The whole world has supernatural powers, only I don't have them

Chapter 7 Ability We Are Serious, Funny Is Just a Side Job

On Friday night, while Tu Xi was looking at his phone before going to bed, the team Ji Fanxi mentioned started operating.

The search boxes of each discussion platform use "urban power" as the core word. Among this group of people, the one who hits the C position is Ji Fanxi, who has "zero error in his love partner".

Some sailors even used the example of "S.H.I.E.L.D." to describe this group of people according to the intention of the sponsor.

Tu Qi took a closer look, and found that the abilities mentioned in the list of people, but Ji Fanxi's was the most illusory and difficult to prove.

But other people's abilities... are too mentally handicapped.

In the first video, a muscular and powerful fitness trainer rubberized a dumbbell and a spinning bike with his bare upper body.

At this time, he walked to a person who was doing plank support on a yoga mat, squatted down, and touched the junction of the yoga mat and the ground with his hand, and then the piece of ground that expanded outwards centered on his hand and the yoga mat became completely different. It has become a soft rubber material with no elasticity.

The person who was doing the plank lost his support and leaned on the rubber over there, looking helplessly at the fitness instructor.

Then a few large characters popped up on the screen: "Super ability: Sports equipment is rubberized!"

In the second video, a person dressed as a chef fiddles with the stove before bringing a plate of food that is ugly enough to make people look disgusting to the camera.

A gourmet with too many titles to fit on the screen came over and took the plate. After eating, he was moved to tears and said that he had never eaten such delicious food in his life.

The chef who made this dish smiled and said, "In fact, there are better ones, but no one dares to eat them."

Then looking at the camera, a few words with the air of a Chinese young master appeared vertically: "Supernatural power: the more delicious the dishes, the uglier they are!"

The last video is very simple. When a man with dark circles around his eyes, wearing a cheap suit and carrying an ordinary briefcase walks on a sidewalk full of garbage and fallen leaves, the place he walks becomes clean.

Then the camera zoomed in. Not only was the garbage gone, but a few broken floor tiles were also repaired.

This section of the road is clean, bright and colorful, and there is a clear dividing line from the places where men have not yet traveled. "Ability: The places you walk are spotless and can be repaired automatically."

Everyone thought the same as Tu Qi, and they all thought these videos were too funny.

The comment area was full of laughter: "As we all know, videos cannot be P, so these are true."

"Is today the debut day of Rubber Man, Stinky Cabbage Man, Cleaner Man and Love Man?"

"The last one is metaphysics, okay? Is this also called supernatural power hahaha."

"This later stage is fine, the million later stage is already online."

He was also a little curious about whether these were true, although he still felt that they were not credible.

So I sent a message to Ji Fanxi, and after shopping around, I still didn't get her reply, thinking that I still have a date arrangement tomorrow.Throw away the phone and go to sleep, and pass this hot spot as a joke.

At nine o'clock on Saturday morning, one hour before the two planned to go out, the doors of 701 and 702 were knocked at the same time.

When Tu Qi got up from the bed in a daze, Du Zhenyang had already started negotiating with the person who knocked on the door.The man was holding a tablet and was dressed like an insurance salesman from a movie.

When he got dressed and washed, Lily swayed to the door, Du Zhenyang was watching the third video of the members of "SHIELD". caught his arm.

At the end of the video, Du Zhenyang said, "Are these your supernatural beings?"

The salesman nods.Tu Qi was a little surprised, he thought that Du Zhenyang's personality would not be interested in such metaphysics.And the behavior of coming to the door this weekend morning is really strange.

"Why are you asking door to door here?" Du Zhenyang asked again.

At this time, the salesman B who was guarding 702 had already confirmed that there was an empty room on the opposite side, and walked over.

Hearing Du Zhenyang's question, he looked at salesman A with sharp eyes, and salesman A shook his body.

