Dressed as the school grass of the heartthrob [the past wears the present]

"You still laugh, you can still laugh!" Lao Yang was very worried, "I will call your mother later and tell her about your situation."

Song Yu smiled openly, not worried at all, "Uncle, I wish you could report more to her. She is outside alone, so she must be happy to receive your call from Uncle."

"Call me teacher, who allowed you to call me uncle!" Lao Yang wished he could stop his mouth, "Don't think that I won't sue you because I have this kind of relationship with you. Tell her the truth about the situation at school."

Song Yu bowed to him, "Alright, uncle."

"Call the teacher."

"Okay, shall I go in then?"

Lao Yang patted him on the shoulder lightly, and said earnestly: "You have such a good deskmate now, you have to seize the opportunity and learn from Jiang Yun. You are already in the third year of high school, and you should accept it." heart."

"Well, I listen to your teachings, and I will definitely learn from Jiang Yun." He fled back to the classroom like a beast.

"Student Xiaoyu, brother, I love you so much. I didn't expect your grades to be worse than mine!" Nie Wuyi threw Song Yu's paper back to him.

Song Yu's eyes were like a piece of ice knife, and he turned back, "You are only three hundred points, this friend who is the third from the bottom."

"Yeah, I'm just an ordinary person, not as good as you two. The total score of [-] is [-]. Can ordinary people get this score? I'm afraid of laughing to death when I say it."

Song Yu shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands, and said, "I don't care, Jiang Yun, do you care?"

"It doesn't matter to me." Jiang Yun thought to himself that this embarrassment was not due to his Jiang Liuchen's face, it didn't matter, he just lost it casually.

Nie Wuyi clapped and applauded, "The two of you can make your debut, so let's call it 145 combination!"

Song Yu smacked his lips, leaned his elbow on Jiang Yun's shoulder, and said, "I think it's more like a combination of the second and second disease. The second and the second disease."

He was himself in the second grade, and it was the classmate Jiang next to him who was sick.

Jiang Yun slapped him away, almost missing his face.

Every subsequent class revolves around this test paper, and every class is about the paper and the test questions.

This class is a chemistry class. Since the previous chemistry teacher has transferred to another school, this class is taught by a new teacher.

It was a middle-aged man with a crisis of Mediterranean baldness. He was neither tall nor short, fat or thin, as if there was nothing particularly memorable about him.

But he only used one sentence to let the whole class remember him.

He walked in with textbooks and test papers, and in the process of introducing himself, he said something that made everyone laugh.

"Let me introduce here, my name is Guangming, and I am a pessimist."

Then, he didn't say anything.

Originally, this sentence was not so funny, but he said it too seriously, it was a very serious tone, and he was also very mournful, when he said he was a pessimist, he said it , everyone couldn't help laughing.

As for this teacher, he doesn't have a humorous appearance, and his conversation is also serious and rigid, so when he said this, it became very funny.

It is clearly called light, but it is delusional about darkness.

Next, he began his pessimistic lectures.

Someone in the front row raised his hand and asked, "So, teacher?"

Guangming said again: "After seeing the grades of your class, I felt very worried and became even more pessimistic. So, next, I might want to get to know you better."

The chemistry teacher wrote down a chemical reaction formula on the blackboard, holding the score list in his hand, and he started to roll the names from the last zero, "Jiang Yun, get up and answer the reaction formula I wrote on the blackboard. How many electrons are there?"

Jiang Yun, who was suddenly called, stood up reluctantly, and after a while he didn't answer, but said: "Teacher, I can't see."

Nie Wuyi on the right said to him very kindly: "You are stupid, you don't wear glasses, you must not be able to see!"

As he said that, he took off his eyes too kindly and handed them to Jiang Yun, "Jiang Yun, wear mine first, and answer this question first."

The corner of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched, he wished he could throw this stupid teammate out, if he knew how to answer, would he still have to stand for so long?

He put on his glasses slowly, and was about to raise his head when he heard the chemistry teacher say, "Okay, sit down, and we will ask Song Yu to get up and answer."

Song Yu who was suddenly cue:? ? ?

This riding horse is really a person sitting in a classroom, and the pot comes from the sky.

He stood up and answered a number defiantly, "4."

"Okay, yes, yes, sit down." The chemistry teacher gestured for him to sit down.

Jiang Yun turned to look at him with a face of surprise, just in time to meet his smug smile, "You got the answer right?"

"Soso, is this difficult?" Song Yu said disdainfully.

Seeing that he answered a question correctly, he was so stunned that his jaw was lifted to the sky.

Jiang Yun felt that if he wanted to stay in this class for another year, he might have to go through countless times of frightening moments like today.

terrible.

I'm afraid he will not be able to stand up as a schoolmaster.

After class, a girl from the liberal arts class came to Jiang Yun, which caused the cheers of the whole class, and everyone looked at it enthusiastically.

"Senior Jiang Yun, someone entrusted me to give this to you." The girl with thick bangs bowed her head and said shyly.

"And this, I gave you." She put a bottle of six walnuts on his table, and then ran away blushing.

"Pfft! Six walnuts!" Song Yu turned over with a smile, "Hahaha, Xueba, someone will give you six walnuts to replenish your brain!"

"It seems that your 145 points have already spread, hahaha."

Jiang Yun frowned, and put the bottle of six walnuts on Song Yu's table, "You need supplements more than I do!"

