Serious warning to next door Husky neighbors

Chen Nansong glanced at his watch, it was 01:30 in the middle of the night.The window of the bedroom creaked. Last night he leaned against the wall and drank a small bottle of beer, and then he became drunk.

The half of his body exposed to the outside was fluffed by the breeze, and Chen Nansong sprang up from the bed, blowing away the heat from the blanket.The hand was too hard, half of the quilt was lying on the ground, and he thought it was in the way, so he kicked it, and his feet were entangled.

A 1.8-meter-two man who was lying on his back fell to the floor, swearing and slamming his fist on the ground, "Damn! It hurts to death!!"

The crow outside the window croaked a few times, and the person on the ground stood up slowly holding the edge of the bed, hooking his fingers on the edge of the window to open it as far as possible, letting the wind mess up his hair, Chen Nansong closed his eyes, "I am a Leaf, soaring in the sky, no one will disturb me, I am free and..."

"Idiot, you are calling! Idiot, you are calling!"

"Damn Chen Bei secretly changed the ringer of my cell phone again, I will throw your cell phone into the moat sooner or later!" Chen Nansong almost broke his throat in the second half of the sentence.

"Hey! Sister." Chen Nansong calmed down, lying on the ground and kept looking for his lighter, "You don't sleep and talk to me in the middle of the night."

"I knew you weren't asleep, look, I guessed right." The female voice on the other end of the phone lowered her voice, "I beg you to do something."

pata.

The lighter that Chen Nansong managed to find suddenly slipped between his fingers, and fell directly on the dirt outside the window, exploding with a bang.

"Who the hell is sick at night!" The drunkard downstairs yelled, probably waking up his drink just now.

"What good can you do with me?" Chen Nansong frowned so much that he could crush a fly to death. He didn't have a cigarette to catch, and he wanted to scratch the wall so uncomfortable.

Suddenly, in the middle of the night, the sound of a screaming chicken appeared across the sky.It was Chen Nansong who grabbed it in his hand and squeezed it.

This thing was also a birthday present from Chen Bei that bastard. Whoever gives a screaming chicken on his birthday these days, live chickens are better than this.

"Xiao Song, what are the noises over there? Why are there explosions and crowing?" The other end of the phone cleared his throat, "It's like this, Xiaobei and I, um, are going on vacation this week."

"What does your vacation have to do with me? Is it possible that I will give you a gift?" Chen Nansong looked down at the screaming chicken in his hand, or just give it away.

"Let's go out...Xiao Le has no one to take care of him, why don't you watch him a bit." The woman's tone was declarative, and it seemed that there was no room for negotiation.

"Yesterday morning I was selling buns downstairs in reversed trousers, and I took a mouthful of facial cleanser the morning before yesterday." Chen Nansong smacked his mouth a few times and looked downstairs, "Just now, I took a look at Grandpa Cai's house on the first floor. The green onions planted were fried."

On the other end of the phone: "..."

"I'm not good at taking care of him, but I can teach him how to avoid embarrassment." Chen Nansong began to talk nonsense seriously, "A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and he will get used to it when he is embarrassed."

"Then can you give me back my live pig then?" The creaking bed on the woman's side was ringing, and a little boy was calling his mother, "Mom, what live pig?"

"Your mother said you were..."

"Shut up!" The woman covered the phone, "Go back to sleep, I will take you to your uncle's house tomorrow, there are many interesting things there, there are beautiful girls, and..."

Sitting on the computer chair, Chen Nansong yawned and circled in circles, and curled his lips when he listened to the words on the other end of the phone trying to lie to the child, "I can talk better than I can."

The other end of the phone finally let go of the voice suddenly, "That's it, it's not troublesome, just pick him up and go to school, watch him do his homework, and deal with the teacher by the way, then I will push the parent group to you! "

"Toot toot..."

"Hey! Hey! No, I..." Chen Nansong sighed and threw the phone on the bed with a crisp sound.

The phone screen is broken.

"Damn!" The bed bounced vigorously a few times, carrying a dying young man on it, muttering, "Tomorrow's life will still be...disgusting." The sound of heavy breathing filled the whole room. room.

The crow by the window clicked twice, staring at the decadent young man lying on the bed with dark eyes, the wall in front of Chen Nansong's head suddenly moved, and the slight vibration caused the water glass beside him to tremble.

"Squeak..." is the sound of a chainsaw.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" the woman screamed.

"Huh? Am I dreaming?" The person on the bed snorted, "Siri, what time is it?"

"Hi, it's 4:41 p.m.." Siri's clear female voice replied word by word like peas.

"Ahhh! Don't, don't!!!" A voice came from behind the wall.

Siri suddenly made another voice: "Hi, I didn't hear clearly, you said no, please say it again?"

Chen Nansong who fell into a daze: "????"

He half got up from the bed with his buttocks pouted, and put his ears on the wall in the most enchanting posture. His mind had already flown to outer space. caught.

The woman next door was probably tired, and Chen Nansong felt in a daze that he had just fallen asleep.

