The system of becoming a god in the entertainment industry

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Humans are actually quite strange creatures.

If it is voluntary or unconscious, it can maintain a posture for a long time without feeling tired or uncomfortable.

Just like watching your favorite movie or TV, people will unconsciously maintain the same action for at least 10 minutes.

However, when you consciously keep a posture still, you will feel how time passes so slowly!

Lin Xiaoxiao now feels that life feels like years.

He didn't know why, but he still maintained the posture just now, trying to deceive himself that he was a statue and get away with it.

But Xu Du ignored him from the beginning to the end, watching TV for a while, swiping his phone for a while, as if he didn't see a big lump of unknown creature lying on the sofa next to him.

Lin Xiaoxiao changed his posture quietly, quietly, and unobtrusively, trying to slowly slip away from the sofa. He just spent more than ten minutes moving his butt to the side of the sofa. Xu Du He asked, "Can you make pickled fish?"

"Yes..." the head eunuch, who was depressed, whispered.

"I bought the ingredients, and they're in the refrigerator." Xu Du said flatly, without taking his eyes off the TV.

"twitter!"

As if Lin Xiaoxiao had been pardoned, she immediately bounced off the sofa and ran to the kitchen.

"System, can I change clothes? Xu Du was clearly at home just now, why didn't you remind me!"

"I was about to remind you, but you interrupted me in your narcissism!"

The system also feels a little wronged, although it doesn't feel emotions like "embarrassment" or "sorry", but the scene just now is simply...unbearable to look back on.

[You can't change clothes, you have four hours left, and you have to continue to imitate the eunuch's accent when you speak! 】

"Uh..." After hearing this, Lin Xiaoxiao flicked the fish-killing knife and pretended to lie on the ground, "Come on, you'd better prick me! I would rather be pricked by a needle than do this in front of Xu Du." !! My little heart can't bear it! Come on, stab me to death! I will never snort!"

Seeing Lin Xiaoxiao like this, the system sighed, "You don't want to be like this...Actually, think about it, if you can calm down in front of Xu Du and continue to perform in front of Xu Du, it means that your acting skills have already passed. It has reached a very high level. Of course, your face is too! This is the ultimate mystery of this task!"

[What's the point of being treated crazy by strangers? If you are treated like a crazy person by someone you know well, it's a test of your face.No, I mean the perfect time for willpower! 】

"I won't go." Lin Xiaoxiao thought to himself, if according to human's algorithm, he and the system are now acquaintances!

The system usually thinks about it carefully, in fact, it is not that harsh on him, this time the task is really impossible to complete by itself, if it is forced by death, the system has a great possibility to let him go!

"I don't care what others do, but it is my bottom line not to lose face in front of Xu Du!" Lin Xiaoxiao said seriously: "In front of the people I have dumped, please let me retain some minimum dignity!"

"Okay!" The system replied simply.

"Ah! Why did you agree so quickly!" Lin Xiaoxiao was really surprised!

He originally thought that he would have to spend a lot of time talking with the system, and even used the mysterious ultimate skill from his debut——

Crying, making trouble and hanging himself three times to convince the system, I didn't expect the system to agree so quickly!

【Well, I respect your choice. 】

Lin Xiao smiled and raised the corners of his mouth slightly, just about to say something.All of a sudden, he felt as if something was fixed on his whole body!

He can't move!

then!

A burst of unearthly pain came from him with a "beep beep"!

In less than a second, Lin Xiaoxiao felt that he was sweating immediately!He felt himself collapse instantly!

pain!

It hurts so much!

Too much "beep beep beep" (three-word swearing about other people's female elders) hurts!

The most important thing is that the unbearable pain of this kind of normal man makes the time seem to be stretched a hundred times!

The sound of the system rang in Lin Xiaoxiao's ears, "001 seconds, 002 seconds...034 seconds, 065 seconds...1 second..."

Lin Xiaoxiao was in so much pain that he almost lost the ability to think. With his mind slackened, he felt that hundreds of seconds had passed.However, the system's prompt sound was not his hallucination.

"Why... it's only been a second..."

Lin Xiaoxiao felt that she was really wrong!

Compared with such torture, self-esteem is nothing!

He concentrated all his attention and shouted in his mind: "Master, I made a mistake and let me go..."

The pain subsided temporarily, and the voice of the system sounded, "Don't force yourself, don't follow the crowd, stick to your own ideas! Look at Bruno from Italy, who was burned alive in Rome's Campo de' Fiori in order to firmly agree with Copernicus' heliocentric theory! And who else, anyway, they insisted on their own ideas until they died, so you have to be strong!"

"No... I was wrong! Let me go! Burning to death is better than being pricked with a needle! "

[I didn't force you, did you do it voluntarily? 】

"voluntary……"

[Why are there so many ellipses in the voluntary ones!You concealed your dissatisfaction with me in this ellipsis! 】

"voluntary!"

