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What?Chartered?

In an instant, these few words popped into everyone's minds.

Ye Ling asked Shi Xiangcheng: "Isn't it selling tickets on the ticketing website? How did you book the venue?"

"I don't know, did you buy all the tickets as soon as the ticket was issued?" Shi Xiangcheng said, "I guess there is some ticket grabbing for the auction...I said why there are so many people on Weibo who can't buy tickets. I bought it."

"It's really amazing." Li Ke said with emotion, "I knew that movies were reserved, and my sister is really rich."

Ye Ling said: "Don't bother chatting, let's start."

I am used to being full of guests, but suddenly the deserted and miserable theater is a bit confusing.Today's opening show is the pair of Ge Jun and Liu Xinghua. They have been talking about the opening show since they came here. Although they have no great achievements or mistakes, the disadvantage is that the field control ability is not very good, especially in the handling of some mediocre shows. The rhythm is unfamiliar, and there are so few boring moments while chatting.

If there are audiences with low laughs, that's okay.But the five girls sitting below seem to have a higher level of laughter than each other. The two people on the stage didn't respond to what they said, and the audience didn't even sneer. They just kept eating snacks.

This scene is as embarrassing as it is.

The two barely finished the whole job, bowed and stepped off the stage, the applause was sporadic, so desolate.Goodbye to Ge and Liu, all of them looked very ugly.

"It's okay." Ye Ling said, "It happened suddenly today, so don't pay too much attention to it, it's a good one."

The following actors showed up one after another, and the girls smiled occasionally, or they were chatting below, and the atmosphere was so weird.Everyone felt that they were deflated by these people, and they were very upset.

The second is that Cai Xunshang and Lu Xunhan came to the stage. The girls were a little interested in these two people and were willing to interrupt, but when Lu Xunhan asked them where they came from, who did they want to see.A short-haired girl sitting at the front said, "We want to see your uncle!"

"Master?" Lu Xunhan was stunned for a moment, and looked at Cai Xunshang. The two were brothers, and he immediately began to recall who his uncle was.

"It's the class leader!" The girl continued to laugh and say, "Little Fifth Master!"

"..." The two of Lu and Cai were speechless, and Lu Xunhan said, "We are not in the same group, how can this be?"

The girl said rightly: "Little Fifth Master is so old, isn't he your uncle?"

Xie Shuangchen did joke with the two of them about seniority, but it was just a joke. Everyone was just joking around, and no one took it seriously. It's not a secret that needs to be kept. Xie Shuangchen's seniority is old, what can you do? ?

"I figured it out." Lu Xunhan said, "Would you like to rush over to be our aunt?"

"Yes, yes!" The sisters really responded, "Call me Aunt!"

"It's an advantage..." Lu Xunhan chuckled twice, and said, "If my sister starts queuing up now, I think she will be able to watch Mount Tai before she dies."

"噫——" From the beginning to the end, this syllable is considered correct.

"What's this for? Is this crazy kid here?" Shi Xiangcheng looked behind for a while, and said to Xie Shuangchen, "I came to see you, let's see what you have done."

"What's none of my business?" Xie Shuangchen said helplessly, "There are tens of thousands of audiences, who doesn't? You can't put all the shit on my head, right?"

Shi Xiangcheng said: "If you don't detain me, who will you detain? Teacher Ye?"

"It's none of my business." Ye Ling said, "He's here to hold the role."

Lu Xunhan and Cai Xunshang finished the show with great difficulty. After stepping down, the two expressed their desire to die.Xie Shuangchen didn't say anything, and followed Ye Ling onto the stage.

He must have bowed first when he came to the stage. As soon as Xie Shuangchen raised his head, several girls rushed forward to give presents.The things are not big, but looking at the LOGO above, you know that the price is expensive.

It would be a bit of a shame not to accept such a valuable thing, but accept it... It really doesn't make sense, and the impact is not good.Xie Shuangchen thought about it, took them all first, and planned to ask Shi Xiangcheng to return them quietly after the performance was over.

