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The wedding day was very lively, there were about twenty tables in a banquet hall, which showed that there were many relatives and friends on both sides.

Ye Ling was with Wang Zheng early in the morning, and when the wedding officially started, he was already a little sleepy.The master of ceremonies on the stage spoke standard wedding phrases, and after the bride and groom exchanged rings, and the parents finished talking, everyone started eating.

The newcomers came down to the table to toast, Wang Zheng didn't expect Ye Ling to hold the wine for him at all, but he had to drink two glasses anyway.Although he has known Ye Ling for many years, he has no idea about Ye Ling's drinking capacity.Ye Ling was also unambiguous, and she did what she was asked to do, her face turned red after two cups, which surprised Wang Zheng.

"Are you okay?" Wang Zheng asked, "You can tell me sooner if you can't drink."

Ye Ling shook her head: "It's okay."

Wang Zheng's wife said, "Brother, you are not as good as me."

Ye Ling blushed even more.

They walked around and came to the table by the man's side.There were not many people at this table, and there was only one man, Xie Shuangchen.He was telling jokes to some girls, doing magic tricks and making eye contact, which made them laugh frequently.Seeing that the next step is to add WeChat, the bride and groom are here.

"Yo, Brother Zheng, congratulations." Xie Shuangchen patted Wang Zheng's arm with a smile, "Sister-in-law is so beautiful." He raised his glass very proactively, and continued, "Brother, I wish brother Zheng and sister-in-law a happy marriage for a hundred years." Have a precious son early! Oh yes!" He picked up a book from a chair beside him and handed it to Wang Zheng, "A gift for Brother Zheng, and I wish Brother Zheng success in his new job!"

Everyone looked, it was a copy of "Steve Jobs Biography".

"Very good, very good." Wang Zheng smiled and took it away, asking Ye Ling to hold it for him.

"He's an Android developer." Ye Ling said mercilessly, "Why "Steve Jobs Biography"?"

Wang Zheng choked, he didn't expect Ye Ling to say such a word, the atmosphere was a bit awkward.

Xie Shuangchen continued, "Then I wish that Jobs' spirit in heaven will also bless our Android." Then he held up three chopsticks, bowed and gestured at Jobs' photo, and said to Wang Zheng, "Tomorrow I will give brother Zheng another Android. Little robot, two people together, put second brother Guan in the back, Asuka on the left and Rei Ayanami on the right. May there be no stupid bugs in the world, and programmers will be happy and safe. China’s mobile Internet industry can’t live without you, Brother Zheng! I think it’s for our greatness A toast to Steve Jobs for his vision."

What he said made everyone amused, and Wang Zheng even pretended to raise his glass to him.Ye Ling stood behind Wang Zheng and wanted to roll her eyes. How could a person be so thick-skinned as to snatch the microphone from the owner and speak on the mic?It seems that Wang Zheng got married today, not Xie Shuangchen, right?Is it worth wearing a suit to pretend to be aggressive?Can't get hot all over with prickly heat?What kind of nonsense is this talking about?

It's just that Ye Ling was a little drunk, her cheeks were reddish and she looked straight ahead, her eyes were hazy, unable to reveal any inner turmoil, but a little innocent, as if it wasn't him who was bullying Xie Shuangchen, but Xie Shuangchen who bullied him.

Xie Shuangchen and Wang Zheng had a drink and then raised the second glass. As soon as he raised his hand, he said to Ye Ling behind Wang Zheng: "Hey, I said, you don't block the wine for the groom? Are you disrespecting Jobs?"

Ye Ling came back to her senses, and glared at Xie Shuangchen: "I use a Nokia, that's fine!"

Wang Zheng smiled and said, "He doesn't drink very well, but he's good at it, so don't make things difficult for him."

"Chinese people have to drink two cups on festivals and happy events. Looking back on three festivals and two birthdays, what will you do if you go to Master's house with me?" Xie Shuangchen said with a sad face.

Ye Ling blushed even more when he was choked by his words. Now he even wondered whether Wang Zheng had signed some kind of human transaction contract with Xie Shuangchen in private. How did it come to Xie Shuangchen? gone?

"Is there shit in your head!" Ye Ling was furious, and turned to Wang Zheng, "I haven't asked you yet, why did he come?"

Wang Zheng didn't know what to say, but on someone with long legs, where did he want to go?

Being speechless, Xie Shuangchen drank the wine in the glass, put down the glass, and pulled Ye Ling aside.

"It's a good day for someone to get married, why are you still making such a fuss? Isn't this a joke?" Xie Shuangchen was very reasonable.