Song Yu was not polite at all, he directly pulled the ring on the jar, and took a sip with his head raised.

"Jiang Yun, another girl came to send you a love letter, I really envy my brother!" Nie Wuyi imitated that girl's accent when speaking, which made people feel disgusted.

Jiang Yun threw the love letter to Nie Wuyi, "If you envy me, I will give it to you."

"You are so generous, give one to each person." Nie Wuyi opened the letter curiously, took out the note inside, and froze when he saw the content on it.

"Jiang Yun, why don't I give it back to you." Nie Wuyi was trembling as he spoke.

Song Yu was not interested at first, but now seeing him like this, he walked over and snatched the letter from his hand, only to see two big characters written on it.

"Gauntlet."

There is also a small word below.

"Jiang Yun, if it's a man, come to the playground at the top of the mountain at [-]:[-] p.m. and make an appointment for a fight!"

Jiang Yun took the note and looked at it, his eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth suddenly raised, he liked this challenge.

"Jiang Yun, who did you offend?" Nie Wuyi asked.

Jiang Yun said nonchalantly, "Whoever he is!"

"Jiang Yun, you don't really want to go, do you?"

"Why don't you go?" His eyes showed eagerness to hunt and kill prey.

Nie Wuyi held onto his shoulders and said worriedly: "Jiang Yun, don't be brave. With your small body, you won't be killed by others in seconds."

"Heh, it's not certain who will kill in seconds!" Jiang Yun pushed him away and said arrogantly.

Song Yu would have stopped him today if he hadn't seen him fight with the momentum last time. He patted Jiang Yun on the shoulder and said, "I wish you a triumphant return."

Nie Wuyi immediately became angry when he heard that, "Song Yu, is there anyone at the same table as you? You don't know how to persuade him, and you even encourage him to go."

"Do you want Jiang Yun to be a turtle?" Song Yu asked rhetorically.

"I...Of course I don't want to."

"If he likes it, let him go."

For the first time, Jiang Yun felt that he was understood so well by a person, and that person was his deadly rival Song Yu. To express his gratitude, he said, "When I come back, I will treat you to ice cream."

"Aha? Can you still think of eating ice cream at this time?" Song Yu smiled, and the smile went straight to the bottom of Jiang Yun's heart.He added: "Actually, what I want to say is, you go as you please, anyway, it's not me who was beaten."

Jiang Yun: ...

Jiang Yun spent so much time in the last self-study class, he could hardly suppress the mania and excitement in his heart.

He had been looking forward to this moment for a long time.

As soon as the get out of class bell rang, he walked out of the classroom, not towards the cafeteria, but towards the top of the mountain.

"Jiang Yun, are you not eating?" Nie Wuyi asked after seeing him run away.

"I'm not in the mood to eat." He left the words and ran up the stairs.

Nie Wuyi shook his head, forget it, he didn't eat anymore, he grabbed Song Yu who was about to go to the cafeteria, and directly helped him change the direction, and pulled him to walk up the mountain together.

"Hey, I want to eat! Brother!" Song Yu was miserable.

"Don't eat it, we didn't eat it, do you have the nerve to eat it?"

"Why am I embarrassed?" Song Yu was speechless, "I have a thick skin."

Jiang Yun walked quickly ahead alone, while Nie Wuyi and Song Yu were exhaustingly chasing behind, not to mention that they hadn't eaten yet, climbing the ninety-nine and 81 steps was really like climbing to the sky.

"It's the first time I feel that climbing stairs is so tiring." Nie Wuyi sighed.

"I want to eat the burning noodles from the Second Canteen..." Song Yu wailed.

"Don't say it, it makes me drool."

Since he is not allowed to speak, then he can only start to endorse, "The road to Shu is difficult, and it is difficult to go to the blue sky..."

This poem is really fitting.

Jiang Yun took the lead to finish climbing the stairs. He came to the vast playground on the top of the mountain. He saw a huge basketball court. At this time, everyone went to eat, and there was no one on the top of the mountain.

The appointment time in the gauntlet is six o'clock, and now there are still 10 minutes before six o'clock, and the person who wants to make an appointment has not yet come.

Song Yu and Nie Wuyi finally climbed to the top of the mountain, and Nie Wuyi came over panting, and said, "I said Jiang Yun, what are you doing so early, look, there is no one there."

Jiang Yun ignored him, but went around the track on the playground and walked to the other side. There was a dormitory building over there. Around the corner of the dormitory building, there was a larger field behind, surrounded by small camphor trees. , with a row of ping-pong tables bordering the whitewashed walls.

He walked around the ping-pong table and walked up a long concrete path on the side. The long path was a slope, and on it was a large flower bed full of flowers of various colors.In this season, the big chrysanthemums are in full bloom, with a golden spread on them, lighting up the end of summer and early autumn.

"Jiang Yun, what are we doing here?" Nie Wuyi followed behind and kept scratching his head.

"Surveying the terrain."

Nie Wuyi's eyes widened: "Huh???"

Song Yu sneered, "It's quite professional, but no matter how I look at it, I look like a big fool."

Jiang Yun's face darkened suddenly, and he shouted: "Both of you get out of here."

"I won't." Song Yu sat down on the flower bed next to him and took out his mobile phone to play.

He clicked on the post bar out of boredom, and saw that the first post on the home page of the post bar turned out to be a post about a gang fight between the senior class [-] and Jiang Dizzy. .