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Everything happened so suddenly that the people who eat melons hadn’t tasted it yet. The defendants received the summons from the court. It took only a few dozen days before and after. People can’t help but feel the plaintiff’s high efficiency and perseverance. It's resolute.

It's just that suing fans sounds like Xie Shuangchen is not generous enough. There are a lot of people on the Internet who came to thank Shuangchen generously with the heart of the Virgin Mary, asking him, he is your fan, how do you like you so much? Why go to court with others?Why are you so narrow-minded?No wonder I couldn't understand my senior brother, the young people nowadays...

Xie Shuangchen and the Yongping Club seemed to be pushed to the cusp of a crisis all of a sudden.

"You are also crowned as blue face in anger." Shi Xiangcheng chatted with Xie Shuangchen while typing and writing the draft.This matter was done behind Ye Ling's back by Xie Shuangchen and Shi Xiangcheng.Shi Xiangcheng is a man of action. When he heard that Xie Shuangchen was going to engage in those annoying idiots, he immediately put in 12 points of energy.After contacting the lawyer, go to collect evidence and justify it, and then go to the court to submit the materials.

This is the first time she has entered such a relevant department when she grows up, she is very nervous, the process of brain supplementation is very complicated, and she is ready for a hard fight.But I never expected that after receiving the materials and checking them, they found that they met the requirements, and the case was filed in less than a week.

This shocked Xie Shuangchen and Shi Xiangcheng, but the lawyer was very calm. He had seen many disputes between celebrities and fans, and he was very familiar with the handling process.The only thing that surprised him was that Xie Shuangchen was not a celebrity, but a comedian.

It's not that he has little knowledge, it's that the world is changing too fast.

The judiciary has a judicial process, and Xie Shuangchen has no intention of ignoring the discussions on the Internet.

After Ye Ling knew about this incident, it was a bit exaggerated to say that she was angry, and it was more of a feeling of dumbfounding.He felt that Xie Shuangchen was really capable. A hooligan has learned to use the weapon of law to protect himself?

He questioned Xie Shuangchen what was going on, Xie Shuangchen faltered and talked about him, Ye Ling's attitude became very serious, Xie Shuangchen said that it was to educate those brain-dead people who have been affected by demons to affect other people's lives, and by the way, give Ye Ling Let it out.

Ye Ling patted the table, and Xie Shuangchen quickly coaxed Ye Ling, saying that he didn't say anything because he was afraid that his teacher Ye would be unhappy if he found out.Teacher Ye of their family worries too much about the country and the people every day, there is no need to bother about such a trivial matter... Xie Shuangchen is really afraid that Ye Ling will scold him, afraid that he will make a fuss out of a molehill.Unexpectedly, Ye Ling asked him a word.

Why didn't you tell me such a good thing earlier?

Xie Shuangchen was startled, and quickly realized that it was because of the beautification filter in his heart that he made Ye Lingnao into a fairy who did not eat fireworks.He is uneasy and kind, Ye Ling is not a vegetarian either!Hasn't he seen enough of Teacher Ye's methods?

Don't say it, don't say it, it's another filter.

Ye Ling also knew that Xie Shuangchen was doing it for her own sake. Although he suspected it was selfish and making a fuss out of a molehill, he didn't think Xie Shuangchen did anything wrong.

He's not the real parents of those little girls, it's not up to him to "indulge" this kind of thing, if he does something wrong, he has to pay the corresponding price.

However, Ye Ling still said a few words to Xie Shuangchen on the point of "impulsive and hasty". Xie Shuangchen listened with a smile. Ye Ling asked him what he planned to do. , I will definitely not embarrass Teacher Ye.Ye Ling originally wanted to help out, but when she thought that Xie Shuangchen was not just a kid in the society for the first time, he also had a mind and a way.Thinking of this, Ye Ling didn't plan to intervene any more, without asking a word, and let Ping and Xie Shuangchen make troubles.

"Master, look." Shi Xiangcheng finished typing and asked Xie Shuangchen, "Is this okay?"

