After losing my memory, I became a group pet
Chapter 32
The so-called passing three levels refers to the three games established by the first generation owner of Lianyun Village at the beginning of its establishment.
Test people's strength, speed, riding and archery, and fighting skills respectively.
The first two items can be done alone, but the last item of fighting skills must be fought by both sides!
Generally, those who can pass these three tests are already among the dragons and phoenixes in physique and skill, and they are worthy of great responsibility!
Looking at the fat man's body, Huniu cried, "What do you compare to him? He hit him again? But you!"
Big? Looking at Yan Wuji's small body, the head of the family also showed regret for seeing a dead man.
But Fatty's eyes are bright, his will is firm, and he will not give up!
"Big? Master of the family! Miss is the jewel in your palm. Don't tell me you want to violate Madam's legacy and let her marry an embroidered pillow!"
Big? The head of the family took a puff of his pipe. He was able to sit in Lianyunzhai because of his martial arts. Now that he is getting older this year, he has gained the prestige of the past.When he was alive, no one could bully Huniu, but if he stretched his feet and his daughter followed such a pretty boy, how could he have a good life?
At this moment Huniu burst into tears, "Daddy!"
The head of the family couldn't help being soft-hearted, now that the daughter said that she was devoted to the boy, if the fat man punched him three times and killed the boy, the daughter might hate him for the rest of her life.
After much deliberation, the old man realized a coup.
Let Xiaobailian complete the first two competitions alone, in the village? Earn a reputation, wait? On the day of his duel with Fatty, let Fatty eat his chin beans, so that even if he loses, Xiaobailian's life is still alive, and he can still have a bridal chamber.
So? This will be the best of both worlds!
"Oh... that's all, what you said is very reasonable. If this is the case, then follow the rules in the village." After thinking about it for a while, the old man deliberately showed a sad expression, "Beard! Tell me to go down? I will start preparing for the three days tomorrow." related matters!"
"Yes!" the bearded man laughed out loud, and patted Yan Wuji's face, "Oh, you're a good boy. Oh! What's wrong with you, you bitch!"
Yan Wuji broke free from the shackles of the bearded man, and firmly said: "No!"
Everyone had different expressions when they heard the words, Hu Niu was pleasantly surprised, the fat man glared, and the old man frowned, all said: "Why? No way?"
"I..." Thinking of that day, Yan Wuji blushed and said, "I have a wife!"
"Oh, that's it." The big man took two puffs of his cigarette, and said calmly, "Hey, how old is it? Something! Beard, call the military adviser here, let this brat write a letter of divorce."
Hey!Didn't they say "I'd rather demolish ten temples than destroy a single marriage"?!
The boss? What about the master? Hitting with a stick? How about mandarin ducks!
Yan Wuji was choked by this rascal's behavior, his lips moved for a long time, and he choked out a sentence, "We? We didn't get married."
"What a fart if you're not married!" the bearded man turned back after running half way, cursing.
"No! We? Already... have skin-to-skin relationship. I will never betray him."
Big? The head of the house is a bit disdainful.
What about him? Seeing that Yan Wuji doesn't look like a man with integrity, so what if he has integrity? Will he be a deserter?
It was only Yan Wuji's speech to avoid the competition.
Can't help but look down on him, casually said: "You just went to a kiln? I went whoring once. How big is it? It's a big deal."
Yan Wuji was taken aback.
The world he lived in for the first half of his life was carefully cared for with money and power.
As the most powerful person in the world.Most of the people he met put face above fate, and he also acquiesced to this argument.
Hearing the words of these bandits, he couldn't help being deeply shocked.
"How? Can you say that? Say it!"
The boss interrupted him, "Okay, don't talk about that nonsense. Just say, would you like to compete three times with the fat man?"
"Absolutely impossible!"
Da? The face of the head of the family sank, "Okay, Hu Zi, send him home!"
"Daddy!" Huniu's expression changed, and she almost fainted.
The bearded man pulled out his scimitar without hesitation, and walked towards Yan Wuji? Halfway there, suddenly there was a loud noise!
The ground shook and everyone fell to the ground.
Through the window, Yan Wuji saw all the birds scattered in the mountains and forests, and a giant python at the same height as the mountain poked its head out.
Yan Wuji's pupils contracted.
Brother Yao?
Between lightning and flint, a light and shadow hit the giant python, and the giant python fell towards the valley due to its inertia. The entire ground shook violently from far to near. When the shock wave reached Lianyunzhai, many wooden house beams and columns collapsed , screaming.
In the meeting hall, the tables and chairs drifted, and the beams and columns made cracking sounds.
Fortunately, although the shock wave is big, it is only this wave.
Everyone was horrified, and they all said that they were dead or escaped.
Everyone thought that the shaking just now was due to an earthquake, but only Yan Wuji knew why?
After the giant python fell into the forest, he clearly saw two lights and shadows, rushing from the mountain to the clouds.
Three heavens, above the clouds.
Two men, one black and one white, stood facing each other.
Sima Yao was dressed in black, his black hair was loose, and the demon lines at the end of his eyes were like blood, bright and charming.
"It's kind of interesting. As expected of the newly promoted True Monarch Xuantian, I really underestimated you and let you sneak attack."
There was a bloody cut on his left arm, the blood flowed down the arm, the back of the hand, and dripped from the fingertips, his red lips slightly curled up, "You just said, your name is Shu Liu?"
The man in white named "Shu Liu" took back the magic weapon. He has a handsome face and delicate features, but his brows and eyes are full of alienation that keeps people away from thousands of miles away. His white hair like snow is neatly combed into the hair crown Not leaving a trace of broken hair? Outside, neatly dressed, and the word neat from top to bottom.
