After losing my memory, I became a group pet

I have heard too many stories about the wolf coming, and it is not surprising to see it again.

Yan Wuji's first "amnesia" lasted for a long time, and ended with his own laughter.

For the second "amnesia", Yan Wuji figured out some acting skills, after all, the acting skills last time were too stretched.Several auxiliary ministers looked like that, so they believed it.Started to come and go in the wind and rain, to meet the requirements of this brat.

Yan Wuji wanted the stars in the sky.

The stardust left when the meteor fell was sent to Chang'an.

But the bear boy looked at the black lacquered iron and asked, "Don't all the stars shine? Why is this so black?"

General Wei Xinghu said: "Your Majesty, this matter is too complicated to explain to you, let's skip it."

"You really didn't lie to me?"

"Where do we dare to deceive the king?"

"Then I want you to prove that this is a star."

Satellite Lake rolled up its sleeves, hey!The little brat thinks it out as soon as he thinks about it.

Left Prime Minister Gu Feizhou pulled him back, and said calmly: "Your Majesty, according to the scriptures, you will reduce our favorability by doing this."

Yan Wuji put his hands on his hips, "What will happen then?"

"Maybe we won't listen to you in the future."

Yan Wuji waved his hand, "Come here, drag it out and chop it up."

So the two auxiliary ministers put down their picks and quit, and the queen mother could only go to make an apology.

For the third "amnesia", Yan Wuji thought about the plot extra and wrote a script for himself.

He said that he had dreamed about the events of his previous life. In his previous life, his name was Shangguan Zhenxia, ​​a hero who helped the weak and the strong, but was framed by traitors and died with hatred.

The five auxiliary ministers, the one eating melon seeds, the one knitting wool, the one doing fortune-telling, the one doing push-ups, and the most extreme one took off his shoes and went to sleep.

Yan Wuji slapped the table excitedly, "I must fulfill my long-cherished wish in my previous life in this life! It's a shame!"

Gu Feizhou said: "Your Majesty, all heroes are good at doing light work. You said that you were number one in the world in your previous life, so let your servants see if you are one higher."

Children who are often mischievous are extremely clever, and Yan Wuji is no exception.

He rolled his eyes at that time, thinking that brother Yao is so powerful and hurts him, and he will definitely catch him when he jumps off the building.

So under the confidence of love, Yan Wuji took a run-up with his long legs and flew out of the window.

Sima Yao was really fooled, and chased him to catch him, "Silly boy, how dare you jump! How dangerous!"

Yan Wuji covered his mouth and snickered, knowing that he had won.

This amnesia experience was the longest and most successful deception, which lasted for nearly two months.

How was it discovered?

Because the screenplay written by Yan Wuji is too perfect, the logical chain of cause and effect is so perfect that it does not match his IQ.

A few auxiliary ministers thought about it, collected all the scripts they could find on the market, checked them one by one, and found an alternative martial arts script. The protagonist's name is Shangguan Zhenxia, ​​and his life experience is similar to that of Yan Wuji. Said exactly the same.

Sima Yao also discovered that there are many indescribable contents in the script!

There are so many poses and changes in patterns, it is staggering.

His veins are bulging, and the child he raised with his own hands is actually polluted like this!

These stinking book writers are simply—the crime cannot be punished!

As a result, the imperial court issued a ban, and there was a lot of content that could not be written in the script.

No bloody descriptions, no adult picture scrolls.

Even the content below the neck cannot be described.

Many books were sealed and many people were arrested.

Since then, funny stories have become popular, and even the name of the protagonist has changed from "Shangguan Zhenxia" to "Nangong Goudan".

Yan Wuji was naturally regretful. When he thought of the exciting content that he would never see from now on, he was simply——heartbroken.

The fourth "amnesia" happened in one summer.

The weather was too hot, Yan Wuji wanted to lie down and sleep, but there were so many memorials.

He remembered the wonderful experience of eating Hesse every day during the days when he lost his memory.

So once again repeat the same trick!

However, this time, the word "amnesia" was just spoken.