"Little Fifth Master, I like you so much!" said a girl.

"I see you at last!" said another girl.

"Hey, hey." Xie Shuangchen lowered his head and shook hands with them, but they refused to let go. He was unhappy, and he couldn't lose his temper at the audience, so he could only coax and say, "Go back quickly, it's time to talk about cross talk." , be good."

"Okay—" The girls immediately became very obedient, and obediently returned to their seats after delivering the presents.

Xie Shuangchen was very helpless. Looking back, he saw Ye Ling standing behind the table and looking at him. He walked over dejectedly, glanced at the empty theater, and said, "Today..." Normally, he would say that there are many people coming today, But now there are only five people in the audience, he can only smile and continue to say: "How many of you are here today?"

"That's right!" Qi Liuhai's girl said, "We're booking the venue!" She smiled harmlessly and was very proud.

"So rich?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

"Yes!" Everyone answered together.

"But." Xie Shuangchen said seriously, "What's wrong with having money?"

Another girl with glasses said: "Money wants to buy you happiness!"

If there were a lot of audiences, Xie Shuangchen might still be in the mood to talk to them, but the five in front of him were obviously not ordinary audiences, so Xie Shuangchen was afraid that something would happen if he chatted with them, so he had to take the topic hastily and talk to Ye Ling casually. Two sentences entered into the right life.

They performed "Familiarity", which talked about all kinds of interesting things about fortune-telling and gossip. Xie Shuangchen had just started to work, and introduced the business of fortune-telling, and then said: "Generally, when setting up a stall for acquaintances, you have to be round first. It’s almost the same as when we used to hang out outside. We muttered and waited for people to gather around before standing up, and randomly found someone to give them a count, for example..."

As soon as I said this, someone below shouted: "Little Fifth Master, please do a fortune telling me!"

Xie Shuangchen was taken aback, and had to shift his attention to the bottom, half-jokingly said: "I'll do the math for you later."

Ye Ling accosted and said, "You let him do the math, and he has to do it for you, and you'll be bankrupt."

"That's worth it!" He was quite happy.

Ye Ling said: "Then this might be the only time in my life."

Xie Shuangchen knew that Ye Ling was already a little unhappy. These little girls looked very young and didn't know how to behave. When the actors were acting on it, they were either just talking nonsense, or they were doing hard work, which greatly affected the performance.But people bought tickets, actors can't make people shut up, can they?The on-the-spot ability of cross talk actors lies in how to make the show go on smoothly when facing a less professional audience.

After Ye Ling got together with Xie Shuangchen, he didn't hate him very much on stage, but that didn't mean he wouldn't hurt the audience in a weird way.Smart people can naturally understand the meaning of Ye Ling's words, but those few...

Didn't hear it at all, but it's beautiful.

"For me, one day counts as one show. The so-called secrets must not be leaked. Come early next time." Xie Shuangchen smoothed things over and continued the content of the show.

The two continued to talk, and there was silence for a while. Xie Shuangchen talked about the fortune-telling part for Ye Ling.Normally, he would have to get angry and eat Ye Ling's tofu, but now he is not in the mood at all, and concentrates on performing according to the serious program, for fear that some other moth will come out next.

"Your palmistry..." Xie Shuangchen was touching, but Qi Liuhai below was not happy, and shouted: "Fifth Master! Don't touch him, touch me!"

Not to mention that Ye Ling was unhappy, Xie Shuangchen wanted to go crazy on the spot.It's not that he objected to the girl speaking casually, it's okay to joke around, but isn't this too outspoken?Sexually harassing him so openly?

What more can he say?

"Damn it! Absolutely!" Shi Xiangcheng wanted to hit someone angrily from behind, "Where did you come from? You must be sick!"

"Doesn't it mean that he is really sick since the moment he packed the place?" Cai Xunshang said dissatisfied.

"That's right." Everyone agreed together.

