Her black moonlight [quick wear]
Chapter 83
1 is bigger than 2?
Ok……
You really can't play cards! !
The complaints in the heart of the ashes can almost refresh the screen, even if she is such an eloquent person, she is at a loss for words at this time.The same is true for fried rice with eggs, holding the cards in his hand with a dull face, opening and closing his mouth, not knowing what to say.
Yin Mang was stunned for a while, then closed the two ghosts in his hand, and said with a smile, "No, I'm sorry."
Yue Yu heaved a sigh of relief, threw away the remaining single card, and said happily with restraint: "I won!"
Yin Mang applauded immediately, blowing rainbow fart without hesitation.
Ashes: "...do you have any joke cards?"
Egg Fried Rice: "No, how about you?"
Ashes: "Me neither."
The two looked at each other in silence, and finally looked at the smiling Yin Mang at the same time.
Ashes: "It's bad luck to play cards with couples!"
Egg Fried Rice: "Bah, dogs don't even play with lovers."
After the joy was over, Yue Yu remembered the movement just now, stood up in doubt, and looked in Ye Ao's direction: "Did something happen over there?"
Yin Mang nodded: "The shark ate number ten."
A question mark appeared on Yue Yu's head: "Where did the shark come from? When we were walking before, we didn't see any sharks around?"
Yin Mang has figured out his thoughts this time, and replied after deliberation: "This may be the mechanism of the game, which cannot be explained by common sense."
Yue Yu looked around the deserted island, thinking of the evil program group asking them to hold a party here, he nodded suddenly: "Indeed."
Having said this, the four of them put away their playing cards and went to the beach where the accident happened.
The shallow water is clear and blue, like sapphire when it is calm, and white waves when the tide rises. It is another beautiful scenery. No matter who asks to see it, it is absolutely impossible to see a shark suddenly appearing from the bottom.
"Before the shark appeared, No. [-] was drinking sea water." Ye Ao's voice sounded in the crowd, with a bit of speechlessness: "This may be a trap deliberately set by the program group. As long as we don't drink it, we won't be hooked."
Everyone nodded, before they had time to speak, No. [-] interrupted and said, "You are so smart, do you want to fall in love with me?"
The eyes of Yue Yu and the others drifted to their side in an instant, and their ears were all pricked up.
Ye Ao twitched the corners of his mouth, glared at them, and didn't answer No. [-] immediately, but took her to the shade of a tree, as if he wanted to say something he didn't want them to hear.
Ashes: "Tsk, a big man is still so hard to let go, not even Yin Mang."
Yin Mang: "?"
Egg Fried Rice: "Speaking of which, No. [-] is really brave. When her partner died on the front foot, she started hooking up with Master Ao on the back foot."
Ashes: "I'm different, I started looking for another family before you died."
Egg Fried Rice: "???"
Withdrawing his gaze from No. [-], Yue Yu stopped paying attention to the movement of the male protagonist, but asked the ashes, "Do you still play cards?"
Bone *unlucky* gray: "... play."
Dogs don't even play *egg fried rice: "Hey, bring me one."
The four walked around, then went back to continue drawing cards.
Because of being next to the thigh, the ashes and the others were lucky to get a bottle of water from Yueyu when they were thirsty.
The rest of the people were not so lucky. Later, they lay dying under the tree, watching the coconuts dangling on their heads, wishing to use their eyes as blades to let the coconuts fall.
In the "warm party" mentioned by the program group, in the end, only Yue Yu and the others had a relaxed and comfortable life. With the sea breeze blowing away the heat, you can overlook the sea view as soon as you look up. Occasionally, you will be dazed, which really gives you the illusion of vacation.
As for the rest of the players... probably holding the script of the doomsday movie, all of them lay dead.
Time passed, after the last game of cards was played, a white light flashed in front of Yue Yu's eyes, and when he blinked again, he found himself back on the stage.
The body temperature returned to normal, and the slightly sticky skin became refreshed. Surprisingly, the bow-knot hairpin pinned to the back of her head was still inserted into her head neatly.
Yue Yu raised his hand and caressed, feeling strange in his heart, and the broadcast sounded: "Welcome to the end of the date, all guests! The tragic experience of guest No. [-] has made us deeply sympathetic, and it has also made us curious--Excuse me, guest No. [-], would you Do you want to form a new couple with No. [-]?"
A strange color flashed across Ye Ao's eyes, and he nodded calmly: "Yes."
Number Nine sat on a chair, his smile deepening.
"Wow, good! Let's congratulate the new couple on their tie!" the broadcaster said something funny, and then re-said: "Today's vote count is over, let's look at the ranking!"
"No.5: "Guest No. [-] and the guest No. [-] who died, the evaluation of the audience is--No. . "
Ye Ao's cheeks twitched, his chest heaved and heaved, and he was almost pissed off by the vicious audience.
"No.4: Guest No. [-] and the dead guest No. [-]: The evaluation of the audience is--No. [-] suffered from being uneducated, how can you drink the sea water, but his way of death is really interesting. In the future, shark fishing I will refer to it as appropriate at the appropriate time.”
Yue Yu: "?!"
Can sharks be caught too?
"No.3: Guest No. [-] and Guest No. [-]. The comments from the audience are that they are still alive. It's really interesting. They shouldn't come to the dating show, they should go to the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds next door."
No. [-] and No. [-] smiled shyly, their expressions didn't change much, they were lying flat and cursing like salted fish.
"No.2: Guests No. [-] and No. [-]!"
Egg Fried Rice: "I knew we couldn't compete with Yin Mang and the others."
Ashes: "You are the one who refuses to cooperate with my business! If you are obedient and follow me to fire CP, how can we be second every day?"
Egg Fried Rice: "That's why you stole my joke card?"
The broadcast cheerfully interrupted the mutual quarrel between the two: "The evaluation of the audience is that the sense of love is insufficient, and the degree of humor is full. Not only is it a good partner for cross talk, but it even smells exactly the same."
Ashes: "Heh, what is so fragrant, it's all my conspiracy to survive!"
Egg Fried Rice: "No problem, dogs don't play with lovers."
"Finally, No.1! Players No. [-] and No. [-]!" The broadcaster raised his voice and praised: "The audience's evaluation is very enthusiastic-the first kiss! What did I see, there is actually a kiss scene! It's still a romantic first kiss by the sea! awsl , Three days and two nights is still too short, can the program group continue to broadcast until they wear wedding dresses!!"
The faces of the players changed, and Yin Mang throbbed slightly when he remembered the scene of the kiss.
Yue Yu...
Her eyes wandered, and she always felt that she had accidentally deceived everyone.
——Including the person involved, Yin Mang.
"No. [-] and No. [-] are still able to sleep peacefully tonight. Let us congratulate them!" On the day of holding hands and leaving, I hope all the guests... everything goes well."
After the end sound fell, the radio laughed twice, which made people feel extremely uncomfortable.
Ye Ao frowned, feeling vaguely uneasy in his heart, but he couldn't find the source.
Out of ten people, there are three ghosts, Yin Mang and Yue Yu occupy two, and although the last one is hidden, the behavior of the other party is still different from that of human beings. After careful observation, Ye Ao thinks that his guess is close to ten.
That being the case...
Why did he still feel like he was missing something?
Ye Ao couldn't figure it out, and became more restless after entering the hotel room, so he simply opened the door and came out, intending to go to the window at the end of the corridor to enjoy the scenery.
As a result, as soon as he leaned out half of his body, he found that the seat by the window was occupied.
Yin Mang and Yue Yu were talking there in a good mood, and while they were talking, Yin Mang raised his hand and brushed a strand of Yue Yu's long hair, touched it from the root to the end, and finally kissed it.
Ye Ao: "?"
After letting down his hair, Yin Mang lifted up his hair politely and gestured to Yue Yu.
Yue Yu shook his head.
Yin Mang smiled, approached her suddenly, and pecked her alluring red lips.
Yue Yu opened his peach blossom eyes slightly, and before he had time to raise his small fist, Yin Mang tapped his lips with his finger, with a generous look of 'I'll kiss you back'.
Ye Ao: "??"
