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Summer in Beijing is always very sad.

Otherwise, it’s a sauna day, and when you step out of the house, it will melt into a puddle of water in an instant, and even the air conditioner is hovering on the verge of failure.Or there must be one or two missed heavy rains, and the whole city will become a vast ocean.People have changed from being panicked at the beginning to becoming accustomed to it, as if this summer would not be over if they didn't come here for a while.

Summer is also the season when the performance market is booming.

Xie Shuangchen and the others walked around the colleges and universities in Beijing, and the effect was good. Several videos were circulated on the Internet, which actually produced a very positive public opinion effect.The two young people displayed traditional culture in front of the students so youthfully, and told stories to everyone in a humorous way. They not only respected the tradition, but also expressed their confidence. Improved a lot.

There will be good public opinion and there will be bad public opinion.There are still many people who say that they are hyping and selling human designs, and all kinds of malicious comments and accusations are more true than the truth.

However, judging from the box office of Yongping Society, this is a rewarding summer.Every time the evening show is full, it needs to be sold for additional seats.

The weather outside is hot, and the atmosphere in the garden is hot.

"It's annoying, it's annoying!" Shi Xiangcheng squatted in front of the computer and didn't know what he was doing. Xie Shuangchen walked over, shook the fan for her, and said, "Grandma, what's bothering you? It's so boring in summer?"

"The venue." Shi Xiangcheng said, "I'm looking at a venue that can accommodate more than 1000 people... Hey, tell me, can it sell more than 1000 tickets? Or should I change to a smaller one?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Why don't we get the smaller ones directly at our own place? At least there are about two hundred people."

"National People's Congress, National Palace, Guotu Art Center..." Shi Xiangcheng said, "Almost all auditoriums are more than 1000 points." She paused, and suddenly said, "Can you two do more business during this time?"

"How do you do business?" Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling asked in unison.

"How else can we do business!" Shi Xiangcheng was insane. Does she still need to teach this kind of thing?Please interact and interact on Weibo!What kind of energy is there on and off the stage every day!

Xie Shuangchen said, "You plan it."

"I want to die now." Shi Xiangcheng was desperate. "Is it too late to jump off the train? We might not be able to sell tickets at all..."

Ye Ling comforted Shi Xiangcheng with a smile: "Don't be too anxious, isn't it still a while?"

"There is no time at all, okay?" Shi Xiangcheng said, "Now we have to book the venue, then determine the time and content, then put the tickets on the shelves, and then promote and promote... There is no time at all! Oh my god, why did I slap my head and promise you to open?" Specialize in this kind of thing!"

Xie Shuangchen was speechless: "Obviously you started it yourself."

"Okay, okay." Ye Ling said, "It's not a big deal, just pay for the venue and manpower if you die, it's only tens of thousands of dollars?"

Shi Xiangcheng said, "You are really rich."

Ye Ling said: "I'm telling you to relax, it's our problem not to sell tickets, not yours."

Shi Xiangcheng seems to be in a hurry, but he does everything in detail, and even demands perfection.Ever since she confirmed that she would hold a special show for Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling, she has been working hard on the following aspects.Venue, ticketing, promotion... She has thought of everything, but she is still very nervous.

It's thanks to Xie Shuangchen for trusting her to pick such a leader alone.

"Let's not talk about this." Shi Xiangcheng sighed and stretched, "Have you decided who to take? What kind of work are you planning?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Mr. Ye and I will follow the same way as before, three live works, one traditional work, one traditional new compilation, and one original. As for the assistants, Lao Han and Lao Cai have to bring them, and Li Ke and Qiu Ming have to bring them. Now, as for the last group, I'm a little hesitant."

Shi Xiangcheng asked, "Why are you hesitating?"

"Brother Yang." Ye Ling followed Xie Shuangchen's words, "He's been talking one-on-one all the time. I don't know if Brother Chen can catch up with him. If not, I personally recommend Wang Junmao and Zhao Yuquan."

Xie Shuangchen said, "Let me ask."

Shi Xiangcheng asked: "You said...do you want Lao Han and Lao Cai to prepare a new program?"