People in the backstage can swear at will, and people in the front desk have to smile even if they really want to die.Those girls made it clear that they came to see Xie Shuangchen, and they didn't even pay attention to Ye Ling.Ye Ling has never been angry with the audience for favoring one another, and standing together with the teaser, the teaser is talking too much, and a lot of burden is also on the teaser, this is a natural attraction.And most of the people who can be a fan are not competitive.

Make a green leaf to set off the flowers, two people perform their own duties, this is a good partner.

If it wasn't on the stage, Xie Shuangchen would at best ignore such things.How many girls do you think you can do to others?It seems stingy to hurt others.But now it's not in life, but on the stage. No matter how unhappy he is in his heart, he must finish his work well.

There is no emotion in work, and it is also a skill to coax the audience.Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling tried their best to treat them as ordinary audiences, and finished the show with difficulty amidst endless chatting and planning.

The two people bowed and stepped down, just wanting to run away, and the few people shouted: "There is an encore! Come back!"

"What's the matter?" The host Wang Junmao came up to meet them and asked in a low voice.

"Go back." Ye Ling said.

"Ms. Ye..." Xie Shuangchen hesitated.

"You don't come back today, what should you do if you are gossiped?" Ye Ling said, "They are all here to see you."

Xie Shuangchen had no choice but to agree, and the two walked to the stage again.

I never expected that there would be gifts for returning.It was the girl with bangs, almost running over. Xie Shuangchen politely went to pick it up, but as soon as he bent down and stretched out his hand, he was pulled vigorously.

Ye Ling almost thought that Xie Shuangchen would be dragged off stage.

Xie Shuangchen was also very surprised. The girl pulled her wrist tightly towards his chest. Xie Shuangchen was afraid of accidents, so his naturally open fingers immediately clenched into fists, and he pulled back desperately. The two of them were like a tug of war.

That Qi Liuhai took out a bracelet out of nowhere, and fastened it on for Xie Shuangchen with a "click".She held Xie Shuangchen's hand very piously, as if looking up at a dream within reach, and said sincerely: "Little Fifth Master, please take it with you, don't take it off, please! I really like you very much." !"

Xie Shuangchen was stiff all over.

Ye Ling didn't look at it, she opened her fan and gently covered her face.

"Thank you, thank you, let's go back first." Xie Shuangchen said in a low voice, "I still have to put on a show, be good."

"Stop acting." The girl sitting in Zuo's seat said, "Anyway, it's just us, Little Fifth Master, come down and chat!"

"Didn't we have a good chat on the platform?" Xie Shuangchen waved his hand and coaxed Qi Liuhai back from the audience.He decided that he would only speak a short paragraph when he returned to the scene, and immediately stepped off the stage, bowed and closed the door after speaking.

However, the ideal is very full, and the reality is very skinny.After he finished speaking, the audience asked him to sing a section, and everyone said it, no matter how much Xie Shuangchen complained in his heart, he couldn't refuse to sing.

I could only bite the bullet and sing a section of "Twelve Stories".

In Xie Shuangchen's performance, speaking, learning and singing are relatively average. Sometimes he will sing Beijing ditties for the audience when he returns to the show. There are a few songs that he always sings. Over time, the audience also learns.

A few girls in the audience asked for "Twelve Stories Building" by name, just because there was a line in it "Lang Jun, you are listening".From the time Xie Shuangchen started singing, those few people sang along, whether they were out of tune or not would have to be discussed separately.When they sang this line, they all shouted: "Little Fifth Master, did you hear that?"

Little Fifth Master wanted to knock his head to death.

Now even Ye Ling cast a loving look at Xie Shuangchen.

Today's performance is probably not going to be recorded in the black history of Xie Shuangchen and the entire Yongping Society.

It was finally over, Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling bowed, and ran away without a trace.Several soldiers in the audience were divided into two groups, one group was waiting at the main entrance, and the other was waiting at the back door, as if they wanted to catch Xie Shuangchen to take a photo and sign his name.