Of course, Yue Yu didn't fall into her tricks, just gave her a coquettish look, and patted her on the shoulder moderately.
Yin Mang grabbed her hand, pulled her into his arms, and then pressed down, as if to deepen the kiss just now.
Yue Yu didn't resist, not only allowed her to do whatever she wanted, but also gradually climbed up her back.
Ye Ao: "???"
He retreated back into the room, lingered for two seconds, coughed heavily, and at the same time stepped on the ground vigorously, and walked out step by step.
When he stood in the corridor, Yue Yu and Yin Mang in front of the window had already separated, except that they were still holding hands, there was no atmosphere like they were about to drive at any time just now.
Ye Ao breathed a sigh of relief, pretending not to see Yin Mang's unhappy expression, and asked, "Want to play cards?"
Yue Yu's lips were still stained with water, and she looked very delicious. She was surprised by Ye Ao's invitation, and asked suspiciously: "Playing cards? Us?"
Ye Ao nodded: "I see that you have been playing cards when you were on the island. You should be very interested in this, right? If you don't mind, we can play all night."
Yue Yu raised his eyebrows and met Yin Mang's eyes, both of them understood Ye Ao's purpose.
Obviously, the other party was afraid that if they were alone in the room, they would die like Tiandounao last night, so they focused on them who had the gold medal for avoiding death and were even 'ghosts' themselves.
Yue Yu has no ill intentions towards Ye Ao, but she is not in a hurry to help him. She is an NPC and does not need sleep, but Yin Mang (temporarily) is a human being and needs enough sleep.
So after thinking about it, Yue Yu shook his head and said, "Sorry, we have to rest at night, so we can't play with you all night."
Ye Ao hurriedly said: "It's fine in the middle of the night! It's fine to play for a while too! You... you won't be going to sleep now, are you?"
After he spoke, his expression was weird and subtle, and the ordinary word 'sleep' seemed to be a verb by him.
Yue Yu was inexplicably ashamed and annoyed, and said angrily, "Of course I won't go to bed so early, forget it, I'm free anyway, just play cards for a while, what do you think?"
She asked Yin Mang in the second half of the sentence, and Yin Mang naturally would not raise any objections. He nodded immediately and said, "Yes, but before playing, I must first understand one thing."
Grandpa was puzzled: "What's the matter?"
Yin Mang straightened his face, and said seriously: "A is bigger than 2."
Ye Ao: "????"
**
The next morning, Yue Yu and Yin Mang went downstairs to have dinner, and seeing that Ye Ao was still alive, they couldn't help but greeted him with a smile: "Good morning."
Ye Ao had a complicated expression: "Morning, thank you for protecting me last night."
Yue Yu waved his hand: "It's just playing cards together, we didn't do anything, and we made a lot of money from you..."
"Huh?" The ashes and egg fried rice came down from behind them, and they were surprised when they heard this: "You guys played cards last night without sleeping? Ye Ao actually lost? It's unscientific! He kept winning money when he played with us !"
The focus of Egg Fried Rice is elsewhere: "Can you...can you accept money from players?"
Are NPCs so powerful these days?
There is also an independent account to make money by yourself?
Yin Mang didn't understand, so he said, "I'm also a player, why can't I accept it?"
Egg Fried Rice had a serious expression: "It's terrible, the NPC's intelligence is too high..."
Ye Ao sighed, and waved the ashes aside: "I didn't lose on purpose, it's because their style of play is different from others."
Pair 2 is suppressed by Pair A, he is also very broken, okay!
If you can't turn the corner several times, you will lose wildly...
"Shusha... hello? Can you hear me?" The voice of the radio sounded, smiling: "Today is the last day of the blind date. The program team decided to give everyone a vacation and let you go to the ancient town to play. Since there are no task restrictions, everyone now You can get in the car and go to the ancient town to eat and drink."
Everyone looked outside, and they saw an extra bus outside the hotel.
There was no driver in the car, but after they sat down firmly, the car drove forward automatically.
Yue Yu couldn't help but feel his heart skip a beat, and asked Yin Mang mysteriously: "This car... can I take it away?"
Before Yin Mang could answer, the vehicle accelerated suddenly, and the scenery outside the window was blurred into the colors of the oil painting. In the blink of an eye, they arrived outside an antique town.
The front and rear doors of the bus opened at the same time, and the horn blared non-stop. After Yue Yu and the others got off the bus quickly after being quarreled, the bus swung its tail like a dragon and disappeared from their sight without looking back.
Yue Yu: "..."
what's the situation?
This car is not scared by her, is it?
With this doubt in mind, Yue Yu followed the large army into the ancient town in a daze.
This small town is like the Jiangnan in ancient times, with bluestone slabs, small arch bridges, and a flat boat floating on the gurgling stream. The houses with black roofs and white walls are scattered and row upon row.What's even more rare is that there are all kinds of gourmet snacks sold on both sides of the street, such as Bazhen Cake, Begonia Cake, and stinky tofu fried into golden yellow, with a layer of chili sauce on it, which makes the mouth water.
Everyone came here without eating in the morning. Walking among all kinds of food, they had already started to swallow their saliva.The reason why no one dared to act was because there was no single person behind these stalls. The whole town was like a dead city, beautiful as it was beautiful, and there was no sound, only the sound of their footsteps resounded in it.
After looking around, Yue Yu found the food he wanted and stopped in front of a stall.
Everyone's eyes were attracted by her, as if they were looking at the first person to eat a crab.
Yin Mang was a little surprised, but she didn't intend to stop Yue Yu, she stood beside Yue Yu happily, watched her pick up a bowl of crabapple cakes, and asked, "Do you like this?"
Yue Yuzhang smiled: "Yes, this sprinkled with melon seeds and sesame seeds is delicious, do you want to try it?"
"Okay." Yin Mang responded without hesitation, and opened his mouth slightly.
Yue Yu rolled his eyes at her, followed her little thoughts with his hands, gently fed her a piece, and at the same time asked jokingly: "Open your mouth so reassuringly, aren't you afraid that this is poisonous?"
Yin Mang chewed the pastry, not caring: "Since you want to eat it, I will definitely accompany you. Even if it is poisonous, it will just make us eliminated."
——After being poisoned to death, she just didn't have to wait until the end of the game, so she immediately rushed to find his wife.
Yin Mang secretly looked forward to it in her heart, but it was a pity that nothing happened between her and Yue Yu after eating a whole piece of pastry.
Seeing that they were still standing upright after eating, the rest of the players also gathered in front of each booth, picking up their favorite things to eat.With delicious food to fill their stomachs, the tension in everyone's hearts obviously dissipated, smiles appeared on their faces, and they still wanted to appreciate the beautiful scenery around them, just like elementary school students on a spring outing.
Holding the food in their hands, they walked slowly to the small arch bridge.
The stream is clear, no one is shaking the oars, and the red lanterns on both sides of the awning boat shake gently, gradually glowing red.
The ashes thought that he had read it wrong, rubbed his eyes and looked again, and suddenly found that there was an extra figure at the bow of the ship.The man was dressed in green and handsome. It was her good mouth. He seemed to have noticed her staring gaze. The young man raised his eyes and smiled tenderly at her: "Young lady, do you want to get on the boat?"
Fascinated by the ashes, he wiped the corners of his lips and nodded again and again: "Yes, yes! Handsome guy, wait for me!"
She grabbed hold of the bridge, raised her feet and jumped down, but for some reason, she felt that her body was extraordinarily heavy, as if someone was holding her tightly, and she couldn't jump down no matter what.
While she was anxious, the ashes were suddenly slapped two big mouths in the face, which made her dizzy, and there were little stars in front of her eyes.
After losing sight of the handsome guy in Tsing Yi, her consciousness gradually came back, and she heard the sounds around her.
"It's really too much." No. [-] was regretting: "You have been dating for two days, but she is still seduced by a male vixen outside."
"Bone Ashes? Bone Ashes, are you awake?" Egg Fried Rice didn't listen carefully to No. [-]'s words, and kept shouting, "There are no handsome guys here. If you don't wake up again, I'll continue to beat you!"
Ye Ao pondered: "This lantern is a bit evil, please don't stare at it."
