Dressed as the school grass of the heartthrob [the past wears the present]

At the moment when the morning reading bell rang, they finally stepped into the classroom, but the head teacher, Lao Yang, had already arrived, sitting on the desk in the classroom early, staring at them with his eyes full of meat.

"Song Yu is late, fifty push-ups." Lao Yang raised his black eyes and said, "Jiang Yun, you can go in now."

All the students who were reading and reciting ancient prose in the morning all raised their heads and stared at them.

Song Yu was dissatisfied, "Isn't Jiang Yun late too? Why am I the only one doing it?"

Old Yang said righteously, "Look for yourself, where are his feet and where are yours the moment the bell finishes ringing?"

Song Yu lowered his head and glanced, Jiang Yun had both feet inside the classroom, but he only had his left foot inside the classroom and his right foot was still outside.

He smiled at Lao Yang without limit, then grabbed Jiang Yun's schoolbag and said: "Teacher, you see, I deliberately walked the path he walked in order to follow in the footsteps of Xueba. My soul has already entered with him. In the classroom."

Jiang Yun shook off his hand in disgust, and said, "It's creepy."

Song Yu wanted to follow behind him and walk to his seat, but was stopped by Lao Yang, "Song Yu, you can only enter the classroom after you finish your push-ups."

He saw Jiang Yun walked to the last row of seats and sat down, and smiled contemptuously at him.

That smile, for the rest of the time he was doing push-ups, was floating in front of his eyes.This guy had mercilessly laughed at him so many times this early in the morning.

He memorized the alarm clock, the school grass, the eggs, and now the push-ups.

This revenge is not retribution for a non-gentleman!

After this morning reading class, today's opening exam will begin. Nie Wuyi is very "kind" and handed Song Yu a Chinese book, "Squad Leader Song, memorize it as you do it. I will take the exam today."

Nie Wuyi just turned to the article on the difficult road to Shu for him.

Song Yu: ...

"Hey, the danger is so high! The road to Shu is more difficult than going to the blue sky..." He really remembered the difficulty of going to the blue sky.

After the morning reading class, today's exam began. This exam is organized uniformly for the whole grade. After the exam, the results will be ranked in the whole school. It is an exam to test the two years of high school study, and I also want to pass this exam , to arouse the sense of urgency and fighting spirit in the hearts of the students.

Since the seats in the classroom are two next to each other, in order to prevent students from cheating and plagiarizing, the seats should be separated first, and all of them should be divided into individual seats.

Jiang Yun and Song Yu sat in the row near the window, and the corridor was outside the window sill. In order to make the distance between the seats in the classroom larger, some tables and chairs had to be moved to the corridor outside for the exam.

It just so happened that the row of Jiang Yun was selected, and he was forced to sit in the corridor outside, with the window sill on the right and Song Yu inside the window sill.

There was only a window between them, Song Yu joked: "Xueba, you have to cover the papers later, I will sneak a peek."

"Heh..." Jiang Yun couldn't help laughing, "Why don't I write it for you?"

Song Yu hurriedly shook his head, "Forget it, who knows what you're going to do to me this time..."

The first test is Chinese.

Jiang Yun took the three thick papers that were connected together, and browsed them roughly. The test questions seemed to suit his appetite, so he picked up the pen and began to write.

However, he is very unaccustomed to using this kind of gel pen. He has learned calligraphy since he was a child, and he can also write beautiful calligraphy, but now he has to write with this extremely ugly pen. He feels very uncomfortable. Shun.

He still remembers that when he was young, he went to the school in the middle of Chang'an City to teach. His master had high hopes for him and thought he was a malleable talent. He would read the articles he wrote in class every time he was in class, which surprised many students for a while.

He has been reading poetry and books since he was a child, and this set of Chinese papers is nothing to him.

But... the first question stumped him.

Which of the following four options is pronounced correctly?

Pinyin?

Looking at those unfamiliar letters, he gave up.

He continued to write, and the next thing he wrote was very handy. After finishing the composition, he picked up the test paper and flicked it with satisfaction, deliberately showing off in front of Song Yu.

But Song Yu said speechlessly: "Brother, hurry up and fill in the machine to read the card, and the paper will be handed in in 2 minutes."

...Machine-readable card?

He glanced at Song Yu, and found that he was using another uglier 2B pencil to draw on the little blue card.He was puzzled, so he imitated his appearance, painted on his machine-readable card according to the position he drew, and finished painting in a short while.

But after painting, he realized that something was wrong. The patterns on the card were connected together, how could it be a miniature heart?

Jiang Halo:? ? ?

At this time, the invigilator said loudly: "The exam time is over, everyone stops writing, no writing is allowed, start from the last row of students to the front, and put the machine-readable card on top of the paper."

Jiang Yun couldn't correct it anymore, so he was forced to pass the test paper to the classmates in front of him.Song Yu laughed out loud at the side, and made an OK gesture to him, saying, "Jiang Yun, Iget is here."

"Iget to your heart."

Jiang Yun couldn't understand what he meant in English, but felt that he was smiling like a crazy person.

"Song Xiaoyu, are you stunned? Didn't you just finish a Chinese test? Are you so happy?" Nie Wuyi handed in the paper and walked over.

Song Yu stopped his smile, saw that he looked like a fool, and cursed bitterly: "Who told you to call me a nickname! Five, one, festival!"

