to relax a little, and then stiffened suddenly, and said, "Then you, do you want to have a relationship with me?"
Du Zhenyang smiled, and put Tu Qi on the sofa with a smile, went to the kitchen, and made a glass of milk.
Tu Qi looked at his smile that was different from usual. Although he didn't get an answer, he guessed there was something to it.
Du Zhenyang returned to the living room with the milk and put down the milk glass.The smile on his face was different from the usual one just now, gentle and pleasant, without the slightest bit of disdain or ridicule.
"Would you like to ask again?"
"Du Zhenyang, do you want to have a relationship with me?"
"I think we can have a romantic relationship."
Hearing Du Zhenyang's answer, Tu Qi giggled, walked to Du Zhenyang's side, and said, "Call me "Brother", now I think you made the right decision to call me "Brother". "
Du Zhenyang sighed in his heart and at the same time scolded Su Sisi bloody, and obediently called out to Tu Qi: "Brother."
"Hey!" Tu Qi looked at Du Zhenyang, although according to his assumption, Du Zhenyang would indeed agree.When it really came to this moment, I still couldn't calm down at all.
"Do you have any plans for the afternoon?" Tu Qi couldn't wait to go out with Du Zhenyang, who had a new relationship.
Holding the milk, Du Zhenyang looked at Tu Qi with superb acting skills, and looked at him with a regretful expression that I am very happy but I have to do other things instead of being with you.Said: "I have something to go out, I already have an appointment."
"Is it related to Su Sisi?"
Du Zhenyang nodded.
Seeing that Du Zhenyang had no intention of going into details, Tu Qi didn't ask further, either because he wasn't curious, or it was a bit uncomfortable to ask just after he was in a relationship.He planned to ask again in a few days.
In the afternoon, Du Zhenyang went out and said that he would come back after dinner and asked Tu Qi to wait for him.
Immersed in the joy of falling in love with the person he wants to fall in love with, Tu Xiaojizai and Tu Xiaoweinan laughed out loud watching the bitter Thai drama.
……
In a coffee shop far away from Chunzhi's apartment in Yuecheng, Du Zhenyang sat and flipped through a book calmly.
Looking up, I saw a man in long clothes and trousers wearing a sun hat with a wide brim came in with a wicked look.
Sitting opposite Du Zhenyang, she took a few sips from the water glass, put down the glass and looked around to make sure no one was following her.
"Why are you acting like a secret agent?" Du Zhenyang stretched out his hand to call for the waiter, and refilled the cold water in front of Su Sisi.
Su Sisi calmed down and said, "I think Xia Xia seems to know something. I always feel that someone is following me these days."
"That's just right, you go back." Du Zhenyang didn't say seriously at all, he just followed the procedure.
"If you don't go back, what will Xia Xia do if I leave?" Su Sisi also followed the procedure.
Du Zhenyang shook his head and was about to tell her about Tu Qi.A man in formal attire came over from the next table.Greet them in English.
Du Zhenyang understood. Seeing Su Sisi's bewildered look, he said in Chinese, "What's the matter with you?"
The man was very surprised when he heard Du Zhenyang speaking with an authentic northern accent, and said, "I thought you were foreigners."
The two didn't answer, and the man continued to say: "That's right, I am studying and studying languages of various countries, and I am very interested in various small languages, but I have never heard of the language you just mentioned, so I just want to Ask what language it is."
Du Zhenyang replied: "It's not a small language, it's a dialect, a Yi dialect. It can also be called Yi language."
The man was obviously disappointed, but he politely expressed his thanks and left the cafe.
Su Sisi looked at Du Zhenyang with an "okay" look in his eyes, and the latter also felt that he had handled it well, so he took a sip of coffee gracefully.
Du Zhenyang: "There is also an Earth language converter on the spaceship I came over, do you want it?"
Su Sisi thought for a while and said, "If I remember correctly, it was implanted from the back of the neck, and it will be hard to touch after a month or so."
Du Zhenyang nodded.
Su Sisi resolutely refused, saying: "Xia Xia likes to touch the back of my neck the most, and he will find out. It's fine now."
Du Zhenyang: "The love brain is hopeless."
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