"What are you looking at?" Yue Yu noticed that Yin Mang didn't look away, so he couldn't help asking.
Yin Mang replied thoughtfully: "I think this lantern looks like it has no owner, and the workmanship is exquisite... How about I jump on the boat from the shore and take that lantern off for you?"
The more she thought about it, the more she felt that this idea was great, and she fantasized further: "It would be great if there was a shop selling ancient costumes in a small town in the south of the Yangtze River. At that time, you will wear a Tang Dynasty tube top, tulle, and a red lantern in your hand. Growing lotuses every step of the way, walking towards me slowly..."
Yue Yu said slowly: "Your description seems to be describing the demon concubine."
Yin Mang shook his head and said solemnly, "It's the Demon Empress."
"——Stop beating, haven't you heard of beating people without slapping people in the face!" Ashes who was about to jump into the river finally came to his senses, with a slightly swollen face and angrily said: "You still beat so hard, damn girl, did you do it on purpose! "
No. [-] interjected, and said with a smile, "You were the one who was first dazzled by the phantom of ghosts. You can't blame your lover for being jealous."
The ashes said violently: "Shut up! Don't yell here, I have to settle accounts with her today."
Egg Fried Rice saw that the situation was not going well, and ran forward: "I obviously called you out of good intentions, but you can't call back."
Ashes: "Okay, just stand still, I won't hit you."
Egg Fried Rice: "Do you think I'm stupid?"
Ashes: "Then do you think I'm stupid! I will believe your nonsense?!"
The two chased and fled, which brought more life and vitality to the dead town.
The things sold on the stalls on both sides of the street gradually changed, no longer all kinds of snacks, but strange and interesting things.
Yin Mang took a fancy to an exquisite fox mask, picked it up and placed it in front of Yue Yu.
Although the upper half of the face was covered, the girl's peach blossom eyes were highlighted instead, bright and charming, as if she was really a little fox.
Yin Mang was moved: "Do you want this?"
Yue Yu blinked and asked back, "Do you like the way I wear it?"
Yin Mang nodded resolutely: "I like it!"
Yue Yu raised his face with a smile, and said in a sweet voice, "Then help me put it on."
Tired of running, Egg Fried Rice stopped, supported the stall to pant, picked up the wood carving at hand, and handed it to the ashes: "Don't chase after me, can't I make a mistake? You see, this wood carving is obviously made by everyone. I use this Come and apologize!"
The ashes also ran hard, so they simply went down the steps, took a look at the wooden carving: "What is this carving? A general with a sword?"
Egg Fried Rice: "Probably, anyway... um? Why is it glowing?"
The ashes shook their hands and wanted to put the wood carving back on the stall, but in a hurry, the wood carving fell to the ground.
In the next second, the two ran back screaming.
Egg Fried Rice: "Garbage program group! You can play casually during the agreed holiday, why are there pitfalls everywhere?"
Ashes: "It's all your fault!"
Ye Ao: "Why did you run away again——fuck, you are the one who attracted the devils?!"
The general with the sword was wearing light armor, charged straight into the crowd, caught the players and slashed at them.
Yue Yu in the corner touched the mask with crooked eyebrows, caught a glimpse of a row of jade pendants hanging above the stall, picked out a dragon ball with a fish title in it, and shook it in front of Yin Mang: "Do you like it?"
Yin Mang didn't hesitate, after appreciating both sides of the jade pendant, he said with a smile, "I like it, especially this swimming fish."
Yue Yu's small thoughts were punctured, his cheeks flushed slightly, and after snorting arrogantly, he leaned to her waist and hung the jade pendant on her trouser waist.
Modern pants paired with ancient jade pendants look extremely nondescript.
Yue Yu couldn't help laughing: "I feel confused, forget it, I'll take it off."
Yin Mang grabbed her hand: "But I like it, I think it's very interesting, and you hung it up with your own hands, I won't allow you to take it away."
The corners of Yue Yu's lips raised involuntarily, and he still said: "I won't take it away, I just hang it up for you."
Yin Mang: "Where to change?"
Yue Yu: "Well..."
She looked Yin Mang up and down, only to feel that everything was hanging abruptly, but after looking at her waist for a long time, it seemed to be okay?
"Pfft."
There was the sound of falling into the water behind him, followed by cheers from the crowd.
Yue Yu came back to his senses, turned his head to look, and found that the players had returned to the small bridge at some point, and they were coming happily.
She froze for a moment, and asked Yin Mang, "What happened just now?"
Yin Mang: "You gave me a token of love."
"?" Yue Yu's head was full of question marks: "How did this become a promise... No, that's not what I want to ask! What were the ashes and the others doing just now? I don't seem to have noticed."
Yin Mang replied frankly: "I didn't pay attention either, I only see you."
Yue Yu: "..."
What a coincidence.
So is she.
Taking advantage of the ashes approaching, Yue Yu asked his doubts.
The ashes explained a lot, and after the wooden sculpture turned into a person was pushed into the water, he suddenly noticed that Yue Yu was wearing a mask, and he couldn't help coquettishly exaggerating how beautiful he was.
Yue Yu bowed his eyes to thank her, and when she walked away, Yin Mang touched the jade pendant on his body, perplexed: "Why is it okay for us to touch the things on the stall?"
Yue Yu didn't know, so he guessed: "Maybe some have problems and some don't."
Because of this accident, everyone didn't dare to stay any longer, and then walked forward.
The strange and weird things were left behind, and they turned along the road, and they were greeted by a beautifully decorated...brothel.
Yue Yu's red lips parted slightly, he was a little stunned: "Why is this brothel open in the middle of the road?"
Egg fried rice was in a trance: "Forcing us to go in and consume."
The ashes: "Is there a prostitute? What should I do if I don't have money to spend? Can I go whoring for nothing?"
Ye Ao: "... Be careful, I saw a shadow moving inside."
Everyone shuddered and realized the seriousness of the problem instantly.
Along the way, there was no one in the town, but a figure appeared in this strange brothel... No, it was a ghost, and anyone would feel uneasy.
But there is no way, if you want to live from now on, you must go in.
Yue Yu and Yin Mang held hands and walked forward with spirit.
After walking two steps, her consciousness was slightly in a trance, as if she had passed through a diaphragm and came to another place from the small town.
"Hee hee." The voice of charming laughter came from the front, and the two girls at the door ran briskly in front of Yue Yu, stretching out their hands to grab her, while seductively saying: "Sister, come in and play with my sister. "
"Whatever my sister likes, my younger sister will be like that."
"Sister, sister..."
With a confused face, Yue Yu subconsciously patted her hand away: "Don't touch me, where is my wife?"
What about the big wife who was standing beside her just now? ?
The girls kept laughing, but their tone changed: "Leave the yellow-faced woman and come play with my younger sisters."
"How interesting is cheating on your wife?"
"Sister, come and enjoy the joy of stealing love."
Yue Yu: "..."
This is all a mess.
She frowned, stood there motionless, and let the girl seduce her in every possible way, but ignored her.
Gradually, the voices of the girls faded away until they disappeared.
Yue Yu was dazed, looked up again, and found that he was still holding hands with Yin Mang, as if he hadn't moved half a step from the beginning to the end.
The surrounding players also stopped at the same place, their eyes closed unconsciously, with different expressions, especially the ashes who were the most excited, and whispered: "Hehehe...a handsome guy in uniform...hehehe...a handsome man in ancient costume ...Hey hey—what the hell, fried rice with eggs?!"
She was trembling all over, and opened her eyes suddenly, with horror still remaining in her eyes.
Yue Yu made an uh sound: "...Are you okay?"
The ashes were startled by her, jumped to the side and covered his heart, and it took a long time before he came back to his senses: "It's okay, it seems like I had a nightmare, it's too scary."
While she was talking, Yin Mang was sober, frowning with displeasure on his face. After seeing Yue Yu beside him, he loosened his brows and said with a little grievance, "Where did you go just now? I haven't been able to find it." You, drag those women to ask, and they won't tell me."
Yue Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, hugged her comfortingly, and patted her on the back: "We've been standing here, what happened just now should be an illusion."
Yin Mang was stunned, and then his expression changed, he tightened his arms around her waist, and said jealously: "So, those women are also pestering you?"