Then he looked at Du Zhenyang and Tu Qi again, his eyes were a little gluey, and he quickly calmed down again, and said, "I'm sorry, sir, our boss has stipulated that we cannot answer questions other than those related to the video."

Salesman A nodded, sighed and glanced at Du Zhenyang's pretty face.

Tu Qi saw everything, but he didn't understand what he was doing now.

I only saw my boyfriend exudes a cute look of just waking up and a little dazed all over his body, and the double unhappiness caused by being woken up by others and rejected.

But soon, Du Zhenyang's frowning brows opened, and an admiring smile appeared on his face again.

"Is it really not possible? We won't talk nonsense." As he spoke, he squeezed Tu Qi's hand slightly.

Tu Qi said knowingly, "That's right, we won't know until you tell me." While speaking, he turned his head slightly to reveal the left side of his face.

A was stupefied by Du Zhenyang's smile, still shivering and turned his head to look at his colleague, his eyes were filled with: You are so indifferent, you are so unreasonable, why is my colleague like this.

Salesman B walked to the door of the stairwell under the pressure brought by the eyes of the three parties.The three of them could only see a helpless and desolate back.

Salesman A grinned, looked at the two of them, mainly at Du Zhenyang, and said, "It's like this. Our boss stipulates that you can't talk about it, but it doesn't matter if you say it. I don't tell you that you can see it tonight. We will see it again." Bought a hot search for a day."

Tu Qi: "You don't have a batch of videos of supernatural beings to release, do you?" He was really tired in the later stage, and he complained silently in his heart.

Salesman A: "No, it's something else. The people in these videos, including the fortune teller who was popular before, are all residents of this apartment."

"So these people's abilities are real?" Tu Qi's curiosity was aroused.

Salesman A proudly puffed up his chest and said, "Of course it's true. Our videos were all shot on the spot, without any special effects or post-processing. They are real supernatural beings."

"Do you think there are similar supernatural beings in this apartment?" It was Du Zhenyang who asked the question now.

"Correct."

……

After the two left, Tu Qi looked at his phone, but there was still no news from Ji Fanxi.

Looking back, I found that Du Zhenyang was standing in the porch, with his right hand on his left wrist, rubbing the bracelet, wondering what he was thinking.

"Do you think this is true?" Tu Qi asked.

Du Zhenyang hesitated for a while and said, "It should be true, those few videos don't seem to be synthesized."

Tu Qi nodded, he was a little more accepting of the ability, but he was skeptical until he saw it with his own eyes. "By the way, there is something I didn't mention."

"Ok?"

"In the few videos you watched, there is a fortune teller, her name is Ji Fanxi, and she is my junior high school classmate."

Du Zhenyang nodded, he had other things in his mind, or maybe he didn't have anything related to Tu Qi in his mind.He didn't ask anything.

Tu Qi was still a little nervous at first, regretting that he shouldn't talk about it just to find a topic, what would he say if Du Zhenyang asked about divination.

But Du Zhenyang's reaction was as flat as if the emperor knew that this unfavored concubine had come to Kuishui, so he didn't see her sign today.

Well, let's just pretend that I haven't tried divination.Enjoy dating and live in the moment.

At this time, Du Zhenyang's cell phone, which he had not shown for hundreds of years, rang in the bedroom.He crossed Tu Qi and walked quickly into the bedroom.

Seeing this posture, Tu Qi felt that today's date would not be possible.

Sure enough, after Du Zhenyang hung up the phone, he turned his head apologetically and looked at Tu Qi who was leaning on the doorframe of his bedroom.

"Su Sisi?" Tu Xi spoke first.

Du Zhenyang nodded.

"Then you go. Have dinner together tonight?"

Du Zhenyang: "I'll contact you again, I'm not sure, if I don't come back, you can eat first."

Tu Qi didn't speak, and the atmosphere was a little weird.In fact, Tu Qi was not particularly angry because of being dove, and he didn't have a boyfriend who went around because of his "sister", but he couldn't explain it, and felt a little uncomfortable.It may be that Su Sisi, whom he has only met once, is too mysterious for him.

