After losing my memory, I became a group pet

"What!" Yan Wuji paused for a moment, speechless for a while.

"I... scum brother Yao?"

Yan Wuji frowned slightly, looked at the two people in front of him, and said cautiously: "This is impossible."

Gu Feizhou saluted and said, "Your Majesty, do you think Mr. Sima... looks good?"

this……

A blush smeared the corners of Yan Wuji's eyes, and he touched his nose, "Perhaps... he is seven or eight percent handsome."

"Your Majesty, if you look good, you look good. If you don't look good, you don't look good. There are so many twists and turns. Aesthetics are very unique."

This……

Yan Wuji didn't know how, but the carcass he saw in the bathtub that day came to mind.

He blushed, nodded and said, "It's still pretty."

With a "pop", Weixinghu suddenly clapped his hands, which startled Yan Wuji!

"Your Majesty, do you know what this is called?"

Yan Wuji clutched his chest and said in a panic, "What... what?"

Satellite Lake said: "This is called..."

Gu Feizhou said: "Beauty is in the eyes of lovers!"

"What?" Yan Wuji's face was too contorted, and even his voice changed, "Isn't it true that he was Xi Shi?"

"Hey!" Satellite Lake dragged out his tone and shook his fingers meaningfully, "Your Majesty, you don't know about that."

Yan Wuji was confused, "I don't know what?"

Satellite Lake said: "Flying boat, get on."

Gu Feizhou said: "Your Majesty, please wait with me."

The three of them moved to a spice shop.

The business of the spice shop is booming, the crowd is bustling, and three kinds of spices are sold in the shop.

The basic model is priced at ten cents.

The advanced model costs [-] cents.

The deluxe version costs one tael.

After covering the names of the three spices, Gu Feizhou gave them to Yan Wuji, "Your Majesty, which flavor do you like the most?"

Yan Wuji smelled it, and one of the scents was captivating and long-lasting, so he immediately chose it.

The curtain is removed, and it's the deluxe version of Spice.

Yan Wuji jumped up happily and clapped his hands repeatedly, "I'm still very good!"

Pick the best at once!

Unexpectedly, the two people on the opposite side showed a distressed expression, and Yan Wuji was full of confusion, "What's your reaction, isn't it good to choose the expensive one?"

Gu Feizhou said: "Your Majesty, do you know what this means?"

"Indicate what?"

Satellite Lake put Yan Wuji's shoulders on his shoulders, and said sadly: "Your Majesty, this shows that you have strange tastes and are different from ordinary people."

Gu Feizhou suddenly pointed to the queue at the door of the store and said: "Your Majesty, almost everyone will choose the basic model! Why, you want to be different from everyone else?"

Yan Wuji was dumbfounded, and said in horror: "That one sells well, isn't it because it's the cheapest?"

"Hey..." Satellite Lake shook his finger again, "Your Majesty, do you know what this means?"

Yan Wuji was dumbfounded.

Gu Feizhou immediately spoke up, "Your Majesty, the classics will last forever! It is because of the large sales that they can be mass-produced, and the price has finally been lowered. But what you like, no one buys it, no one likes it, so the price cannot be lowered." .”

After Gu Feizhou finished speaking, he gave Satellite Lake a high five.

"Really?" Yan Wuji was dizzy, but he still resisted: "It's impossible. Wait a minute, it's messed up." Yan Wuji covered his head and turned around twice, "Wait a minute, is there any necessary connection between what you said and the question I asked you?"

"Of course!" the two said in unison.

Yan Wuji spread his hands, "What is that?"

"This shows that the emperor has peculiar taste."

Yan Wuji didn't understand, "Wait a minute! Even if I have strange tastes, so what?"

Gu Feizhou said: "So, Your Majesty, it is precisely because of your peculiar taste that you fell in love with Sima Yao, and then scumbed him."

Yan Wuji couldn't figure it out, he faintly felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong, and finally he could only turn into a doubtful "really?".

"Of course!" The two said in unison again.

Gu Feizhou pointed to the skewer stalls on the street, "Your Majesty, it's getting late, let's chat while eating."

The three of them moved to the Chuan Chuan stall again.

Mutton skewers and beef skewers were brought up, but Yan Wuji looked at the delicious meat but dared not take it, for fear that the two people would say that he had strange taste, and they would accuse him of all crimes.

There was a wine bowl on the table, Yan Wuji picked it up and secretly took a sip.He sneaked a glance at the two people, and saw that they were gnawing on the skewers, eating in full swing.

Yan Wuji narrowed his eyes, "You say I scum brother Yao, that's impossible...unless you explain clearly, how did I scum him?"

Ah, the fledgling questioning skills.

The two old fried dough sticks on the opposite side didn't bring any food.

Gu Feizhou poked Weixinghu's arm, "The emperor asked you, tell me quickly."

Weixinghu wiped his mouth, and began to talk wildly: "Your Majesty, it's like this. You can do almost what ordinary scumbags do."

"Impossible!" Yan Wuji said anxiously: "I am the Ninth Five-Year Supreme, as for doing those shameless things like ordinary scumbags?"

"Your Majesty, generally speaking, there is no necessary connection between a scumbag and his identity, but you can tell me what you think most scumbags do, and I will wait for you to check and fill in the gaps."

Those tragic words suddenly appeared in Yan Wuji's mind, and he bit his finger in fear, "Could it be... that he started messing around and ended up giving up?"

Satellite Lake slapped the table with a "snap", and the wooden table was crumbling.

The stall owner scolded: "Hey! If you break the table, you have to pay for it!"

