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These eight characters are almost the most serious crime a traditional entertainer can commit.

Yang Shuanglin only scolded Xie Shuangchen face to face on the day he and Xie Shuangchen broke up, and Xie Shuangchen let him stay where he was cool.This is their senior brother's private housework. Although Yang Shuanglin later accused Xie Shuangchen in the media, the words he used were only "nondescript", and at most his words were very yin and yang, but he still retained the demeanor of a traditional artist.

But this time, he really couldn't bear it anymore.Xie Shuangchen provoked him time and time again, and finally brought an unknown soldier into the teacher's school in a grandiose manner. Is there any ancestor king's law?

He went to Li Shuangping's house the next day and called Zheng Shuangqi over.

Li Shuangping also learned about this from the media. Friends in the literary and art circles called him one after another, asking him if this big brother knew about it, but Li Shuangping had no choice.He had been to Xie Shuangchen's house a few days before he knew about it, and it must have been planned by then.Xie Shuangchen didn't mention a single word to him from the beginning to the end. Looking at it now, it's really embarrassing.

"I think the fifth one really ate the bear's heart and the leopard's guts!" Even though the announcement had been made, Yang Shuanglin didn't seem to calm down, and still looked angry.

Zheng Shuang's strange incident has nothing to do with himself, sitting high, sitting next to him, drinking tea and saying coolly: "Isn't he always like this? The world is big, except for the master, it belongs to him."

"Look at what he's done since Master passed away!" Yang Shuanglin said, "He went to the street with a pair of knives who came out of nowhere to talk about cross talk, and the two of them still did some dross things. Son! How many years have the seniors struggled to get us to where we are today? He is good, he returned all at once, completely disregarding the face of the master! It is even better now, directly bringing people into the sect of the master, and falsely claiming that he has an alliance ! What qualifications does he have to do these things? Don’t you take Master Brother seriously?!”

He dragged Li Shuangping into the water with one sentence, Li Shuangping was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly said, "Second..."

"Is what I said wrong?" Yang Shuanglin questioned Li Shuangping.

The master is not in this world, if someone visits the sect again, it should be brought in by the big apprentice on his behalf.The traditional master-student relationship is actually like a father-son relationship, and this is the reason why an elder brother is like a father.

Of course, Xie Shuangchen couldn't ask Li Shuangping to do this. Isn't this a rush to give away the head?His self-assessment was entirely out of the fact that more things are worse than less things. Although he didn't know whether Li Shuangping and Yang Shuanglin were on the same front, he knew that it was absolutely impossible for Li Shuangping to unite with him.

Such a pure act came to Yang Shuanglin's mouth, and it became "regarding the elder brother as nothing". Those who died with Xie Shuangchen are sorry, and the living are also sorry.

"You're right." Zheng Shuangqi crossed his legs. He was a little fat, and this posture seemed particularly strenuous, but there was no strain on his face, and he said easily, "He didn't let any of our three brothers go. In your eyes, second senior brother, it's not like you don't know about it."

Yang Shuanglin asked: "Third brother, you don't mind?"

"Hey, what's the use of my mind? He looks at me high and won't send me some money. Why should I make things difficult for myself?" Zheng Shuangqi said, "I can only say, he It's really inappropriate to do this thing. But after everyone else's business is done, it doesn't look good for us to be noisy here, right?"

"Who says he has to admit when he's done with the matter?" Yang Shuanglin said, "Whoever wants to admit, he will admit it, anyway, I don't admit it! And this matter must be stopped, and the fifth child must bow his head and admit his mistake! That Ye Ling lived in the master's house back then. At that time, we all knew that there was no oral alliance at all, and the master had no intention of accepting him at all. It was Lao Wu who kept moaning. Now it's good, let him talk, and slap the brothers in the face ?Big brother, third child, we all have apprentices and students, can we still be human when we go out in the future? Do you want people to know that as long as we have an ambiguous relationship with the fifth master of Xie's family, the two of us will hug each other Hug and kiss, what kind of shit and chicken dung can worship under the master, fly up the branches and become a phoenix?!"

Li Shuangping had seen Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling get along at Xie Shuangchen's house, and words like "hug and kiss" pierced into his ears, making it extremely harsh.

These are simply a farce to him.

"Old Wu and Xiaoye..." Li Shuangping said vaguely, "I'm afraid they are really together."

"What?!" Yang Shuanglin stood up immediately, he only said that Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling were working together to make a splash, but Li Shuangping, who has always been honest and honest, said that they were really together. "Brother, do you know something?" He asked.

"They live together." Li Shuangping said, "It's just like that."

Yang Shuanglin stood silently, but Zheng Shuangqi laughed strangely, and asked Yang Shuanglin, "Second Senior Brother, what are you going to do?"

"What should I do?" Yang Shuanglin showed a disgusted expression, "It seems that I really didn't wrong him, okay, Xie Shuangchen, unexpectedly, unexpectedly..." He coughed twice, as if really angry, sat down and drank The glass of water is smooth and smooth.

Li Shuangping said: "The fifth child is indeed selfish, and what he did was indeed wrong."

