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If you want to eat dumplings, you have to make arrangements for yourself.

The Wing Ping Club has entered a strike before the year, and everyone happily went home to celebrate the New Year with their year-end awards.There are fewer and fewer people in Beijing every day. When you find that the open space of Line [-] is full of seats, it means that the Spring Festival is really coming.

Although only Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling celebrated the New Year's Eve, Xie Shuangchen was unambiguous and prepared according to the custom of the New Year.Which day to clean the house and which day to stew meat, the arrangements are very appropriate.

"Why didn't I think living a new year was so strenuous before?" Ye Ling joked with Xie Shuangchen, "It's just the two of us, but I told you to create a scene of twenty people."

Xie Shuangchen said: "Do you know that this is called traditional culture? Life needs a sense of ritual. People nowadays have never eaten or seen anything. What is the meaning of the New Year? Isn't there only this sense of ritual left?"

"Then there is another very ceremonial thing." Ye Ling said, "Thirty children have to watch the Spring Festival Gala. It is estimated that the whole night will be covered with news about the Spring Festival Gala."

Xie Shuangchen said: "I see Second Senior Brother once a year? Don't worry about it when it's Chinese New Year."

"It's not bad to see." Ye Ling said, "The three senior brothers seldom go out for commercial performances, basically they are only active on the screen stage. We usually pay little attention to these contents, and we should be familiar with their current style situation .”

"What's the matter, you still want to know yourself and your enemy?" Xie Shuangchen said, "I don't know what kind of style they are? I can copy some buzzwords from the Internet and I can copy the embarrassment overflowing the screen, let alone other things. I Presumably, he is also old and has more energy than energy."

"Insufficient strength?" Ye Ling asked back, "Insufficient strength is still competing with you."

Xie Shuangchen sighed, and said, "Who told me to be the focus of everyone? Everyone looks at me wherever I go."

"You are still the brightest star in the night sky." Ye Ling said.

"Don't talk about it." Xie Shuangchen said, "Let's go to the supermarket to buy some things later, and we won't go out at thirty tomorrow. How about staying at home?"

"Okay." Ye Ling said, "Let's go."

On the day of their thirties, the two of them woke up naturally after sleeping, had a little something at noon, and Xie Shuangchen started preparing the New Year's Eve dinner in the afternoon.Ye Ling originally wanted to help, but Xie Shuangchen recalled the fear of being sanctioned by Ye Ling's dumplings, so he resolutely refused to let Ye Ling start working.Ye Ling felt that Xie Shuangchen was boring working alone in the kitchen, so she stood aside to chat with him, and handed him things by the way.

In the afternoon, Xie Shuangchen's cell phone rang suddenly, Ye Ling ran over to help him get it, saw that it was Shi Xiangcheng, and spoke to Xie Shuangchen.Xie Shuangchen was busy with work, so he asked Ye Ling to pick it up for him first.

"Hello? Xiangcheng?" Ye Ling said, "What's the matter?"

"Are you at home?" Shi Xiangcheng asked.

"Ah."

"Then can I celebrate the New Year with you at night?" Shi Xiangcheng asked again.

"Ah?" Ye Ling was surprised, "Didn't you go home?"

"My plane this morning." Shi Xiangcheng said, "Hey...it's a long story, I'm not going back now. You...is it convenient for me to go? Will it disturb you?"

"It's okay." Ye Ling said briskly, "Come on, Xie Shuangchen is preparing the New Year's Eve dinner, and he has made a lot of it."

"Row."

I don't know where Shi Xiangcheng called them, but they came quite quickly.As soon as she entered the door, she smelled the fragrance and said, "You two are having a good time."

"Yes." Xie Shuangchen just took off the apron, and joked with Shi Xiangcheng, "I'm more nourished without you."

"How do you talk?" Ye Ling glared at Xie Shuangchen, "Xiangcheng, sit there for a while and watch TV or something. By the way, what do you want to drink? There is orange juice at home."