Xie Shuangchen savored it carefully, and said, "It's okay, there is no big problem. The rest is a question and answer session, and I will post this on my own Weibo."

"What's the problem?" Shi Xiangcheng asked.

"It's just questions from fans and people who care about gossip recently." Xie Shuangchen said, "I'm too lazy to answer them one by one, so I collected them and sorted them out. Would you like to take a look? It's very funny."

Shi Xiangcheng said: "I can guess it with my heels." She still took Xie Shuangchen's mobile phone, looked at the densely packed questions on it, and sighed: "Hey, you really have the time to collect. Here is a question, please answer it. , fans will pay attention to your life because they like you, you can just say a few words of advice, do you need to sue them? What a white-eyed wolf!"

Xie Shuangchen replied: "I am also 'specially' concerned about the personal growth education of some fans. Of course, you all know that I am an uneducated vulgar person. I can't educate them, and I can only be borne by specialized educational institutions."

Shi Xiangcheng asked: "Is the court an educational institution?"

Xie Shuangchen said, "I don't have this problem inside."

"This is my own problem!" Shi Xiangcheng said, "Are you bothered?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Oh, this! Hey, the court is not a specialized educational institution. It is an educational examination center when it is exhausted. The ordinary educational institution is society, and the ultimate educational institution is a prison. There is nothing that people can't live in this life. Restraint, can't be lawless, otherwise what can we do if we are not educated?"

"Okay." It's not the first time Shi Xiangcheng has seen Xie Shuangchen's fallacies. "The next question, the people who don't know the truth want to know what these fans have done. How about going to court?"

"This question... The answer I told you must be because they scolded Mrs. Ye, I'm upset, I want to tease them." After Xie Shuangchen finished speaking, he smiled wickedly, "But this is my own selfishness. Just listen to it. As for the explanation to the public, don’t we all agree? Excessive fan behavior has affected my normal life, and posting comments has affected my personal reputation.”

What he said is true, and he is not Ye Ling's agent, so he can't go to the court to talk to the judge. Someone bullied our Teacher Ye, and I want to file a lawsuit for him.The Yong Ping Club can take on such a role, because Ye Ling is an actor in the club, and anyone who is bullied can seek justice in the name of the Yong Ping Club.But doing so, Ye Ling must be unhappy, Ye Ling doesn't like Xie Shuangchen being promoted to the agency because of a little personal matter, and there is no need for other actors to come out and take this responsibility.

So Xie Shuangchen operated the whole thing entirely in his own name.

Shi Xiangcheng single-handedly managed many fan groups of Wing Ping Club, big and small eyeliners spread all over the country, is it not easy to dig out the black history of a few stupid fans?It just so happened that these few people were also cancerous tumors recognized by the fans, so there were endless revelations.

Shi Xiangcheng stayed behind, including chasing and intercepting Xie Shuangchen late at night, private trips with Xie Shuangchen, attacking and insulting others in the name of Xie Shuangchen's fans...

At first Shi Xiangcheng really asked Xie Shuangchen if he was just warning and scaring him, but Xie Shuangchen seriously said that he was playing for real.

He didn't bother to make fake moves, as if the thunder was loud and the rain was little, it seemed that scaring would be effective.What age is it, who is not scared?The most effective blow to a person with poor behavior is to apologize publicly and lose money. Apologies are all secondary, money must be lost, and there must be the most practical education to fight against.

What's the use of saying "I'm sorry" even in writing?How much is a catty for face?

The most useless thing in this world is the word "sorry".

The tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop, let alone Xie Shuangchen doesn't want to be quiet.His three consecutive Weibo posts were all related to this matter. Those who liked him felt that he was trying to correct the atmosphere, while those who didn't like him felt that he was just out and about. Get in touch and send him a word.

You have a lot to do.

Xie Shuangchen was also unambiguous, so he simply used this as a stalker and wrote a cross talk called "Only You have a lot of things to do", and talked about it in the small theater with great joy.

Don't mess with hooligans, and don't mess with cultured people.

They are likely to team up to program you.

