The net match was dismantled by the male god
Chapter 10 Meeting the Future Mother-in-law
Since Xiao Yu opened his mouth, Bai Shui and Nan Qi wisely turned off the mic. Ji Heng really did not expect Xiao Yu to sing like this. The kind that can be matched with high coldness before, no matter how you think about it, it shouldn't be like this.
When he sang, it was like a steel ball was stuffed in his throat. His voice was harsh and out of tune, like a dead branch that forked everywhere.
If Ji Heng didn't know Xiao Yu's character, he would even think it was a spoof, but seeing Xiao Yu singing more and more devoted, Ji Heng actually felt a little...
cute?
Ji Heng couldn't help laughing at herself, is this called Xi Shi in the eye of the beholder?
Xiao Yu was quite embarrassed at the beginning, but with the ups and downs of the accompaniment, he sang more and more excitedly. He felt that he was almost a song god.
"Hahaha...Xiao Yu, you can go directly to the ghost animal zone without singing, hahaha, ouch, it's so funny!"
"Xiao Xiaoyu, you are really capable of interpreting what is called a pig-killing cry!! Hahaha!!"
Xiao Yu was a little embarrassed by the two people's blows. He was silent for a while and looked at the only silent Ji Heng on the field: "Gu Meng, do you really think it's hard to hear?"
Ji Heng had already controlled his laughter, but when he heard Xiao Yu's question full of self-doubt, he still couldn't hold back his snort.
"Damn!! Aren't you a joke?"
Ji Heng endured and endured, still with a smile: "I'm sorry, I didn't expect..."
Bai Shui naturally answered the following words for him: "He must have never thought that there are people in the world who can sing so badly."
Xiao Yu said angrily: "From now on, I will never sing again!"
Everyone thought he was angry, so they couldn't hold back their laughter. Just as they wanted to comfort him, they heard a woman's voice from Xiao Yu's side:
"Stinky boy! Stop singing! Are you trying to kill your old lady!!"
This moment immediately broke the laughter that everyone had just stopped, and even Xiao Yu couldn't help laughing, and finally, without knowing why, he suddenly said:
"Gumeng, aren't you a singer? Teach me how to sing?"
Ji Heng paused, and just wanted to say yes, but Nan Qi complained: "With your talent, there is no way to save it, so don't harm others, okay?"
But Xiao Yu snorted: "That's not necessarily the case. Next time I will definitely surprise you and let you experience what the sound of nature is. Shall we make a bet?"
"Come on, Xiao Xiaoyu, you still have the voice of nature. You are worse than playing cotton. My sister will make a bet with you. Now at the end of this year, if you win, I will call you Daddy for a month."
Xiao Yu said: "Okay, Nan Qi will also add it, Nan Qi, what will you do if you lose?"
"Who bet with you? But if you really win, I'll give you the skateboard you asked for earlier."
Xiao Yu was overjoyed: "Deal, Gumeng, you have to teach me, next time I will scare them to death."
Ji Heng smiled and said softly, "Okay, I'll teach you."
Several people played for a while, and Ji Heng felt his head getting heavier and heavier. Seeing that Xiao Yu and Bai Shui were about to get off, he also got off ahead of time.
After a while, Xiao Yu suddenly sent a message.
"Why did you go down too? Well, my head hurts."
"Oh, have you taken your medicine?"
"Eat it, it's not a big deal."
"Well, let me tell you something, my mother made a lot of delicious food tomorrow night, come?"
Ji Heng had a splitting headache, but he couldn't help laughing happily after hearing this: "Okay, what time is it?"
Xiao Yu said: "It's about six o'clock, don't you get off work at five o'clock, it's just right to come over then."
Ji Heng responded, "Okay."
This evening, all the fans were happy and excited about the appearance of their idols. Chi Hua and Siji Runan's CP fans also discussed food production for their own CP, especially Ji Heng and Nan Qi's CP fans, because Nan Qi and Xiao Yu is a studio who stays together all day, so recently their candy is his own knife. At this moment, his own CP is finally on the same stage, and they have a lively discussion among the fan group.