"You idiot, you should get up! You idiot, you should get up!"

The alarm clock was going off like crazy.

Facing the first ray of sunshine in the morning, the grandpa and aunt downstairs were practicing Tai Chi with smiles on their faces. The sunshine was just right, the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant, and everything looked beautiful.

"The next move." The uncle raised his hands very gracefully, squatted down on the horse, and said slowly, "Calm down, take a deep breath...."

From the window of the resident of 302: "Chen Bei!! If I don't kill you today, my surname will not be Chen!!! I can't get rid of my anger even if I scratch my skin!!!"

uncle:"......"

Early in the morning, Chen Nansong was rubbing a toothbrush in his mouth frantically, the bristles of the toothbrush were almost worn away by him, and the toothpaste foam was still full of mouth before he could spit it out.

Ding Dong!Ding Dong!

"Who the hell is that!!" Chen Nansong dragged open the door with his mouth full of toothpaste foam, and a whining sound came from under his feet.

"Hello, Uncle...huh?" The little boy was smiling and was sprayed with toothpaste foam by Chen Nansong who was facing him.

"Fei Le, you came so early." Chen Nansong muttered, unable to speak clearly, "Your mother... bah... sent you here?" He spit out the foam in his mouth.

Fei Le wiped the saliva off his face, smiled a standard smile, and put his hands on the small schoolbag, "Yes! Mom sent me here."

"It's so early." Chen Nansong picked up the water glass and prepared to drink water with his face dripping with water.

"Because you want to send me to school." Fei Le squinted and looked at him with his head tilted.

Chen Nansong almost choked himself to death with a sip of water, and stared at him, "Why didn't your mother send you there!!"

"She has to catch a plane, and uncle, you need to hurry up, I'm going to be late soon, and I will be punished." Fei Le smiled at him after finishing speaking.

"It's none of my business for you to punish me for review?" Chen Nansong smirked and bumped a few steps to the edge of the balcony, holding a small water bottle beside him to water the flowers.

However, the bottom of the kettle has been cracked by the sun.

Fei Le smiled sweetly, "We are the parents writing the review, that is, you, uncle."

The kettle was thrown by him, Chen Nansong turned around and rushed to the door to put on his sneakers, grabbed a sports jacket casually, pulled the zipper all the way to the top, and pulled Fei Le with his right hand like a little chicken.

"Eh? Xiaosong, are you going out? Whose child is so white?" Uncle Cai on the first floor swayed downstairs with his hands behind his back. Good thing!!"

"Uncle, what bastard?" Fei Le turned to look at the uncle.

"Don't look back, go quickly! Children, don't ask so many questions." Chen Nansong drove out his second-hand car from the garage, and stuffed Fei Le into the car like a quilt.

"Where is the school?" Chen Nansong stepped on the accelerator, and the car hummed twice like a tractor.

"Second Elementary School, the one where we ate barbecue and you vomited before. The school is next door to his house." Fei Le said the most uncomfortable words for Chen Nansong in the most innocent tone, and finally added a sentence , "The boss asked you last time, do you want to say hello?"

"Little Fei Le, if you open your mouth, I'll stuff you upside down into the trash can." Chen Nansong glanced at the kid behind him from the rearview mirror.

The barbecue shop next door, Chen Nansong, is familiar. Last time I took Fei Le and Chen Xin to eat together, but after drinking two bottles of beer, I was so dizzy that I insisted on dragging the owner of the barbecue shop to a ballroom dance at the door. The dancing aunt on the opposite side had a PK.

Later, when the boss saw him, he chased him, saying that he lost half of his money because of dancing that night, and there were many small advertisements for dance studios at the door.

"Is it here?" Chen Nansong slammed on the brakes, and Fei Le, who was in the back seat, slammed his head on the back of the chair, knocking half of his teeth on it.

Fei Le covered his forehead and carried the small schoolbag on his shoulders, "Well, remember to pick me up after school, uncle, bye!"

Chen Nansong lit a cigarette, raised his head without raising his eyes, and accepted it. With half of his arm propped outside the window, he looked at the little ones in the campus, and kept puffing out the clouds, almost The loudspeaker shouted: live smoking teaching.

"Tsk." He stared at the young man who got off the SUV at the corner and curled his lips, his eyes fixed on his two long legs sweeping from head to tail, "Is the teacher in such a good figure now?"

He followed the man into the school gate like a hooligan and took the last puff of his cigarette.

Boom.He got knocked twice on the rear of his car.

"Why?" Chen Nansong poked his head out with a sullen face, and when he raised his eyes, he met the uniformed police uncle.

"You can't park here, just drive away."

"Okay, okay." Chen Nansong kicked the accelerator after starting it.

Depend on.

The car is smoking.

"That... why don't you drag it away for me..." Chen Nansong leaned out half of his body with a playful smile, turned his head and put his foot on the wheel, dragging his tone of life, "God forgive who, who Forgive them all, but not for Chen Nansong."