The atmosphere was not right, and Du Zhenyang knew it. He thought about it and said, "Why don't you go to your junior high school classmate... get in touch and ask her to do a divination for you?"

Although the suggestion of "get in touch with each other" is not something a boyfriend should say at all, it makes Tu Qi feel a little more uncomfortable and awkward.

But it was indeed a good suggestion, and it also gave him something to do on this specially vacated day.

The two "parted ways".

Tu Qi thought that he could find Ji Fanxi for a trip to understand supernatural powers.But Ji Fanxi lost contact for two days, and only replied to the news on Sunday night.

……

As soon as Du Zhenyang went out to sit, the car was blocked on the road, and he was frantically "dididi, beep beep".

The matter of Su Sisi and Su Sisi's stone is a mess, and he should have come up with a solution earlier.

However, when he wants to concentrate on thinking, he always unconsciously thinks of Ji Fanxi's mysterious appearance in the video, he can't see his face clearly, she is a very temperamental woman who makes people interested to find out.

Thinking of Tu Qi's obvious dissatisfaction, he felt as if he had done something wrong.

He has never been in a relationship, he spent his previous life studying, because he has no special abilities, so he can only keep learning to be able to use a skill like Su Sisi, and he has been learning how to use it flexibly since he was a child. people are equal.

There is no love class in the content of his study, and he does not need to learn how to fall in love if he wants to inherit his father's career and run for the leadership of the planet.

Unknowingly, love matters occupied all the brain nerves of Du Zhenyang who was stuck on the road.Su Sisi and Shitou were temporarily abandoned in a small corner.

It's just been a few days since we saw each other. Su Sisi, a woman nourished by love, is delicate and charming, exuding a precious fragrance called happiness, and she walks in front of Du Zhenyang in a nonchalant manner.

"What's the matter?"

Du Zhenyang slapped her carefully prepared hairstyle, ignored her exclamation, and said, "Where is your stone now? Is it in 702?"

Su Sisi looked at him in surprise and anger, and said, "Don't you know?"

"what do you know?"

Even though her hair was messed up, Su Sisi was still pretty and cute. She stomped her foot lightly and said, "Can't we find a place to sit down and talk? There are a lot of people watching."

Passer-by: Oh, good-looking couples quarreling, let's watch it.

Sitting still, Su Sisi simply untied all her hair, making her face even smaller.

"Didn't you find me by relying on the location in the stone?"

"Yes, the positioning shows that you are in 702." Du Zhenyang tapped his knuckles on the table, "Then you didn't take out the locator from the stone, but left the stone in 702?"

"Ok!"

"Huh?! Do you know what happened when you left the stone there?" Du Zhenyang was furious.

"Huh?" Su Sisi felt that his attitude was a bit improper, so before the wipe in Du Zhenyang's hand wiped his face, he said, "What happened? Someone moved in and found the stone? Then threw it away, My position has moved? What happened to the position shift?"

"Do you remember the radiation range of the stone?"

"With a stone as the center, a cube with a length of nine meters. Although I am relatively stupid, I still know this kind of common sense."

Du Zhenyang didn't want to praise her, so he used his mobile phone to show her the videos.

Su Sisi laughed while watching, making Du Zhenyang frown.

After it was over, Su Sisi gracefully wiped away the tears from laughter, and said, "This one, this cooking one, is it similar to Xiao Er's ability?"

Du Zhenyang: "Do you feel like it? Can't think of anything?"

Su Sisi shook his head, thought for a while and said, "Our Xia Xia might be interested in these people. Let him take a look when we go back."

The wet wipe in Du Zhenyang's hand, which was about to be dried by body temperature and temperature, finally landed on Su Sisi's face mercilessly.

"These people's abilities are all because of your stone!"

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