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When the two came to the stage, the audience was stunned and didn't know what they were doing.Because Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling were not wearing the familiar robes and gowns, they were both dressed in casual clothes, looking as if they were going home from work.

As soon as Xie Shuangchen greeted everyone, the gift givers ran up the stairs, and the rest of the audience came to their senses, it turned out that work was not over.

What is this for?

It took a few minutes to deliver the presents. The two people bowed down in front of the stage to thank them. The people from the backstage took them all away. Xie Shuangchen persuaded them for a long time before everyone left reluctantly.

"I think if I can't make it through someday, I should open a canteen." Xie Shuangchen asked someone to clean up the stage, returned to the microphone by himself, and chatted with everyone casually, "Anyway, it doesn't matter if you are rich, and you can't buy it." I can live without worrying about food and clothing.”

"Anyway, I have to sell it for a while." Ye Ling said, "It's also a second-hand antique."

"Thank you everyone, thank you for your love." Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling bowed to the audience together, and after getting up, Xie Shuangchen continued, "Everyone must be curious, why the two of us didn't wear coats and changed our usual casual clothes Going on stage. Do you disrespect the audience? Isn’t it a little serious? Actually no, I really don’t have the money to make gowns.”

Ye Ling said: "Forget about being poor."

A group of spectators below shouted: "We have no money!"

"Then what's the matter?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Shall I get you something?"

"Okay—" everyone still shouted, and many people started to take out their mobile phones.

"Do you have mobile phones?" Xie Shuangchen said, "I'm sorry I don't have one."

Ye Ling said: "Then you go backstage and take it."

Seeing that Feng Feifei ran out of the backstage holding Xie Shuangchen's mobile phone, it wasn't in this rehearsal, so Xie Shuangchen would pay it back when he saw it?Immediately threatened: "Get out!" Then he pretended to punch and kick Feng Feifei away.

"Scared me to death." Xie Shuangchen said, "Almost got another debt."

Ye Ling smiled and said, "Anyway, I don't have to worry about debts."

Xie Shuangchen said to the audience: "Actually, it doesn't matter what you wear. It doesn't mean that you can talk about cross talk in a coat. It's not like that. Whether the cross talk is good or not depends on what you wear. Is there a table, a fan, a handkerchief, and the background behind it? Relationship. We eat with only one mouth, and we can talk about anything. Even if we don’t wear anything..."

The audience shouted: "Take off!"

"It's a bit cold to not wear anything in the cold winter months." Xie Shuangchen smiled, "Anyway, that's what I meant. You should be attracted by the content of the program. Of course, if you are attracted by my appearance, that's what you should be."

"Then you are shameless enough." Ye Ling said.

"That's being attracted to my talent."

"...It's not going anywhere."

It was Xie Shuangchen's suggestion that the two of them did not wear coats on stage.It's not surprising that he messed around, Ye Ling asked him why, he said he didn't want to stick to the formalities.

Most of the types of folk art that survive today emerged and developed in the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China. Whether performing or performing arts, or wearing a gown and cheongsam were common costumes at that time.It's just that it has become a fashion to pursue tradition, and it has no substantive significance.

The bottom-up program that the two of them created through surprise creation is called "Cross Talk for No One". I got to know Ye Ling and made a living talking about cross talk, and gradually gained some experience and insights in the process of practicing art.

Xie Shuangchen paused, and said, "Actually, think about it carefully. It takes about ten years to learn cross talk and talk about cross talk."

"Older than me." Ye Ling said.

"Then you really live longer and come back." Xie Shuangchen said, "Actually, don't look at me as a young man. It is true that I have worked for a long time, and I have been working for a long time, so I have summed up a lot of truths that other people only summed up when they were 50 or [-] years old. Think about it, there is a question that has been entrenched in my heart."

"What's the problem?"

"Why did I say cross talk?" Xie Shuangchen asked seriously, frowning.

Ye Ling also said seriously: "Do you think you can go to university if you don't talk about cross talk?"

The audience shouted: "Hey..."

"Fun is fun, trouble is trouble, don't make fun of education." Xie Shuangchen said.