In the weekend evening performance of the Wing Ping Club, there were so many people that there was nowhere to go. Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling were performing this part of the performance, and everyone was giggling and laughing together.

"I think it's very difficult to be a public figure now, and I ask people to stare at them with a magnifying glass every day." Xie Shuangchen said, "But if you think about it the other way around, aren't public figures also ordinary people? Everyone has mistakes that ordinary people would make. .”

Ye Ling said: "This is the truth."

"So after doing my research, I discovered a way to get rich."

"Is this still the way to get rich?"

"Of course." Xie Shuangchen said, "It's useless for a star to go gossip if he makes a mistake, and there is no shortage of you. But what about ordinary people? The lipstick is wrong. Today is two catties fatter than yesterday, and the clothes look ugly. I can go up there." Say a few words."

"No, are you free?" Ye Ling said, "Did someone provoke you? Why do you have so many things?"

"How do you know my name?"

"Isn't your name Xie Shuangchen?"

"No." Xie Shuangchen said, "That's my stage name, and my common name is 'Shi Duo'. My mother is Shi Duo, my dad is Shi Da, and I just do Shi Duo Ben Duo."

"Your family is really annoying. You still have a common name. Is it your dharma name or what?" Ye Ling said.

Xie Shuangchen clasped his palms together and said, "Amitabha..."

"Fuck you!" Ye Ling said, "Anyone like you is a disgrace to Qingjing!"

"You insulted me." Xie Shuangchen pointed at Ye Ling.

Ye Ling was inexplicable: "Why did I insult you?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "You said I insulted Qingjing, who is Qingjing? What did I do to him? Let me tell you Ye Ling, you are slandering me!"

Ye Ling said, "Are you sick?"

"Oh, you still said I was sick!" Xie Shuangchen said, "This is even more blatant insult!"

Ye Ling said: "Are you annoying? What's wrong with me insulting you? What can you do?"

Xie Shuangchen looked at Ye Ling, suddenly smiled badly, and said, "I can sue you."

Most of the people in the venue are familiar with the Yongping Society, and when they heard this stalk, they immediately laughed out of understanding.If he didn't like Xie Shuangchen, he wouldn't come here, so he would naturally feel that Xie Shuangchen's behavior was very straightforward.Someone applauded from the audience, and there was warm applause.

After the show ended, Xie Shuangchen specially told everyone when he returned to the show: "Some people always say that I satirize the audience and fans, then I am really guilty. The audience is my food and clothing, and the fans are people who support me and love me. I How could you be mocking everyone?"

Ye Ling nodded sullenly and said, "Well, I will only sue them in court."

Everyone kept saying "噫".

"I like that you love you, and I won't chase you every day to block you, will I? I won't send you a private message to write a small composition in the middle of the night, will I? I won't provoke the relationship between you and the second lady, right?" Xie Shuangchen gave an example. .

"No, you'll just hang around and harass me every day." Ye Ling said, "And I have nothing to do with Second Miss."

Everyone laughed again.

Xie Shuangchen smiled, raised his hands and nodded, motioning for everyone to be quiet.

"I'm just giving you an example." Xie Shuangchen said, "People always ask me why I sue my fans. You came here to listen to the cross talk, not to listen to my nonsense, you can leave now, the cross talk has been performed, and the return is free, not included in your ticket price."

No one left the stage.

Xie Shuangchen took a look and said, "Since they are all from my own family, I'll just talk about it briefly. In fact, as more and more people know about me, and more and more people know about the Wing Ping Society, it will be accompanied by The appearance of some so-called 'fans'. In fact, I am not very happy to call everyone a fan, because I think we are all equal. You must not be happy to watch my performance is not good. No matter how hard I act, you will have hot pot with the following Playing mahjong, I feel aggrieved. Audience and actors are a mutual support relationship. I bring laughter to everyone, and everyone buys tickets to praise me and let me live a good life. I am a cross talk talker, not an idol Star, although I admit that I am indeed very romantic and suave Yushu Linfeng..." He also played with his fan while speaking.