Yue looked at her: "What do you want to say? I wake up faster than you."
Yin Mang's momentum weakened, and he argued: "I want to find you..."
They were making fun of each other, and the ashes took the opportunity to come to the egg fried rice, blowing into the palm of the hand, and the smile returned to the face: "Baby, I'm here to wake you up."
The crisp crackling sound drilled into the ears of the players, buzzing like a mosquito. Many people struggled to open their eyes in annoyance, trying to slap the mosquito to death, and the egg fried rice was one of them.
And when she wakes up...
She stared wide-eyed, grabbed the ashes' hand, jumped up and said, "Do you dare to hit Dad?"
The ashes were secretly feeling refreshed, seeing her wake up so quickly, she shrank her head instantly: "Don't get me wrong! I'm helping you!"
Egg Fried Rice sneered sinisterly: "Do you think I believe it or not?"
After a long commotion, everyone except No. [-] left the illusion. Ye Ao rubbed his face, and calmly glanced at No. [-] beside him.
Catching his passing gaze, No. [-] asked with a smile, "Honey, what do you see me doing?"
Ye Ao said calmly: "Don't you like hooking up, coughing, making friends? I thought you would not be able to resist those people's warm invitations, and you would not be able to get out of the illusion."
No. [-]'s smile deepened, and he said meaningfully: "An illusion is an illusion after all, how can there be a living person... delicious?"
Ye Ao's expression remained unchanged: "Really?"
Then he turned his head and looked at Number Eight, whose eyes were still closed.
Number seven stood beside number eight, with a helpless look on his face, and patted the other's face with his palm, trying hard to wake him up.
Ye Ao thought for a while, raised his hand after getting closer, and slapped No. [-] with a big mouth.No. [-] didn't even struggle a bit, he plopped to the bottom, and his breath disappeared.
Seven's eyes widened.
Ye Ao also stared wide-eyed.
The two stared at each other, and no one spoke for a long time.
After a while, Ye Ao took a deep breath: "I see that you hit him too lightly, I'm afraid you won't be able to wake him up..."
No. [-]'s cheeks twitched: "He's just going to sleep forever."
Ye Ao was very embarrassed, he quickly squatted down, trying to perform CPR on No. [-].
It's a pity that no matter how much he tossed about, No. [-] didn't respond at all, obviously he was completely cold.
No. [-] was numb: "This death is too sudden. Seeing that the dungeon is about to be finished, why did such a mess happen?"
Ye Ao didn't say a word, reached out his hand silently to close No. [-]'s eyes, got up and said to No. [-]: "This is my problem, how about it, I'll discuss something with you..."
He hooked Number Seven's neck, dragged him into a corner, and made sure no one could hear him before speaking in a low voice.
**
The thrilling trip to the ancient town has just begun, and in the following time, the traps have not stopped.
After finally surviving the broadcast, everyone boarded the bus without stopping, and returned to the stage at high speed.
"Oh~ It seems that our guest No. [-] was unlucky and fell at the last moment." The broadcaster said with a smile: "Then our guest No. [-] can only be implicated, and we will follow suit—"
"Wait!" Ye Ao interrupted suddenly, his eyes calm and said: "I remember that in the rules of the blind date, it doesn't say that guests can't abandon their current partner and hold hands with another person, right?"
Hearing his speech as a 'scumbag', everyone looked at him in surprise, except that No. [-] was wrong, and his expression suddenly became gloomy.
The broadcast was also a bit novel: "Indeed...Could it be that guest No. [-] wants to leave guest No. [-] behind and go with No. [-]?"
Ye Ao nodded without hesitation: "Yes!"
Finally, No. [-] couldn't bear it any longer, and said angrily, "How dare you!"
She bared her teeth, her hair rose up without wind, and floated behind her. Her beautiful face was now distorted, hideous and frightening, like an evil ghost.
The broadcaster interjected at the right time, and said with a smile: "Guest No. [-] did not violate the rules of blind date, what he did is feasible, so guest No. [-], please calm down and cooperate with our next program flow."
As soon as the announcement was made on the radio, he wished he could rush up and tear up No. [-] who was a 'scumbag', so he had to swallow his anger, sat down on the chair again, and stared at the master with eerie arrogance.
Ye Ao's back shivered, a bad premonition rose in his heart, and he vaguely felt that he was being stared at.
"Okay, the blind date for three days and two nights is over, and the guests have all found their favorite objects, so let us see now, whether they choose a human... or a ghost!"
As the cadenced words of the broadcast fell, the curtain suddenly opened, and a large screen appeared.
A line of words slowly appeared on the screen: [In love, the first choice is 'three days and two nights'!Whether you are a single person, a single dog or a single ghost, you can break the curse of being single...]
Everyone: "..."
No, this can also insert advertisements? ?
After a full 60 seconds of the commercial, the tense atmosphere just now has disappeared.Under everyone's silent gaze, the advertisement ended and the text appeared.
[Number of people participating in this blind date: ten people. ]
[Eliminated in the blind date: three people. ]
[Currently remaining: seven people. ]
[checking……]
[Guest No. [-] is not accompanied by a lover, and will be eliminated at this moment, and will not participate in the upcoming couple revealing challenge! ]
The lights above Nine's head suddenly went out, leaving her in darkness.
She didn't lose her composure as before, she just stared at Ye Ao for three seconds with icy eyes, and then disappeared into the darkness without a sound.
The light flickered on the screen, and new words appeared.
[Couple secret challenge, start now! ]
[Ghost: Three people. ]
[Eliminated: one person. ]
[Identity: Guest No. [-]. ]
Ye Ao frowned, and No. [-] beside him wiped his sweat: "I didn't expect you to guess correctly, but luckily you betrayed in time."
Egg Fried Rice took it seriously: "Fortunately, you are smart, otherwise there would only be me and the ashes in our team...the ashes? Why are you hiding so far away?"
Ashes smiled guilty: "I can see the screen more clearly from this side."
Egg Fried Rice was speechless: "You can still be nearsighted in the game? Are you fooling a ghost?"
[Hidden ghost: two people. ]
[Identity: Guest No. [-]. ]
[Lover: Guest number six. ]
[Hand in hand successfully... The hunt begins! ]
The air on the stage was quiet, and the quiet needle drop could be heard. Everyone stared wide-eyed, and their eyeballs were about to fall off. Everyone, including Yue Yu, looked in surprise as if they had expected it. This meeting was hiding in the corner of the stage. of ashes.
Facing the gazes gathered together, the ashes sweated on his forehead, his voice fluttered, and he let out an awkward dry smile: "Ha, hahahahahaha, if I have the chance, I really want to be a good person, but... I'm sorry Fried rice with eggs! I got a joke card!"
She clasped her hands in front of her eyes, bowed ninety degrees to the egg fried rice, and said, "I don't know why a player like me got the ghost status, but since I got it, we don't dare to ask, we don't dare Said, I can only bite the bullet and play down..."
She pitifully begged for mercy, but she was still choked with anger.
She rolled up her sleeves and wanted to fight with the ashes, but in the next second, the light above her head was suddenly extinguished, and her figure became blurred and disappeared instantly.
The number of surviving people on the screen slowly decreased by one, and Ye Ao recovered from his disbelief, turned his head to look at Yin Mang and Yue Yu, his pupils trembled and said, "You... one of you is really human?!"
Yin Mang shook his head: "You are wrong."
Ye Ao came to a sudden: "The statistics on this screen are wrong! You are all ghosts!"
Yin Mang looked at him helplessly: "You're talking the wrong way, she and I are both human beings."
"Impossible!" Grandpa looked up at the screen in disbelief.
Words slowly appeared on the screen.
[Hidden ghost: one person. ]
[identity……]
[—Guest No. [-]. ]
"...Xiao Yu?" Yin Mang, who had just refuted Master Ao just now, was stunned and looked at Yue Yu in bewilderment.
Yue Yu got off the chair, stepped on the air, and floated lightly in the air in the eyes of everyone.
"I'm a ghost, I've always been." She calmly revealed her identity, and only then did she assume the role of the current character, with a nasty smile on her lips: "You are my prey, Yin Mang."
