After losing my memory, I became a group pet

Gu Feizhou had a complicated expression, "So Sima will go crazy this time? Well, this is the reason."

"What's wrong with brother Yao?" Yan Wuji grabbed Gu Feizhou's hand, "I saw him in the mountains before. Someone flew in the air and beat him. Later, they went to the sky together and fought several times. God, at first I could see them, then I couldn't see them. What's the matter?"

"Zhennu, we didn't expect things to turn out like this. Anyway? It's important that I take you out first. We can talk about other things after you and Xing'er have a round." Gu Feizhou apologized slightly, " I will ask them to suspend the establishment of a new emperor."

There was a burst of moaning and sighing in the cafeteria. The bandits drank some bad rice wine and became distressed? When bandits have no wives.

Gu Feizhou's eyes lit up, and he patted Yan Wuji's shoulder, "Your Majesty, go back and have a good rest, and leave the next thing to your servants to do."

Yan Wuji was inexplicably relieved.

The next second, Gu Feizhou suddenly burst into tears.

Yan Wuji was stunned.

Just listen to Gu Feizhou crying to the bandits in the house——

"You don't have a daughter-in-law, I have a daughter-in-law, but what if I have a daughter-in-law? It's hard! Life is hard!" Gu Feizhou beat his chest and stamped his feet, as if he had experienced a tragedy in the world, "There is never a day when I wish I didn't have a wife!"

The bandits were stunned for a moment, half-believing.

Someone asked: "Is it okay to have a daughter-in-law?"

"Good? How can it be good?" Gu Feizhou whimpered, "I don't have a day when I don't envy those of you who don't have wives."

"What? People with daughter-in-laws can envy bachelors like us?" The bandits were dumbfounded, and they were all curious.

"Why?"

Gu Feizhou successfully caught the fish, squeezed out two tears, and burst out: "My wife...he has a mother's beard! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!"

As soon as this statement came out, everyone was shocked!

"Wu... beard? Are you sure it's beard, not fluff?"

"It must be a beard! He shaves with my razor every day! That beard grows faster than I do!"

Everyone's eyes widened, comparable to copper bells!

Huniu just have a circle of black hair, but is there any woman in this world who really has a beard?

The three views of the bandits were completely shocked...

The bandits who were drinking and chatting gave up their seats one after another. Gu Feizhou helped him up like a family member? Gu Feizhou comforted him: "Brother, let's not cry, man, don't flick your tears easily. Come... sit here , Tell my brothers? Tell me, what is going on here."

Gu Feizhou wiped away his tears, and deliberately shook his ankle. The chain on which it was tied jingled, and the bearded man said angrily, "Mazi! Where's your key? Quickly release it, brother."

A big bug appeared in the crowd, took out the key and untied Gu Feizhou.

Gu Feizhou deliberately slowed down, sniffed, took a sip of the wine on the side, and the bandit immediately filled him up.

There were peanuts on the table, Gu Feizhou waved his right hand, put his left hand into his mouth, "All? It's evil fate, evil fate!"

The bandits became even more curious, "Brother, it's not enough. With your beauty, how can you marry a wife with a beard?"

Gu Feizhou knocked on the bowl, just like the storyteller under the bridge that day started.

"My parents were farmers in Ludi. They were honest and dutiful. They saved up silver taels for my education. Master said that my kung fu has matured. If I go to high school, I will have a bright future."

The bandits were envious, "Oh! It turns out that you can read! Now that you have mastered kung fu, why didn't you become an official?"

Yan Wuji was quite speechless, thinking to himself, "You've already achieved the position of the left minister, and you're also serving as the assistant minister. Isn't this a promising future? Even the emperor wants to listen What do you say? Make irresponsible remarks, why are you crying and complaining?"

Gu Feizhou skillfully picked up the chopsticks, took a sip of the side dish, drank some wine, and talked about it.

"Who knew that when I went to Beijing to rush for the exam, I was caught by Yasha, who was out on a lake, and wanted to marry me. I refused, so he threatened my parents' lives. His family is quite powerful. I thought about it." The kindness of parental upbringing is only to be able to enter his family, and to lose a child to him... er, err."

Yan Wuji put his hands into his sleeves, his eyes were so narrowed that he couldn't open them, he thought to himself, isn't he and Weixinghu childhood sweethearts, childhood sweethearts, never leave their husbands and wives, and never leave their weights?How did it become a plunder?How about nonsense here?

But bandits love to hear it!

"Oh!" The bearded man slapped his thigh, "And then?"