Weixing Lake's fist hardened, "It's just right that you have lost your memory. You are a rapist who murdered and set fire. The people in the government said that you will be killed immediately if you catch him!" Wuji picked it up.

Yan Wuji yelled, "Help! Rebellion!"

As soon as the word "rebellion" was uttered, the four auxiliary ministers were all furious, and even Sima Yao's eyes darkened.

Seeing that the other four people had rolled up their sleeves to surround him, Yan Wuji struggled to his deathbed, "I am the emperor! You can't make mistakes!"

At this time, the little eunuch who delivered the message came galloping, "The queen mother is on her way!"

The queen mother is still 500 meters away!

100 meters left!

Ten meters!

Arrived!

Then four auxiliary ministers and a queen mother formed a group.

He pushed Yan Wuji to the ground and beat him until he was dizzy.

Thinking of this, Sima Yao rubbed the center of his brows, feeling a headache.The little maid on the side said urgently: "Master Zhongcheng, you must be fine." Sima Yao shook his head, "I'm fine, you go and see if Chen Taiyi is here, let him take the emperor's pulse."

At this time, Yan Wuji was very angry, with his back to Sima Yao, he huddled into a ball.

Sima Yao called him or talked to him, but he didn't answer, so he hugged the quilt and puffed his cheeks, making himself petty.

The little maids couldn't stand it anymore, and wanted to speak, but Sima Yao stopped him, "Don't mention the past."

At this time, the skilled and loyal old doctor finally came.

As soon as the old doctor opened his mouth, Yan Wuji jumped up and got up from the bed.

Yan Wuji narrowed his eyes, he remembered this old doctor.

This is the old man!

It made him really think that he was a Nangong son of a bitch!

We have to talk about specific things slowly.

Yan Wuji woke up that day. Although he regained consciousness, his hands and feet were not very flexible because he had been lying down for too long.

Sima Yao immediately called the imperial physician to take his pulse.

The old man was wearing a silk doctor's uniform just like today.

Yan Wuji didn't know that it was a uniform issued by the palace at the time, he saw the exquisite embroidery and bright colors on the clothes, so he guessed that the clothes must be very expensive.

So I couldn't help asking, "Your consultation fee must be very expensive."

Unexpectedly, the old man said without changing his expression: "Heroes of the Nangong rescue the poor and help the weak, eradicate the strong and help the weak, the great heroes serve the country and the people, and there is no need to charge consultation fees."

At that time, Yan Wuji was still warm in his heart when he heard this, thinking that there are so many kind-hearted people in this world, and he would not go to this old man's house to rob the rich and help the poor in the future.

Ah!

Who knows!

The fool was himself!

Yan Wuji waved his hand, "I don't want him to see a doctor for me."

Heh, the old man is glib, and his medical skills must be bad.

Seeing this, Sima Yao made a relief and said, "The emperor looks good recently, it's okay for Imperial Physician Chen to let his apprentice come, so as to save himself from running around and being very tired."

The apprentices of Imperial Physician Chen came over soon.

When asked about amnesia after brain trauma, the faces of the young imperial physicians all showed strange expressions.

Sima Yao said: "Don't worry about the past, just look at the present, the back of the emperor's brain has been created and has amnesia, can it be recovered? If it can't be recovered, will it affect the body?"

The imperial physicians said: "Lord Zhongcheng, there are many kinds of amnesia, and the humble ministers need to observe again."

Sima Yao knew that they were waiting for Yan Wuji to "recover his memory" by himself, so he didn't make it difficult and let them back down.

At this time, the little eunuch who served tea and water spilled tea on Yan Wuji's body, immediately knelt down, and subconsciously shouted, "Hero, spare your life."

Even the little eunuchs know that in this palace, saying "Heroes spare your life" is more effective than "Emperor spare your life".

Yan Wuji felt aggrieved, and left the room angrily, and went outside the garden.

He walked out along the small garden in the yard, Sima Yao followed behind with his coat.

Because of the injury in the back of his head, he can't leave the bedroom for too long, so these days, his active area is actually very small.

Outside the small garden is the imperial garden, and there is an artificial lake not far away, where he fell into the water.Now the artificial lake has been filled, leaving only a barren open space.