"No need, Mr. Ye, don't be too busy." Shi Xiangcheng said, "I'll just drink plain water."

Ye Ling poured a cup of hot water for Shi Xiangcheng and put it down. She sat beside her and asked, "What happened to you today? What happened to the plane?"

"Hey..." Shi Xiangcheng had a tangled expression on his face.She is a cheerful girl who can get angry and irritable, but she rarely shows such unspeakable expressions.

Ye Ling felt that Shi Xiangcheng had something on his mind, and it might not be convenient for him to talk about it now, so he opened the box on the coffee table and said to Shi Xiangcheng: "There are melon seeds, peanuts, and sugar in the box, take a look." What do you want to eat? Have you eaten at noon? Are you hungry?" Ye Ling turned back and shouted to Xie Shuangchen, "What time do you eat?"

Xie Shuangchen said, "Do you two want to eat for the Spring Festival Gala?"

Shi Xiangcheng said: "Is there still your second brother in the Spring Festival Gala this year? What time is his show? I really want to see it."

"Damn it, why are you as virtuous as your Teacher Ye?" Xie Shuangchen said helplessly, "Well, then I will risk my life to accompany the gentleman today!" He took out his mobile phone and looked through the program list of the Spring Festival Gala, "Around nine o'clock."

Shi Xiangcheng said: "Hey, my brother has been hanging out for so many years, isn't this also the prime time?"

"Where can cross talk be scheduled for prime time now?" Xie Shuangchen said, "How many years have sketches been mainstream."

Shi Xiangcheng said: "But there is nothing interesting about the sketches now."

"It can only be said that this is an inevitable experience of creation." Xie Shuangchen said, "Good works will appear together in a certain period of time, and then enter the silence. New things replace old ones, and this process is slow. And repeatedly."

"Why are you so deep today?" Shi Xiangcheng asked suddenly.

"Can I not be deep!" Xie Shuangchen emphasized, "Eldest sister, my birthday will be after twelve o'clock, and I wasn't even mentally prepared for you to come suddenly!"

"Then I'm leaving." Shi Xiangcheng said, "I don't know, you should have said it earlier."

"I'm just talking." Xie Shuangchen said, "Can I really tell you to go? Where are you going after the New Year's Eve? Let me see, you can stay here at night. It's not easy to take a taxi outside. I can't help you if you are alone. Don't worry."

Shi Xiangcheng said, "So why didn't I see you being so kind?"

Xie Shuangchen asked back: "Isn't my setting beautiful and kind?"

"It's all an illusion." Shi Xiangcheng said.

Xie Shuangchen's New Year's Eve dinner is almost ready, just wait for the pot to be cooked in the evening.There was still a while before dinner, and the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala was on the TV, and it was just audible when it was turned on. The three of them had nothing to do, and Xie Shuangchen took Shi Xiangcheng and Ye Ling to play games.

Although Ye Ling is smart, she is really not good at games, maybe it is fair for God to give a person some skill points.Shi Xiangcheng was played with by the straight men in the club, but unexpectedly he didn't cheat.The three of them got together, and only Ye Ling continued to give it away. If it was someone else, Xie Shuangchen would have exploded on the spot.

"Oh, Mrs. Ye, don't stand so close to the front, the other side will hit you, my heart aches!"

"Just wait, I'll kill you through the other side!"

"It's okay, you can send it, it's not a big problem."

"Hey, why did you confiscate the head? It's okay! Although it can be collected, it's not necessary."

"Damn it!" Shi Xiangcheng became irritable, "Xie Shuangchen, are you annoying! If you can kill teammates in this game, I will definitely kill you first!"

Xie Shuangchen said: "What's wrong with me? Am I still not carrying? What's the matter with you? Why did you go to deliver it? Can you play? Two hit one and get killed? Don't want to hang up while playing go!"

"Xie Shuangchen, you bastard!" Shi Xiangcheng bought the equipment and rushed out of the spring, and operated after a while.

