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The Moutai that Xie Shuangchen brought over for lunch opened. He didn't drink it himself, but poured Ye Ling a glass. Ye Ling was not familiar with the place, so he only had a symbolic drink, fearing that he would make a fool of himself if he drank too much.

While taking care of Ye Ling, Xie Shuangchen wondered what Yao Sheng could do.Yao Sheng always had a smile on his face, as if his secrets were not to be revealed.

After everyone got off the table, Xie Shuangchen asked, "Where's the miracle?"

Yao Sheng said, "Open Weibo and read it yourself."

Xie Shuangchen opened Weibo, and the overwhelming news made his client a bit stuck.He clicked on the trending search, and there was a keyword called "Peerless Old Artist". Curiously, he clicked in, and the popular content was an account of traditional folk art performers who were eye-catching on various stages during the Spring Festival.

80.00% of them are Yao Sheng, interspersed with photos and videos of Xie Shuangchen when he performed at Tianjin TV station, with introductions to the art careers of these young and old artists.

It seems to have a lot of background when it is taken out.

These are not important, what contemporary sand sculpture netizens love most is appearance, and Yao Sheng and Xie Shuangchen have an advantage in this regard.

It is common for Peking opera actors to have outstanding looks. Yao Sheng's favorite point is that he is a female role, and his daily photos are in great contrast to the female characters he plays.His girlfriend fan, Nisu fan, career fan, and fans who don't understand anything but like to be blind are very balanced, sweeping Weibo like a storm passing through.

Generally speaking, his resume is too domineering, and passers-by have a high degree of favorability. There is no CP video of the Republic of China actor with him on station B, and he is ashamed to say that he is a star artist.

Xie Shuangchen was different.

In the photo, he was wearing a frosty white satin and gold-woven gown, and he was a rich and handsome guy. Who would have thought that this brother was actually a cross talk talker?

The contrast was too great, and the sand sculpture netizens suddenly became excited, and their passion spread.

As long as there is a marketing point for this kind of thing, once the materials are spread out, there will be overwhelming discussions, and the discussion will definitely not be low.The one he performed in the Tianjin TV Spring Festival Gala was a newly written cross talk, which was very internet-like. After watching it, everyone expressed that they were bald with laughter.

It spreads ten to ten, hundreds of times, Yao Sheng bought the hot search, Xie Shuangchen became the biggest winner, and the number of fans on Weibo increased. Everyone came to watch the fairy brother, and even dug out many of his life photos, bursting into tears Lick the screen.

Wait until I see the photo of himself and Ye Ling that he posted back then...

Sometimes the traffic is more turbulent than that of your aunt, and you don't know what they like about you, but it's like seeing ten thousand years, life and death.

Yan Xinglian chooses the standard of happiness: love is in the face, no matter whether we know each other before this, the face is good-looking, falling in love in a second, throwing blood and eating shit is all right!But the face is gone, I won't love you even if you act and eat shit!

Although eating shit is really awesome.

"I think...you have to give me money." Yao Sheng looked at the battle situation and said seriously to Xie Shuangchen.

"Ah?" Xie Shuangchen pretended to be stupid, "What money?"

Yao Sheng stretched out his hand: "Fuck your mother and pay back the money!"

Xie Shuangchen touched his body for a long time and found three yuan of steel coins, threw it to Yao Sheng and said, "Take it and buy Langwei Xian."

"A fraction is not enough to buy a fart!" Yao Sheng was angry.

"It's okay to buy a fart." Xie Shuangchen replied, "Okay, okay, I have to go back to my master, and I will play with you later." He went to say goodbye to Yao Fuxiang, dragged Ye Ling and slipped away.

In the car, Xie Shuangchen threw his mobile phone to Ye Ling: "Mr. Ye, please tell me something, open the private message and read it to me one by one?"

Ye Ling saw that Xie Shuangchen's private message list on Weibo had exploded, and they were all unread with red dots. When he opened one, several new ones would come in at the same time.