Ye Ling was even angrier when she heard this, but it is true that they are getting married here, and it is really embarrassing for him to lose his temper, so he lowered his voice and gritted his teeth and said, "Why don't you call me 'you'? Little Fifth Master is not a decent person Is it?"

"It's too old. Besides, I always call you 'you', and I call you old." Xie Shuangchen still looked very reasonable.

"You asked Brother Zheng to intercede with you?" Ye Ling said, "Are you annoying?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "If I don't grind and practice, I won't be a hero. Don't shit for three months, persevere."

"But what kind of partner do you want to change?" Ye Ling was speechless, and didn't even want to pay attention to his witty words, "Did you and I know each other before? Do you know what kind of person I am? What do you want? Mr. Xie's fingers don't all belong to you? We are not suitable, why do you say you are going to work with me? You are not from the same world at all, and you can't play together. "

"How do you know it's not suitable if you don't try it?" Xie Shuangchen smiled, arched his back a little, patted Ye Ling's face lightly with his palm, approached him and said, "But you have something to say, as long as my master If you are willing to come forward, don’t you have to follow me? You said at the beginning that you must have a respected old man, is my master enough? A man stands upright, and if you say something and go back, you will smell a thousand farts.”

Ye Ling shook Xie Shuangchen: "Why didn't your master kill you?"

Xie Shuangchen said with a smile: "If my master beats me to death, how can I still be your senior brother, my Lingxian'er?" Ye Ling grabbed his arm and asked, "What do you mean? "

"Ah?" Xie Shuangchen said, "What's wrong? I don't mean to be very gay, don't get me wrong."

Ye Ling said: "I said the front!"

Xie Shuangchen thought for a while, and said: "Oh! Don't you like cross talk? I don't think anyone taught you, and you haven't learned from a teacher, have you? I asked my master to accept you as an apprentice, and you will be my partner, right? Good things come in pairs?"

"Don't fool me!" Ye Ling's mind was a little confused, "Mr. Xie is too old to accept apprentices, how, how is it possible..."

"How is it impossible?" Xie Shuangchen said with a vow, "It's up to people!" He also said nicely on the scene, trying to trick Ye Ling first, and as for the master... Kneel down and roll around on the floor begging for the boss Can you find a compromise?In a traditional business like theirs, master-student inheritance is a very important link, and many skills are taught orally by the master to the apprentice.Not having a master is equivalent to not having a father. The origin is unknown and no one will recognize it.

Many things can only be performed after Master has taught them.Many questions that you don't understand can be asked by others, and others will not explain too much, so if you want to ask, you can ask Master.

This thing is the craft of eating, and in the old society it was rice, and gradually it became a rule.

Not to mention whether this rule is good or bad, since you have entered this door, you must abide by it.

Ye Ling is a native of Tianjin. As a child, he listened to cross talk talks by famous artists of Tianjin's generation in Xiyuanzi Teahouse.He is very smart, and he can remember many things after listening to them three or five times.He performed for everyone at the school's theatrical performances. He came to Beijing at the university and joined the school's folk art club, and he has been performing as an amateur until now.

Yes, he is always an amateur, so no one cares about him.Who would go to an amateur singer in a bar to ask for copyright fees for a cover song?But if he really wants to enter this business, he must have an identity background.

Just like Xie Shuangchen, it doesn't matter if he recites Xie Fangbi's classics outside, because Xie Fangbi taught him and gave him the word "Shuang", and no one else can do it.

Faced with Xie Shuangchen's proposal, Ye Ling suddenly hesitated.

But on second thought, why hesitate now?Xie Shuangchen chased after his ass for half a year, and he was only moved when he said everything like this in the end.

This entanglement is all Ye Ling's inner drama, Xie Shuangchen can only see that Ye Ling is silent, and doesn't know what Ye Ling is thinking.Xie Shuangchen was afraid that Ye Ling's words would choke him, so he said, "I'm not lying, how about I give you a written proof?"

"You're almost done." Ye Ling said, "I'm too lazy to talk to you now, and I don't want to scold you."

Xie Shuangchen asked: "What about that moment? Where are you going when it's over?"

Ye Ling frowned: "Where do I go is none of your business?"

"Can I ask?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Why, do you have 60 billion fans around the world, and you keep your travel schedule secret?"

Ye Ling looked at Xie Shuangchen speechlessly, why does this guy always make up rhymes?Have a rhyme obsession?

Why not play hip-hop?What are you talking about?