Yin Mang was startled
Ok……
You really can't play cards! !
The complaints in the heart of the ashes can almost refresh the screen, even if she is such an eloquent person, she is at a loss for words at this time.The same is true for fried rice with eggs, holding the cards in his hand with a dull face, opening and closing his mouth, not knowing what to say.
Yin Mang was stunned for a while, then closed the two ghosts in his hand, and said with a smile, "No, I'm sorry."
Yue Yu heaved a sigh of relief, threw away the remaining single card, and said happily with restraint: "I won!"
Yin Mang applauded immediately, blowing rainbow fart without hesitation.
Ashes: "...do you have any joke cards?"
Egg Fried Rice: "No, how about you?"
Ashes: "Me neither."
The two looked at each other in silence, and finally looked at the smiling Yin Mang at the same time.
Ashes: "It's bad luck to play cards with couples!"
Egg Fried Rice: "Bah, dogs don't even play with lovers."
After the joy was over, Yue Yu remembered the movement just now, stood up in doubt, and looked in Ye Ao's direction: "Did something happen over there?"
Yin Mang nodded: "The shark ate number ten."
A question mark appeared on Yue Yu's head: "Where did the shark come from? When we were walking before, we didn't see any sharks around?"
Yin Mang has figured out his thoughts this time, and replied after deliberation: "This may be the mechanism of the game, which cannot be explained by common sense."
Yue Yu looked around the deserted island, thinking of the evil program group asking them to hold a party here, he nodded suddenly: "Indeed."
Having said this, the four of them put away their playing cards and went to the beach where the accident happened.
The shallow water is clear and blue, like sapphire when it is calm, and white waves when the tide rises. It is another beautiful scenery. No matter who asks to see it, it is absolutely impossible to see a shark suddenly appearing from the bottom.
"Before the shark appeared, No. [-] was drinking sea water." Ye Ao's voice sounded in the crowd, with a bit of speechlessness: "This may be a trap deliberately set by the program group. As long as we don't drink it, we won't be hooked."
Everyone nodded, before they had time to speak, No. [-] interrupted and said, "You are so smart, do you want to fall in love with me?"
The eyes of Yue Yu and the others drifted to their side in an instant, and their ears were all pricked up.
Ye Ao twitched the corners of his mouth, glared at them, and didn't answer No. [-] immediately, but took her to the shade of a tree, as if he wanted to say something he didn't want them to hear.
Ashes: "Tsk, a big man is still so hard to let go, not even Yin Mang."
Yin Mang: "?"
Egg Fried Rice: "Speaking of which, No. [-] is really brave. When her partner died on the front foot, she started hooking up with Master Ao on the back foot."
Ashes: "I'm different, I started looking for another family before you died."
Egg Fried Rice: "???"
Withdrawing his gaze from No. [-], Yue Yu stopped paying attention to the movement of the male protagonist, but asked the ashes, "Do you still play cards?"
Bone *unlucky* gray: "... play."
Dogs don't even play *egg fried rice: "Hey, bring me one."
The four walked around, then went back to continue drawing cards.
Because of being next to the thigh, the ashes and the others were lucky to get a bottle of water from Yueyu when they were thirsty.
The rest of the people were not so lucky. Later, they lay dying under the tree, watching the coconuts dangling on their heads, wishing to use their eyes as blades to let the coconuts fall.
In the "warm party" mentioned by the program group, in the end, only Yue Yu and the others had a relaxed and comfortable life. With the sea breeze blowing away the heat, you can overlook the sea view as soon as you look up. Occasionally, you will be dazed, which really gives you the illusion of vacation.
As for the rest of the players... probably holding the script of the doomsday movie, all of them lay dead.
Time passed, after the last game of cards was played, a white light flashed in front of Yue Yu's eyes, and when he blinked again, he found himself back on the stage.
The body temperature returned to normal, and the slightly sticky skin became refreshed. Surprisingly, the bow-knot hairpin pinned to the back of her head was still inserted into her head neatly.
Yue Yu raised his hand and caressed, feeling strange in his heart, and the broadcast sounded: "Welcome to the end of the date, all guests! The tragic experience of guest No. [-] has made us deeply sympathetic, and it has also made us curious--Excuse me, guest No. [-], would you Do you want to form a new couple with No. [-]?"
A strange color flashed across Ye Ao's eyes, and he nodded calmly: "Yes."
Number Nine sat on a chair, his smile deepening.
"Wow, good! Let's congratulate the new couple on their tie!" the broadcaster said something funny, and then re-said: "Today's vote count is over, let's look at the ranking!"
"No.5: "Guest No. [-] and the guest No. [-] who died, the evaluation of the audience is--No. . "
Ye Ao's cheeks twitched, his chest heaved and heaved, and he was almost pissed off by the vicious audience.
"No.4: Guest No. [-] and the dead guest No. [-]: The evaluation of the audience is--No. [-] suffered from being uneducated, how can you drink the sea water, but his way of death is really interesting. In the future, shark fishing I will refer to it as appropriate at the appropriate time.”
Yue Yu: "?!"
Can sharks be caught too?
"No.3: Guest No. [-] and Guest No. [-]. The comments from the audience are that they are still alive. It's really interesting. They shouldn't come to the dating show, they should go to the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds next door."
No. [-] and No. [-] smiled shyly, their expressions didn't change much, they were lying flat and cursing like salted fish.
"No.2: Guests No. [-] and No. [-]!"
Egg Fried Rice: "I knew we couldn't compete with Yin Mang and the others."
Ashes: "You are the one who refuses to cooperate with my business! If you are obedient and follow me to fire CP, how can we be second every day?"
Egg Fried Rice: "That's why you stole my joke card?"
The broadcast cheerfully interrupted the mutual quarrel between the two: "The evaluation of the audience is that the sense of love is insufficient, and the degree of humor is full. Not only is it a good partner for cross talk, but it even smells exactly the same."
Ashes: "Heh, what is so fragrant, it's all my conspiracy to survive!"
Egg Fried Rice: "No problem, dogs don't play with lovers."
"Finally, No.1! Players No. [-] and No. [-]!" The broadcaster raised his voice and praised: "The audience's evaluation is very enthusiastic-the first kiss! What did I see, there is actually a kiss scene! It's still a romantic first kiss by the sea! awsl , Three days and two nights is still too short, can the program group continue to broadcast until they wear wedding dresses!!"
The faces of the players changed, and Yin Mang throbbed slightly when he remembered the scene of the kiss.
Yue Yu...
Her eyes wandered, and she always felt that she had accidentally deceived everyone.
——Including the person involved, Yin Mang.
"No. [-] and No. [-] are still able to sleep peacefully tonight. Let us congratulate them!" On the day of holding hands and leaving, I hope all the guests... everything goes well."
After the end sound fell, the radio laughed twice, which made people feel extremely uncomfortable.
Ye Ao frowned, feeling vaguely uneasy in his heart, but he couldn't find the source.
Out of ten people, there are three ghosts, Yin Mang and Yue Yu occupy two, and although the last one is hidden, the behavior of the other party is still different from that of human beings. After careful observation, Ye Ao thinks that his guess is close to ten.
That being the case...
Why did he still feel like he was missing something?
Ye Ao couldn't figure it out, and became more restless after entering the hotel room, so he simply opened the door and came out, intending to go to the window at the end of the corridor to enjoy the scenery.
As a result, as soon as he leaned out half of his body, he found that the seat by the window was occupied.
Yin Mang and Yue Yu were talking there in a good mood, and while they were talking, Yin Mang raised his hand and brushed a strand of Yue Yu's long hair, touched it from the root to the end, and finally kissed it.
Ye Ao: "?"
After letting down his hair, Yin Mang lifted up his hair politely and gestured to Yue Yu.
Yue Yu shook his head.
Yin Mang smiled, approached her suddenly, and pecked her alluring red lips.
Yue Yu opened his peach blossom eyes slightly, and before he had time to raise his small fist, Yin Mang tapped his lips with his finger, with a generous look of 'I'll kiss you back'.
Ye Ao: "??"
Of course, Yue Yu didn't fall into her tricks, just gave her a coquettish look, and patted her on the shoulder moderately.