【Well, be good】

When the pain completely passed away, Lin Xiaoxiao lay on the ground gasping for breath, he just felt that he had no strength in his whole body.

At the same time, his fear of the system reached its peak!

No matter how the two of them were laughing and laughing normally, but the system turned their faces when they said they would turn their faces, there was no room for it.

Lin Xiaoxiao closed his eyes, no one knew what was going on in his mind, but when he opened his eyes again, everything seemed to be the same as usual.

He wiped the sweat from his forehead, rinsed his face with cold water from the kitchen, and after regaining some energy, Lin Xiaoxiao started cooking.

Pickled fish is actually not difficult to make, but there are a lot of ingredients to prepare.Lin Xiaoxiao originally thought it would take a long time to prepare, but after opening the refrigerator, he found that most of the ingredients had already been processed.

Even the most difficult fish has been sliced.The knife is very skillful, each piece of fish is sliced ​​thinly, and the ingredients, sauerkraut and vegetables to live in are also washed and neatly placed on different plates.

What Lin Xiaoxiao wants to do is really make pickled fish.

He handled the fish skillfully, heated the pan, and put in spices to stir fry.After a while, the strong smell of spices wafted in the kitchen, and after about 10 minutes, the fish with pickled cabbage that made people's index fingers move was ready.

Lin Xiaoxiao went out and asked Xu Du to eat, while he went upstairs to take a shower.

He doesn't like being greasy all over after cooking, so he doesn't feel refreshed when eating.

After taking a bath, he glanced at the eunuch's uniform, and put it on without saying a word.

"Not bad." Xu Du glanced at him, but didn't comment on his fancy clothes, "Aren't you going to eat?"

"No." Lin Xiaoxiao brought out a plate of chicken salad, which he made when he was free.

The dining table is very large, and two people sit at one end, and the distance between them is even more distant.

When Lin Xiaoxiao was eating, he also looked like a dead eunuch.

He raised his orchid fingers for a while, folded a paper towel into a small triangle for a while, and gently wiped the corners of his mouth. The upper body of a noble concubine was extremely hypocritical.

Ordinary people face such a person, don't just give them two supercilious glances, they definitely don't want to eat at the same table with him.

But Xu Du is not an ordinary person.

He calmly watched Lin Xiaoxiao twisting and twisting on the chair, while he ate the pickled fish with no expression on his face, and the food was quite delicious.

It is self-evident which one to eat first, a bowl of meat or a bowl of meat. After Lin Xiaoxiao ate, he took his tableware in and washed it. When he was about to go upstairs and return to his room, Xu Du spoke. .

"You have a play tomorrow afternoon. The script has been changed. Has the assistant sent you a new script?"

"Oh, I didn't pinch it." Lin Xiaoxiao covered his little heart with an exaggerated look.

Suddenly, he didn't know what he thought of, lowered his eyes slightly, and said with grievance in his voice, "Our family knew that they looked down on us as eunuchs..."

"He probably forgot." Xu Du's voice didn't change at all, "I have a copy here, I'll get it for you later."

"Thank you Master Xu..."

"En." Xu Du nodded and left like that.

"Look, look!" The system popped up suddenly, "It's a pity that you were so worried before, you see, he didn't react at all! He is a great director, and he is used to seeing big scenes! How could he be so worried because of this?" Surprised!"

Lin Xiaoxiao didn't answer, but went upstairs and continued to watch the eunuch video edited by the system on the computer.

Almost half an hour later, there was a sudden knock on the door.

Lin Xiaoxiao pressed the pause button and got up to watch the door.Who knew that he got up so fast that he tripped over the carpet and fell directly to the ground with a "boom" sound!

The door was opened immediately.

Xu Du walked in quickly and helped Lin Xiaoxiao up.

He glanced at Lin Xiaoxiao's stumped feet, and immediately stepped forward to lift up his trousers to check Lin Xiaoxiao's ankles.

Lin Xiaoxiao was startled, and was about to pull his foot back, but Xu Du only took one look and said, "It's not twisted."

After finishing speaking, he stood up and looked around Lin Xiaoxiao's room very naturally, but his eyes fell on Lin Xiaoxiao's laptop.

"You were watching this just now?"

"Well, it's okay to study it." As an employee, Lin Xiaoxiao also wanted to make a good impression on Xu Du.

Studying acting skills in spare time, tsk tsk, the director likes to work hard like this!If you don't brush your favorability at this time, when will you wait?

After hearing this, Xu Du glanced at him in surprise, then at the computer screen, "Research? Where are you researching?"

"Ah?" Lin Xiaoxiao stood up while supporting the chair beside him, "Every detail must be studied carefully, I read it bit by bit, and keep the good parts in my mind, maybe I can use them in the future To..." His words came to an abrupt end!

He saw his computer screen, and it was not the clip of the eunuch video he had seen before!

Maybe it was because he hit the pause button when he opened the door.At this point, the computer automatically displays the screen saver.

That is……

Qin Baichuan's gorgeous half-naked abs photos!