XX: Nan Qi and Gu Meng have sent sugar again 5555;
Xx: Gu Meng still loves Nan Qi so much, please get married soon!
……
And someone from a newly formed small group in the dark uttered venomous words.
XX: Guys, is it my illusion?I really feel that Gu Meng and Xiao Yu have a sense of CP#心脸#
Xx: Don't be afraid upstairs, in fact, I also...
Xx: Me too...Actually, I originally belonged to Mengmengnan, but today I suddenly felt that Gumeng's attitude towards Xiao Yu was a little different, it was the kind of secret love, oops, it's hard to say...
XX: Welcome to the wall-(?`???)ノ亻!
……
XX: Let’s just poke the cuteness secretly, don’t go to Weibo, Gumeng and Nanqi’s CP fans are too fierce, today I just said a word and I was scolded #o(╥﹏╥)o;
Xx: Well, low-key and low-key, after all, he has been an official CP for many years, so we can just enclose ourselves...
……
Originally thought that the cold would be cured in one day, but he didn't expect it to be worse the next day. He didn't sleep well all night because he thought about going to Xiao Yu's house the next day, and felt dizzy when he woke up in the morning , I didn't even have the strength to open my eyelids.
He is quite helpless, he has always been in good health, colds and so on are rare once a year, and they are often minor ailments that have no effect.
Thinking of going to Xiao Yu's house at night, he directly told the company that he would be off today, and asked someone to buy him a gift for his elders. Have spirit.
The alarm clock rang at five o'clock, and Ji Heng got up from the bed. He felt much better than in the morning. He tidied up specially, feeling that his face didn't look so ugly, and he prepared medicine in his pocket before going out with a gift. .
He also knew that it was not safe for him to drive today, so he specially took a taxi. The driver was a very enthusiastic person. He chatted with Ji Heng from where he lived, how old he was, to national events, stock prices, and finally returned to Ji Heng.
"Are you going to your girlfriend's house?"
Ji Heng was taken aback, and the driver smiled and said, "Seeing that you are dressed so vigorously, and you are carrying supplements for the elderly, and you are looking at your phone from time to time along the way, and you can see it when you look in the mirror. But young man, don’t be too nervous, you’re almost going out of your senses with your legs shaking all the way, and when you get to your girlfriend’s house, don’t turn the dinner table upside down.”
The last sentence was obviously a joke, Ji Heng hadn't thought that this master would be able to do Conan's tricks, but only when he saw his legs bouncing non-stop, did he realize that he was so nervous.
He couldn't help laughing, rubbed his cold hands, and just had a simple meal. He was just a good friend of Nan Qi to Xiao Yu and even his parents. He didn't change his face, but now he was so nervous.
I really care too much!
He was afraid that he would give Xiao Yu's parents a bad impression. He obviously had nothing, but he still couldn't help but want to behave better.
The driver comforted him for a while, and then he calmed down a little. He paid the money and got out of the car. The driver gestured to him to cheer him up, and then left gracefully.
Ji Heng was startled by the cold wind, and the cold feeling from just getting off came over his body again. He had already been called by Xiao Yu on the way and learned that he was at home, but he didn't want Xiao Yu to pick him up and blow the cold wind on such a cold day. , and looked for it according to the address on the message.
Building 7, 4 units 303.
The community is quite old, and the red-painted unit signs are a little hard to see in the dark afternoon. Ji Heng turned around a few times before seeing the words "Seven Buildings". Just as he was about to go there, he saw a person standing there waving at him from a distance. .
"Ji Heng, here, why did you go around there? Hurry up! It's freezing!"
The sky in November was getting dark quickly, and it was almost dark after five o'clock. Most of the man's face was hidden in the darkness and he couldn't see clearly, only the light from the sensor light at the door fell on half of his body.