Ye Ling stopped Xie Shuangchen: "You don't need to talk about the following adjectives, let's talk about the business."

"Okay." Xie Shuangchen put down his fan, straightened his cuffs, and continued, "I'm not an idol star, I'm not that glamorous. Some immature fans will do some radical behaviors. I can do it once or twice. Tolerance, but more, I admit that I can't do it. I'm just an ordinary person, and I make a living by talking about cross talk, not by selling people and dreams. Innocent and ignorant girls may be deceived by my appearance, and in the end After all, you will find that Xie Shuangchen is a rascal who doesn’t even have a heart for pity and pity. Because you like Xie Shuangchen, you like cross talk, so you are willing to learn about cross talk. I think it is my honor. Because you like cross talk, you know a man named Xie Shuangchen If you find that his cross talk is not bad, and you are willing to join in, that is my ability. The only bad thing is that you like me for no reason. Even if my cross talk is very bad, I will be on stage Picking your feet, you still like me, so what are you trying to do? Why should I?"

"I just like you!" shouted the girl in the first row, "I like you for no reason!"

Xie Shuangchen pointed at her and joked, "Then we'll see you in court later."

People also knew that Xie Shuangchen was joking, and shouted, "Let's go together!"

Ye Ling spoke up: "Are you two going to the court or the Civil Affairs Bureau?"

Xie Shuangchen waved his hand and stopped joking with the audience.

"Actors need the supervision of the audience so that they will not slack off. Only in business can they continue to improve and bring more and better programs to everyone, so that you will not feel the desire to spend money on tickets." Xie Shuangchen continued, "Everyone likes me, I am very grateful, but I don't want everyone to lose themselves because they like someone. Don't say anything else, if you don't go home in the middle of the night and it's freezing outside, just to say a word to someone, I will take care of this for you I feel aggrieved. But when I think of some people swearing so hard on the Internet, they are all young girls, there is really no need..."

Before he finished speaking, a big brother in the back row shouted, "I'm not!"

"Shut up." Xie Shuangchen said.

The crowd burst into laughter.

"It's the same for men!" Xie Shuangchen added, "If you have the time to read more, do meaningful things, work hard to live and make money, isn't it more powerful than fighting with people on the Internet?"

Ye Ling said: "Wait for us to open a special show later, and try to buy the front row tickets."

Xie Shuangchen said, "You don't delay doing business."

Someone below asked: "When will there be a special show?"

"I really don't know, let's arrange it later." Xie Shuangchen said, "Don't interrupt my speech, I'm expressing my feelings here!"

Ye Ling patted him, and said: "Don't express your emotions, if you don't hurry up, the last subway will be gone."

"That's fine, let me put it simply." Xie Shuangchen said, "In short, I don't want some young people to be too crazy and do outrageous things. This is not called liking, it is called sick. Since I am not an idol role model, Then I definitely won't let such a person mess around. All in all, let's all be human."

"So you are not a human?" Ye Ling asked suddenly.

"Isn't it?" Xie Shuangchen casually mumbled, clasped his hands together, "That's it for today, it's late, everyone go back and have a good rest."

The two bowed, and as soon as they stepped off the stage, Xie Shuangchen grabbed Ye Ling and said to him: "I am not a human being, but after meeting you, I decided to be a human being, a good person. Don't do bad things, don't scold the street, and stick to brushing ants Forest tree planting for public welfare, because I want to live a long life and be with you forever, this life is not enough, and the next life will be needed.”

Ye Ling was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "A good man has no rewards, and a disaster will last for a thousand years. You, it's better to be a disaster, I think it's good."

On such a night, the trending search for "Xie Shuangchen teaches fans to be good people" quietly climbed up.The hot topic under the topic is Xie Shuangchen's speech in the small theater. Although the fans were criticized by Xie Shuangchen, they still cried and said that my brother is kind and kind, encourage everyone to study hard and live well, and restrain bad trends. This is a role model in the world !

By the way, there will be another special session on the blood book of thousands of people, and I hope to hear the teachings of my brother on the spot!