"Hmph! Bold? Bold basilisk! Your death is imminent!" A colorful parrot flew to the shoulder of the man in white and became the only decoration on his body.
A golden book floated up in the air, and Shu Liu said coldly, "Viper, you disturbed the world, slaughtered creatures, and committed a great crime in the heaven. I am in charge of the order of the world. Today, I will follow the rules of heaven. , beat you back to your original form, and return to the undead Haisi, do you have any objections?"
"I have no objection." Sima Yao wiped off the blood from the corner of his mouth, and smiled, "However, it depends on whether you have the ability."
"Evil animal! You are so big... ah!" A gust of wind passed by, and the little parrot was hit by the demon blade and fell to the world.
Shu Liu sacrificed his magic weapon and went to meet him?
In the meeting hall of Lianyunzhai, Yan Wuji was lying on the window, staring intently at the two flashing spots of light in the sky.
Everyone in the village has finished resting, and everyone in charge picked up the shredded tobacco that fell on the ground and put it into a half-used pipe.
The subordinates reported that there were no casualties in the cottage, and the damaged house could be repaired without major problems.
Big? The person in charge walked up to Yan Wuji, took a puff of cigarette, "How about this, tell me where your wife is, I'll go right away and kill her."
Yan Wuji looked at the flickering light and shadow in the sky outside the window.
He can't say that his wife is fighting with gods in the sky.
He stared at the head of the family, "If I want to live, I have no other choice, right?"
"Yes."
After thinking about it, Yan Wuji slowly raised his eyes, with a firm light shining in his eyes: "I want to survive."
The head of the family was stared at by that gaze, and his heart skipped a beat. He was obviously greedy for life or afraid of death, but it gave people a sense of responsibility and ambition.
He felt that this kid might not be as cowardly as he thought.
The news of passing the three passes came out, and the village immediately got ready.
The bearded man said to Yan Wuji: "Chicken, don't worry, the first test is more powerful, you will definitely not die. Take advantage of these two days to appreciate the last prosperity of the world."
Yan Wuji also became serious. When he learned that the content of the competition was to carry water across the river, he fell into deep thought as he looked at the heavy bucket.
His purpose is not to win, but to buy time and let Sima Yao know that he is here.
Looking at the light spots jumping up and down in the sky, how can I let Sima Yao know that he is here?
Yan Wuji saw the kitchen.
When the kitchen is on fire, the chimney will emit smoke. If it is not at meal time, it will be obvious!
Yan Wuji sneaked into the kitchen. Ever since he agreed to the competition, he had gained freedom in the cottage, and he entered the kitchen without any effort.
The fire under the stove went out. He put the dry straw into the stove, found the flint, and prepared to start a fire.
Yan Wuji saw a shiitake mushroom fall by his feet, so he picked it up and put it back on the plate.
Unexpectedly, he turned his head to put a firewood, and when he turned around, the mushroom fell at his feet again.
Yan Wuji looked around and picked up the mushrooms again.
The moment the shiitake mushrooms were put back on the plate, the shrunken body suddenly stretched out, with arms and legs stretched out, and said to Yan Wuji, "Xiaolong, don't be afraid, we are here to save you!"
Yan Wuji was stunned for four or five counts, and then let out a cry of "Ahhh!"
Too late!Soon!
He picked up the hatchet on one side and smashed the mushrooms in one go!
Yan Wuji's shout attracted the fat man. The kitchen was his territory. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Yan Wuji smashing a shiitake mushroom with a hatchet, and saw that the empty stove was filled with firewood. Can't help scolding: "What are you doing here?"
"I..." Yan Wuji was still in shock, his mind went blank, and he was suddenly at a loss.
The fat man had a flash of inspiration, "You don't want to cook and eat, come to please the lady! Let me tell you, the lady only likes to eat what I cook?!"
Yan Wuji not only supported his forehead, "I didn't..."
Before he finished speaking, he was carried out by the fat man?
There is a small open space outside the kitchen, and there is a row of weapon racks, mostly hammers, axes and the like.
The most conspicuous among them is the pair of golden double hammers in the center. Judging from the material and size, it weighs at least seventy kilograms.
Fatty is born with supernatural powers and exquisite bones, not to mention Lianyun Village, but looking at the more than [-] villages in Yuchi Mountain, they all have the aura of being a millionaire.
But since Fatty was born, the greatest opponent he has encountered in his life has turned out to be this weak chicken in front of him!
However, he couldn't shoot Yan Wuji to death in an open and aboveboard manner!
How can we not let him become angry from embarrassment!
Did I know it was in the mountains? When I picked up this weak chicken, I should stab it to death and throw it into the ravine?
Yan Wuji discussed: "Brother, that's it. I have an idea and I want to discuss it with you."
"what idea?"
"Well, I can see that you like Miss."
The two-hundred-jin fat man blushed immediately, "You...what did you say?!"
Yan Wuji smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "What's the matter? I'm so shy."
The fat man didn't speak.
Yan Wuji continued: "I want to live, and you want to marry a young lady. There is a way to win both. That is, in three rounds, you let me win one round. This way I won't lose too badly, and you can also marry Miss. To show my sincerity, I will let you win tomorrow's game."
He had a good plan in mind, in terms of strength and strength, how could he compare to this pig, so he might as well use his tricks and win the second riding game, so that no matter what, he could survive until the third game.
But man is not as good as? Heavens, his shrewd calculation made the stubborn fat man fly into a rage!
Be more angry!Someone wants to put water on him?
Or this weak chicken in front of me?
The fat man glared, and picked up the golden double hammers on the weapon rack, his eyes were burning.