Yang Shuanglin slapped the table: "He is looking for death!" Xie Shuangchen is no longer a normal person in his eyes, he may regard Xie Shuangchen as a pervert, the relationship between Xie and Ye is extremely filthy in his eyes, and even tarnished the sect of the teacher .He secretly swore in his heart that he must let Xie Shuangchen know how powerful he was, and let everyone know what a ridiculous mistake Master's choice was.

Xie Shuangchen arrogantly despised all of them, he wanted to make Xie Shuangchen unable to get along!

A piece of paper put the conflict between the brothers on the table, and this shocking thunder became a gossip that everyone in the industry must talk about overnight.The most concerned are the stakeholders, and there are quite a few of them.

Naturally, there is no need to talk about Xie Fangbi's three apprentices, these are the three most closely related.There are also the apprentices and students of the three of them. There is an extra cheap uncle for no reason. What's the matter?Why did I have to study art so hard for many years and still have to mix it up slowly, this passerby who just popped out of nowhere just reached the sky in one step?

There are also other people in the industry whose seniority is lower than Shuangzi, mainly because they really can't bear face, and they can't pull this face to recognize Ye Ling's identity.There are also many people who don't like Ye Ling's wild way. They put on a bit of an artist's air, and they have been in the elegant hall, and they no longer want to go back to the life of performing arts in temple fairs.

Gossip is always getting more and more chaotic. The old men who rely on their mouths talk more after dinner than women, and the stories they make up have no margin.

It was rumored that Mr. Xie Xiaowu was not averse to meat and vegetables, and it was because of this that the man surnamed Ye offered his life and climbed onto the bed of Mr. Fifth, so that Mr. Xie later dragged him into the door on his behalf.

There are videos of performances on stage as evidence, kissing and hugging, speaking ambiguously, and doing all kinds of obscene things.

There is also a video of people drinking Dajiao Cup offstage. The stage is a performance, but the offstage is always true, right?And no one is pointing a gun at them for such a thing.

Someone even specifically asked Xie Shuangchen's three senior brothers. Li Shuangping thanked the guests behind closed doors, and Zheng Shuang had no ghosts. Only Yang Shuanglin acquiesced, saying that it was the teacher's misfortune.

All of a sudden it became more lively.

It is true that there is gossip first and then heaven, and yellow material comes before gossip.

"What a dick." Xie Shuangchen lay on the bed and swiped Weibo, watching the two groups of people swearing at each other, and calmly gave his evaluation.

"Are you sleeping?" Ye Ling asked him while lying beside him.The two of them come back from the performance every night at midnight, and they can fall asleep immediately after taking a shower and lying on the bed.Ye Ling recently discovered that Xiaoyuanzi's business has improved, and he thinks it has something to do with Yang Shuanglin's scolding battle recently.After all, everyone is a gossip creature, even if they don't know who Xie Shuangchen is, they might want to come and see something new.

So he didn't find it particularly disturbing at all.

"Sleep." Xie Shuangchen changed from leaning against the head of the bed to lying down. "Recently, my private messages have exploded. One wave is a trumpet who doesn't know where they came from to swear wildly, and the other wave is fans writing small essays to comfort me."

"What comforts you?" Ye Ling asked curiously.

Xie Shuangchen said: "Just let me be strong and not be knocked down by bad people. Oh yes, and let us not create any barriers because of this. They are all spreading rumors, and we are innocent."

"What a joke." Ye Ling smiled, "Who is innocent?"

"Hey——" Xie Shuangchen said, "I have to think about how to do this. The second senior brother is aggressive, so it's not good for me to just open my mouth and face the spray."

Ye Ling wondered: "Yo, have you changed your devious tactics?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Why don't we just do the trick?"

Ye Ling asked: "What's your explanation, General?"

"Military teacher." Xie Shuangchen pretended to stroke his beard. There should be some words here, but he couldn't come up with a word after deliberating for a long time, so he could only give up and say plain words, "In short, just turn a blind eye to match his performance."

Ye Ling said: "I think you have to hold back, why, don't you tell me?"

"Of course I have to tell you, when I think it over." Xie Shuangchen said with a smile.

"I said 'you' on the day I was apprenticed to the teacher, and then I became 'you' again?" Ye Ling said, "It will change after a while."

"The occasion was different that day. How can Senior Brother use a respectful name for Junior Brother?" Xie Shuangchen said, "But other than that, of course I have to respect and love you."

"You better let me go first." Ye Ling got under the quilt, "Turn off the lights and go to sleep!"

The next day, Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling performed a classic couple drama "Fenhe Bay" when they were saving money.Singing and laughing, lively and lively, the audience liked to watch it very much.

Especially the fans sitting in the first few rows.

Xie Shuangchen told a short story when he returned to the stage, and when he returned to the stage for the second time, Xie Shuangchen felt that there was nothing to say, so he chatted with the audience.

"What do you want to know?" He asked with a smile, "We can talk."

Questions came from all directions.

"Is the live broadcast still on?"

"Live broadcast? Ask our housekeeper for the live broadcast, I don't care about it."

"How is Xiao Wu's health recently?"

"It's pretty good, the food and drink are pretty good."