Yin Mang grabbed her hand, pulled her into his arms, and then pressed down, as if to deepen the kiss just now.
Yue Yu didn't resist, not only allowed her to do whatever she wanted, but also gradually climbed up her back.
Ye Ao: "???"
He retreated back into the room, lingered for two seconds, coughed heavily, and at the same time stepped on the ground vigorously, and walked out step by step.
When he stood in the corridor, Yue Yu and Yin Mang in front of the window had already separated, except that they were still holding hands, there was no atmosphere like they were about to drive at any time just now.
Ye Ao breathed a sigh of relief, pretending not to see Yin Mang's unhappy expression, and asked, "Want to play cards?"
Yue Yu's lips were still stained with water, and she looked very delicious. She was surprised by Ye Ao's invitation, and asked suspiciously: "Playing cards? Us?"
Ye Ao nodded: "I see that you have been playing cards when you were on the island. You should be very interested in this, right? If you don't mind, we can play all night."
Yue Yu raised his eyebrows and met Yin Mang's eyes, both of them understood Ye Ao's purpose.
Obviously, the other party was afraid that if they were alone in the room, they would die like Tiandounao last night, so they focused on them who had the gold medal for avoiding death and were even 'ghosts' themselves.
Yue Yu has no ill intentions towards Ye Ao, but she is not in a hurry to help him. She is an NPC and does not need sleep, but Yin Mang (temporarily) is a human being and needs enough sleep.
So after thinking about it, Yue Yu shook his head and said, "Sorry, we have to rest at night, so we can't play with you all night."
Ye Ao hurriedly said: "It's fine in the middle of the night! It's fine to play for a while too! You... you won't be going to sleep now, are you?"
After he spoke, his expression was weird and subtle, and the ordinary word 'sleep' seemed to be a verb by him.
Yue Yu was inexplicably ashamed and annoyed, and said angrily, "Of course I won't go to bed so early, forget it, I'm free anyway, just play cards for a while, what do you think?"
She asked Yin Mang in the second half of the sentence, and Yin Mang naturally would not raise any objections. He nodded immediately and said, "Yes, but before playing, I must first understand one thing."
Grandpa was puzzled: "What's the matter?"
Yin Mang straightened his face, and said seriously: "A is bigger than 2."
Ye Ao: "????"
**
The next morning, Yue Yu and Yin Mang went downstairs to have dinner, and seeing that Ye Ao was still alive, they couldn't help but greeted him with a smile: "Good morning."
Ye Ao had a complicated expression: "Morning, thank you for protecting me last night."
Yue Yu waved his hand: "It's just playing cards together, we didn't do anything, and we made a lot of money from you..."
"Huh?" The ashes and egg fried rice came down from behind them, and they were surprised when they heard this: "You guys played cards last night without sleeping? Ye Ao actually lost? It's unscientific! He kept winning money when he played with us !"
The focus of Egg Fried Rice is elsewhere: "Can you...can you accept money from players?"
Are NPCs so powerful these days?
There is also an independent account to make money by yourself?
Yin Mang didn't understand, so he said, "I'm also a player, why can't I accept it?"
Egg Fried Rice had a serious expression: "It's terrible, the NPC's intelligence is too high..."
Ye Ao sighed, and waved the ashes aside: "I didn't lose on purpose, it's because their style of play is different from others."
Pair 2 is suppressed by Pair A, he is also very broken, okay!
If you can't turn the corner several times, you will lose wildly...
"Shusha... hello? Can you hear me?" The voice of the radio sounded, smiling: "Today is the last day of the blind date. The program team decided to give everyone a vacation and let you go to the ancient town to play. Since there are no task restrictions, everyone now You can get in the car and go to the ancient town to eat and drink."
Everyone looked outside, and they saw an extra bus outside the hotel.
There was no driver in the car, but after they sat down firmly, the car drove forward automatically.
Yue Yu couldn't help but feel his heart skip a beat, and asked Yin Mang mysteriously: "This car... can I take it away?"
Before Yin Mang could answer, the vehicle accelerated suddenly, and the scenery outside the window was blurred into the colors of the oil painting. In the blink of an eye, they arrived outside an antique town.
The front and rear doors of the bus opened at the same time, and the horn blared non-stop. After Yue Yu and the others got off the bus quickly after being quarreled, the bus swung its tail like a dragon and disappeared from their sight without looking back.
Yue Yu: "..."
what's the situation?
This car is not scared by her, is it?
With this doubt in mind, Yue Yu followed the large army into the ancient town in a daze.
This small town is like the Jiangnan in ancient times, with bluestone slabs, small arch bridges, and a flat boat floating on the gurgling stream. The houses with black roofs and white walls are scattered and row upon row.What's even more rare is that there are all kinds of gourmet snacks sold on both sides of the street, such as Bazhen Cake, Begonia Cake, and stinky tofu fried into golden yellow, with a layer of chili sauce on it, which makes the mouth water.
Everyone came here without eating in the morning. Walking among all kinds of food, they had already started to swallow their saliva.The reason why no one dared to act was because there was no single person behind these stalls. The whole town was like a dead city, beautiful as it was beautiful, and there was no sound, only the sound of their footsteps resounded in it.
After looking around, Yue Yu found the food he wanted and stopped in front of a stall.
Everyone's eyes were attracted by her, as if they were looking at the first person to eat a crab.
Yin Mang was a little surprised, but she didn't intend to stop Yue Yu, she stood beside Yue Yu happily, watched her pick up a bowl of crabapple cakes, and asked, "Do you like this?"
Yue Yuzhang smiled: "Yes, this sprinkled with melon seeds and sesame seeds is delicious, do you want to try it?"
"Okay." Yin Mang responded without hesitation, and opened his mouth slightly.
Yue Yu rolled his eyes at her, followed her little thoughts with his hands, gently fed her a piece, and at the same time asked jokingly: "Open your mouth so reassuringly, aren't you afraid that this is poisonous?"
Yin Mang chewed the pastry, not caring: "Since you want to eat it, I will definitely accompany you. Even if it is poisonous, it will just make us eliminated."
——After being poisoned to death, she just didn't have to wait until the end of the game, so she immediately rushed to find his wife.
Yin Mang secretly looked forward to it in her heart, but it was a pity that nothing happened between her and Yue Yu after eating a whole piece of pastry.
Seeing that they were still standing upright after eating, the rest of the players also gathered in front of each booth, picking up their favorite things to eat.With delicious food to fill their stomachs, the tension in everyone's hearts obviously dissipated, smiles appeared on their faces, and they still wanted to appreciate the beautiful scenery around them, just like elementary school students on a spring outing.
Holding the food in their hands, they walked slowly to the small arch bridge.
The stream is clear, no one is shaking the oars, and the red lanterns on both sides of the awning boat shake gently, gradually glowing red.
The ashes thought that he had read it wrong, rubbed his eyes and looked again, and suddenly found that there was an extra figure at the bow of the ship.The man was dressed in green and handsome. It was her good mouth. He seemed to have noticed her staring gaze. The young man raised his eyes and smiled tenderly at her: "Young lady, do you want to get on the boat?"
Fascinated by the ashes, he wiped the corners of his lips and nodded again and again: "Yes, yes! Handsome guy, wait for me!"
She grabbed hold of the bridge, raised her feet and jumped down, but for some reason, she felt that her body was extraordinarily heavy, as if someone was holding her tightly, and she couldn't jump down no matter what.
While she was anxious, the ashes were suddenly slapped two big mouths in the face, which made her dizzy, and there were little stars in front of her eyes.
After losing sight of the handsome guy in Tsing Yi, her consciousness gradually came back, and she heard the sounds around her.
"It's really too much." No. [-] was regretting: "You have been dating for two days, but she is still seduced by a male vixen outside."
"Bone Ashes? Bone Ashes, are you awake?" Egg Fried Rice didn't listen carefully to No. [-]'s words, and kept shouting, "There are no handsome guys here. If you don't wake up again, I'll continue to beat you!"
Ye Ao pondered: "This lantern is a bit evil, please don't stare at it."
"What are you looking at?" Yue Yu noticed that Yin Mang didn't look away, so he couldn't help asking.