"Do you dare to look down on me? Just wait, I will definitely tear this little chick of yours to pieces. Let the lady know, what? You are a real man!"
After speaking, he swung his double hammers and threw them at Yan Wuji?!
Yan Wuji dodged a backflip? He didn't have time to think about what he was doing? When he learned the backflip, he pulled up his legs and started running for his life!
The residence of the second head of the cottage is located on a piece of high ground, and it is rare to build two floors. Through the windows on the second floor, you can see the whole cottage.
Several confidantes surrounded the second master, sitting at the table and eating melon seeds.
"What happened in the imperial court? Something big? I heard from the big? people of the Allied Army. In two days, the general, one of the auxiliary ministers, will come to Yuchi Mountain. His elite cavalry can One counts as ten? It should not be underestimated." The second master knocked on the table and emphasized: "Whether we can get a share of the pie depends on us? Do you move quickly."
Lian Jiazi responded and said, "What is the plan for the second in charge? What will you do?"
The second master spat out the melon seed shells, looked at Yan Wuji who was being chased by the fat man in the open space, and plotted in his eyes, "In a few days' competition, no matter what, let this little thing win. So that the old man The guy put all his energy into marrying his daughter, and waited for the big wedding day..."
The second master slashed his sword, and everyone's expressions were terrified, but they understood.
At this moment, Yan Wuji, in order to avoid the fat man's "chasing and killing", has already jumped from the ground to the eaves, and started flying over the eaves and walls.
The house that had just been affected by the earthquake couldn't support a fat man weighing two hundred catties, and the fat man on the ground swung a pair of hammers, but he had no choice but to give up.
Yan Wuji imitated the sitting posture of a big yellow dog, squatting on the roof, sticking out his tongue at the fat man.
Lian Jiazi, who saw the whole process in his eyes, clasped his fists and said: "Don't worry, the second master, this kid is a paralyzed man, and my subordinates must let him win the whole game."
Yan Wuji squatted on the roof for several hours, and when he finally dared to come down, it was already midnight.
Hungry, he tiptoed back to the house, only to see the fat man sitting by the door, asleep, with a pair of big hammers next to him.
He could only tiptoe back again?
Slipping down in a circle, Yan Wuji hid in the firewood room, threw the straw, looked at the twinkling stars outside the window, and thought: "Brother Yao is so powerful, he beat him all day and night. tired."
He said good night, curled up on the straw and fell asleep.
Yan Wuji was woken up by the smell of meat.
The morning sun was not dazzling, Yan Wuji raised his head and saw a man sitting on the damaged roof of the firewood house, swinging his legs.
The man was in his early twenties, with yellowish and shaggy hair, like a lion cub in the sun.
Yan Wuji recognized him!Immediately upset.
This man wronged him.
When he first came to the cottage, he hadn't reached the point of confinement in the woodshed, but he just needed to help chop firewood and do some chores.
That day Yan Wuji chopped firewood all afternoon, and the tiger's mouth was split.
But when he turned around, the man said that he chopped all the firewood, and that the people in the cottage were defensive and xenophobic, so Yan Wuji was imprisoned.
The little lion threw a meat bun into the firewood room. Yan Wuji didn't want to eat the food of the villain who framed him, but the meat bun was too fragrant.
Like a little hamster, he picked it up and hid in the corner? Eating.
The little lion laughed loudly, "No one will snatch it from you!"
After speaking, he jumped down from the hole in the roof of the firewood house, and sat down beside Yan Wuji.
Yan Wuji turned his back to him, and the little lion smiled, "You are so small, you still get angry after eating my meat buns!"
"I've always been very small!"
Yan Wuji said angrily: "You are lazy, but you wronged me!"
The little lion said: "Why have you been wronged? You have never been wronged because you are so big?"
"Who dares!" Yan Wuji felt angry when he thought of the grievance that day.
"Hey! Who would dare? The spoiled young master can say such a thing!" The little lion picked up a straw and put it in his mouth, not too dirty, "Okay, don't be angry. I'm angry, I heard them say that you want to learn how to ride a horse, how about this, wait? Tomorrow the water carrying competition between you and the fat man is over, brother, I will take you to hunt? and teach you how to ride a horse!"
Hearing about riding a horse, Yan Wuji put his grievances aside, "Really?"
"I lied to you as a puppy!"
"Okay, then I'll trust you once!"
Yan Wuji raised his palms, wanting to high-five the oath.
The little lion slapped his little paw, and said in disgust: "We? Country people don't talk about this, hahaha!"
The first game is coming soon.
The competition venue was set by the river, and the people in the village built a platform upstream.
This river is named Yudai River, which divides Yuchi Mountain into two parts. The upstream of this river is slender and gentle, while the downstream is turbulent. It is one of the three natural dangers of Yuchi Mountain.
Maybe it was in the village? There has been no happy event for a long time. The women? All put on rouge, and the children?
The head of the house spoke dialect on the stage, but Yan Wuji couldn't understand a word. He lowered his head and squeezed his cuffs hidden under the leather jacket.
His obscene clothes, from weaving to cutting and mending, were all made by Sima Yao himself.
Wearing it, it was as if Sima Yao was by his side, giving him endless courage. During these days of exile, other clothes were tattered, and he had changed into the clothes given by the cottage, but this obscene clothes was the only one he couldn't bear to change.
Looking up, two light spots in the sky are still flashing.
Lowering his head, Yan Wuji felt someone watching him, looked around, and saw Huniu.
Huniu shaved off the black hair around her lips and chin, painted pink rouge, and dyed Kodan on her fingers, and wore a half-new calico jacket. She hid in the crowd, looking at Yan Wuji tenderly.