"Little brother looks good, he's so handsome, confess." Ye Ling read with a blank face.

"Did you not read the tone?" Xie Shuangchen asked while driving, "It's so bland, I think it's impossible for them not to put an exclamation mark?"

Ye Ling asked: "Do you still want to speak?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "No matter what, you must speak more humanly than Google Girl!"

Ye Ling couldn't understand it, so he continued to read it in his own indifferent tone.

"Little brother is so handsome that my legs are weak. I just watched your cross talk show and really wanted me to blow rainbow farts. How can there be someone as good as you in the world with a good looks."

"Your hormones were like a knife through my heart."

"Isn't this level of beauty really a foul? I really want to swing on my brother's eyelashes, listen to my brother's mouth talking about the most beautiful piercing in the world, and watch my brother's beautiful hand slapping his mouth fast. Brother, take a look at me." !"

"Where can I watch my brother perform? I want to spend money for my brother."

Ye Ling recited these rainbow farts very smoothly. He seemed to have no shame in reading all of them seamlessly. Xie Shuangchen who was on the side was almost dying of listening. He just wanted to stop the car and laugh wildly while shaking off his goosebumps.

"Now these little girls can really..." He interspersed with Ye Ling's reading to express his opinion.

"Husband fucks me."

A sudden stop!The car stopped on the side of the road, and both Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling's bodies jumped forward due to inertia.

"What are you doing?" Ye Ling finally got a little expression, annoyed.

"..." Xie Shuangchen looked at Ye Ling with a weird expression, and after a long time he hesitated and said, "Ms. Ye, your request...is very...creative..."

"..." Ye Ling finally came to his senses, and threw the phone at Xie Shuangchen's face, "Are you sick! Didn't you let me read it? Get out of the car! Get out!"

Xie Shuangchen yelled: "Miss Ye, why do you read everything! You scared me! Oh, don't kick me! My face! My face with a fairy face!"

The two were tossing and turning in the car, and there was a "dong dong" sound from the car window.

The glass slid down, and the police uncle saluted them both without changing his face, saying, "Comrade, you cannot park here."

The apprentices of the Xie family are all entertainers, and they are very busy during the Chinese New Year, so Xie Fangbi did not ask them to come.

But the rule is such a rule, three festivals and two lives, no matter what happens, you have to come back and have a look.That dinner on New Year's Eve is useless, so Xie's family is usually on the first day of junior high school.

Everyone was there, this was the second time Ye Ling saw people so tidy, but he was a little curious, pulled Xie Shuangchen and asked in a low voice: "Your eldest sister is not coming back?"

It stands to reason that this is the old man's own daughter. How big a gap is there between father and daughter and they don't go home to see it during the New Year?

"She must have used this excuse and that excuse again." Xie Shuangchen said in a low voice, "It has been many years."

"Mr. Xie didn't mention it?" Ye Ling asked.

Xie Shuangchen said: "Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite."

Ye Ling is a sensible person, after hearing this, she shut up and didn't ask.

That night, Zheng Shuangqi was still in charge of cooking, using all the ingredients brought by Li Shuangping and Yang Shuanglin. Yang Shuanglin made a joke of Xie Shuangchen: "Old Five, you come empty-handed, and punish yourself with three cups tonight!"

Xie Shuangchen pulled Ye Ling: "Didn't I bring Teacher Ye here? How could it be empty-handed?"

Ye Ling held his forehead, really wanting to find a crack in the ground to get in.

"Hahahaha." Li Shuangping said with a smile, "Okay, you two drink together." He is a very middle-of-the-road person, he likes to be a peacemaker, and he only wants everyone to be harmonious when he talks and does things.He knew that Yang Shuanglin was by the side when his master beat Xie Shuangchen before, and he was always worried that Master Xie Shuangchen's temper would come up and argue with Yang Shuanglin.

New Year's Eve, not worth it.

