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In the early morning, the city wakes up in the misty light of deep winter. The cold streets and the rushing crowds at the train station indicate that the Spring Festival is approaching day by day.How many people regard the Spring Festival as their farewell to the city and a part of life.

Xie Shuangchen curled up under the quilt for a long time before finally stretching his waist. The quilt was kicked away, and the sun shone on him.The side effect of the volatilization of alcohol is dizziness, even if he didn't drink too much last night, it was somewhat affected.

Without opening his eyes, he stretched out his arms and groped on the bed a few times, mumbling: "Ms. Ye..."

No one ignored him.

He didn't believe in evil, he still touched the other side of the bed, his body almost turned sideways, and he didn't touch anything.

Xie Shuangchen opened his eyes and raised his head, he was the only one in the room warmed by the sun.He was stunned for two or three seconds, and then a carp got up and ran barefoot into the living room.

"Ms. Ye?" he called, "Ye Ling?! Where is he?"

There were only a few rooms in total, Xie Shuangchen searched all the toilets, not to mention Ye Ling's figure, there was not even a hair.The watch on the wall showed that it was 12:30 noon, Xie Shuangchen grabbed the phone and called Ye Ling.

As a result, no one answered, and no one responded to the message.

Xie Shuangchen panicked immediately, fear of the unknown swept over his nerves.Since he was a child, he has read a lot of dramas, and he can recite five hundred stories of this kind of story of abandonment and ignorance.Could it be that Ye Ling looks quiet and gentle, but is actually so old and naughty, running away after sleeping?

What kind of plot is this?

But Xie Shuangchen can't be blamed for thinking about this matter. After waking up after a night of tenderness, most people would want to open their eyes and see the other party before kissing and hugging... Don't talk about what to do when you get up at noon and run out. Su still has the strength to run out the door, but he is really healthy.

Just as Xie Shuangchen was thinking deeply about his tragic story, the screen of the phone lit up, and Ye Ling replied to his message.

"What's wrong?" Ye Ling asked.

"Where did you go?" Xie Shuangchen added a series of question marks, and also sent a cat screaming emoji.

"Go home." Ye Ling said concisely.

"Go home?" Xie Shuangchen went crazy, typing frantically, "Which home are you going back to?"

"Tianjin." Still concise.

"Tianjin? Didn't you fight with your parents and run away? How did you go back?" Xie Shuangchen wrote a long string of words, and after typing, he found that he was off topic, and immediately dragged him back, "You ran away early in the morning. What do you mean? Why don't you tell me? What do you want?"

The navigation bar kept showing the words "the other party is typing", Xie Shuangchen kept staring at it, and Ye Ling typed for several minutes, Xie Shuangchen felt that his patience was almost worn out, and only saw a few words sent by the other party.

"I do not know."

you do not know?Xie Shuangchen stood up with a "chuckle" and called Ye Ling.

"What are you doing..." Ye Ling answered the phone with a very low voice, which was almost covered by the noisy environment.Hearing his listless tone, Xie Shuangchen couldn't express his temper, so he could only suppress his voice and say, "What do you mean you don't know?"

"Literally." Ye Ling said hesitantly, "I don't know why my brain gets hot when I drink too much... Hey, don't worry too much about it."

"What do you mean I don't care too much?" Xie Shuangchen found it difficult to talk to Ye Ling on the phone, "Where is your home in Tianjin? I'll buy a ticket and go find you now."

"Don't come here, why bother?" Ye Ling refused, "I don't want to see you now, you and Beijing have a good New Year, if there is anything else, we will talk about it after the year."

"Hello!" Xie Shuangchen yelled, Ye Ling simply hung up the phone.

Xie Shuangchen's anger exploded on the spot, and his mood fluctuated throughout the day and night like huge waves.Why is it that other people just sleep to relieve their worries and live a happy life from then on, but he has just started the dungeon progress here?

And why does it seem that the copy of the normal mode has suddenly become a hero mode?

Xie Shuangchen was an unrelenting master. At that moment, he really wanted to put on clothes and go to Beijing South Railway Station for Tianjin, but he turned around and thought, Tianjin is so big, where could he find Ye Ling?Shouting loudspeakers all over the world?It's not realistic.

He could only call Ye Ling again, but Ye Ling turned off the phone directly.

Xie Shuangchen sat on the sofa very dejectedly, he tried his best to keep calm and rational, and carefully sorted out what happened in the past 24 hours.