Gu Feizhou touched his stomach, and the stomach let out a "grunt" as if he could act.

A plate of pig's trotters was immediately pushed to Gu Feizhou's eyes.

Yan Wuji stared straight at the plate of pig's trotters, and the buns in his hand immediately became stale.

After the fat man died, there was a lot less meat in the village? The new cook is a lazy man, and he seldom cooks big dishes.

And at this moment, Gu Feizhou picked up a pig's trotter with peace of mind in full view of everyone!

"Later, I thought about the one-night couple Bai Rien. If he has a beard, he must have a beard, and if he has leg hair, he must have leg hair. I will live with him."

The bandits gave thumbs up one after another, "Brother! What a man!"

Yan Wuji was taken aback, is this a good man?

Gu Feizhou's daughter-in-law is the general Wei Xinghu among the auxiliary ministers, not to mention his body with the back of a monkey and the waist of a wasp. He is a man alone, how could he not have a beard?

Then there is Adam's apple!

Yan Wuji didn't understand, what's so strange about this?

He didn't know that Gu Feizhou used this to arouse everyone's curiosity and misunderstanding.

And gossip and gloating are inferior preferences engraved in the bones of human beings.

Gu Feizhou covered his face and began to cry, "But I didn't expect...not only does he have a beard...but also? You want to make out with me... blah blah."

The bandits heard it all? It was hard not to empathize.

Yan Wuji was puzzled, the barracks are located near the quarry, there is no forest, training in the sun for a day, can you not sweat all over?Why are you about to cry?

He saw Gu Feizhou stealing a pig's trotter while covering his face, only to realize that half of the pig's trotter was left on the plate!

Gu Feizhou hiccupped and took a sip of wine, "I think he likes me, and he has no objection, but every morning, he kicks me out of bed and asks me to cook breakfast..."

"Oh! It's natural to order your husband around! You have been bullied like this all the time?"

Gu Feizhou shook his head, "No way, his family is powerful, what can I do? I grit my teeth and swallow it in my stomach... Every time he wants to make out with me, he has to let me eat Happy Powder, otherwise he will die. Dislike me, say? I can't."

"How can men not do it!" The bandits were filled with righteous indignation!

Gu Feizhou sighed, "Every time I want to seek death, I am afraid that I will miss my parents' lives, so I went to the battlefield, thinking that instead of suffering all the humiliation, I might as well die happily."

Yan Wuji couldn't speak, he hated that he didn't have something to record Gu Feizhou's words, otherwise the satellite lake would have blown his skull away.He murmured in his heart, next time he sees Satellite Lake, he must expose what Gu Feizhou said.

The curly bearded man said angrily: "Brother, don't you cry, it's all over! From now on, we will be a family in the village, you will hang out with the second master, we will take care of your food and drink, and you don't have to be so useless anymore. When we join the allied forces, attack the imperial army, and enter Chang'an, then we will all be princes of ten thousand households, eat delicious food and drink spicy food all our lives, and be happy like gods!"

Gu Feizhou looked delighted, and raised his wine glass, "Then I'll toast my brother! But..." He showed embarrassment, and said tactfully: "But I'm just a humble captive, the second-in-command hero is peerless, and I can look up to you Me?"

"It's all right! You can write, and you just happen to be a military adviser to plan and plan." The bearded man leaned into his ear and said: "When the time comes, I will go to the village to intercept the imperial court's grain road and take you with me. This will be considered a meritorious service for you!"

A light flashed in Gu Feizhou's eyes, my good fellow, it turns out that what you want is not a magical campfire | weapon, but food and grass for the winter.It seems that these mobs are not all of one mind.

Yan Wuji, who was sitting on the threshold, watched Gu Feizhou as fast as lightning, mingling with these bandits?

He opened his mouth and didn't speak for a long time? No words came out.

He looked at Gu Feizhou's coquettish operation, and he didn't understand why? He could play like this.

After thinking for a long time, there are fewer and fewer pig's trotters on the table.

Yan Wuji's heart thumped, he patted the table and said, "Me! My wife also has a beard!"

These words were like a clap of thunder on the ground, exploding among the bandits.

The bandits, who were drinking and celebrating, couldn't help but all looked at Yan Wuji when they heard this movement.

The bearded man frowned, "Aren't you and your daughter-in-law on good terms? Why do you have beards?"

The bandits nodded one after another, and Mazi said, "You don't know how to play matryoshka with us, do you?"