"Hurry up and eat!" Zheng Shuangqi said, "The food won't taste that good when it's cold. The ingredients are very expensive, so don't waste them."

When everyone was seated, Xie Fangbi had to say a few symbolic words.The content is not much different from previous years, except that this year there is an extra sentence, calling them brothers to unite.

"I haven't been very active in the literary and art circles since my fourth brother passed away." Xie Fangbi said, "Over the years, you guys have also started your own careers. I used to be most worried about my fifth son, but my fifth son also has I have found a satisfactory partner, and the two children are very good. I hope that the future will be smooth sailing. People, they will grow old and die. I look at the body now, but it is hard to say about fate." It was a big blow. He is a person who has seen a lot of worlds and experienced a lot of wind and rain. However, it is always difficult for a white-haired person to send a black-haired person. Even in these years, he himself has become a lot more free-wheeling. He does not know that this moment of life and death How will it happen to you.

"Master, it's New Year's Eve." Li Shuangping comforted Xie Fangbi's hand, "It's been a long time since the fourth brother has been gone, and I definitely don't want to see you like this. Aren't we all doing well?"

"Yes, Master." Yang Shuanglin agreed.

"Birth, old age, sickness and death, if I still can't see things like this at my age, I really can't find it for myself." Xie Fangbi said indifferently, "The key is you guys... Let's talk about cross talk since ancient times. There hasn't been any special scenery. It is incomparable with Beijing opera and opera. In terms of folk art alone, the finale in the garden has always been a big drum. It is very good to say that cross talk can be ranked second. I have experienced good times and bad times. This era belongs to you now. I don’t know whether it is good or bad, and I may not last until the day when there is a result. But you still have a long time, and you can still verify it. You must be fully aware of your own responsibilities, Keep in mind one sentence, the most important thing about art is inheritance, and whoever can pass it on and carry it forward is the real mainstay.”

Everyone was silent, Xie Fangbi poured a glass of wine slowly, raised his glass, and said: "Counting the romantic people, let's look at the present!"

The disciples clinked glasses with the master and drank it all in one gulp. The porcelain cup made a crisp sound when it was placed on the table, and everyone seemed to have their own concerns.

After all, it's Chinese New Year, no matter what, it should be happy and harmonious, father is kind, son is filial, brother and brother are respectful, Xie Shuangchen even deliberately poured Ye Ling a few more cups, after a while Ye Ling's eyes turned red, and she sat on the chair in a daze.

It was late at night, and the feeling of poetry and wine was gradually fading, and everyone was a little drunk, so Xie Fangbi left the venue.Everyone drank, it was late, and it was not very convenient to call a car on the first night of the new year, so they all stayed at Xie Fangbi's place.

Naturally, Xie Shuangchen, the youngest, had to tidy up the room. The rules were just like this, so he couldn't say anything.

Everyone dispersed, Ye Ling walked slowly, wanting to blow the cold wind in the yard to sober up, when suddenly he heard someone calling him from behind.

"Little Ye."

Ye Ling turned back: "Sir?"

"I told you to live, you can also call me teacher." Xie Fangbi smiled.The teacher he mentioned is not a respectful title, but a teacher who preaches, receives karma and solves doubts.

"Teacher." Ye Ling called out respectfully, but his nose was a bit stuffy, and he sounded a little naive, not as cold as usual.

Xie Fangbi sat on a chair in the corridor, looked up at the moon, and said, "You have lived and ate with Lao Wu for more than half a year, what do you think of him? What do you think of him?"

"..." Xie Shuangchen's sleazy, playful look at the beginning made Ye Ling unbearable to look back on, but after getting along for a long time, he felt that Xie Shuangchen was capable, but his ability...Ye Ling didn't know how to describe it, there was always a kind of vigor Feeling helpless, I can only say: "He... has a childish temper."

"I'm used to it." Xie Fangbi said with a shameful smile, "Old Wu has never wandered around since he was a child, he will get whatever he likes, and he will never give up until he achieves his goal. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a playboy. But I I always feel that he has energy."