During the day, everyone was making final preparations for Feng Baolu's performance. In the evening, the official performance was performed. After midnight, everyone drank alcohol. After the group broke up, he took Ye Ling home.

After returning home, everything is normal.

And then... fell asleep.

Xie Shuangchen spent three to five days reminiscing about the things that followed. This was a very strange and exciting experience, as if something that had been lacking in his heart was about to be filled.Ye Ling had the most touching expression he had ever seen, with tears hanging from the corners of his eyes, as if he had been bullied hard and had nowhere to hide, that appearance was so provocative that he couldn't help but want to do more.

He and Ye Ling hugged and fell asleep, had a good dream, and wanted to welcome the dawn with joy.

As a result, people told him not to care too much if he drank too much.

The cold water is not so splashing, is it?

Xie Shuangchen was depressed and had nowhere to express it. After wandering around the room for a long time, he simply called Yao Sheng, made sure that Yao Sheng was at home, and drove over to visit by himself.

"Aren't you too idle?" Yao Sheng welcomed Xie Shuangchen into the house, and seeing Xie Shuangchen's dark face, he knew that nothing was good.But he still owes his mouth, and he had to say this to enjoy himself, "Why come to our house?"

"I..." As soon as Xie Shuangchen opened his mouth, he saw Feng Feifei who was staring at him curiously with yogurt in his mouth, and he stopped, and said to Feng Feifei: "You, go away. "

Feng Feifei swallowed a mouthful of yogurt in surprise: "Who are you? Are you talking to me?"

"Okay, you, have you lived here for two days and used this place as your nest?" Xie Shuangchen's low mood didn't affect his bickering, "You don't know where to be an embryo when I pee here!"

Even Yao Sheng couldn't stand listening to these words, and said with his forehead: "Purify the stage!"

Xie Shuangchen asked: "Is your home a stage?"

Yao Sheng said: "The place where I am is the stage, the stage is as big as the heart."

Xie Shuangchen and Feng Feifei said in unison: "I rely on you, the showman!"

Yao Sheng flicked Feng Feifei's head: "You bastard! You eat everything!"

Feng Feifei ran away with her head in her arms: "You two are talking about state secrets and don't let me listen!"

"It's not suitable for minors to listen to." Xie Shuangchen explained.

"I'm an adult!" Feng Feifei retorted.

Xie Shuangchen couldn't bear his temper anymore, and Yao Sheng also saw it. He was afraid that these two people would really fight in his home, so he took out a few hundred dollars from his wallet and gave it to Feng Feifei, saying: "You go to the intersection Go to the fruit shop to buy some fruit, buy whatever you want to eat, and buy the rest for snacks yourself, go.”

Feng Feifei wasn't really stupid, seeing Yao Sheng gave him a step, he came down, put on his clothes, took the money and went out.

After Feng Feifei left, Yao Sheng breathed a sigh of relief, made himself a cup of tea, sat down slowly, and blew on the tea: "Tell me, what's the matter?"

"I put Ye Ling to sleep." Xie Shuangchen said.

"Pfft—" Yao Sheng spit out the hot tea, choking him to cough wildly, as if he was about to suffocate himself to death.

"Are you overreacting?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

"Can the reaction be mild?" Yao Sheng yelled, "What are you talking about? Are you crazy? I heard you right, did you put Ye Ling to sleep? Isn't today April Fool's Day?"

"I didn't lie to you." Xie Shuangchen said calmly.

Yao Shengzai looked at Xie Shuangchen carefully, and then said word by word: "You won't be taking advantage of the danger of the overlord to attack you? Where is Teacher Ye? Did he go to the police station to report the crime? I rely on you to hurry up." Let's go! I, a public figure, cannot hide criminals in my home!"

"Are you crazy?" Xie Shuangchen was helpless, "Who raped who! Even if he raped me, okay? No... There is no rape! No one violates laws and disciplines to hinder public security! It just happens naturally! This is not The important point! The important point is that Ye Ling ran back to Tianjin early in the morning! I called him to ask him, and he told me not to mind too much! I really convinced myself that I should go to the police!"

"What?" Yao Sheng took another sip of water to suppress his shock, "Calm down and tell me what's going on."

Xie Shuangchen raised his forehead: "Who needs to calm down?"

He recounted to Yao Sheng what happened in the past 24 hours, and told Yao Sheng everything except some unnecessary details.