The icy cold wind passed by his side, it was desolate and cold, but the man was full of vigor and warmth, and Ji Heng's cold mouth showed a smile.
"It's hard to find the way, I'm going the wrong way."
When Ji Heng walked over, he found that Xiao Yu was wearing a bright red short down jacket, holding a large bottle of Sprite in his arms, and when he saw Ji Heng's gaze, he raised his chin and walked forward:
"My mother just asked me to go to the front to buy a bottle of drink. I thought you should be here by this time. Why didn't you call me?"
Ji Heng answered irrelevantly, looking at the person covered under the incandescent lamp and smiled: "Are you women's clothes?"
Xiao Yu turned his head and gave him a sad expression when he heard the words: "Well, needless to say, Nan Qi has been complaining about me for a whole day, this is bought by my aunt, it was originally for Nan Qi, okay, but Nan Qi unexpectedly I can't fit it, shit! My mother insisted that I trade with Nan Qi, and indeed Nan Qi is his own."
The style of the down jacket is somewhat similar to a bread jacket. Xiao Yu's thin body is wrapped in a person who is not so branchy. There is a row of thick white simulated rabbit fur on the side of the big hat, which looks...
Ji Heng couldn't help lowering his head and laughing: "It's pretty cute."
Xiao Yu pursed her mouth: "Cutie, I know you want to say twats."
Ji Heng shook his head, he wanted to say that he really thought it was cute, but the second time he said that, he was too serious, and Xiao Yu would hate him.
Fortunately, Xiao Yu didn't care too much. The building in the community is very old, the highest floor is only the 6th floor, and there is no elevator installed. The two walked to a door on the third floor. Ji Heng watched Xiao Yu knock on the door, and became nervous again. stand up.
It was Nan Qi who opened the door, which made Ji Heng relax a little. Looking at Nan Qi wearing an apron, he joked, "Nan Qi is still the chef today?"
After Nan Qi turned sideways to let the two of them in, "You think beautifully, I'm just helping Auntie."
As he spoke, he shouted towards the kitchen: "Auntie, the person has arrived!"
Xiao Yu tilted his head and gave Ji Heng a look, look, the treatment of a pro-son.
When he sang, it was like a steel ball was stuffed in his throat. His voice was harsh and out of tune, like a dead branch that forked everywhere.
If Ji Heng didn't know Xiao Yu's character, he would even think it was a spoof, but seeing Xiao Yu singing more and more devoted, Ji Heng actually felt a little...
cute?
Ji Heng couldn't help laughing at herself, is this called Xi Shi in the eye of the beholder?
Xiao Yu was quite embarrassed at the beginning, but with the ups and downs of the accompaniment, he sang more and more excitedly. He felt that he was almost a song god.
"Hahaha...Xiao Yu, you can go directly to the ghost animal zone without singing, hahaha, ouch, it's so funny!"
"Xiao Xiaoyu, you are really capable of interpreting what is called a pig-killing cry!! Hahaha!!"
Xiao Yu was a little embarrassed by the two people's blows. He was silent for a while and looked at the only silent Ji Heng on the field: "Gu Meng, do you really think it's hard to hear?"
Ji Heng had already controlled his laughter, but when he heard Xiao Yu's question full of self-doubt, he still couldn't hold back his snort.
"Damn!! Aren't you a joke?"
Ji Heng endured and endured, still with a smile: "I'm sorry, I didn't expect..."
Bai Shui naturally answered the following words for him: "He must have never thought that there are people in the world who can sing so badly."
Xiao Yu said angrily: "From now on, I will never sing again!"
Everyone thought he was angry, so they couldn't hold back their laughter. Just as they wanted to comfort him, they heard a woman's voice from Xiao Yu's side:
"Stinky boy! Stop singing! Are you trying to kill your old lady!!"
This moment immediately broke the laughter that everyone had just stopped, and even Xiao Yu couldn't help laughing, and finally, without knowing why, he suddenly said:
"Gumeng, aren't you a singer? Teach me how to sing?"