Yan Wuji was ashamed and didn't dare to take it. He turned his head and saw the fat man staring at him with fiery eyes. He could only lean over and look at the river.
There are two shoulder poles by the river, which are filled with river water.
The first game is very simple, as long as you carry a pole, cross the upper river, and send two buckets of water to the opposite bank.
The water upstream was shallow enough to submerge a grown man's calf.
The task is therefore neither dangerous nor difficult.
Whoever has the fastest speed wins the game.
After finishing his opening remarks and the rules of the game, the big head, according to the usual practice, went to the end to express his condolences to the two contestants.
He first went to the fat man's place, patted the fat man's shoulder, and said something in a low voice. The fat man was obviously encouraged, and tears welled up in his eyes.
Yan Wuji guessed blindly that he was going to lose, and was a little absent-minded.
The head of the family came over holding a bong, Yan Wuji scratched his forehead, waiting for him to speak.
The old man smiled all over his face, first waved his hands to the surroundings, and then put his arms around Yan Wuji's shoulders, which seemed to be a thoughtful encouragement to outsiders.
But only Yan Wuji knew that the back of his neck was caught.
He looked at the thin old man in front of him with a pale face, and found that this man could speak with a frozen half smile.
"Stinky boy, I know what you're thinking? I'm the only daughter, and I won't make her sad."
The old man's voice is not loud, but there is a kind of majesty, which makes people's hair stand on end.
A sharp dagger was pressed against Yan Wuji's back.
The old man still smiled and gestured to the surroundings, but he lowered his voice, leaned into Yan Wuji's ear, and said in a muffled voice, "If you dare to lose, I will castrate you!"
The cold rushes to the pores!
Yan Wuji immediately moved his legs together!
The game was about to start, Yan Wuji and the fat man walked to the bucket, when Yan Wuji picked up the pole, the fat man showed him a disdainful smile.
Yan Wuji felt a little strange, but he hadn't been tricked many times, so he didn't react for a while.
The referee raised the flag on the opposite bank!
Game start!
Yan Wuji passed the pole through the rope, then got up to carry the bucket.
When I picked it up, I found something was wrong!
What's wrong with this bucket? It's so much heavier than usual!
Seeing that Yan Wuji couldn't pick left and right, the fat man narrowed his eyes, and a smile of determination was wiped on the corner of his mouth.
mock up!
Just under your bucket, I glued two ten-foot lead weights for you, which weighed 150 kilograms. With the wooden bucket and water, this pole must weigh at least [-] kilograms. How do you choose it? stand up!
Yan Wuji really can't pick it up!
No matter how hard he tried, the bucket remained motionless as if nailed to the ground!
But yesterday, he was afraid of showing his waist during the game, so he already secretly tried it.
Picking two buckets of water like this yesterday is obviously not that heavy!
Why? Today is so heavy?
Yan Wuji looked up at the sky, the two rays of light in the sky were still entangled with each other.
He thought to himself: brother Yao always protects him, now brother Yao is entangled and has no time to be distracted, so he has to work hard by himself?
No matter what? Say, insist on finishing the game.
So? Thinking about it, Yan Wuji bared his teeth and grinned.
at last!
The shoulder pole finally bent slightly, and the two buckets began to lift off the ground!
But just as he was grinding and chattering without even picking up the bucket, the fat man had already? walked out? a short distance away!
Huniu covered her face and wept, the old man's face was gloomy, and the dagger in his hand flashed with silver light!
Yan Wuji immediately sank into his dantian with anger!
Provoked the whole pole!
He took a small step tremblingly!
Grit your teeth!Hold your breath!
Started to move forward slowly!
On the other side, seeing Yan Wuji advancing at a fast pace, the second boss eating melon seeds couldn't stand it anymore, and said to Lian Jiazi: "Look at this small body, he must not be able to win, no, we have to help him, old Hu! "
"Hey! Got it!" After finishing speaking, the bearded man turned into the house, and when he came out again, he held five iron locks in his hand, and brought out five big wolfhounds half the height of a man.
He held a handful of straw in his hand, which was exactly the straw that Yan Wuji used to lay under his body when he was sleeping in the woodshed!
The five wolfhounds got closer and sniffed, and immediately locked on the target in the cottage of 500 people!
The bearded man let go of the chain, and the five wolfhounds shot out like arrows?!
Yan Wuji was still walking slowly, he felt that this was his limit.
Maybe that's what he is? No use...
That's all there is? A little bit of patience...
He wants to cheer for himself, but he also looks down on himself.
Just when he was about to lose his hold and wanted to put down the pole, he suddenly found the crowd screaming at him.
He had already walked halfway across the river, and was a little far away from the crowd. He couldn't hear what they were talking about. He could only see the screaming crowd desperately gesticulating towards one place.
Yan Wuji looked in the direction of the gesture.
He saw five big wolf dogs galloping towards him.
Yan Wuji's eyes gradually became round.
The fat man who had already reached the center of the river couldn't hide his inner joy and hummed a little song. Although there was still a lot of distance from the other side, the victory this time was bound to be his.
Thinking of this, the burden on his shoulders became more and more relaxed, and his steps became more and more slow.
At this moment, Fatty suddenly heard a howling cry from behind his ears!
Before he had time to turn around, he saw a figure flying past him!
The pole carried by the man collided with his, and the fat man was picked up by inertia, and he turned around twice on the spot.
When turning around, what? Something? Sprinted past him, causing him to turn twice.
Wait? The fat man opened his eyes and regained his senses.
I saw Yan Wuji carrying a pole and flying out while drenching the river, as if he had learned how to float on water.
