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"What's the matter?" Ye Ling asked.

"Two things." Xie Shuangchen said, "One is the matter of continuing to recruit actors this year. I'm thinking about opening up the conditions. It doesn't necessarily mean that you can be on stage, as long as you can work hard, you are not mature in business ability. It's okay, I can teach."

"You teach?" Ye Ling was a little strange.As a teacher, preaching and accepting karma to solve doubts, Xie Shuangchen can teach children at a young age, he thinks it is no problem, if it is an adult who already has some abilities... Ye Ling looked at Xie Shuangchen again, thought again carefully, let go In his old life, Xie Shuangchen, who was capable at this age, had already become famous, so accepting apprentices was no longer a problem, so he asked, "Do you want to accept apprentices?"

"What kind of apprentices should I accept? How many catties and taels do I have?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Teaching and accepting apprentices are two different things. I just said that I can teach others what I know, which is skills. Master teaches apprentices, but even learns. Art belts have to be taught to be a human being, and I don't have that ability."

Ye Ling said: "You know a lot of things, but they are all passed on to you by your master, not to outsiders. Are you afraid that you will teach others that you will have nothing to eat?"

"This is the idea of ​​an artist in the old society, including that sometimes masters and apprentices have to keep one hand." Xie Shuangchen said, "What age is it now, if you talk about a job in a small theater today, you can pass it on the Internet tomorrow. You can't stop others from learning from you, so why don't you take the initiative to tell others? And I think a lot of good things from the ancestors were lost because of the so-called master-apprentice inheritance from father to son. There are no apprentices or sons in the family, even if they are brought into the coffin If you don't pass on the girl, isn't that the end?"

Ye Ling nodded: "You continue."

Xie Shuangchen said: "In my opinion, skill is the thing that is least afraid of being stolen. Just like Beijing opera, the 'tune' is shared, but the 'rhyme' is their own, and the fans actually listen to this rhyme. The same is true for cross talk, the same job, how can you say it is interesting and amuse everyone, but others are boring when others say it? "Amusing You" is a classic stand-up. It can be said with a long mouth, but it can make people thousands of times Ma Lao was the only one who was amused. I don’t have much culture, and I can’t sum up too many theoretical things, and that’s what I mean.”

"I understand." Ye Ling said.

Xie Shuangchen continued: "Anyway, as long as I'm still alive, I have unlimited possibilities to create. It's best for people all over the world to learn from me. Only then can I prove that I'm successful."

Ye Ling said: "The correct path is like this, learn from what the predecessors have done, and then move forward."

"You are very reasonable." Xie Shuangchen praised, "This is a very good concluding speech."

Ye Ling shook her head and said, "I didn't say that, it was Tolstoy."

"Oh—I seem to have heard of it."

"..." Ye Ling was never surprised that Xie Shuangchen's level of education could say anything strange, so he could only formally summarize the statement and say, "If you want to do this and think it is correct, then I will support you .”

Xie Shuangchen was a little surprised, and asked, "Don't you think I'm fooling around?"

"Why do I think you are fooling around?" Ye Ling smiled, "You are such an old man, you are an adult, you have your own ideas, you have your own views on the world and life. What you have to do As long as you don't break the law and don't offend others, wouldn't you be fine?" If Xie Shuangchen didn't think there was anything wrong with this matter, Ye Ling would agree.When they were in the background, Xie Shuangchen would tell others some of the skills and experience he had learned from his master, and everyone made progress in business.

Xie Shuangchen smiled meaningfully: "Don't offend others? That's not necessarily the case. The second thing I want to say has something to do with the first thing. As for offending anyone..."

Ye Ling said: "You don't want to be a fool."

"Okay, then I'll just say it straight." Xie Shuangchen sat up, very serious, "If I share my skills, someone will definitely jump on my feet and say that I violated the rules of my ancestors. It's not a rule, but... I want you to be my junior brother Daila."

