When the Buddhist drama master meets the green tea tyrant

"Lele, why are you here, come in quickly." Mother Gu said in surprise after she opened the door and saw Xia Le.

"I happen to be fine today, so I came to see you and Uncle Gu." Xia Le replied with a smile.

"Okay, okay, I'm so happy that you can come." Mother Gu said happily while putting the food in front of Xia Le after she led Xia Le in.

"Auntie, don't be too busy. I came over after eating, so I'm not hungry." Xia Le said, looking at the pile of snacks piled up in front of him.

Why does he feel that Gu's mother treats him like a child, and gives him all kinds of snacks every time she comes.

"It's okay, Lele, I'm so happy to have you here. You should come here often in the future. Although Gu Yu's father is retired at home, he is either reading books or messing with messy things all day long. He has no energy at all." Gu's mother said to Xia Le complained.

"Well, I'll come and play with Auntie when I have nothing to do, just don't bother me, Auntie." Xia Le said obediently.

"Why would I bother you? I don't know how happy you are to come." Seeing that Xia Le agreed, Gu's mother immediately said happily.

The two chatted on the sofa. In fact, it was Gu's mother asking and Xia Le's answering. It seemed that they were having a good time, but Gu Yu seemed very passive.

It's impossible to continue like this, he can't find a chance to do it.

"Auntie, thank you and Uncle Gu for giving us those kitchen utensils and kitchen supplies last time." Xia Le had an idea and started to bring the topic to cooking.

"Why are you being polite to us? We are all a family. Just tell me what you need in the future, but don't be polite to me. By the way, how are you learning to cook? Auntie, do you have a chance to try your cooking skills? " Mother Gu asked following Xia Le's words.

"Well, I haven't had time to learn it yet. Brother Gu does it at home, so I can't help you much." Xia Le said shyly.

He didn't believe that Gu's mother would feel comfortable after hearing that Gu Yu cooked for him. There should be no parents who want their children to be troubled.

"What about washing the dishes?" Mother Gu asked Xia Le expectantly after hearing Xia Le say that Gu Yu was cooking at home.

"Also... Brother Gu did it too. I'm too stupid. I always break the dishes when washing dishes, so Brother Gu won't let me do it." Xia Le said embarrassedly.

"Nice job."

In Xia Le's imagination, Gu's mother's anger did not come, but she got her praise, which made Xia Le's head full of question marks.

"Auntie, what is this?" Xia Le asked suspiciously.

This time he is not pretending, he is really puzzled, this is different from what he thought.

"I said you did a good job. I'll tell you quietly. When I first married Gu Yu's father, our division of labor was that Gu Yu's father cooked and I washed the dishes. But after I broke a few dishes, The job of washing dishes has become Gu Yu's father's job, but I am a little different from you." Gu's mother said to Xia Le mysteriously.

"What's different?" Gu Yu asked curiously.

"I, I broke the bowl on purpose." Mother Gu said proudly.

"Hehe, so that's the case." After listening to Gu's mother, Xia Le said with a dry smile.

Next, Mother Gu began to teach Xia Le her years of experience, and the content was nothing more than how to make her plan succeed inadvertently.

While listening, Xia Le wondered if Gu Yu was his own. Why did he feel so excited when Gu's mother taught him to cheat Gu Yu? He suspected that Gu Yu picked it up from a trash can, but he didn't like it. Ask directly, after all, the parties involved have no doubts.

"Auntie, I think the flowers in the yard are growing well, can I go and have a look?"

Xia Le looked at the budding flowers in the yard when Mama Gu paused and asked, as long as he was not allowed to sit here and listen to Mama Gu's continuation, he could do anything.

"Of course, I was going to tinker with those flowers today." Mother Gu led Xia Le to the yard while talking.

Looking at the flowers in the yard, Xia Le's idea came again.

Hey, it's just a pity for these flowers, he tried his best to be gentle and try to save them.

"Auntie, it happens that I'm fine, how about I take care of these flowers with you." Xia Le said eagerly.

"Okay." Gu's mother readily agreed.

"Auntie, I didn't pay attention to watering too much."

"Auntie, I broke this flower."

"Auntie, why did it come out? Did I use too much force?"

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The originally good garden was messed up by himself. Xia Le apologized to the flowers that he had destroyed, while looking at Gu's mother at a loss.

"Auntie, I'm sorry, I'm too stupid to make a beautiful flower like this." Xia Le stood beside her and said helplessly.

"Well, the effect of your care..." Gu's mother looked at the yard that had changed beyond recognition, and said with a weird face.

"I'm sorry, I'm too stupid. Auntie, if you want to..."

"Simply fantastic, better than I expected."