Ji Heng paused, and just wanted to say yes, but Nan Qi complained: "With your talent, there is no way to save it, so don't harm others, okay?"
But Xiao Yu snorted: "That's not necessarily the case. Next time I will definitely surprise you and let you experience what the sound of nature is. Shall we make a bet?"
"Come on, Xiao Xiaoyu, you still have the voice of nature. You are worse than playing cotton. My sister will make a bet with you. Now at the end of this year, if you win, I will call you Daddy for a month."
Xiao Yu said: "Okay, Nan Qi will also add it, Nan Qi, what will you do if you lose?"
"Who bet with you? But if you really win, I'll give you the skateboard you asked for earlier."
Xiao Yu was overjoyed: "Deal, Gumeng, you have to teach me, next time I will scare them to death."
Ji Heng smiled and said softly, "Okay, I'll teach you."
Several people played for a while, and Ji Heng felt his head getting heavier and heavier. Seeing that Xiao Yu and Bai Shui were about to get off, he also got off ahead of time.
After a while, Xiao Yu suddenly sent a message.
"Why did you go down too? Well, my head hurts."
"Oh, have you taken your medicine?"
"Eat it, it's not a big deal."
"Well, let me tell you something, my mother made a lot of delicious food tomorrow night, come?"
Ji Heng had a splitting headache, but he couldn't help laughing happily after hearing this: "Okay, what time is it?"
Xiao Yu said: "It's about six o'clock, don't you get off work at five o'clock, it's just right to come over then."
Ji Heng responded, "Okay."
This evening, all the fans were happy and excited about the appearance of their idols. Chi Hua and Siji Runan's CP fans also discussed food production for their own CP, especially Ji Heng and Nan Qi's CP fans, because Nan Qi and Xiao Yu is a studio who stays together all day, so recently their candy is his own knife. At this moment, his own CP is finally on the same stage, and they have a lively discussion among the fan group.
XX: Nan Qi and Gu Meng have sent sugar again 5555;
Xx: Gu Meng still loves Nan Qi so much, please get married soon!
……
And someone from a newly formed small group in the dark uttered venomous words.
XX: Guys, is it my illusion?I really feel that Gu Meng and Xiao Yu have a sense of CP#心脸#
Xx: Don't be afraid upstairs, in fact, I also...
Xx: Me too...Actually, I originally belonged to Mengmengnan, but today I suddenly felt that Gumeng's attitude towards Xiao Yu was a little different, it was the kind of secret love, oops, it's hard to say...
XX: Welcome to the wall-(?`???)ノ亻!
……
XX: Let’s just poke the cuteness secretly, don’t go to Weibo, Gumeng and Nanqi’s CP fans are too fierce, today I just said a word and I was scolded #o(╥﹏╥)o;
Xx: Well, low-key and low-key, after all, he has been an official CP for many years, so we can just enclose ourselves...
……
Originally thought that the cold would be cured in one day, but he didn't expect it to be worse the next day. He didn't sleep well all night because he thought about going to Xiao Yu's house the next day, and felt dizzy when he woke up in the morning , I didn't even have the strength to open my eyelids.
He is quite helpless, he has always been in good health, colds and so on are rare once a year, and they are often minor ailments that have no effect.
Thinking of going to Xiao Yu's house at night, he directly told the company that he would be off today, and asked someone to buy him a gift for his elders. Have spirit.
The alarm clock rang at five o'clock, and Ji Heng got up from the bed. He felt much better than in the morning. He tidied up specially, feeling that his face didn't look so ugly, and he prepared medicine in his pocket before going out with a gift. .
He also knew that it was not safe for him to drive today, so he specially took a taxi. The driver was a very enthusiastic person. He chatted with Ji Heng from where he lived, how old he was, to national events, stock prices, and finally returned to Ji Heng.
"Are you going to your girlfriend's house?"