"What, what?" Ye Ling also sat up, his movements were a little violent, which made him a little dizzy.

"Junior Brother Daila." Xie Shuangchen repeated it word for word.

"You...how could you have such an idea?" Ye Ling's eyes widened in disbelief, "There are too many things involved here, it's not something you can think about."

"Ms. Ye, I find you really funny." Xie Shuangchen put one hand on Ye Ling's shoulder, and said with a smile, "I want to decide to do something to benefit mankind. You are very supportive, but if you want to bring you some private goods, You are on the line. You don’t have to be so lenient and strict with others, right?”

"Your seniority is too high, and I can't afford it." Ye Ling sighed and said, "If you really do this, let alone other people, why don't your senior brothers go crazy first?"

"I'm just waiting." Xie Shuangchen said, "I won't do it until I'm not crazy."

The so-called "Dai La Junior Brother" refers to the senior brother accepting apprentices for the master, usually after the master's death.There are several situations, either the person comes from a famous family and needs to worship a senior master, but the elders have passed away, so the elder brother can only be dragged in.Either the master recognized this person very much during his lifetime, but failed to join the master's school due to various reasons, and his elder brother can also be dragged into the door after death.Another situation is that you have achieved success and fame, but you need to find an identity for yourself, and you can eat everywhere, or you can find someone to help you.

In short, the reasons are ever-changing, but the purpose is only one, which is to let oneself be included in the main gate, so that there is a way to come and go in the art career, so that people will not be excluded from it.

Xie Shuangchen had good intentions, but the problem lies in his seniority.

When Xie Fangbi was alive, he was already the senior one among the living old artists, so regardless of Xie Shuangchen’s young age, wherever he went, he was at least an uncle, and what’s more, those who were older than him had to call him master. , When you meet someone, you have to bow and respect cigarettes, serve tea and pour water, who is the reason for this?

If an unknown person suddenly became Xie Shuangchen's younger brother, it would really be a phoenix in their business.How can other apprentices of the "Shuang" generation tolerate such a cosmic triple jump?Obviously completely lost the proud capital.

"I don't think it's appropriate." Ye Ling's attitude towards this matter is very conservative. It's good for him to have a reputation, but it's not worth letting Xie Shuangchen take risks against the wind.It's just a title. In the final analysis, it's just a title that you can be happy if you have it, and you won't die if you don't have it.He was originally a monk who became a monk halfway through. Although he had fantasized about formally apprenticeship and learning art in his heart, he was not influenced by that kind of traditional thinking after all, and sometimes it was really not worthwhile to force it.

Unexpectedly, Xie Shuangchen said to himself: "I think the word 'Shuang' is pretty good. You don't need to change the name, just add another word, and it will be called Ye Shuangling. How nice it is."

"...Did you listen to me!" Ye Ling really wanted to hit Xie Shuangchen's dog's head, but at present, the head would definitely bloom, so he could only swallow his breath.

"Listen, but don't delay my own thinking. I have two purposes here." Xie Shuangchen said, "Master liked you very much when he was alive. I begged him to accept you, so I naturally understand that he only regards you as a student." Now that the master is gone, it doesn’t matter whether the old man cares or not. I am his direct disciple, and I have tokens to prove it. I am the only one in the world who has the right to speak for the old man. I will be what I say. It's settled like this, don't worry about it. I'm not messing around, the more my brothers feel that I'm immoral and rebellious, the more I want to let them fulfill their wish, and to justify all the crimes they arranged for me. Otherwise, thanks to the panic? I discussed this matter with Lang Weixian..."

"Wait." Ye Ling said, "Boss Yao knows that you are pretending to be stupid with the hospital?"

"I didn't sell him." Xie Shuangchen replied with a smile, which made it even more obvious that what he just said was intentional.

"Get up!" Ye Ling pushed him.

"Why?" Xie Shuangchen asked, "Did you finally remember to punish me for kneeling on the washboard?"