Sima Yao put on his coat and said, "When Zhen Nu recovers from his injuries, let's grow some vegetables in the open space, or raise some chickens, shall we?"

Yan Wuji hated this kind of coaxing tone, "Of course not."

He ignored Sima Yao and walked forward on his own.

This is the palace where he grew up, so his life is everywhere.

For example, this tombstone in the Imperial Garden.

The tombstone is carefully carved out of marble, with the word Jianzhong written on it.

The precious peonies around have been shoveled, and various small vegetables have been planted.

When ordinary people enter the imperial garden for the first time, all they can see is a tombstone inserted in a vegetable garden, and the word "unlucky" cannot escape their minds.

Yan Wuji looked at the crooked characters on the tombstone, and couldn't believe that it was his own masterpiece. He thought: it must be that it is inconvenient to write on the tombstone. It must be beautiful to write with a pen and paper.

So someone brought a pen and paper, and after writing carefully, the words on the paper and the tombstone were as ugly as twins.

Yan Wuji asked people to dig up the small soil slope behind the tombstone, and found a rotten "Qingsteel Sword" inside. It was a wooden sword as long as a child's arm. It says "Qingsteel Sword".

The green steel sword is actually made of wood...

Yan Wuji gestured twice with the half-rotten hilt, but all the maids and eunuchs around fell to the ground one after another, and one of them tripped himself very well.

Yan Wuji's face became more and more serious, he knew that the reactions of these people came from his past.

He doesn't like this past.

Even if he is not a unparalleled hero, he should be a conscientious emperor.

Rather than a joke in the eyes of others.

Yan Wuji went back to the room and lay down unhappily. Sima Yao retreated from the crowd and sat beside him, apologizing with guilt: "Zhen Nu, I'm sorry... I was careless."

Yan Wuji hadn't reached the age when someone apologized to him, and he could just wipe it off, and he was feeling uncomfortable before, so he arrogantly covered himself with the quilt and didn't speak.

"I should have found out that you lost your memory earlier. You must be very scared these days. Don't be angry, okay?"

Yan Wuji lay on his side, muttering, "Then tell me, what did you tell the imperial physician about the 'before'?"

Sima Yao didn't speak.

Yan Wuji said to himself again: "I saw some storybooks just now, the protagonist in it is called 'Nangong Goudan', the things in the imperial garden, the reaction of the little palace maid and eunuch, I should have been a very annoying person before." people."

Sima Yao stretched out his hand and lightly touched Yan Wuji's shoulder, "Zhen Nu, don't say that about yourself, you are fine, you are really fine."

"I'm not stupid..." Yan Wuji blinked, "But why do you all talk to me in the tone of talking to a fool? Is it because I am a fool in the eyes of many people?"

"Of course not." Sima Yao said softly: "It's just that sometimes, Zhen Nu is a bit willful, but that's harmless, after all, you are still young."

Yan Wuji turned his head, "Then how old is I?"

"Only twenty."

"Twenty is still young!"

Yan Wuji himself felt that this answer was too much!

But Sima Yao doesn't think so, he has lived too many years, in his eyes, twenty is just a snap of the fingers.

Yan Wuji embraced his legs, secretly making up his mind.

He can no longer be a faint king, he wants to be a good emperor!

This idea lasted less than a cup of tea.

After a cup of tea, two people walked into the room side by side.

One has a slender figure, exquisite and handsome features, and is dressed in ink-painted silk.

It was Gu Feizhou who was on the left.

The other orangutan has a back and waist, a vigorous figure, and is dressed in a strong suit. His appearance is ordinary, and he can be considered fair.

It is the General Satellite Lake.

Both of them are in their twenties, the same age as Yan Wuji.

They saluted at the same time and said: "I have seen the emperor."

Before Yan Wuji came back to his senses, Gu Feizhou said: "Sima, when we entered the palace, we saw Imperial Physician Chen go out, what did the emperor say?"

Sima Yao nodded, "Everything is fine, Your Majesty."