"Even the itinerary of the traffic niche is not confidential, right? You can choose not to tell, but I absolutely have the right to ask." Xie Shuangchen was eloquent.

Ye Ling shook her head: "Stop being reasonable."

"I don't." Xie Shuangchen said, "I am the world champion of the reasoning contest, and even my master can't beat me."

Ye Ling said angrily, "You're a bitch!"

Wang Zheng had already had another round of drinking with his daughter-in-law, and when he came back to see the two of them were still chattering away, Ye Ling's face was even redder than before, and she stepped forward and asked, "What are you talking about?"

"I..." Ye Ling was about to speak when Xie Shuangchen interrupted, "Talking about our happy life in the future."

"In the future?" Wang Zheng had a weird expression on his face, "You're driving a little fast, aren't you?"

"Dirty!" Xie Shuangchen scolded with a smile.Ye Ling turned his back slightly, his mind was still muddled, he didn't want to answer any of these two people's words.

After the banquet was over, Ye Ling accompanied Wang Zheng to take care of everything before planning to leave. Originally, Wang Zheng said that he would send him off, but it was not certain who would send him off after he drank so much wine just now.Unexpectedly, Xie Shuangchen also died to the end, and volunteered to say that he would send Ye Ling off.

"Didn't you drink too?" Ye Ling asked.

"No." Xie Shuangchen said, "I drank plain water when toasting, didn't you see that? How can I drink alcohol when I drive here, the driver tears two tears for his relatives, I am a law-abiding citizen."

Ye Ling is crazy.

Xie Shuangchen just pushed Ye Ling onto the passenger seat.

"Where are you going?" he asked simply.

"School." Ye Ling also answered simply.

"Didn't you graduate? The school can still let you live?" Xie Shuangchen said to himself, "Is the current technical school also with good accommodation conditions?"

Ye Ling didn't pay attention to what he said, and answered with a vague "hmm".He didn't bother to talk nonsense with Xie Shuangchen, so he set up a navigation and said, "Follow the navigation."

Xie Shuangchen listened to the voice of the navigation all the way and drove towards Haidian, thinking that the technical school in Beijing also had to hang out on Xueyuan Road.

"I think it's good to learn more knowledge. If you have a skill, you can do other things even if you don't talk about cross talk." Xie Shuangchen couldn't relax, "Look at me, I haven't continued to study since I graduated from high school. In fact, my master wanted me to finish college, but I didn't like reading very much. Of course, I didn't like talking about cross talk very much at that time. Although I did learn the basic skills very well, the brackets are not boasting, but I always feel that this The things belong to the old men. My classmates all want to be idol stars. It’s really embarrassing for me to talk about cross talk on Tianqiao in a coat. But it doesn’t require a degree to talk about cross talk. What I learned, at most, is that I have attended school now. It sounds nice, as if it can elevate cross talk to an elegant art level. Hey, why do you want to learn how to burn a boiler? What do you think? Why don’t you learn a beauty and hairdressing?"

Ye Ling got a headache from his nagging: "You have to take care of everything I learn? Why don't you learn beauty and hairdressing, as well as manicure and makeup!"

Xie Shuangchen said, "I don't have that talent!"

"Then I have the talent to burn boilers, okay!" Ye Ling replied.

The female voice in the navigation said that there were still 100 meters to reach the destination. Xie Shuangchen stopped the car on the side of the road, looked at the front in a daze, and asked suspiciously: "Your school..."

"Let's go here." Ye Ling loosened his seat belt and wanted to get out of the car.Xie Shuangchen was still looking at it with his head tilted, and asked: "Is there really no need to send you off? There are more people at the gate of Tsinghua University and the road conditions are not very good. Don't lose face and walk more by yourself. There doesn't seem to be any professional technical schools around here, right?"

Now that Ye Ling understood, he immediately rolled his eyes, snorted coldly, took out the student ID card that was about to expire from his pocket, and showed it to Xie Shuangchen against Xie Shuangchen's face.

Ye Ling, Tsinghua University Department of Energy and Power Engineering Thermal Engineering, postgraduate.

Next to it is a one-inch bareheaded photo of Ye Ling himself, who is gentle and cold.

Xie Shuangchen almost looked cross-eyed. He never expected that Ye Ling was a university bully, and he had just educated him for a long time.

He was embarrassed and swallowed subconsciously.

"See clearly?" Ye Ling put away her student ID card, knocked on the car door, "Can I go? Brother?"

"Ye, goodbye, Teacher Ye." Xie Shuangchen replied respectfully.

As for this person, success depends on external factors, but failure absolutely depends on oneself.