Xie Shuangchen thought for a while, and said, "I don't think it's necessary for the time being. It's a bit overkill to ask them to prepare for new activities. It's better to prepare some stable programs, and they can follow the newly edited route. For new activities...they have a special time."

Shi Xiangcheng said: "Well, don't forget to prepare for the encore show and get some cutting-edge products."

Xie Shuangchen smiled: "Pull, play and sing, which one of us doesn't just pick it up?"

"Poor!" Shi Xiangcheng scolded.

Ye Ling and Xie Shuangchen didn't worry about saving up the original programs. They had saved a lot of short episodes that they hadn't talked about before, and they could talk about any one they picked up.Don't worry about the content, but all you need is time for rehearsal.What they lack most now is time.

Two days on weekends is definitely not enough. Usually there is an evening show, and you have to come to prepare in the afternoon. In the remaining half of the morning, Ye Ling and Xie Shuangchen will also prepare the content for the open day of the Yongping Society.At other times, when preparing special programs, the script is revised and rehearsed, and if the effect is not good, it needs to be adjusted again.

Time flies faster than flushing the toilet.

Xie Shuangchen used to have time to come to the garden to listen to a play on Mondays, but now he doesn't bother to care about shit.

Shi Xiangcheng chose the venue, and finally settled the venue of the Rulun lecture hall through the internal relationship of the National People's Congress, but the more than 400 seats really made her a little nervous.

It's not that she doesn't trust Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling, but there is always a contingency in everything.

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the tickets didn't sell well?

So before the ticket was issued, she made a big publicity in the fan group and various social platforms. The fans cried and shouted, as if the spring of revolution had finally ushered in.

Brothers are finally going to have a special show!

Woohoo, I finally waited until this day, I really burst into tears!

How come there is a feeling that my family has a baby growing up!

Will definitely buy tickets!

We must be in the front row to support the brothers walking the flowery road!

Brother rushes the duck! ! !

And there are many male fans who want to take the opportunity to get in the position, after all, no matter what happens between men and men, there is always something to talk about.Xie Shuangchen usually doesn't have much interaction with female fans at all, but he is much friendlier to male fans.Shi Xiangcheng once suspected that Xie Shuangchen was a pure gay, Ye Ling advised her not to think too much, Xie Shuangchen had that kind of virtue, he had to call everyone a brother.

After all, he is also an enthusiastic Beijing citizen.

Xie Shuangchen found that Ye Ling seemed to be trying to figure out something behind her back these days.

The two of them used to go in and out together, but since the time of the special show was confirmed, Ye Ling always liked to go to the theater alone after getting up in the morning, sometimes without saying hello, which made Xie Shuangchen very upset.

It's not that he doesn't allow Ye Ling to have a private space, but he should let him know what he's doing anyway?It's not a big deal to be ecstasy?Do you think he is a panting display?

No matter how much love and trust between two people, it is not completely seamless.Occasionally, there will be one or two times when I want to moan without illness, and these are justifiable.

The main reason is that Ye Ling is not a gossip person, unlike Xie Shuangchen, who knows everything without a care.Love is calm, but love is sometimes sincere and fearful, and for this, Xiao Wuye is also unavoidable.

A special performance was on the agenda, and after Xie Shuangchen consulted Yang Qirui's opinion, he finally decided on Zhao and Wang to be assistant performers.There are eight people in four groups, a brand new dungeon, a brand new stage, Xie Shuangchen plans to make a brand new coat for everyone.So after setting a time with Zhao Mengru, he took everyone to Zhao Mengru's shop.

After Xie Fangbi passed away, although Xie Shuangchen still had contact with Zhao Mengru, he almost never came to his shop again.The decoration and display in the store are as before, but people are no longer in the same state of mind as they were then.

"Rare." Zhao Mengru greeted them mechanically. The sun was scorching hot outside, and the temperature in his shop was low enough for him to wear shirts and vests. He put them neatly and meticulously.

"That must be rare." Xie Shuangchen came in shivering, and said with a smile on his face, "I'm an out-and-out poor man now, and if I come to you to spend once, it's enough for me to eat for a year."

Zhao Mengru said, "Are you sure you'll put it in boss Yao's account?"