"Everything is boring?" Ye Ling said, "Don't bring up the matter after it's over. Since I decided to be with you, I won't embarrass each other on such trivial matters. What's the use of twisting and twisting? It's better Think about what to have for lunch... yes, it's noon, go cook for me!"

"Okay, okay." Xie Shuangchen quickly stood up, ran to the kitchen and wandered around and came back, "We have nothing to eat at home! What are you doing?"

Ye Ling said: "You won't buy it?"

Xie Shuangchen said, "Then let's go to the supermarket."

Ye Ling said, "Go by yourself."

Xie Shuangchen quit: "I'm a patient! What if I pass out outside? What if another female hooligan catches me because of sex?"

Ye Ling went crazy: "Why don't you arrange yourself to be trafficked into the mountains to have children?"

"I don't have that ability!" Xie Shuangchen pulled Ye Ling up, "Let's go, Teacher Ye, let's go together!"

Ye Ling had no choice but to let Xie Shuangchen pull herself out of the door.There was a Jingkelong not far from where the two lived, and after a few rounds of shopping, Xie Shuangchen wanted to eat this and that, but Ye Ling felt that he was starving because he boiled cabbage every day in the hospital.

Anyway, it's Xie Shuangchen who cooks, so let him go.

Xie Shuangchen himself planned to go on stage after resting at home for a day. Ye Ling originally didn't want him to go to work so soon. After all, the performance was very tiring.Xie Shuangchen knew that Ye Ling cared about him, so he patted his chest confidently and said that he was already well, and it would be fine to act all night.

This scene seemed familiar. Back then, Xie Shuangchen would insist on going on stage even if he had a fever and a bad voice.A lot of things said by Xie Shuangchen, a skinless and shameless person, have no credibility. He will not say that he loves his career very much, but he is very sincere and enthusiastic to the audience, thanks to Xie Fangbi's constant love for the audience. his teachings.

"The audience is the parents of food and clothing." Xie Shuangchen was chatting with everyone in the backstage wearing a big hexagram, holding a teacup in his hand, "If I don't perform for a day, I will lose my food for a day!" His head is no longer shaved like it was when he was hospitalized. It was as bright as a light bulb, but a layer of fluff grew out, and he touched it while talking, like a hooligan who just came out.

To commit a crime is also a crime of hooliganism, the kind that flirts with girls because of their good looks and ends up being kicked.

"Oh, co-authoring doesn't mean you love the stage and love the audience?" Cai Xunshang said while buttoning up the button, "Afraid that Mr. Ye won't pay you for being absent from work for too long?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Your aunt is not in charge of salary payment, it's in charge of shit sausage. This girl has a deep prejudice against me. If she doesn't keep it all, she will deduct an extra sum from me."

"It's a good thing she's not in the backstage, otherwise I'd be scolding." Cai Xunshang suddenly thought, "Eh? You and Teacher Ye..."

Xie Shuangchen said frankly: "Can't you see it?"

"Anyway, during this period of time, I heard that the sausage reaction said that it was quite a scene. Your second senior brother scolded you for this matter, but don't worry, we didn't talk back. Except for some of your fans, no one paid attention to him. " Cai Xunshang said, "But do you want to clarify?"

"Clarify what?" Xie Shuangchen stood up, smiled and said to everyone, "Ye Ling and I are serious, and he is right."

Maybe I have seen this kind of scene too much—to be precise, I have seen kisses, hugs, and big friendships. Xie Shuangchen’s words are really too common, and it’s strange that they can hit the G-spot of the masses.

Everyone's performance was flat, even indifferent.

"You don't believe me?" Xie Shuangchen purposely leaned over to his elder brother Yang Qirui and said, "Brother Yang, what I said is true!"

Yang Qirui looked at the news on his mobile phone without raising his eyelids, and replied perfunctorily: "Yeah, it's true, I believe it."

"Brother Chen..." Xie Shuangchen turned to look for Chen Xu again.