"What?" Ye Ling didn't understand.

Xie Fangbi sat there and fell silent, then waved his hands and said, "Xiaoye, I heard from Lao Wu that you are very knowledgeable, why do you talk about cross talk? Why do you like to talk about cross talk?"

Ye Ling wasn't very clear at first, so she said instinctively, "I'm from Tianjin."

"Should Tianjin people like to talk about cross talk?" Xie Fangbi said, "Then don't all Beijingers like to eat stewed food?"

"I don't know." Ye Ling shook her head, trying to wake herself up, "When I was in middle school, I did not do well in an exam. I was very afraid of facing teachers and parents. I didn't know how to explain it to myself. I was walking alone on the road, and I bought a ticket to listen to the cross talk. I remember it very clearly. At that time, it was an old gentleman who was speaking about "Bachelor of Interpretation". I just sat in the first row and listened. I thought it was very funny at the time. After listening to it, I seemed to forget all the unhappy things. It was the first time I had a concrete concept of cross talk, and I gradually fell in love with it. Can't tell why."

""Bachelor Xie"?" Xie Fangbi glanced at him, and said in a low voice, "spring rain is as expensive as oil, and it rains all over the streets.

This doggerel immediately brought back memories of Ye Ling, he laughed and said, "It's really interesting."

Xie Fangbi said: "When I talk about it myself occasionally, I also find it very interesting."

Ye Ling paused, and said seriously: "I don't think I'm an interesting person, I'm not very good at talking, and I'm not very emotional, so it's hard to resonate with others. But I think the most important thing in life is happiness. It was bad at times, but the feeling of being happy in that moment was real and that moment was enough for me."

Xie Fangbi looked at Ye Ling, carefully sized up this young man who always looked calm and unfazed, and seemed to understand why Xie Shuangchen wanted Ye Ling desperately.

"Master." Xie Shuangchen came out of the room, "I've made arrangements for my brothers, it's getting late, you should rest too." He approached, looked at Ye Ling, and asked, "What are you two talking about?" ? Isn’t it cold at night?”

"Just chatting casually." Xie Fangbi stood up and stretched his waist, "Let's rest."

Xie Shuangchen said good night to Xie Fangbi, entered the room with Ye Ling, and asked, "What are you talking about with Master so energetically?"

Ye Ling said: "Mr. wants to pass on a unique skill to me, saying that he has never taught it to you, do you believe it?"

"Anything you want." Xie Shuangchen said, "The ability belongs to the master, whoever the old man likes to pass it on to, can an apprentice be so lenient?"

Ye Ling smiled lightly: "It would be great if they all have the same thoughts as you."

"What?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

"Are you really stupid or fake?" Ye Ling said, "Didn't you understand what Mr. said at dinner?"

"So what if you don't understand?" Xie Shuangchen said with a smile, "Mr. Ye, let's be a human being. It's boring to see everything clearly. Life is like this. No matter how thorough you are, what can you do? It's hard to be confused. .”

Ye Ling said: "This is not like what you can say."

"Separate people." Xie Shuangchen said, "I definitely don't say that with my senior brothers. They think I'm a kid who doesn't understand shit, so I'll show them. It's worth digging my heart and soul with you."

Ye Ling said: "How long have we known each other?"

"Some people can't even talk about friendship when they get along for a lifetime." Xie Shuangchen said, "But there are some people who know at a glance that they are the one they are waiting for."

"Homophobic, leave." Ye Ling stood up, walked away, washed her face and went to bed.

Xie Fangbi called out to all his disciples early in the morning, practicing in summer and practicing in winter, no matter how famous you are outside, you will always be a disciple when you come to the master. If the master wants to check his homework, he has to get up no matter how unwilling he is. .

Li Shuangping, who was in his forties or fifties, stood in front of Xie Fangbi obediently and obediently.Xie Shuangchen stood at the end and kept yawning, feeling that it was still some time before it was his turn.