"Damn it! How dare you betray me!" Xie Shuangchen yelled.

"Could you please stop arguing!" Ye Ling was already struggling, but now her head is getting dizzy from being shouted at by these two people.Why can't I be quiet while playing games?Does the louder the sound, the higher the output?

Yes.

"Shit sausage, you are really good food!" Xie Shuangchen commented on Shi Xiangcheng after he lost the last round with honor.

"Shut up!" Shi Xiangcheng was furious.

"Okay, okay." Ye Ling looked at his watch and saw that it was past six o'clock, and said to Xie Shuangchen, "Stop playing, pack up and eat."

"Okay." Xie Shuangchen said, "I'll go get ready, you two can rest."

Xie Shuangchen's hands and feet were nimble, and soon a table was covered with dishes.Shi Xiangcheng came over and said, "You did it all?"

"Otherwise?" Xie Shuangchen rolled his eyes.

"I thought you couldn't fart." Shi Xiangcheng said, "Aren't you a character who needs to be taken care of by Mr. Ye?"

Xie Shuangchen didn't say anything, but in the end, who will take care of whom, aunt?Let you, Teacher Ye, come into the kitchen to cook, everyone will be hungry tonight.

The three sat around the table, and the Spring Festival Gala had already begun. Although it was really boring, if this regular program that has accompanied the Chinese people for more than 30 years was missing, it seemed that there would be a lot of ceremonial things missing.

"Come, come." Xie Shuangchen poured wine for everyone, "Have a drink first. I've been busy talking for a year, and it's really fast."

Shi Xiangcheng said: "You said this all day, so you don't have any new words? You are illiterate."

"Is my level of education low enough?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Oh no, you have the lowest level of education at this table, and a junior high school level is still here to mock me for being illiterate? I graduated from high school, okay?"

When he said this, Ye Ling lowered his head, not knowing what to say.

"So what?" Shi Xiangcheng said, "Isn't it all in one place? Anyway, everyone's final destination is that little box."

"Hurry up and drink the wine." Xie Shuangchen said, "Why are you talking about the Chinese New Year? It's unlucky."

Eating and drinking pay attention to an atmosphere. After three glasses of wine, there is some excitement at the dinner table.Xie Shuangchen is a master who can follow up with any quarrel, as long as he is there, he will never be afraid of being left alone.However, he is also born with a strange anger, and several big thorns inside and outside the Yongping Society like to sing against him, such as Feng Feifei, Shi Xiangcheng, and a ferromagnetic Yao Sheng.

This is their way of getting along, gagging, but not getting in the way of business.

They listened to the sound of the Spring Festival Gala, chatted about the gossip about the actors and singers who appeared one after another, occasionally commented on this and that, and then discussed their own experiences in the past year.

Many, many things are unfolding scene by scene at this moment.

Time passed slowly, and it was past nine o'clock in the blink of an eye, and Yang Shuanglin and his partner appeared on the TV screen.

"The show you two are looking forward to is here." Xie Shuangchen said, "Why don't we change places? Don't stay with the dinner table."

"Okay." Ye Ling nodded.He was about to clean up the table when Xie Shuangchen said, "Don't clean up, the dumplings are still cooking at twelve o'clock."

Three people filled the sofa.

Yang Shuanglin on TV was very kind and festive. First, he said a bunch of auspicious words for the new year, counting them as part of the pretext, and then quickly entered into the real life.

"It's so fast." Ye Ling said.

"That's right." Xie Shuangchen said, "Speaking cross talk on TV, especially on a stage like the Spring Festival Gala, has a very strict time requirement, and it must be finished within ten minutes. It might be too late for a minute."

Shi Xiangcheng said: "It's really boring, the audience are all babysitters, right?"

"You can't say that." Ye Ling said, "For the same burden, the effect of watching a comedy live is [-] times larger than watching it on TV. If you can laugh out loud watching it on TV, then watching it live can make you laugh like crazy .”