Chen Xu also helped his wife grab eggs online, and he said perfunctorily, "Haven't you two been real for a long time?"

The old one didn't join in, Xie Shuangchen looked at the young one Feng Feifei again.

Feng Feifei lowered his head to play with his mobile phone. A team battle was in full swing. When Xie Shuangchen went to pester him, he tried to dodge in various ways. Unexpectedly, his misoperation caused his team to be wiped out.When his teammates scolded him as a primary school student, Feng Feifei scolded Xie Shuangchen: "You're so gay, don't let him yell at you!"

"Hey, you play, you play." Xie Shuangchen stepped back and left.

When Ye Ling came back from the bathroom, he saw a room full of people doing whatever they wanted, and the atmosphere was indescribably weird. "The audience outside is almost full, Feifei, stop playing." Ye Ling said, "Get ready for the show."

"Oh good!" Feng Feifei's game was also over, and she exited to change clothes.

Xie Shuangchen ran up to Ye Ling and sued Ye Ling: "Ms. Ye! Second Miss scolded me!"

Ye Ling asked: "What did he scold you for?"

Xie Shuangchen said to Feng Feifei: "If you have the ability, you can learn it again?"

Feng Feifei said to Ye Ling: "I call him gay."

Ye Ling nodded: "You are right."

Feng Feifei triumphantly carried the big hexagram and left.

The performance that day was very lively. Xie Shuangchen had been away for a month. Fans learned from various channels that he was on stage today and brought him many gifts.

It was this bald head that everyone couldn't help laughing, and talked about it all night.

Xie Shuangchen has just recovered from a serious injury, thanks to his youth, strength and good physical fitness, he is able to dance like a normal person now.In order not to worry Ye Ling too much, he only came back once and ended the performance. Although the audience was reluctant to part with him, they didn't make it difficult for Xie Shuangchen.

Anyway, he said here every night, just buy a ticket and watch it.

Xie Shuangchen is only doing traditional work on stage these few days, the main thing is self-cultivation, and by the way, he took time to make up for the drafts that Yang Shuanglin sent during his hospitalization.

It's nothing more than accusing him of being incompatible with Ye Ling, ruining tradition, acting out of control, and grandstanding...

The bottom line is that the elder brother did not take good care of the younger brother, which is very sad.

Xie Shuangchen said in his heart that you hurt a dick!

He secretly planned the matter of pulling Ye Lingdai in, but there were indeed many difficulties in the operation.

First, as an apprentice in the cross talk industry, three people are required: the mentor, the protector, and the acting teacher.As the name suggests, a mentor is a person who introduces an apprentice to the master, and in layman's terms is an introducer.The guarantor is the person who guarantees that the apprentice will be of good character and will not do anything to deceive the master and destroy the ancestors.A substitute teacher is someone who can teach skills to apprentices instead of the master.The three of them have the same status as the master, so generally speaking, it is the master's peers who take on such a role.

Second, cross talk is a comprehensive art category, and many of the techniques used, such as opera, allegro, drums, etc., are not from the school.Therefore, when accepting apprentices and making known, in addition to citing Daibao and the other three, people from at least two other lines must come to witness.

The second problem is easy to solve for Xie Shuangchen, Yao Sheng and his family can count as one line, other than that, just find another line.But the first question really made him difficult. Almost all the people of the same generation as his master had passed away. Even if there were still some alive, would they be willing to come?

Apprenticeship is an earth-shattering event.

After thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't think of any particularly good idea, so he decided to run to Yao Sheng to see if he had any bad ideas.

Yao Sheng was at home that day, Xie Shuangchen drove there after confirming with him.As soon as he arrived at the door of the house, he could hear the sound of smashing things inside through the heavy door, and Yao Sheng yelling.

Xie Shuangchen was startled and didn't know what happened, so he hurriedly called the door.

Soon, the door opened, and Feng Feifei stood behind the crack of the door, looking at Xie Shuangchen seriously.

"What happened?" Xie Shuangchen asked.