Xie Fangbi also wanted to order Ye Ling to buy breakfast, but then he thought that no one would come out for the Chinese New Year, so he quickly asked Zheng Shuangqi to cook, so that the whole family would not be hungry in the morning.

The first three of them have already married and established businesses, and today they have to accompany their daughter-in-law back to their natal home, and they have to leave after breakfast.Coincidentally, Xie Huan made a video call to Xie Shuangchen. Xie Shuangchen looked at Xie Fangbi and mouthed: "Eldest sister."

Xie Fangbi turned his face away, and Li Shuangping said, "Fifth, you can pick him up here."

Xie Shuangchen made a face, answered the phone, and Xie Huan's face immediately appeared on the screen.

"Eldest sister, did you wake up early enough?" Xie Shuangchen said carelessly.

"What, I'm in America." Xie Huan said, "It's night."

"What are you busy with? Thirty'er won't call my younger brother to say hello to me at night?"

Xie Huan scolded with a smile: "Who is greeting who! I haven't asked you yet? You are really nothing, fifth."

"Okay." Xie Shuangchen said, "Sister, do you have something else for me?"

Xie Huan said: "It's nothing, you should eat and drink, you can live comfortably, old man, don't worry about politics and food all day long, it's better to chop horses and feed firewood to travel around the world."

"Okay, your horse is also forbidden to be cut." Xie Shuangchen was afraid that Xie Huan would start scolding Xie Fangbi while talking, so he stopped quickly, "Then what, I will definitely take what you said, and I have to eat. Big sister, when will you Back home, have a drink or two?"

"I'll find you when I get back." Xie Huan said, "You can't die from drinking it, you little bastard."

"Sister." Xie Shuangchen harassed, "Help."

"roll!"

As soon as the phone was hung up, Xie Shuangchen was about to say something nice to Xie Huan, when Yang Shuanglin jokingly said, "Missy is very happy in the United States, Master, although she doesn't show up, she still misses you, you Don't always fight for breath, let's talk about it early, she is willing to come back, and we, father and son, master, apprentice, brothers and sisters, can also be reunited as soon as possible."

Li Shuangping echoed, "Huanhuan has a sharp mouth and a tofu heart, and his temper is too hard and stubborn..."

"She loves to come back and never come back, and never to come back even if she dies." Xie Fangbi's attitude turned cold in an instant, "I'll treat her as a girl without her!"

"It's New Year's Eve..." Li Shuangping was the third child again.

The meal felt a little bit unhappy, Ye Ling regarded herself as an invisible person, and just listened silently, the mystery of the family's questions in her heart was getting bigger and bigger.

About Zhou Shuangyu, about Xie Huan, about the relationship between master and apprentice...

He always felt that everything was not as simple as it seemed. Li Shuangping had the peaceful appearance of a big brother and elder, but he didn't have much right to speak.Doesn't Yang Shuanglin feel tired of worrying about everyone, Master's family, and Junior's future?Zheng Shuangqi showed the least, and he didn't look like an entertainer. He was like a layman, the vulgar kind, who only had money and food in his eyes.

Xie Shuangchen... Ye Ling glanced at the young man beside him, and felt that he couldn't understand him more and more.

Counting him as the youngest, counting him as the most monstrous, everyone in this family dotes on him, and Ye Ling also thought that Xie Shuangchen was using the standard script of a dandy young master.But the conversation last night gradually loosened this cognition in his heart.

The most fascinating one was Xie Fangbi, the old man only said seven or eight points, but there was more in his words, and the rest was for everyone to guess.Ye Ling didn't know who he was doing for.

A table, five masters and apprentices, Ye Ling is not in the play, and can only watch it silently with many questions and conjectures.

The author says:

In the old society, among the folk arts (not including operas) that could be heard in the garden, the drum was the mainstream and the finale performance.It was not until Mr. Hou Baolin came here that cross talk was used as a major axis for the first time.