"What kind of things does Little Fifth Master like?"

After hearing this, Xie Shuangchen pointed to Ye Ling: "Why don't you stand by the side?"

"Alas--"

"Hey what? What's so good about it?" Xie Shuangchen said, "My standard for choosing a spouse is Teacher Ye."

Ye Ling said: "Then maybe I did a lot of bad things in my previous life."

Everyone laughed loudly, and the laughter was mixed with the joy of being pleased by such malicious business.

"You don't have to use so much force!" Someone said, "You two just need to be good."

"It's really not hard." Xie Shuangchen waved his hand at that person, and then said to the audience fans, "Are you running the video? Then you have to give me a certificate and post it on the Internet later."

Ye Ling asked: "Why do you want to plead guilty and submit to the law?"

"I'm a good citizen." Xie Shuangchen said, "You chase stars in the entertainment industry, you pay attention to what kind of idol person you are, and then you have to do business with cp, maybe the two of you have all kinds of ambiguity on stage, and the off stage is just an ordinary colleague, and you don't send messages on holidays. But I want to tell you seriously, there are not so many routines between Teacher Ye and I, the two of us..." He emphasized, "It's true."

"Wow--"

"Alas--"

The audience was boiling, Xie Shuangchen's words were like letting them step on the switch.It didn't even have to wait until the day after the show ended, someone posted a live broadcast on Weibo at that time.

There are only a few people who can watch the scene, and most of the fans are still on the Internet. The owner has said this kind of thing, and the fans can only crazily eat candy and feel desolate at the same time.

In the entertainment industry, handsome men and beautiful women are not easy to mix, and they have to rely on selling corruption to make a living. How can it be said that all cross talkers are oppressed like this?

It's obviously fake, and they're just partners, but they are forced to say "we are real" by the cruel life.

Just five words, but full of blood and tears of suffering!

Two good straight men had to bend their straight backs under the pressure of life!

Although they are smiling, how many spring and autumn tears are in this smile!

There are still old things that jump out of nowhere to slander them for being gay? !They are obviously a pure straight boyfriend relationship!

Do we deserve to be bullied by such sanctimonious old artists? !

There was quite a heated discussion among the fan groups. They all felt that although Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling were suspected of being excessively pedantic, the relationship between them is so good, and the friendship between straight men is like this. If you are really gay Certainly not dare to be so presumptuous.They just come out to make a living, why are there people attacking them everywhere?

Besides, partners have been like husband and wife since ancient times, do you know how hard they work?

Water knows when a fish cries, which gas tank knows when our Wuling Rongguang cries?

The fans were excited and began to write clarification posts for Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling. Among them, there are many masters who have a lot of words and ink. They write the story of how the two started from scratch and how they supported each other to get to where they are today. It is simply a dream-chasing comic circle!

Brotherhood, this is brotherhood!

There are also enthusiastic fans who are actively squatting on the social media of other people in the Yongping Society to observe the dynamics. They even caught Cai Xunshang, Lu Xunhan and others after the evening performance of the Yongping Society to ask about Xie Ye and the two.

"The two of them are together." Cai Xunshang was confused, "Didn't they say it themselves?"

Lu Xunhan said, "They still live together."

God!Did Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling give a unified diplomatic rhetoric to the rest of the Wing Ping Society?How hard do they maintain such superficial prosperity?

They are all for the fans!

It must be hard work behind the scenes, it must be!

Fans even went to Yongping Society's Weibo and WeChat public account to inquire privately. Shi Xiangcheng looked at the information in the background and asked Xie Shuangchen speechlessly: "Little Fifth Master, how do you answer the matter you caused yourself?"

Xie Shuangchen played games with Feng Feifei with Erlang's legs crossed, and said in a leisurely way, "What did you ask?"

"I'm just asking about you and Teacher Ye." Shi Xiangcheng said, "They said that they have set up a special anti-mafia group to fight against evil forces to the death. They can understand the brotherhood between you and Teacher Ye. I hope you can persevere. , don’t be defeated. Usually, you should pay more attention to relax your mood, make yourself happy, and don’t have to work so hard on stage, they understand.”

"What kind of brotherhood?" Xie Shuangchen didn't raise his head, "Husband and wife relationship!"

"..." Shi Xiangcheng rolled his eyes, "Then how should I answer?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "You can figure it out for yourself. Except for one policy that is unshakable, do whatever you want."

Shi Xiangcheng asked: "What is a policy?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "No force can destroy my marriage with Teacher Ye."

"... Play the game well." Shi Xiangcheng sighed, and sighed coolly, "It's really straight like gay, and gay like straight. When they were secretive, they all took it seriously, but now they are clear about it. I don't even believe it."

But after a while, both Weibo and official account of Yongping Society sent out a new message.

"Don't ask, ask Lahei again."

The accompanying picture is the photo of Xie Shuangchen kissing Ye Ling, on which three letters were typed in huge font size: SZD!

The fans went crazy, saying that some people are really dark!He even learned from the evil old society and used vulgar and indecent rumors to slander our characters!Official bloggers are forced to be tortured by the evil forces!

Feel sorry for our corner!