Ji Heng was taken aback, and the driver smiled and said, "Seeing that you are dressed so vigorously, and you are carrying supplements for the elderly, and you are looking at your phone from time to time along the way, and you can see it when you look in the mirror. But young man, don’t be too nervous, you’re almost going out of your senses with your legs shaking all the way, and when you get to your girlfriend’s house, don’t turn the dinner table upside down.”
The last sentence was obviously a joke, Ji Heng hadn't thought that this master would be able to do Conan's tricks, but only when he saw his legs bouncing non-stop, did he realize that he was so nervous.
He couldn't help laughing, rubbed his cold hands, and just had a simple meal. He was just a good friend of Nan Qi to Xiao Yu and even his parents. He didn't change his face, but now he was so nervous.
I really care too much!
He was afraid that he would give Xiao Yu's parents a bad impression. He obviously had nothing, but he still couldn't help but want to behave better.
The driver comforted him for a while, and then he calmed down a little. He paid the money and got out of the car. The driver gestured to him to cheer him up, and then left gracefully.
Ji Heng was startled by the cold wind, and the cold feeling from just getting off came over his body again. He had already been called by Xiao Yu on the way and learned that he was at home, but he didn't want Xiao Yu to pick him up and blow the cold wind on such a cold day. , and looked for it according to the address on the message.
Building 7, 4 units 303.
The community is quite old, and the red-painted unit signs are a little hard to see in the dark afternoon. Ji Heng turned around a few times before seeing the words "Seven Buildings". Just as he was about to go there, he saw a person standing there waving at him from a distance. .
"Ji Heng, here, why did you go around there? Hurry up! It's freezing!"
The sky in November was getting dark quickly, and it was almost dark after five o'clock. Most of the man's face was hidden in the darkness and he couldn't see clearly, only the light from the sensor light at the door fell on half of his body.
The icy cold wind passed by his side, it was desolate and cold, but the man was full of vigor and warmth, and Ji Heng's cold mouth showed a smile.
"It's hard to find the way, I'm going the wrong way."
When Ji Heng walked over, he found that Xiao Yu was wearing a bright red short down jacket, holding a large bottle of Sprite in his arms, and when he saw Ji Heng's gaze, he raised his chin and walked forward:
"My mother just asked me to go to the front to buy a bottle of drink. I thought you should be here by this time. Why didn't you call me?"
Ji Heng answered irrelevantly, looking at the person covered under the incandescent lamp and smiled: "Are you women's clothes?"
Xiao Yu turned his head and gave him a sad expression when he heard the words: "Well, needless to say, Nan Qi has been complaining about me for a whole day, this is bought by my aunt, it was originally for Nan Qi, okay, but Nan Qi unexpectedly I can't fit it, shit! My mother insisted that I trade with Nan Qi, and indeed Nan Qi is his own."
The style of the down jacket is somewhat similar to a bread jacket. Xiao Yu's thin body is wrapped in a person who is not so branchy. There is a row of thick white simulated rabbit fur on the side of the big hat, which looks...
Ji Heng couldn't help lowering his head and laughing: "It's pretty cute."
Xiao Yu pursed her mouth: "Cutie, I know you want to say twats."
Ji Heng shook his head, he wanted to say that he really thought it was cute, but the second time he said that, he was too serious, and Xiao Yu would hate him.
Fortunately, Xiao Yu didn't care too much. The building in the community is very old, the highest floor is only the 6th floor, and there is no elevator installed. The two walked to a door on the third floor. Ji Heng watched Xiao Yu knock on the door, and became nervous again. stand up.
It was Nan Qi who opened the door, which made Ji Heng relax a little. Looking at Nan Qi wearing an apron, he joked, "Nan Qi is still the chef today?"
After Nan Qi turned sideways to let the two of them in, "You think beautifully, I'm just helping Auntie."
As he spoke, he shouted towards the kitchen: "Auntie, the person has arrived!"
Xiao Yu tilted his head and gave Ji Heng a look, look, the treatment of a pro-son.
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