Shi Xiangcheng observed for a long time in a detour, and went back to the backstage to report: "I think you, don't leave tonight."

"Damn it! I'm really convinced!" Xie Shuangchen said, "Can't you listen to cross talk well? Why can't you use this star-chasing energy to study hard and contribute to the modernization of the motherland?"

Shi Xiangcheng said: "Because he is rich! Reserved!" She grabbed Xie Shuangchen's wrist and said, "Hold it out and let me see, what kind of bracelet is it?"

Only then did Xie Shuangchen realize that he was still wearing handcuffs, so he quickly took them off. Everyone looked at them and shouted, "Ouch! Ouch!"

"Tiffany T series bracelets! It's even studded with diamonds!" Shi Xiangcheng said eccentrically, "It's worth a hundred thousand!"

As soon as she told the price, everyone gasped, even Ye Ling, who was drinking water next to her, choked.

"Hey, there is still engraving inside." Shi Xiangcheng said, "Xie&Jing... I rely on me! Is it you who wrote Xie? Jing must be that girl! Absolutely, absolutely amazing!" She shouted at Ye Ling, "Miss Ye ! Someone actually dared to try to get in the position! It turned against her!"

"Don't talk about auntie!" Xie Shuangchen wanted to cry, but fans usually gave small gifts, not a lot of money, just for the sake of meaning, the kind he dared to accept.It's all right now, just buckle a bracelet worth a hundred thousand yuan and engrave it... Is this going crazy?

He glanced at Ye Ling very cautiously, and Ye Ling said very calmly: "Has anyone left? Xiangcheng, can you give it to him and return?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Xie Shuangchen said, "Hurry up and return it, we can't take every needle and thread from the masses."

"Why? It's worth a lot if you sell it." Shi Xiangcheng said intentionally, "It's hardest to bear the favor of a beauty. I think she is really sincere. You have to show something when you want to spend real money on you, right?"

"What do I mean? I mean I got married early, so let me go!" Xie Shuangchen said, "These are leftovers from my brother's play back then. When my brother hit Teacher Ye with Cartier, those few didn't know Where are you chasing stars. Hurry up, don’t make trouble, and give them back.”

"All right, all right." Shi Xiangcheng said, "I'll go, let's go."

Xie Shuangchen asked Shi Xiangcheng to take out the ones he had just collected, telling the others not to watch the excitement, but to break up and go home.Everyone is a person with good eyesight, and they all started to pack their things as if nothing had happened.

"Ms. Ye..." Xie Shuangchen carefully sat beside Ye Ling, observed his words and said, "Don't be angry."

Ye Ling was inexplicable: "Why am I angry?"

"Those little girls are just too young to understand." Xie Shuangchen said, "Today's appearance is too unexpected, don't forget to take it to heart."

Ye Ling was even more inexplicable: "I... didn't take it to heart."

Xie Shuangchen said, "That bracelet..."

Ye Ling smiled and said, "Compared to what you used to be, it's really far behind."

At this moment, Shi Xiangcheng came back with empty hands, Xie Shuangchen asked, "Have you returned it?"

"Repay it." Shi Xiangcheng said, "He is very unhappy, I made up a lot of nonsense to smooth things over."

Xie Shuangchen asked, "What did you say?"

Shi Xiangcheng said: "I said you are really gay, you are really with Teacher Ye."

Xie Shuangchen said, "Hey, can you be more serious?"

Shi Xiangcheng shrugged: "Okay, I said you accepted their love, but you really can't accept such an expensive thing. In the future, often coming to listen to cross talk is the greatest support for you! Is that okay?"

Xie Shuangchen said, "It's okay."

"Oh, by the way, that Qi Liuhai." Shi Xiangcheng said, "I was asked to send you a message."

"what?"

"My husband, I love you." Shi Xiangcheng said it very calmly, and then immediately said, "That's what someone said! It's not me!"

Ye Ling lowered her head and accidentally laughed out loud.

"Kill me!" Xie Shuangchen yelled.