At this time, Gu Feizhou had already grabbed the third last pig's trotter and began to gnaw on it.

Yan Wuji puffed up his chest, "What are you doing lying to? I have a good relationship with him. Is there a certain relationship between whether he has a beard or not?"

A bandit retched, "You have a strong taste..."

"Go! Listen to this kid's nonsense?" The bearded man crossed his arms, looked at Yan Wuji and said, "Since you said? Your daughter-in-law has a beard, then you say? Say? What does your daughter-in-law smell like? Could it be pickled cabbage? taste?"

"Then how can it be!" Yan Wuji retorted, "My daughter-in-law is very fragrant!"

After speaking, he stretched out his hand to grab the pig's trotters, stuck a knife into the table, and the bearded man said in a deep voice, "Can you make it clear."

Yan Wuji could only put his hand back, remembering what happened that night, his cheeks flushed visibly with the naked eye.

He scratched his head and said shyly: "I thought it was the scent on his clothes. That night, I took off his clothes and smelled it. It turned out that even without clothes, his body still smells fragrant. Hehe, how can we kiss?" All? Kissing is not enough."

All the bandits raised their eyebrows one after another, and the "hey hey" sounded like a knife piercing the hearts of the bachelors.

Mazi said: "So? Your daughter-in-law doesn't smell of sauerkraut, but fragrant?"

Gu Feizhou, who was eating pig's trotters, rolled his eyes and gave Yan Wuji a silent look.

Yan Wuji didn't notice the changing atmosphere in the air at all, Xianbao said: "Yes, just like Youlan, it's a clear and elegant fragrance."

The bearded man raised his forehead into a cross, "Then your wife will kick you out of bed? Waiting for you to make breakfast?"

"Of course not." Yan Wuji shook his head, "Usually he told me to sleep a little longer, then got up to prepare for an early breakfast, brought it to my bed, washed me and then fed me."

A bandit's tone changed, "Your wife feeds you breakfast?"

Yan Wuji spread his hands, and said as a matter of course, "Isn't this normal?"

"Then your daughter-in-law will despise you, say? You can't do it?"

"Why do you dislike me?" Yan Wuji showed an incomprehensible expression, "It's too late for my daughter-in-law to like me. He can't wait to hook me with his feet every day to prevent me from getting out of bed. He cried and called me Name, keep asking for it. If I get angry, he will still coax me? It’s too late, how could he dislike me? "

The faces of the bandits became more and more gloomy.

"So?... Your daughter-in-law is fragrant. She will cook you breakfast, bring it to your bed to feed you, wipe your face, and cling to you and can't leave you. When you get angry, you can't help wanting Coax you?"

"Yes."

In the air? There was a strong sour smell.

Like vinegar, like lemon, like a jealous heart exposed to the air!

Mazi snorted coldly and said, "Hmph! You have such a good looks, and you have money in your family. Isn't it easy to find someone who sells the goods? If we are so rich, then we won't let them go In the eyes."

When the bandits heard the words, they remembered that Yan Wuji was favored by Huniu because of his face, so he survived.Feeling comforted in my heart, the tense expression on my face eased a little.

"A family with a few thousand acres of land is considered a small family?" Yan Wuji had no idea, "How could it be ugly? My wife is the most beautiful person in the world. Otherwise, how could I be so ugly when I first saw him? Did he steal your heart?"

what!This……

Several!thousand!mu!land? ? ?

long!have to!good!look? ? ?

There was a deathly silence in the cafeteria.

Just heard a "snap", a bowl was thrown on the ground forcefully and smashed to pieces.

"Fart! This kind of body beauty can have a beard!"

Mazi opened his red eyes and waved his hands: "Brothers! This kid dares to mock us for not having a wife! Beat him up!"

The bandits threw bowls one after another, swarmed up, pressed Yan Wuji to the ground and beat him up.

Yan Wuji: "No! No! Help!"

Gu Feizhou on one side finished eating the last pig's trotter and was picking his teeth with a toothpick, hiding his merit and fame.

Same thing, different effect.

Ah, maybe this is ability.

Yan Wuji: No!You are shameless!

Yan Wuji was beaten, but he didn't eat the pig's trotter, so he limped back to the room.

He is really a little unlucky...

The room was empty, and the little lion was not there. He was often absent, and he didn't know what to do. Yan Wuji had encountered it many times, so he didn't take it to heart.

Sitting on the bed, Yan Wuji opened his clothes and took a look. Those bandits' strikes were not serious at first, and many places on his body were bruised and purple, which was worse than when he was thrown by Lu. .