Xingxinghu said: "Your Majesty, what you said is too right. Isn't it just a mess from beginning to end!"

Yan Wuji's heart sank, and he held the wine bowl in his hand in fear, and began to suck it little by little.

Satellite Lake seemed to have turned on some kind of switch, and said incessantly: "Speaking of the past between you and Sima Yao, those who heard it were really sad, and those who heard it were in tears. It was a dark and windy night of the month. Take it by force! Let him commit himself to you..."

Yan Wuji remembered that he wanted to sleep with someone the day before, so he lowered his head in shame...

"Later, he fell in love with you, but was abandoned by you. In order to save your heart, he shed blood, tears, sweat, and miscarriage for you..."

"puff!"

Yan Wuji was drinking, when he heard the word "abortion", he spit out all of it!

Not only Yan Wuji sprayed wine, even Gu Feizhou sprayed wine too!

Yan Wuji threw the wine bowl, jumped up and said, "What nonsense are you talking about! How can a man have a miscarriage? Do you think I'm a fool! I tell you, I'm smart!" He pointed at Gu Feizhou and said, "Why do you Did you spray it too? Don’t you know? You teamed up to deceive me! Well, this is the crime of deceiving the emperor!”

The Chuan Chuan stall owner scolded: "Hey! If the wine bowl falls, you will have to pay for it!"

Gu Feizhou hurriedly turned his head back, "I will pay you, and I will lose you a penny."

The next moment, Gu Feizhou's expression changed, he looked very painful, and said as if he was constipated: "Your Majesty, we didn't lie to you."

"Then why..." Yan Wuji pointed to the satellite lake, and saw that the man immediately lowered his head and ate skewers.

Putting one hand on Yan Wuji's fingers, "Your Majesty, come and sit down, I will tell you slowly."

Gu Feizhou looked disappointed, and said earnestly: "Your Majesty, the minister will be shocked because, I really didn't expect that this guy would actually tell about Sima's miscarriage!" After finishing speaking, Gu Feizhou covered his face, as if to The appearance of crying.

Yan Wuji was stunned by his sympathetic look.

"What?" His voice changed again, but Gu Feizhou's appearance was so real that he couldn't be sure, "What's the mess, please tell me clearly."

"Your Majesty." Gu Feizhou pressed Yan Wuji's hand, "Actually, the root of the problem is that you made his stomach big."

Yan Wuji pointed at himself in horror, dumbfounded and speechless.

"If you don't make his belly bigger, he won't have a miscarriage, and he won't deliberately hide it because he's afraid you will be sad."

Satellite Lake patted the table, "Yes! That's right! Just because he was afraid you would be sad, Sima came to find us and asked us to hide the truth."

Yan Wuji had already forgotten that the root of his question was "how can a man get pregnant", and turned to: "Really?"

"of course it's true."

"But……"

Gu Feizhou nodded and said: "Your Majesty, Sima is a cultivator of immortals, everything is possible, so don't make a fuss."

Yan Wuji was taken aback, "Brother Yao is a cultivator? Does he know magic spells?"

Satellite Lake slapped the table again, and the square table collapsed immediately, "Your Majesty, I've had a miscarriage for you! Why don't you care about him so much!"

Yan Wuji bit his finger in fear, feeling ashamed!

The skewer stall owner took the mutton skewers and scolded: "Hey! If the table is broken, you have to pay for it!"

"Your Majesty, in order to make up for your sins, you must..."

Yan Wuji didn't wait for Gu Feizhou to finish speaking, "swish" stood up suddenly, "No, I'm going to ask brother Yao clearly what's going on!"

Before he could go out, he was held down by two people and sat down.

Weixinghu frowned and said: "Your Majesty, this matter is over, if you bring it up again, isn't this exposing a scar?"

Gu Feizhou nodded: "Your Majesty, you should not give Sima another pain."

"This...unexpected...I actually did that kind of thing..."

Yan Wuji's eyes were already flushed, he stared at Gu Feizhou for a while, then suddenly took Gu Feizhou's hand, and said earnestly: "Gu Aiqing, I think you are also very good-looking, so... have I ever scumbag you? "

A bear's paw was waving on the back of Yan Wuji's hand, and Wei Xinghu scolded: "Hey! What are you doing! Don't touch it!"

Gu Feizhou said: "Your Majesty, don't underestimate yourself, you are not like that kind of pig."

Yan Wuji nodded, "That's right, I don't necessarily have to be scumbags with two auxiliary ministers." He was convinced of it.

After eating the skewers, Yan Wuji paid for the wine bowl, the wooden table, and the barbecue, and finally thanked the two of them.

At night, Yan Wuji tossed and turned sleeplessly. On the one hand, he still didn't want to believe that he was a scumbag; on the other hand, he seemed to feel that he was a scumbag.

After thinking about it, he couldn't let go, so he ran out of the arched door to Sima's mansion overnight, kicked open the door of Sima Yao's room, and went straight to the bed.

Sima Yao was sleeping soundly, but saw Yan Wuji rushing towards him covered in thick dew, hugged him into his arms, and cried, "Brother Yao, did I do many things to sorry you in the past?"

Sima Yao was taken aback, thinking: What happened to this child today?How stupid?

But he is no longer the former Sima Yao, and his superb fishing skills are displayed at this moment.

I saw Sima Yao gently break free from Yan Wuji's arms, and said softly and slightly sadly: "Your Majesty, let the past things pass by."

Yan Wuji's eyes paused slightly, and his heart skipped a beat.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-07-1420:36:47~2021-07-1520:15:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Qiuzi;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of Qiuzi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!