Yin Mang replied thoughtfully: "I think this lantern looks like it has no owner, and the workmanship is exquisite... How about I jump on the boat from the shore and take that lantern off for you?"
The more she thought about it, the more she felt that this idea was great, and she fantasized further: "It would be great if there was a shop selling ancient costumes in a small town in the south of the Yangtze River. At that time, you will wear a Tang Dynasty tube top, tulle, and a red lantern in your hand. Growing lotuses every step of the way, walking towards me slowly..."
Yue Yu said slowly: "Your description seems to be describing the demon concubine."
Yin Mang shook his head and said solemnly, "It's the Demon Empress."
"——Stop beating, haven't you heard of beating people without slapping people in the face!" Ashes who was about to jump into the river finally came to his senses, with a slightly swollen face and angrily said: "You still beat so hard, damn girl, did you do it on purpose! "
No. [-] interjected, and said with a smile, "You were the one who was first dazzled by the phantom of ghosts. You can't blame your lover for being jealous."
The ashes said violently: "Shut up! Don't yell here, I have to settle accounts with her today."
Egg Fried Rice saw that the situation was not going well, and ran forward: "I obviously called you out of good intentions, but you can't call back."
Ashes: "Okay, just stand still, I won't hit you."
Egg Fried Rice: "Do you think I'm stupid?"
Ashes: "Then do you think I'm stupid! I will believe your nonsense?!"
The two chased and fled, which brought more life and vitality to the dead town.
The things sold on the stalls on both sides of the street gradually changed, no longer all kinds of snacks, but strange and interesting things.
Yin Mang took a fancy to an exquisite fox mask, picked it up and placed it in front of Yue Yu.
Although the upper half of the face was covered, the girl's peach blossom eyes were highlighted instead, bright and charming, as if she was really a little fox.
Yin Mang was moved: "Do you want this?"
Yue Yu blinked and asked back, "Do you like the way I wear it?"
Yin Mang nodded resolutely: "I like it!"
Yue Yu raised his face with a smile, and said in a sweet voice, "Then help me put it on."
Tired of running, Egg Fried Rice stopped, supported the stall to pant, picked up the wood carving at hand, and handed it to the ashes: "Don't chase after me, can't I make a mistake? You see, this wood carving is obviously made by everyone. I use this Come and apologize!"
The ashes also ran hard, so they simply went down the steps, took a look at the wooden carving: "What is this carving? A general with a sword?"
Egg Fried Rice: "Probably, anyway... um? Why is it glowing?"
The ashes shook their hands and wanted to put the wood carving back on the stall, but in a hurry, the wood carving fell to the ground.
In the next second, the two ran back screaming.
Egg Fried Rice: "Garbage program group! You can play casually during the agreed holiday, why are there pitfalls everywhere?"
Ashes: "It's all your fault!"
Ye Ao: "Why did you run away again——fuck, you are the one who attracted the devils?!"
The general with the sword was wearing light armor, charged straight into the crowd, caught the players and slashed at them.
Yue Yu in the corner touched the mask with crooked eyebrows, caught a glimpse of a row of jade pendants hanging above the stall, picked out a dragon ball with a fish title in it, and shook it in front of Yin Mang: "Do you like it?"
Yin Mang didn't hesitate, after appreciating both sides of the jade pendant, he said with a smile, "I like it, especially this swimming fish."
Yue Yu's small thoughts were punctured, his cheeks flushed slightly, and after snorting arrogantly, he leaned to her waist and hung the jade pendant on her trouser waist.
Modern pants paired with ancient jade pendants look extremely nondescript.
Yue Yu couldn't help laughing: "I feel confused, forget it, I'll take it off."
Yin Mang grabbed her hand: "But I like it, I think it's very interesting, and you hung it up with your own hands, I won't allow you to take it away."
The corners of Yue Yu's lips raised involuntarily, and he still said: "I won't take it away, I just hang it up for you."
Yin Mang: "Where to change?"
Yue Yu: "Well..."
She looked Yin Mang up and down, only to feel that everything was hanging abruptly, but after looking at her waist for a long time, it seemed to be okay?
"Pfft."
There was the sound of falling into the water behind him, followed by cheers from the crowd.
Yue Yu came back to his senses, turned his head to look, and found that the players had returned to the small bridge at some point, and they were coming happily.
She froze for a moment, and asked Yin Mang, "What happened just now?"
Yin Mang: "You gave me a token of love."
"?" Yue Yu's head was full of question marks: "How did this become a promise... No, that's not what I want to ask! What were the ashes and the others doing just now? I don't seem to have noticed."
Yin Mang replied frankly: "I didn't pay attention either, I only see you."
Yue Yu: "..."
What a coincidence.
So is she.
Taking advantage of the ashes approaching, Yue Yu asked his doubts.
The ashes explained a lot, and after the wooden sculpture turned into a person was pushed into the water, he suddenly noticed that Yue Yu was wearing a mask, and he couldn't help coquettishly exaggerating how beautiful he was.
Yue Yu bowed his eyes to thank her, and when she walked away, Yin Mang touched the jade pendant on his body, perplexed: "Why is it okay for us to touch the things on the stall?"
Yue Yu didn't know, so he guessed: "Maybe some have problems and some don't."
Because of this accident, everyone didn't dare to stay any longer, and then walked forward.
The strange and weird things were left behind, and they turned along the road, and they were greeted by a beautifully decorated...brothel.
Yue Yu's red lips parted slightly, he was a little stunned: "Why is this brothel open in the middle of the road?"
Egg fried rice was in a trance: "Forcing us to go in and consume."
The ashes: "Is there a prostitute? What should I do if I don't have money to spend? Can I go whoring for nothing?"
Ye Ao: "... Be careful, I saw a shadow moving inside."
Everyone shuddered and realized the seriousness of the problem instantly.
Along the way, there was no one in the town, but a figure appeared in this strange brothel... No, it was a ghost, and anyone would feel uneasy.
But there is no way, if you want to live from now on, you must go in.
Yue Yu and Yin Mang held hands and walked forward with spirit.
After walking two steps, her consciousness was slightly in a trance, as if she had passed through a diaphragm and came to another place from the small town.
"Hee hee." The voice of charming laughter came from the front, and the two girls at the door ran briskly in front of Yue Yu, stretching out their hands to grab her, while seductively saying: "Sister, come in and play with my sister. "
"Whatever my sister likes, my younger sister will be like that."
"Sister, sister..."
With a confused face, Yue Yu subconsciously patted her hand away: "Don't touch me, where is my wife?"
What about the big wife who was standing beside her just now? ?
The girls kept laughing, but their tone changed: "Leave the yellow-faced woman and come play with my younger sisters."
"How interesting is cheating on your wife?"
"Sister, come and enjoy the joy of stealing love."
Yue Yu: "..."
This is all a mess.
She frowned, stood there motionless, and let the girl seduce her in every possible way, but ignored her.
Gradually, the voices of the girls faded away until they disappeared.
Yue Yu was dazed, looked up again, and found that he was still holding hands with Yin Mang, as if he hadn't moved half a step from the beginning to the end.
The surrounding players also stopped at the same place, their eyes closed unconsciously, with different expressions, especially the ashes who were the most excited, and whispered: "Hehehe...a handsome guy in uniform...hehehe...a handsome man in ancient costume ...Hey hey—what the hell, fried rice with eggs?!"
She was trembling all over, and opened her eyes suddenly, with horror still remaining in her eyes.
Yue Yu made an uh sound: "...Are you okay?"
The ashes were startled by her, jumped to the side and covered his heart, and it took a long time before he came back to his senses: "It's okay, it seems like I had a nightmare, it's too scary."
While she was talking, Yin Mang was sober, frowning with displeasure on his face. After seeing Yue Yu beside him, he loosened his brows and said with a little grievance, "Where did you go just now? I haven't been able to find it." You, drag those women to ask, and they won't tell me."
Yue Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, hugged her comfortingly, and patted her on the back: "We've been standing here, what happened just now should be an illusion."
Yin Mang was stunned, and then his expression changed, he tightened his arms around her waist, and said jealously: "So, those women are also pestering you?"