Five wolfhounds chased after him.
The author has something to say: QAQ I beg you to collect pre-collected ducks
Test people's strength, speed, riding and archery, and fighting skills respectively.
The first two items can be done alone, but the last item of fighting skills must be fought by both sides!
Generally, those who can pass these three tests are already among the dragons and phoenixes in physique and skill, and they are worthy of great responsibility!
Looking at the fat man's body, Huniu cried, "What do you compare to him? He hit him again? But you!"
Big? Looking at Yan Wuji's small body, the head of the family also showed regret for seeing a dead man.
But Fatty's eyes are bright, his will is firm, and he will not give up!
"Big? Master of the family! Miss is the jewel in your palm. Don't tell me you want to violate Madam's legacy and let her marry an embroidered pillow!"
Big? The head of the family took a puff of his pipe. He was able to sit in Lianyunzhai because of his martial arts. Now that he is getting older this year, he has gained the prestige of the past.When he was alive, no one could bully Huniu, but if he stretched his feet and his daughter followed such a pretty boy, how could he have a good life?
At this moment Huniu burst into tears, "Daddy!"
The head of the family couldn't help being soft-hearted, now that the daughter said that she was devoted to the boy, if the fat man punched him three times and killed the boy, the daughter might hate him for the rest of her life.
After much deliberation, the old man realized a coup.
Let Xiaobailian complete the first two competitions alone, in the village? Earn a reputation, wait? On the day of his duel with Fatty, let Fatty eat his chin beans, so that even if he loses, Xiaobailian's life is still alive, and he can still have a bridal chamber.
So? This will be the best of both worlds!
"Oh... that's all, what you said is very reasonable. If this is the case, then follow the rules in the village." After thinking about it for a while, the old man deliberately showed a sad expression, "Beard! Tell me to go down? I will start preparing for the three days tomorrow." related matters!"
"Yes!" the bearded man laughed out loud, and patted Yan Wuji's face, "Oh, you're a good boy. Oh! What's wrong with you, you bitch!"
Yan Wuji broke free from the shackles of the bearded man, and firmly said: "No!"
Everyone had different expressions when they heard the words, Hu Niu was pleasantly surprised, the fat man glared, and the old man frowned, all said: "Why? No way?"
"I..." Thinking of that day, Yan Wuji blushed and said, "I have a wife!"
"Oh, that's it." The big man took two puffs of his cigarette, and said calmly, "Hey, how old is it? Something! Beard, call the military adviser here, let this brat write a letter of divorce."
Hey!Didn't they say "I'd rather demolish ten temples than destroy a single marriage"?!
The boss? What about the master? Hitting with a stick? How about mandarin ducks!
Yan Wuji was choked by this rascal's behavior, his lips moved for a long time, and he choked out a sentence, "We? We didn't get married."
"What a fart if you're not married!" the bearded man turned back after running half way, cursing.
"No! We? Already... have skin-to-skin relationship. I will never betray him."
Big? The head of the house is a bit disdainful.
What about him? Seeing that Yan Wuji doesn't look like a man with integrity, so what if he has integrity? Will he be a deserter?
It was only Yan Wuji's speech to avoid the competition.
Can't help but look down on him, casually said: "You just went to a kiln? I went whoring once. How big is it? It's a big deal."
Yan Wuji was taken aback.
The world he lived in for the first half of his life was carefully cared for with money and power.
As the most powerful person in the world.Most of the people he met put face above fate, and he also acquiesced to this argument.
Hearing the words of these bandits, he couldn't help being deeply shocked.
"How? Can you say that? Say it!"
The boss interrupted him, "Okay, don't talk about that nonsense. Just say, would you like to compete three times with the fat man?"
"Absolutely impossible!"
Da? The face of the head of the family sank, "Okay, Hu Zi, send him home!"
"Daddy!" Huniu's expression changed, and she almost fainted.
The bearded man pulled out his scimitar without hesitation, and walked towards Yan Wuji? Halfway there, suddenly there was a loud noise!
The ground shook and everyone fell to the ground.
Through the window, Yan Wuji saw all the birds scattered in the mountains and forests, and a giant python at the same height as the mountain poked its head out.
Yan Wuji's pupils contracted.
Brother Yao?
Between lightning and flint, a light and shadow hit the giant python, and the giant python fell towards the valley due to its inertia. The entire ground shook violently from far to near. When the shock wave reached Lianyunzhai, many wooden house beams and columns collapsed , screaming.
In the meeting hall, the tables and chairs drifted, and the beams and columns made cracking sounds.
Fortunately, although the shock wave is big, it is only this wave.
Everyone was horrified, and they all said that they were dead or escaped.
Everyone thought that the shaking just now was due to an earthquake, but only Yan Wuji knew why?
After the giant python fell into the forest, he clearly saw two lights and shadows, rushing from the mountain to the clouds.
Three heavens, above the clouds.
Two men, one black and one white, stood facing each other.
Sima Yao was dressed in black, his black hair was loose, and the demon lines at the end of his eyes were like blood, bright and charming.
"It's kind of interesting. As expected of the newly promoted True Monarch Xuantian, I really underestimated you and let you sneak attack."
There was a bloody cut on his left arm, the blood flowed down the arm, the back of the hand, and dripped from the fingertips, his red lips slightly curled up, "You just said, your name is Shu Liu?"
The man in white named "Shu Liu" took back the magic weapon. He has a handsome face and delicate features, but his brows and eyes are full of alienation that keeps people away from thousands of miles away. His white hair like snow is neatly combed into the hair crown Not leaving a trace of broken hair? Outside, neatly dressed, and the word neat from top to bottom.