"That's good, Imperial Physician Chen is very skilled in medicine, we can all feel at ease when he says that." Gu Feizhou immediately said to Yan Wuji: "Your Majesty, you just woke up, and the ministers shouldn't bother you, but the military situation is extremely urgent. There is no delay."

Wei Xinghu said: "Your Majesty, the border nuisance has been delayed for several days. To fight or not to fight, you should make a decision as soon as possible."

Seeing that Yan Wuji was at a loss, Sima Yao whispered, "Zhennu, they are both assistant ministers, the one on the left is Zuo Xiang Gu Feizhou, and the one on the right is General Wei Xinghu. What they said is not serious. Let them do it cheaply."

"Military and national affairs! What is not important!" Yan Wuji sat upright, "You two lovers, tell me quickly!"

Gu Wei looked at each other.

Satellite Lake: "What medicine did this kid take wrongly when he woke up?"

Gu Feizhou: "Just say something, anyway, he will be sleepy soon."

The two then complemented each other with specific details.

Yan Wuji was still concentrating at the beginning, but gradually the more he listened, the more he felt a headache. He could understand every word these two people said, but he couldn't understand them together.

His eyelids were a little heavy, and he dozed off after a while, he yawned and said, "Forget it, you can figure it out yourself."

After speaking, he fell asleep holding the quilt.

Sima Yao sent the two of them away.

Gu Feizhou asked: "Why is the emperor suddenly motivated today?"

Sima shook his head, "The slave seems to have lost his memory."

Weixinghu's fist hardened, "Sima, let me tell you, you can't believe this brat's words, otherwise he will climb up the wall tomorrow and tear down the roof for you."

Yan Wuji who was asleep suddenly sneezed.

Sima Yao glanced at the room and said with a smile: "The slave has changed a lot this time when he wakes up, he hasn't messed around, and he hasn't made any willful demands. I'm willing to trust him."

The two nodded, "Well, you have your opinion, and we don't say much. It's just that the dams in the south of the Yangtze River have not been built yet. It took us a lot of time to return halfway this time. If we go again, we may not Turn back. If he messes around again..."

"I understand what you mean, but... I will take good care of him."

The three saluted and said goodbye to each other.

When eating dinner, Sima Yao gave Yan Wuji something, and Yan Wuji threw it away on purpose.

Sima Yao continued to pinch, so he continued to throw.

Not long after, the dishes were empty, but the dishes in front of Yan Wuji were full of discarded dishes.

Sima Yao picked up the discarded vegetables and ate them. Yan Wuji said, "I threw them away." Sima Yao mixed the rice and said softly, "It's clean, don't waste it."

Yan Wuji poked the rice with his chopsticks. He felt that he had gone too far. How could he treat his brother who loved him like this?

When Sima Yao came over to pick up vegetables again, he stopped throwing away the vegetables.

Everyone thinks that Sima Yao spoils Yan Wuji too much, but only he knows that no matter whether Yan Wuji has amnesia or not, he has a way to make him obey.

When going to bed at night, Yan Wuji was awakened by the heat for no reason, and felt his lips and tongue were dry.

It was obviously a pleasant spring, but his forehead and chest were covered with cold sweat.

At first he just kicked the quilt away, but later he even took off his clothes.

The dryness and heat from the inside and outside have never diminished.

Yan Wuji looked out of the window, but saw dark clouds covering the sun.

He couldn't help but think of the martial arts storybooks, those heroes would always be assassinated by others on unknown moonlit nights, and their bodies would be poisoned by love.

At this time, various witches will pass by, and then the hero is forced to detoxify with the witches.

Thinking of this, Yan Wuji had an epiphany.

Could it be that someone wanted to assassinate him!

Let him fall into the poison of what must be, or he will die!

If Satellite Lake was here, he would definitely advise, "No, Your Majesty, it's just that your brain is broken."

But at this time the night was quiet, the full moon was hanging high outside the window, and no one had woken Yan Wuji up with saliva, so he looked at his right hand amidst the unbearable heat and sweating profusely.

Could it be that his virgin body is about to be broken by his right hand!

oh!Do not!

Yan Wuji hugged the quilt.