Yue looked at her: "What do you want to say? I wake up faster than you."
Yin Mang's momentum weakened, and he argued: "I want to find you..."
They were making fun of each other, and the ashes took the opportunity to come to the egg fried rice, blowing into the palm of the hand, and the smile returned to the face: "Baby, I'm here to wake you up."
The crisp crackling sound drilled into the ears of the players, buzzing like a mosquito. Many people struggled to open their eyes in annoyance, trying to slap the mosquito to death, and the egg fried rice was one of them.
And when she wakes up...
She stared wide-eyed, grabbed the ashes' hand, jumped up and said, "Do you dare to hit Dad?"
The ashes were secretly feeling refreshed, seeing her wake up so quickly, she shrank her head instantly: "Don't get me wrong! I'm helping you!"
Egg Fried Rice sneered sinisterly: "Do you think I believe it or not?"
After a long commotion, everyone except No. [-] left the illusion. Ye Ao rubbed his face, and calmly glanced at No. [-] beside him.
Catching his passing gaze, No. [-] asked with a smile, "Honey, what do you see me doing?"
Ye Ao said calmly: "Don't you like hooking up, coughing, making friends? I thought you would not be able to resist those people's warm invitations, and you would not be able to get out of the illusion."
No. [-]'s smile deepened, and he said meaningfully: "An illusion is an illusion after all, how can there be a living person... delicious?"
Ye Ao's expression remained unchanged: "Really?"
Then he turned his head and looked at Number Eight, whose eyes were still closed.
Number seven stood beside number eight, with a helpless look on his face, and patted the other's face with his palm, trying hard to wake him up.
Ye Ao thought for a while, raised his hand after getting closer, and slapped No. [-] with a big mouth.No. [-] didn't even struggle a bit, he plopped to the bottom, and his breath disappeared.
Seven's eyes widened.
Ye Ao also stared wide-eyed.
The two stared at each other, and no one spoke for a long time.
After a while, Ye Ao took a deep breath: "I see that you hit him too lightly, I'm afraid you won't be able to wake him up..."
No. [-]'s cheeks twitched: "He's just going to sleep forever."
Ye Ao was very embarrassed, he quickly squatted down, trying to perform CPR on No. [-].
It's a pity that no matter how much he tossed about, No. [-] didn't respond at all, obviously he was completely cold.
No. [-] was numb: "This death is too sudden. Seeing that the dungeon is about to be finished, why did such a mess happen?"
Ye Ao didn't say a word, reached out his hand silently to close No. [-]'s eyes, got up and said to No. [-]: "This is my problem, how about it, I'll discuss something with you..."
He hooked Number Seven's neck, dragged him into a corner, and made sure no one could hear him before speaking in a low voice.
**
The thrilling trip to the ancient town has just begun, and in the following time, the traps have not stopped.
After finally surviving the broadcast, everyone boarded the bus without stopping, and returned to the stage at high speed.
"Oh~ It seems that our guest No. [-] was unlucky and fell at the last moment." The broadcaster said with a smile: "Then our guest No. [-] can only be implicated, and we will follow suit—"
"Wait!" Ye Ao interrupted suddenly, his eyes calm and said: "I remember that in the rules of the blind date, it doesn't say that guests can't abandon their current partner and hold hands with another person, right?"
Hearing his speech as a 'scumbag', everyone looked at him in surprise, except that No. [-] was wrong, and his expression suddenly became gloomy.
The broadcast was also a bit novel: "Indeed...Could it be that guest No. [-] wants to leave guest No. [-] behind and go with No. [-]?"
Ye Ao nodded without hesitation: "Yes!"
Finally, No. [-] couldn't bear it any longer, and said angrily, "How dare you!"
She bared her teeth, her hair rose up without wind, and floated behind her. Her beautiful face was now distorted, hideous and frightening, like an evil ghost.
The broadcaster interjected at the right time, and said with a smile: "Guest No. [-] did not violate the rules of blind date, what he did is feasible, so guest No. [-], please calm down and cooperate with our next program flow."
As soon as the announcement was made on the radio, he wished he could rush up and tear up No. [-] who was a 'scumbag', so he had to swallow his anger, sat down on the chair again, and stared at the master with eerie arrogance.
Ye Ao's back shivered, a bad premonition rose in his heart, and he vaguely felt that he was being stared at.
"Okay, the blind date for three days and two nights is over, and the guests have all found their favorite objects, so let us see now, whether they choose a human... or a ghost!"
As the cadenced words of the broadcast fell, the curtain suddenly opened, and a large screen appeared.
A line of words slowly appeared on the screen: [In love, the first choice is 'three days and two nights'!Whether you are a single person, a single dog or a single ghost, you can break the curse of being single...]
Everyone: "..."
No, this can also insert advertisements? ?
After a full 60 seconds of the commercial, the tense atmosphere just now has disappeared.Under everyone's silent gaze, the advertisement ended and the text appeared.
[Number of people participating in this blind date: ten people. ]
[Eliminated in the blind date: three people. ]
[Currently remaining: seven people. ]
[checking……]
[Guest No. [-] is not accompanied by a lover, and will be eliminated at this moment, and will not participate in the upcoming couple revealing challenge! ]
The lights above Nine's head suddenly went out, leaving her in darkness.
She didn't lose her composure as before, she just stared at Ye Ao for three seconds with icy eyes, and then disappeared into the darkness without a sound.
The light flickered on the screen, and new words appeared.
[Couple secret challenge, start now! ]
[Ghost: Three people. ]
[Eliminated: one person. ]
[Identity: Guest No. [-]. ]
Ye Ao frowned, and No. [-] beside him wiped his sweat: "I didn't expect you to guess correctly, but luckily you betrayed in time."
Egg Fried Rice took it seriously: "Fortunately, you are smart, otherwise there would only be me and the ashes in our team...the ashes? Why are you hiding so far away?"
Ashes smiled guilty: "I can see the screen more clearly from this side."
Egg Fried Rice was speechless: "You can still be nearsighted in the game? Are you fooling a ghost?"
[Hidden ghost: two people. ]
[Identity: Guest No. [-]. ]
[Lover: Guest number six. ]
[Hand in hand successfully... The hunt begins! ]
The air on the stage was quiet, and the quiet needle drop could be heard. Everyone stared wide-eyed, and their eyeballs were about to fall off. Everyone, including Yue Yu, looked in surprise as if they had expected it. This meeting was hiding in the corner of the stage. of ashes.
Facing the gazes gathered together, the ashes sweated on his forehead, his voice fluttered, and he let out an awkward dry smile: "Ha, hahahahahaha, if I have the chance, I really want to be a good person, but... I'm sorry Fried rice with eggs! I got a joke card!"
She clasped her hands in front of her eyes, bowed ninety degrees to the egg fried rice, and said, "I don't know why a player like me got the ghost status, but since I got it, we don't dare to ask, we don't dare Said, I can only bite the bullet and play down..."
She pitifully begged for mercy, but she was still choked with anger.
She rolled up her sleeves and wanted to fight with the ashes, but in the next second, the light above her head was suddenly extinguished, and her figure became blurred and disappeared instantly.
The number of surviving people on the screen slowly decreased by one, and Ye Ao recovered from his disbelief, turned his head to look at Yin Mang and Yue Yu, his pupils trembled and said, "You... one of you is really human?!"
Yin Mang shook his head: "You are wrong."
Ye Ao came to a sudden: "The statistics on this screen are wrong! You are all ghosts!"
Yin Mang looked at him helplessly: "You're talking the wrong way, she and I are both human beings."
"Impossible!" Grandpa looked up at the screen in disbelief.
Words slowly appeared on the screen.
[Hidden ghost: one person. ]
[identity……]
[—Guest No. [-]. ]
"...Xiao Yu?" Yin Mang, who had just refuted Master Ao just now, was stunned and looked at Yue Yu in bewilderment.
Yue Yu got off the chair, stepped on the air, and floated lightly in the air in the eyes of everyone.
"I'm a ghost, I've always been." She calmly revealed her identity, and only then did she assume the role of the current character, with a nasty smile on her lips: "You are my prey, Yin Mang."
Yin Mang was startled
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