Before Xia Le finished speaking, she was startled by what Gu's mother said. He heard it wrong, or Gu's mother was stimulated abnormally by him. Is it possible that Gu's mother is a flower lover? , but the way he took care of his mother just now is not much better than him, and the results of this yard are not only caused by him, Xia Le is confused.

"Auntie, are you okay?" Xia Le asked worriedly.

But don't be stimulated too much, or he will be guilty of a serious crime. Gu's mother treats him so well, but he just wants to act artificial and clumsy. His intention is really not to make her angry.

"You don't know, your Uncle Gu walks around these flowers several times a day, and you say that you do it yourself and don't let anyone get close. I have long disliked these flowers. If you don't help me today, I plan to destroy them. See Now it looks better than what I did, Lele, we have a tacit understanding." Mother Gu explained to Xia Le with a smile.

"Hehe." Xia Le smiled wryly.

All right, although this wave of operations has no effect on Gu's mother, it has a considerable impact on Gu's father, and it is still somewhat rewarding.

But Xia Le thought too much again. After Papa Gu saw his baby flower stumbling around, he was about to ask who did it, but Xia Le didn't react yet. Mom stepped forward and admitted it with a smile on her face. See what you're doing with me, I don't know, I thought it was Papa Gu who did the wrong thing.

What else could Papa Gu do, he couldn't beat him or scold him, so he had to go desperately to save his baby.

But Papa Gu also has a temper, he went on strike.

There are a few days in the Gu family every month when there are no outsiders. The euphemism is that they don’t want to be disturbed by others, and they want to be self-sufficient. Today is just those days, so there are only three of them in the family today. Can't cook, the only person who can cook quit.

"Lele, let's go. We're not at home to see this bad old man. Auntie invites you out to eat. You can go shopping after dinner."

Gu's mother took Xia Le and went straight to the biggest shopping mall in the city. Fortunately, the driver was still there, otherwise they would have just stared blankly.

"Lele, you don't know. Before Gu Yu was born, my aunt fantasized about giving birth to a daughter. She dressed her up beautifully all day long. Then when she grew up, she could eat and go shopping with me. , who would have thought that it was Gu Yu, a boy when he was born, and I was sad for a long time." After eating, Gu's mother complained to Xia Le.

"Brother Gu is very nice. He is handsome and smart. He must have given my aunt peace of mind when I was a child." Xia Le said with the best look of Gu Yu in the world.

"Hehe, he was just so-so when he was a child, so he had a better vision and found a good partner like you. Now I have realized my previous dream. Someone has accompanied me to go shopping. You don't know that I am waiting for this day to wait How long has it been?" Gu's mother said with a guilty conscience.

Gu Yu really didn't let her worry when she was a child. He had the same problems as other children, and he only got better when he grew up. However, her son was born by herself anyway, so she still wanted to save face for him in front of his partner. .

"Auntie, don't worry, I have a good eye, and I will make you have a good time shopping."

In fact, after listening to Gu's mother's words, Xia Le instantly felt that he had a great responsibility. He felt that he couldn't do it. His vision was always the point of being ridiculed.

He was just about to find an excuse to slip away, but he suddenly remembered that something was wrong. Isn't his purpose today to make Gu's mother dislike him? How could he give up this opportunity.

Isn't it just to be a staff officer? As long as he says it the other way around, Mother Gu will definitely be disappointed with him.

Next, Xia Le followed Mama Gu to shop from store to store. Every time Mama Gu asked him for his opinion, he would say that the ones that looked good were not good, and the ones that were not good would be praised.

But even if Xia Le did it so deliberately, Mother Gu still didn't feel the slightest problem, and kept praising him for having the same vision as her own.

Of course, Xia Le himself was not idle, and Mama Gu bought a lot of clothes for him, but his clothes were bought very quickly, and Mama Gu took a look at them after trying them on, and then went on to try the next one, so Mama Gu bought a lot of clothes for him. He didn't know exactly which clothes he bought for him. Anyway, he just watched Gu's mother swiping her card the whole time.

The two started to stroll after lunch, until Gu Yu came to pick them up from get off work. When Xia Le saw Gu Yu, it was as if he had seen a savior.

He regretted it, why didn't he want to go to the Gu's family when he had nothing to do, it was fine to go to the Gu's family, why did he agree to go shopping with Gu's mother.

Going shopping is really not something that ordinary people can do. Anyway, he is going to be tired and paralyzed, but looking at Mama Gu who is wearing high heels all the time, she still looks like a normal person. He feels the unevenness of this world and understands why her boyfriend When friends want to go shopping, they find all kinds of excuses to avoid going.

"Mom, I have something to do with Xia Le at night, so we won't have dinner with you and Dad."

Gu Yu looked at Xia Le who was sitting slumped in exhaustion, and said to his mother in the back row.