"Hmph! Bold? Bold basilisk! Your death is imminent!" A colorful parrot flew to the shoulder of the man in white and became the only decoration on his body.
A golden book floated up in the air, and Shu Liu said coldly, "Viper, you disturbed the world, slaughtered creatures, and committed a great crime in the heaven. I am in charge of the order of the world. Today, I will follow the rules of heaven. , beat you back to your original form, and return to the undead Haisi, do you have any objections?"
"I have no objection." Sima Yao wiped off the blood from the corner of his mouth, and smiled, "However, it depends on whether you have the ability."
"Evil animal! You are so big... ah!" A gust of wind passed by, and the little parrot was hit by the demon blade and fell to the world.
Shu Liu sacrificed his magic weapon and went to meet him?
In the meeting hall of Lianyunzhai, Yan Wuji was lying on the window, staring intently at the two flashing spots of light in the sky.
Everyone in the village has finished resting, and everyone in charge picked up the shredded tobacco that fell on the ground and put it into a half-used pipe.
The subordinates reported that there were no casualties in the cottage, and the damaged house could be repaired without major problems.
Big? The person in charge walked up to Yan Wuji, took a puff of cigarette, "How about this, tell me where your wife is, I'll go right away and kill her."
Yan Wuji looked at the flickering light and shadow in the sky outside the window.
He can't say that his wife is fighting with gods in the sky.
He stared at the head of the family, "If I want to live, I have no other choice, right?"
"Yes."
After thinking about it, Yan Wuji slowly raised his eyes, with a firm light shining in his eyes: "I want to survive."
The head of the family was stared at by that gaze, and his heart skipped a beat. He was obviously greedy for life or afraid of death, but it gave people a sense of responsibility and ambition.
He felt that this kid might not be as cowardly as he thought.
The news of passing the three passes came out, and the village immediately got ready.
The bearded man said to Yan Wuji: "Chicken, don't worry, the first test is more powerful, you will definitely not die. Take advantage of these two days to appreciate the last prosperity of the world."
Yan Wuji also became serious. When he learned that the content of the competition was to carry water across the river, he fell into deep thought as he looked at the heavy bucket.
His purpose is not to win, but to buy time and let Sima Yao know that he is here.
Looking at the light spots jumping up and down in the sky, how can I let Sima Yao know that he is here?
Yan Wuji saw the kitchen.
When the kitchen is on fire, the chimney will emit smoke. If it is not at meal time, it will be obvious!
Yan Wuji sneaked into the kitchen. Ever since he agreed to the competition, he had gained freedom in the cottage, and he entered the kitchen without any effort.
The fire under the stove went out. He put the dry straw into the stove, found the flint, and prepared to start a fire.
Yan Wuji saw a shiitake mushroom fall by his feet, so he picked it up and put it back on the plate.
Unexpectedly, he turned his head to put a firewood, and when he turned around, the mushroom fell at his feet again.
Yan Wuji looked around and picked up the mushrooms again.
The moment the shiitake mushrooms were put back on the plate, the shrunken body suddenly stretched out, with arms and legs stretched out, and said to Yan Wuji, "Xiaolong, don't be afraid, we are here to save you!"
Yan Wuji was stunned for four or five counts, and then let out a cry of "Ahhh!"
Too late!Soon!
He picked up the hatchet on one side and smashed the mushrooms in one go!
Yan Wuji's shout attracted the fat man. The kitchen was his territory. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Yan Wuji smashing a shiitake mushroom with a hatchet, and saw that the empty stove was filled with firewood. Can't help scolding: "What are you doing here?"
"I..." Yan Wuji was still in shock, his mind went blank, and he was suddenly at a loss.
The fat man had a flash of inspiration, "You don't want to cook and eat, come to please the lady! Let me tell you, the lady only likes to eat what I cook?!"
Yan Wuji not only supported his forehead, "I didn't..."
Before he finished speaking, he was carried out by the fat man?
There is a small open space outside the kitchen, and there is a row of weapon racks, mostly hammers, axes and the like.
The most conspicuous among them is the pair of golden double hammers in the center. Judging from the material and size, it weighs at least seventy kilograms.
Fatty is born with supernatural powers and exquisite bones, not to mention Lianyun Village, but looking at the more than [-] villages in Yuchi Mountain, they all have the aura of being a millionaire.
But since Fatty was born, the greatest opponent he has encountered in his life has turned out to be this weak chicken in front of him!
However, he couldn't shoot Yan Wuji to death in an open and aboveboard manner!
How can we not let him become angry from embarrassment!
Did I know it was in the mountains? When I picked up this weak chicken, I should stab it to death and throw it into the ravine?
Yan Wuji discussed: "Brother, that's it. I have an idea and I want to discuss it with you."
"what idea?"
"Well, I can see that you like Miss."
The two-hundred-jin fat man blushed immediately, "You...what did you say?!"
Yan Wuji smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "What's the matter? I'm so shy."
The fat man didn't speak.
Yan Wuji continued: "I want to live, and you want to marry a young lady. There is a way to win both. That is, in three rounds, you let me win one round. This way I won't lose too badly, and you can also marry Miss. To show my sincerity, I will let you win tomorrow's game."
He had a good plan in mind, in terms of strength and strength, how could he compare to this pig, so he might as well use his tricks and win the second riding game, so that no matter what, he could survive until the third game.
But man is not as good as? Heavens, his shrewd calculation made the stubborn fat man fly into a rage!
Be more angry!Someone wants to put water on him?
Or this weak chicken in front of me?
The fat man glared, and picked up the golden double hammers on the weapon rack, his eyes were burning.