"Him?" Xie Shuangchen said, "I'd better not increase the burden with him." He introduced the people in his club to Zhao Mengru, and continued, "Isn't this going to be a special show? No matter what happens, you have to change the gun. Hurry up." .”

Zhao Mengru glanced at Xie Shuangchen: "All right, you just wait."

He didn't need to do things like measuring the body, but because of his friendship with Xie Shuangchen for many years, Zhao Mengru personally took over Xie Shuangchen's work.He worked carefully and quickly, and measured everyone in a short while. When it was time for Ye Ling, he only glanced at Ye Ling and said, "You haven't changed, so you don't need to measure."

"What about me?" Xie Shuangchen pointed to himself.

Zhao Mengru said, "Shut up."

Xie Shuangchen said: "Do you still remember making a black and white coat for me and my master? Mine is made of frosty white satin and gold. Can you make one for Mr. Ye according to that style? Do you remember?"

"Remember." Zhao Mengru said, "What color do you want?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Of course it's also frosty white. Teacher Ye looks good in white too."

Zhao Mengru turned his head away without expression or speaking.

Ye Ling walked up to Xie Shuangchen and whispered, "Why do you want to make another one? Don't we already have three sets? It costs more to make one more."

"It's okay." Xie Shuangchen said, "Master took that one away from him back then, and I couldn't wear it alone, so you can't match it with me? What's the matter, you don't love me anymore?"

The relationship between him and Ye Ling is public within the Yongping Club. In fact, there is nothing special about whether it is public or not. Anyway, everyone tacitly agrees. Even if it is said, others will not believe it.

Fans have already set up a strong and invincible steel straight man set for the two of them.

"What does it have to do with whether you love you or not?" Ye Ling said, "Why do you even want to go up for this? I just tell you not to waste money."

Xie Shuangchen said, "I just want to waste it."

Ye Ling said: "It was intentional, right?"

Xie Shuangchen took Ye Ling's hand and shook it, and Ye Ling stopped talking.

Others saw the class leader and his wife arguing, one by one looking at the sky or the ground, they all wanted to set themselves to be transparent and have zero sense of existence.

Only Zhao Mengru came out from the back room, looked at Xie Shuangchen holding Ye Ling's hand, and asked inexplicably, "What are you doing?"

Ye Ling took her hand away with a "swish", and Xie Shuangchen said dissatisfiedly, "I do what I like."

At around five o'clock in the afternoon on the weekend, Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling finished performing the last show, and the afternoon show was considered to be over.Everyone breaks up, those who are ready for the evening show go to dinner, and those who have no work go home from get off work.By the time the two of them had finished their performance, the backstage had all run away.

"Damn it, isn't this too disorganized?" Xie Shuangchen unbuttoned the collar of his black coat and fanned himself, "Aren't you talking about ordering a takeaway together? It's a hot day and they all run outside."

Ye Ling said: "There is no place to stay in the backstage."

"Isn't there a cabin in there?"

"How hot is that?" Ye Ling took out her phone and swiped, "I don't want to eat takeaway."

Xie Shuangchen said, "Then shall we go out to eat?"

"I don't really want to move, it's hot outside." Ye Ling said, "How about you run an errand for me?"

In normal times, Xie Shuangchen would definitely not say anything, but considering Ye Ling's performance in the recent period, Xie Shuangchen is always sensitive to Ye Ling's need for solitude.

"I don't." Xie Shuangchen said, "I want to go with the two of us, or I won't go, I will stay with you."

"You're not too tired of being crooked." Ye Ling said, "What's the point of staying together all day?"

"Not tired of crooked." Xie Shuangchen said anxiously, "Do you not want to stay with me anymore?"

"...I don't have one." Ye Ling said.

Xie Shuangchen said: "Then why don't you always go in and out with me recently?"

"I..." Ye Ling asked, "Can't I have some time for myself?"

"Yes." Xie Shuangchen said, "But you didn't tell me what are you doing? You can still come to the theater to clean up?"

"I'm not a child." Ye Ling shrugged and smiled, "I won't get lost."

"If you are really lost, I will die, right?" Xie Shuangchen said.