Nie Wuyi was furious when he heard the words May Day, which was nothing short of naked insult, "Aren't you the youngest? What's wrong with calling you Xiaoyu?"

Song Yu was naturally dissatisfied, "What year are you from?"

Nie Wuyi said: "96. Don't look at Jiang Yun, he's 97."

"I'm 97 too, Jiang Yun, what's your date?" Song Yu asked.

This question stumped Jiang dizzy, how did he know when the owner of this body was born.He casually joked, "April [-]th."

"I'll go, you were born on Ching Ming Festival?" Song Yu was shocked.

"That's right, Jiang Yun's birthday is Ching Ming Festival, what is your date?" Nie Wu nodded.

Now it was Jiang Yun's turn to be shocked. He never thought that the date he had said indiscriminately was actually right.But when is the child's birthday bad? It must be Qingming's birthday. No wonder he was so unfortunate that his body was taken away by him.

After thinking about it, he himself seemed to be born on Qingming, but it was too many years ago, so he forgot.

It turned out that he and the boy had the same birthday.

Song Yu: "I got it on May 17nd. But, Jiang Yun, why are you still so young after repeating it? You're only [-] years old."

Jiang Yun answered casually, "I'm smart."

Song Yu chuckled, and remembered the love card reader he had just drawn, and gave him a thumbs up, "Yes, brightboy!"

There was still half an hour until the meal time after the end of this exam. Although the name was for everyone to review, the students all formed a small group and discussed in full swing.

This is the sequelae after the exam. After the exam, everyone will be very excited. Just discussing the topic just now can discuss the whole class.

Jiang Yun didn't talk much at first, and he was afraid that if he talked too much, he would expose his stupid nature, so he mostly listened to what Song Yu and Nie Wuyi had to say.

The two of them seemed very speculative, and after a while, Song Yu called "Brother Wuyi".

Jiang Huan fantasized about Song Yu calling himself Brother Yun or Brother Liu Chen in his mind, and he was almost nauseated from fright.

too disgusting!

"You'd better call him May Day. Calling him brother sounds creepy." Jiang Yun interjected.

Song Yu cupped his hands at him and said, "Noproblem, obey, squad leader."

Seeing his crappy hand-crowding posture, Jiang Yun thought it was funny, "Song Shaoxia, today you are the squad leader."

"Yeah, I forgot, the squad leader is now ordering the two of you to rush to the cafeteria at the speed of light to occupy a seat for the deity!"

"Nie Wuyi takes orders!" Nie Wuyi walked to the back door, looked at the time on the watch, waited for the bell to ring, and then asked, "Hey, what is the speed of light?"

Song Yu: ...

Jiang Yun felt that the two of them were like five or six-year-old children, ridiculously immature, and he didn't want to participate in their food grabbing operation, lest he lose his identity as a big devil.

But Nie Wuyi couldn't let his brother have nothing to eat. The moment the get out of class bell rang, he used his strong hand strength to drag Jiang Yun away without any explanation.

The canteen in their school is divided into upper and lower floors. Generally, they like to go to the second floor. The second floor is contracted by a private owner outside the school, while the first floor is the canteen run by the school itself.So they always feel that the second floor is better than the first floor, and they will go to the second floor very consciously every time.

Because of this, the canteen on the second floor is much more crowded than the first floor.

"Jiang Yun, you go grab the chopsticks to occupy the seat, and we'll grab the food." Nie Wuyi said with a clear division of labor with the appearance of a big food grabber.

The place to pick up the chopsticks is right next to the dining window, but it is obviously not as crowded as the place to order food. Before he reached the place to pick up the chopsticks, a girl in front of him lifted the chopsticks in front of him, "Senior Jiang Halo, you need chopsticks Is it? Now, here you are."

Jiang Yun unceremoniously took three pairs of chopsticks, nodded and smiled, "Thank you!"

He turned his head and saw the people next to him crowded shoulder to shoulder, so crowded that he couldn't tell who was whose body and whose head was whose head. He stayed away from this horrible place and went to the lobby on the other side to find someone. Empty tables to sit down.

He sat here upright, like a beautiful landscape, which attracted the screams of the girls next to him. Their eyes stayed on him all the time, and some bolder ones even stepped forward and said: " Senior Jiang Yun, can I have your Koukou number?"

Button number?

It was another word that Jiang didn't understand.

However, he vaguely remembered seeing a string of numbers somewhere. He took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket and clicked on the head of the bottle dancing. There was indeed a string of numbers there.

The girl saw that Jiang Yun wanted to give her a number, and stomped her feet excitedly. She took out a pen and handed it to Jiang Yun, "Jiang Yun, can I write here?"

She stretched out her arm, and Jiang Yun quickly wrote a series of numbers on her fair-skinned arm with a pen, the corners of her mouth raised in satisfaction.

Song Yu and Nie Wuyi came over to see this scene, but they didn't see the string of numbers clearly.

"Okay, Jiang Yun, have you learned how to flirt with girls now?" Nie Wuyi expressed his relief, his big baby Jiang Yun finally had an epiphany.

But Song Yu's expression didn't seem so good-looking, he put his job bowl heavily in front of Jiang Yun, and said coldly: "What? Don't want to be a flower of Gaoling, but want to be a school grass again?"

Jiang Yun replied with a smile: "Grass is more suitable for you. You are grass and I am flower."

"It sounds like you two are a perfect match!" Nie Wuyi summed up the result.