"But most people watch the Spring Festival Gala on TV and computer." Shi Xiangcheng said.

"I can't help it." Xie Shuangchen said, "Although I dissed the second senior brother no matter how much I did, there are indeed many helpless restrictions on the presentation of a work on TV. It is already quite difficult to complete a work completely after passing various reviews. That’s right. If you want the work to have a higher level and effect, it’s really..."

"It's difficult for a strong man." Ye Ling concluded.

"Yes." Xie Shuangchen said.

"Can you do it?" Shi Xiangcheng asked, "or how can you express it?"

"I don't know." Xie Shuangchen shook his head, "It's been a long time since I've been on TV, and I haven't created under such conditions for a long time. I can't make a reasonable prediction."

Shi Xiangcheng thought that Xie Shuangchen would say a lot of big words, but he didn't expect him to be so cautious.

"What a big deal." Shi Xiangcheng said, "When my agent plans it for you, there will be a special show, and there will be a show on TV. We will hold a new special show in the next year!"

"I found that you really like doing these things." Ye Ling asked with a smile, "Why, is it your lifelong dream to be an agent?"

Shi Xiangcheng let out a long sigh, and said with great embarrassment: "I was also angry with the scholar, and I scolded Fang Qiu."

Xie Shuangchen said: "Speak human words."

Shi Xiangcheng said: "What I speak is human language."

Ye Ling knew that Shi Xiangcheng meant something, but he didn't ask too much, and soon everyone talked about something else.

Yang Shuanglin's show is over, and it's not particularly embarrassing, but there is nothing outstanding, there is really nothing to talk about, so I won't say more.

Xie Huan also called Xie Shuangchen and talked about it for a year. Although they are a family, the two sisters have not met or talked a few times.Xie Huan then asked Xie Shuangchen how his work was and whether he was short of money. If he was short of money, he asked his elder sister to ask for it. Don't wrong yourself.

Xie Shuangchen is such an adult, it is absolutely impossible to lick his face and ask Xie Huan for money.He was full of good things, and reported the good news but not the bad news. Naturally, he made money this year and his hands were loose, and he planned to save up and return what he borrowed from Xie Huan before.

Before twelve o'clock, Xie Huan first said happy birthday to Xie Shuangchen, and Xie Shuangchen shamelessly asked Xie Huan for a present.

"I'll buy you red underpants." Xie Huan said, "It's your birthday in the year of birth, to ward off evil spirits."

"Fuck!" Xie Shuangchen refused.

Shi Xiangcheng stayed at their house at night and disrupted Xie Shuangchen's various plans. Although he felt a lot of regret in his heart, he would not complain about Shi Xiangcheng for this.

Of course, when playing games and scolding each other, Xie Shuangchen inevitably threatened Shi Xiangcheng to give him resources by throwing Shi Xiangcheng out as an excuse.

"I'm really annoyed by this matter today! Don't talk about it anymore!" Shi Xiangcheng said, "Do you think I want to!"

Xie Shuangchen said: "You can fly away again."

"I..." Shi Xiangcheng choked.

"Hey, it's almost twelve o'clock." Xie Shuangchen glanced at the time, the TV had already begun to ring the bell.For every Chinese, the real new year is finally coming.

"It's a pity we don't allow cannons to be fired." Xie Shuangchen missed the days in Xie Fangbi's small courtyard, carefree, no one cared about the cannons.He stood up and said, "I'll cook dumplings for you, just wait."

I can't eat too much in the middle of the night, so I cook a few things for one person.Shi Xiangcheng was listening to the happy family on TV, and in front of his eyes were hot and smoking dumplings, and his movements froze for a moment.

"What's wrong?" Ye Ling asked, "Sleepy?"

"No." Shi Xiangcheng shook his head and sighed again.

Xie Shuangchen said: "I always feel that you have something to say, do you want to say it? How about I go find a bottle of wine?"