Still? A few places were broken, Yan Wuji licked the wound.

Most of the wound medicines in the cottage are inferior, only the bottle of gold sore medicine in the big head's room can be used.

But Yan Wuji didn't need these things, he immediately fell asleep on the bed, closed his eyes, and waited for the elves to help him recover from his injuries.

The moon was high, but the elves didn't appear? Yan Wuji's lips were dry, and his body was in great pain when he moved.

At this time, there was a slight swaying sound from the window. He thought it was the wind blowing. He raised his head and saw a black shadow coming in. Yan Wuji immediately drew out his dagger and entered a defensive posture.

"who is it?"

Gu Feizhou heard the sound of the dagger piercing the air, and turned around to avoid it.

"it's me."

"Why are you here?" Yan Wuji put away the dagger and put it back in his boots.Gu Feizhou was a little surprised and said admiringly: "The little guy is still reacting very fast now, not bad, he can save his life a little bit."

Seeing Gu Feizhou's relaxed appearance, Yan Wuji said in shock, "Where are the chains on your body?"

Although Gu Feizhou had entered the interior, the chains would not be removed without the consent of the two masters. After all, he was still a prisoner, but the chains weighed thirty to forty catties, how did he break free?

"That thing? Can it lock me too?"

Listening to his calm tone, Yan Wuji couldn't help thinking: His left minister is really so powerful that he is actually a locksmith.

Gu Feizhou walked to the bed, looked at Yan Wuji left and right, and said with concern: "Where is the injury? Show me."

Yan Wuji pointed to several big bruises, "There is no medicine here."

Gu Feizhou looked at those bruises, and frowned, "I've been messing around all day long, and I don't know the severity. I told you to stop talking. What are you doing?" He took out a bottle of wound medicine and gently wiped Yan Wuji's face.

"Hey! This is not the bottle in the head's room..."

Gu Feizhou said with distaste: "Don't be chattering, you're already at this age, so be careful."

Yan Wuji didn't say anything after receiving such a training.

His left hand is not only a locksmith, but also a gentleman on the beam, a storyteller... I really don't know how many things are hidden from him.

Gu Feizhou helped him apply the medicine, "Does it still hurt? Just say it hurts, I'll take it easy."

Yan Wuji shook his head, "You still call me the emperor during the day, and you don't give me face at night."

Gu Feizhou smiled, "Your Majesty, you have to earn face yourself. As a subject, you have to listen to the emperor in name. But as an emperor, you must always have ways and means to suppress your subjects. Do you have any?" ?”

"You didn't teach me!"

"This thing? It can only be understood, but it can't be conveyed in words." Gu Feizhou sighed, "In your previous life, you didn't talk? You just looked at us. No one would dare not listen to you."

Yan Wuji was full of curiosity, "I heard the little maids chattering, saying that you and Satellite Lake were reborn, is it true?"

Gu Feizhou smiled, and put away Jinchuang Medicine, "Yes. We were reborn with memories, and felt that you are gentle and virtuous, and have the potential to be a wise king. But we didn't expect that in this life, you will grow up carefree , but made you into a heartless look."

Yan Wuji sighed, "You and Weixing Lake are reborn, brother Yao is a thousand-year-old snake demon, Master Shen is destined to be a fairy, all of you are so powerful, but me, what? Nothing? Nothing..."

Before, there were mountain elves to help heal the wounds, but now there is not even a talking mushroom.

"Okay, don't say? Those things are gone. Zhen Nu, you must remember what I said next."

Gu Feizhou said earnestly: "I have already inquired about it. Tomorrow night, there will be a big event in the stockade. At that time, I will set fires in several places. You will sneak into the fire-fighting team, and then escape to the big locust tree while taking advantage of the chaos. Over there in the back haystack."

"I will dig a dog hole, and then you can get out and flee south along the stream. Remember, unless you encounter the Shangjiang Satellite Lake, don't let anyone discover you."

Yan Wuji listened to a lot, and found that he was the only one who escaped in this plan, "Then... what about you?"

Gu Feizhou smiled faintly, and patted Yan Wuji on the head, "Take care of yourself! Little fool!"

After speaking, he took out a greased paper bag from his pocket and opened it to find a pig's trotter.

Yan Wuji was shocked, "What? When did you get along?"

Gu Feizhou threw it away in disgust, and said arrogantly: "If you like it, eat it or not!"

"Eat!" Yan Wuji happily gnawed on the pig's trotter.