That's his chastity...

After another period of stalemate, the hotness of the body suddenly turned into itching of the skin.

Yan Wuji moved his body, but a part of the skin felt hot and painful. He subconsciously touched it, but he touched a scale similar to the bone scale of a fish.

He woke up instantly, and his whole body shivered.

Yan Wuji rubbed his eyes, and through the moonlight outside the window, he saw that some parts of the skin had a layer of scales. He stretched out his hand to touch it, and found that these scales grew out of the skin.

Yan Wuji went to the table and touched the mirror. The young man in the mirror was so handsome that he couldn't help but reach out and touch his face.The only fly in the ointment is that there are scales growing on the sideburns and the sides of the neck, but this is not harmful at all.

The next moment, Yan Wuji noticed the boy in the mirror, his pupils glowing blue.

He screamed and the mirror fell to the floor.

The serving ladies and eunuchs ran into the house and were kicked out again.Standing at the door in bewilderment.

Sima Yao put on a coat and rushed over immediately. He opened the door and saw Yan Wuji wrapping himself tightly with a quilt.

As soon as Yan Wuji heard someone coming in, he grabbed something and threw it outside, "Get lost!"

The smell of blood in the air aroused Sima Yao's vigilance. He pushed back the servants and asked them to wait outside the door before entering the room by himself.

The closer you get to the couch, the stronger the smell of blood in the air.

"Zen slave?" Sima Yao sat down along the edge of the bed,

The scales were attached to the flesh, and the pain would be unbearable once pulled. After being pulled out forcibly, Yan Wuji's skin surface seemed to have peeled off, and traces of blood oozed out.

The scales attached to different parts are not the same.

The scales on the hands are dense and small, the scales on the stomach are very soft, the scales on the thighs are loose and large, and there are scales on the back of the neck, but it hurts to touch.

Yan Wuji pulled out part of the scales on his arms and stomach. He saw that the scales on his legs were large and loose. He thought it was the same as the scales on his arms. It looks loose, but it is connected with flesh and blood, and it hurts unbearably when pulled out a little.

Sima Yao sensed something was wrong, and immediately lifted the quilt.

The quilt was full of blood and stained with pulled out scales. Yan Wuji sat inside, covering his face with his hands in horror, "No...not..." Then he snatched the quilt in an instant and wrapped himself up again. stand up.

Sima Yao recalled the scene when Yan Wuji fell off the boat that day.

At that time, Yan Wuji accidentally fell into the lake because he discovered that scales had suddenly appeared on his body, and he was so frightened that he fell into the lake.

But... Sima Yao was in a complicated mood.

How should he tell Yan Wuji that he was not born viviparously, but hatched from an egg?

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In the last life, the prince's golden finger actually used him as a container, waiting for him to seize him after his spiritual consciousness disappeared.

The well-behaved little white rabbit beside him is actually the big bad wolf, waiting for him to get down, so that he can snatch Goldfinger back.

The bamboo horse who was really infatuated with him was put aside by him to sit on the bench.

When the prince found out, it was too late, and he watched the bamboo horse die in front of him.

In this life, he discovered that Goldfinger's lure was actually so ridiculous, and the little white rabbit had already revealed the gray wolf's tail.

Cleaning up the evildoers is second, warming the bamboo horse's heart is the most important thing.

However, as this life progressed, he discovered many things that were different from his previous life.

The mysteries were uncovered layer by layer, and the prince discovered that the bamboo horse had been reborn just like him, and earlier.

It's just that Zhuma's heart is dead, so he doesn't want to get entangled with him anymore.

[In this case, let me guard you. 】

[I don't dare to ask for your forgiveness, I only hope that your life will be smooth and happy. 】

Ten years later, Zhuma asked:

"Why don't you dare to ask extravagantly? Why don't you dare to ask me?"

"So... can I?"

"Can you... because all these years, I have never been able to really let you go..."

Affectionate and wise prince Gong VS gentle and beautiful Bamboo Horse Shou

The first half of the book chases his wife to the crematorium, and the second half of the book is about a beautiful wife lying in her arms.

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