"Do you dare to look down on me? Just wait, I will definitely tear this little chick of yours to pieces. Let the lady know, what? You are a real man!"
After speaking, he swung his double hammers and threw them at Yan Wuji?!
Yan Wuji dodged a backflip? He didn't have time to think about what he was doing? When he learned the backflip, he pulled up his legs and started running for his life!
The residence of the second head of the cottage is located on a piece of high ground, and it is rare to build two floors. Through the windows on the second floor, you can see the whole cottage.
Several confidantes surrounded the second master, sitting at the table and eating melon seeds.
"What happened in the imperial court? Something big? I heard from the big? people of the Allied Army. In two days, the general, one of the auxiliary ministers, will come to Yuchi Mountain. His elite cavalry can One counts as ten? It should not be underestimated." The second master knocked on the table and emphasized: "Whether we can get a share of the pie depends on us? Do you move quickly."
Lian Jiazi responded and said, "What is the plan for the second in charge? What will you do?"
The second master spat out the melon seed shells, looked at Yan Wuji who was being chased by the fat man in the open space, and plotted in his eyes, "In a few days' competition, no matter what, let this little thing win. So that the old man The guy put all his energy into marrying his daughter, and waited for the big wedding day..."
The second master slashed his sword, and everyone's expressions were terrified, but they understood.
At this moment, Yan Wuji, in order to avoid the fat man's "chasing and killing", has already jumped from the ground to the eaves, and started flying over the eaves and walls.
The house that had just been affected by the earthquake couldn't support a fat man weighing two hundred catties, and the fat man on the ground swung a pair of hammers, but he had no choice but to give up.
Yan Wuji imitated the sitting posture of a big yellow dog, squatting on the roof, sticking out his tongue at the fat man.
Lian Jiazi, who saw the whole process in his eyes, clasped his fists and said: "Don't worry, the second master, this kid is a paralyzed man, and my subordinates must let him win the whole game."
Yan Wuji squatted on the roof for several hours, and when he finally dared to come down, it was already midnight.
Hungry, he tiptoed back to the house, only to see the fat man sitting by the door, asleep, with a pair of big hammers next to him.
He could only tiptoe back again?
Slipping down in a circle, Yan Wuji hid in the firewood room, threw the straw, looked at the twinkling stars outside the window, and thought: "Brother Yao is so powerful, he beat him all day and night. tired."
He said good night, curled up on the straw and fell asleep.
Yan Wuji was woken up by the smell of meat.
The morning sun was not dazzling, Yan Wuji raised his head and saw a man sitting on the damaged roof of the firewood house, swinging his legs.
The man was in his early twenties, with yellowish and shaggy hair, like a lion cub in the sun.
Yan Wuji recognized him!Immediately upset.
This man wronged him.
When he first came to the cottage, he hadn't reached the point of confinement in the woodshed, but he just needed to help chop firewood and do some chores.
That day Yan Wuji chopped firewood all afternoon, and the tiger's mouth was split.
But when he turned around, the man said that he chopped all the firewood, and that the people in the cottage were defensive and xenophobic, so Yan Wuji was imprisoned.
The little lion threw a meat bun into the firewood room. Yan Wuji didn't want to eat the food of the villain who framed him, but the meat bun was too fragrant.
Like a little hamster, he picked it up and hid in the corner? Eating.
The little lion laughed loudly, "No one will snatch it from you!"
After speaking, he jumped down from the hole in the roof of the firewood house, and sat down beside Yan Wuji.
Yan Wuji turned his back to him, and the little lion smiled, "You are so small, you still get angry after eating my meat buns!"
"I've always been very small!"
Yan Wuji said angrily: "You are lazy, but you wronged me!"
The little lion said: "Why have you been wronged? You have never been wronged because you are so big?"
"Who dares!" Yan Wuji felt angry when he thought of the grievance that day.
"Hey! Who would dare? The spoiled young master can say such a thing!" The little lion picked up a straw and put it in his mouth, not too dirty, "Okay, don't be angry. I'm angry, I heard them say that you want to learn how to ride a horse, how about this, wait? Tomorrow the water carrying competition between you and the fat man is over, brother, I will take you to hunt? and teach you how to ride a horse!"
Hearing about riding a horse, Yan Wuji put his grievances aside, "Really?"
"I lied to you as a puppy!"
"Okay, then I'll trust you once!"
Yan Wuji raised his palms, wanting to high-five the oath.
The little lion slapped his little paw, and said in disgust: "We? Country people don't talk about this, hahaha!"
The first game is coming soon.
The competition venue was set by the river, and the people in the village built a platform upstream.
This river is named Yudai River, which divides Yuchi Mountain into two parts. The upstream of this river is slender and gentle, while the downstream is turbulent. It is one of the three natural dangers of Yuchi Mountain.
Maybe it was in the village? There has been no happy event for a long time. The women? All put on rouge, and the children?
The head of the house spoke dialect on the stage, but Yan Wuji couldn't understand a word. He lowered his head and squeezed his cuffs hidden under the leather jacket.
His obscene clothes, from weaving to cutting and mending, were all made by Sima Yao himself.
Wearing it, it was as if Sima Yao was by his side, giving him endless courage. During these days of exile, other clothes were tattered, and he had changed into the clothes given by the cottage, but this obscene clothes was the only one he couldn't bear to change.
Looking up, two light spots in the sky are still flashing.
Lowering his head, Yan Wuji felt someone watching him, looked around, and saw Huniu.
Huniu shaved off the black hair around her lips and chin, painted pink rouge, and dyed Kodan on her fingers, and wore a half-new calico jacket. She hid in the crowd, looking at Yan Wuji tenderly.