Yao Sheng was silent after listening to the beard, then slowly drank a mouthful of tea and continued to twirl his beard.

"What are you doing?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Waiting for the gongs and drums?"

Yao Sheng said: "No, I'm tasting about you. You..." He pondered for a moment, "It's so complicated."

"It's not complicated, why did I come to discuss it with you?" Xie Shuangchen said, "And I think it's hard to look at this matter objectively with my current emotions and standpoint. He doesn't like me anymore."

"There is a problem with your logic." Yao Sheng said, "Shouldn't you first judge whether Ye Ling likes men?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "I don't think there is any logical connection between whether he likes me or not and whether he likes men!"

Yao Sheng said, "Aren't you a man?"

Xie Shuangchen scratched his hair: "Can you stop messing up this thing? It's not important at all!"

Yao Sheng shrugged: "Then tell me what you want to do."

"I just want to be with him, work and life together." Xie Shuangchen said, "I don't mind men and women, isn't it just a matter of people? I respect him and love him. I don't care how you look at it, I'm just worried about Ye Ling..."

"I'm worried that he'll just sleep with his sperm all of a sudden, only to wake up and find that he's really a straight man and can't deal with the fact that he slept with a man, so he ran away due to excessive embarrassment?" Yao Sheng continued, "And still Is it possible to directly talk to you Sayanara in order to avoid responsibility?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "It can be regarded as a kind of worry."

Yao Sheng asked: "Then do you think he likes you?"

Xie Shuangchen thought about it and said, "I'm not sure."

"what?"

"He will also joke with me, but who knows what the meaning is!" Xie Shuangchen said, "The brain gap of his schoolmaster is not deeper than mine? If I really play, can I play him better?"

Yao Sheng said: "Can you not make yourself into an image of an innocent white lotus? With your twists and turns, who is playing with who? Brother? Now I suspect that someone of you came here to talk nonsense to cheat you." My ordinary villager's sacred vote."

"If I were a wolf, I would have stabbed you at night." Xie Shuangchen gritted his teeth.

"Oh, oh, aren't you looking for God now?" Yao Sheng said, "Seriously, since you like Teacher Ye very much, it's nothing more than a question of whether you can chase him or not. I think since he can get along with you You can spread your legs..."

"Why is your description so yellow?" Xie Shuangchen interrupted Yao Sheng.

"I'm just seeking truth from facts, but it's a pity that the truth is often so explicit." Yao Sheng continued, "Anyway, I guess he shouldn't be particularly straightforward, but this happened in a mess, and now he ran away again, looking at the New Year, Or just pretend that nothing happened and be quiet for a few days, and think about how to deal with this matter later on. Sharpening a knife is not a mistake in chopping firewood, do you think that is what you mean?"

Xie Shuangchen asked: "Then what if he is determined not to agree to me?"

"You actually ask me this kind of question!" Yao Sheng said, "Have you been impaled by someone's soul? Are you still that rascal Xie Shuangchen? The hooligan is trying to reason with me?"

"Maybe it's messy if you care about it." Xie Shuangchen said, "I just want to deal with it as smoothly as possible, and I don't want to cause trouble to him."

Yao Sheng said: "Where did your stalking energy go when you asked him to partner with you?"

"This is different." Xie Shuangchen said.

Yao Sheng said: "Then do whatever you like. But to be honest, I'm also curious about Ye Ling's thoughts, he... is really a god."

"Who said it wasn't?" Xie Shuangchen whispered.

At this time Feng Feifei came back, carrying two big bags, he looked at the two people in the living room, and said: "I tried my best, there is really nothing to go for a walk, it's still too cold outside."

"All right." Yao Sheng said, "What did you buy?"

"Durian." Feng Feifei put the two durians on the table, the smell immediately made Yao Sheng and Xie Shuangchen reveal expressions as if they were eating shit.

"I think this is revenge." Xie Shuangchen said.

"I think so too." Yao Sheng said, "You clean up for me tonight, or I won't be able to spare you."

Feng Feifei said in shock: "Are you going to die? Do you know how old your family is? What happened to the durian! Isn't the durian delicious?"

"We'll eat durian that night." Yao Sheng said to Xie Shuangchen, "You should stay for dinner too."

"No more..." Xie Shuangchen refused.

Feng Feifei shouted: "I don't want to eat stewed shit!"