"Let's order takeaway." Ye Ling obviously didn't want to talk about this topic, so he found a way to go.Xie Shuangchen didn't want to let him go, so he grabbed his wrist and asked, "Tell me the truth, what are you doing these days? Is there anything you can't let me know?"

"Aside from eating, sleeping, and talking about cross talk, what else can I do?" Ye Ling even asked Xie Shuangchen to laugh, "What's the matter, I'm still taking your doctorate exam behind your back?"

"you!"

"I'm usually pretty smart, so why do I keep chattering about this kind of thing?" Ye Ling said.

"Yes, I'm not only chattering, I'm also doing it myself. You go to bed right away when you get home, I'm going to lose my face!" Xie Shuangchen hugged Ye Ling and walked towards the hut.

Ye Ling said in a panic: "What are you doing?"

"Fuck you."

There is a small room in the backstage, which is specially used for everyone to rest, because the backstage is often chaotic, and the sound insulation of this small room is particularly good.

Xie Shuangchen swears to God, when he made this decision, he was not prepared for today.

"I told you, don't mess around!" Ye Ling pushed Xie Shuangchen, "Everyone will be back soon..."

"And I can't come back." Xie Shuangchen pressed Ye Ling on the bed, "Don't move, tell me what's going on? Don't tell me what special program you are planning, I don't believe it! Can you tell me what you are planning? "

"Unprepared, alas...you really..." Ye Ling never made it clear when he reasoned with Xie Shuangchen.Xie Shuangchen lifted the hem of Ye Ling's black coat, and slipped his hand in.

"What's wrong with me?" Xie Shuangchen bit Ye Ling's earlobe and said in a low voice, "Then how about this? I'll prepare a show for you. Guess what it is?"

Ye Ling said: "I don't want to guess! Get up from me quickly..."

"Since you don't want to guess, then I'll give you a performance." Xie Shuangchen blew into Ye Ling's ear, pressed it against his ear, and sang in a low voice that only Ye Ling could hear, "One, reach out and touch." I touch it right next to my brother's hair..."

His hand stroked Ye Ling's hair.

"Second, stretch out your hand and touch it, it's on the top of my brother's eyebrow..."

The fingers gently traced Ye Ling's eyebrows again.

Ye Ling said impatiently: "You... why are you singing this? Don't be crazy..."

"I'm happy." Xie Shuangchen said, "I'm just crazy."

His fingers caressed Ye Ling's body one by one according to the order in the words. The room was already small, and the two of them were so hot that even their coats were wet. Xie Shuangchen helped Ye Ling undress. The black neckline was open and wet. half covered his chest.

"Eighteen, I stretched out my hand and touched until I was there, next to my brother's treasure, my brother's treasure is so watery..."

"Well……"

Ye Ling lay on her side, frowned and closed her eyes, biting the black cloth of her cuff.His skin was flushed with heat, covered with light sweat, which made the black coat look coquettish.Xie Shuangchen gently pushed his hand away, clasped his fingers tightly, and said, "Brother, don't bite."

"Will that bite you?" Ye Ling said dissatisfied.

Xie Shuangchen moved, smiled and whispered in Ye Ling's ear, "I'm biting."

"what!"

Shi Xiangcheng took everyone from the Yongping Society to eat cones and blow the air conditioner at KFC.

To be precise, she was the only one eating the cone, while the others consciously played the game in vain.

"Aren't you really going to eat something?" Shi Xiangcheng asked with concern, "There is still a performance tonight."

"It's too late!" Qiu Ming yelled, "Come up quickly! Push!"

Everyone screamed, and then suddenly fell into a strange silence. It may be that a wave of team battles is over.

"Xie Shuangchen just sent me a red envelope." Shi Xiangcheng flipped through WeChat, "Tell me to buy ice cream for everyone, and go back after eating."

"Just an ice cream?" Li Ke asked eagerly.

"Oh, let me buy a family barrel to take back." Shi Xiangcheng said.

"Wouldn't it be us to eat it when we bring it back?" Cai Xunshang said, "Eh, if we buy it, we can share it here!"

Shi Xiangcheng said, "I think it will work."