Yan Wuji was ashamed and didn't dare to take it. He turned his head and saw the fat man staring at him with fiery eyes. He could only lean over and look at the river.
There are two shoulder poles by the river, which are filled with river water.
The first game is very simple, as long as you carry a pole, cross the upper river, and send two buckets of water to the opposite bank.
The water upstream was shallow enough to submerge a grown man's calf.
The task is therefore neither dangerous nor difficult.
Whoever has the fastest speed wins the game.
After finishing his opening remarks and the rules of the game, the big head, according to the usual practice, went to the end to express his condolences to the two contestants.
He first went to the fat man's place, patted the fat man's shoulder, and said something in a low voice. The fat man was obviously encouraged, and tears welled up in his eyes.
Yan Wuji guessed blindly that he was going to lose, and was a little absent-minded.
The head of the family came over holding a bong, Yan Wuji scratched his forehead, waiting for him to speak.
The old man smiled all over his face, first waved his hands to the surroundings, and then put his arms around Yan Wuji's shoulders, which seemed to be a thoughtful encouragement to outsiders.
But only Yan Wuji knew that the back of his neck was caught.
He looked at the thin old man in front of him with a pale face, and found that this man could speak with a frozen half smile.
"Stinky boy, I know what you're thinking? I'm the only daughter, and I won't make her sad."
The old man's voice is not loud, but there is a kind of majesty, which makes people's hair stand on end.
A sharp dagger was pressed against Yan Wuji's back.
The old man still smiled and gestured to the surroundings, but he lowered his voice, leaned into Yan Wuji's ear, and said in a muffled voice, "If you dare to lose, I will castrate you!"
The cold rushes to the pores!
Yan Wuji immediately moved his legs together!
The game was about to start, Yan Wuji and the fat man walked to the bucket, when Yan Wuji picked up the pole, the fat man showed him a disdainful smile.
Yan Wuji felt a little strange, but he hadn't been tricked many times, so he didn't react for a while.
The referee raised the flag on the opposite bank!
Game start!
Yan Wuji passed the pole through the rope, then got up to carry the bucket.
When I picked it up, I found something was wrong!
What's wrong with this bucket? It's so much heavier than usual!
Seeing that Yan Wuji couldn't pick left and right, the fat man narrowed his eyes, and a smile of determination was wiped on the corner of his mouth.
mock up!
Just under your bucket, I glued two ten-foot lead weights for you, which weighed 150 kilograms. With the wooden bucket and water, this pole must weigh at least [-] kilograms. How do you choose it? stand up!
Yan Wuji really can't pick it up!
No matter how hard he tried, the bucket remained motionless as if nailed to the ground!
But yesterday, he was afraid of showing his waist during the game, so he already secretly tried it.
Picking two buckets of water like this yesterday is obviously not that heavy!
Why? Today is so heavy?
Yan Wuji looked up at the sky, the two rays of light in the sky were still entangled with each other.
He thought to himself: brother Yao always protects him, now brother Yao is entangled and has no time to be distracted, so he has to work hard by himself?
No matter what? Say, insist on finishing the game.
So? Thinking about it, Yan Wuji bared his teeth and grinned.
at last!
The shoulder pole finally bent slightly, and the two buckets began to lift off the ground!
But just as he was grinding and chattering without even picking up the bucket, the fat man had already? walked out? a short distance away!
Huniu covered her face and wept, the old man's face was gloomy, and the dagger in his hand flashed with silver light!
Yan Wuji immediately sank into his dantian with anger!
Provoked the whole pole!
He took a small step tremblingly!
Grit your teeth!Hold your breath!
Started to move forward slowly!
On the other side, seeing Yan Wuji advancing at a fast pace, the second boss eating melon seeds couldn't stand it anymore, and said to Lian Jiazi: "Look at this small body, he must not be able to win, no, we have to help him, old Hu! "
"Hey! Got it!" After finishing speaking, the bearded man turned into the house, and when he came out again, he held five iron locks in his hand, and brought out five big wolfhounds half the height of a man.
He held a handful of straw in his hand, which was exactly the straw that Yan Wuji used to lay under his body when he was sleeping in the woodshed!
The five wolfhounds got closer and sniffed, and immediately locked on the target in the cottage of 500 people!
The bearded man let go of the chain, and the five wolfhounds shot out like arrows?!
Yan Wuji was still walking slowly, he felt that this was his limit.
Maybe that's what he is? No use...
That's all there is? A little bit of patience...
He wants to cheer for himself, but he also looks down on himself.
Just when he was about to lose his hold and wanted to put down the pole, he suddenly found the crowd screaming at him.
He had already walked halfway across the river, and was a little far away from the crowd. He couldn't hear what they were talking about. He could only see the screaming crowd desperately gesticulating towards one place.
Yan Wuji looked in the direction of the gesture.
He saw five big wolf dogs galloping towards him.
Yan Wuji's eyes gradually became round.
The fat man who had already reached the center of the river couldn't hide his inner joy and hummed a little song. Although there was still a lot of distance from the other side, the victory this time was bound to be his.
Thinking of this, the burden on his shoulders became more and more relaxed, and his steps became more and more slow.
At this moment, Fatty suddenly heard a howling cry from behind his ears!
Before he had time to turn around, he saw a figure flying past him!
The pole carried by the man collided with his, and the fat man was picked up by inertia, and he turned around twice on the spot.
When turning around, what? Something? Sprinted past him, causing him to turn twice.
Wait? The fat man opened his eyes and regained his senses.
I saw Yan Wuji carrying a pole and flying out while drenching the river, as if he had learned how to float on water.
Five wolfhounds chased after him.
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