Ye Ling said: "Then you have been talking about cross talk for so many years, why did you suddenly think of this philosophical proposition?"

"Then haven't you made up your mind?" Xie Shuangchen asked back.

"I don't need to make up my mind." Ye Ling said, "I don't say that the career direction of cross talk is very clear. It may earn a little more than it does now, and maybe it has contributed to the 40 years of reform and opening up."

"That shows that you are a more ambitious person."

"I'm blind."

"Then it seems that you are also admitted by Tsinghua University's special talents."

"It's fine if you say so."

"You are not stingy."

"It's okay, it can still..." Ye Ling was vague, deliberately concealing the important part, and said with a smile, "Isn't it?"

The audience in the audience already understood.

"Don't look at me for all these years, I'm actually very average, not as good as you." Xie Shuangchen patted Ye Ling's chest lightly, "It's still not as good as Teacher Ye."

"What's the matter?" Ye Ling asked, "You just ran on me for a long time, and now you are not as good as me?"

"I can't do what I want to do. I want to sing. No one is faet with me. I want to make a film. This is a failure. Teacher Ye is different. He graduated from Tsinghua University. Why can't he want to do it?"

"Yes, at worst, it can still burn boilers."

"Twenty years in the ups and downs of the world, I don't want my youth to see gray hair!" Xie Shuangchen sighed, Ye Ling looked at Xie Shuangchen for a while, and said: "No, why can't I understand what you are talking about after listening for a long time? Cross talk is so difficult now Is it?"

"It's actually not difficult, I'm just emotional. Talking about cross talk has to go back to the source. Why did I say it? It's nothing else, because my master taught me to say it." Xie Shuangchen said, "Learning is very hard. The old saying is good. , Practicing Sanjiu in winter and Sanfu in summer. When I was a child, the sky was dark in the cold winter, and it was noon in the midsummer..."

"You have to practice." Ye Ling said.

"They all sleep with the family." Xie Shuangchen added.

Ye Ling pushed him: "Then what did you say?"

"I don't want to learn it!" Xie Shuangchen said, "Who didn't play with my family when they were young? Pesticide Nuannuan with their mobile phones? Why do I have to learn this painstakingly?"

"No, did you eat chicken pesticide Nuannuan when you were young?" Ye Ling said, "It would be nice if you could play Star Warcraft when you were young!"

"That's what I mean." Xie Shuangchen said, "For someone like me, it's hard to chase after girls when I grow up. People always bring girls to get points. I don't know that. I can't tell others Girl, let me take you to play the allegro, oh, the one on the allegro is called one, he is the strongest king in our alley... Can people be willing! Girl, you can’t give me one, you get out of here?”

"Then...what if I catch up with those girls who prefer traditional folk art?" Ye Ling said comfortingly.

The audience was lively, all kinds of people shouted "I do".

"Look at it." Ye Ling pointed to the audience and said, "Now the little girls are good at doing folk art."

Xie Shuangchen pressed his hand in the air: "Forget it, big brother, hey hey, I'm talking about you! Big brother stop shouting!"

The elder brother shouted: "Chenchen, I will take you to the top!" Because he was so excited, he shouted the last word.The other audience laughed so hard that Ye Ling couldn't help covering her face and laughing. Xie Shuangchen's smile froze on her face, and she said, "Thank you, brother, I'll give you a knock!" according to.

"Then you two should get in touch immediately after stepping off the stage." Ye Ling said, "It can be regarded as benefiting the fish pond."

Xie Shuangchen supported his forehead.

These are all hanging out, and the people in the backstage are also amused, Feng Feifei said: "As long as the two of them are talking to each other, when will we talk about it?"

"It's okay, let's talk about it." Shi Xiangcheng said, "Anyway, the eldest sister has already taken care of it, and it doesn't matter if it's overtime."

Xie Huan didn't leave after the performance, and still stayed in the backstage. He just went to take a rest. Now that he came back, he saw Feng Feifei and Shi Xiangcheng squatting at the entrance of the stage.

"What are you two doing?" Xie Huan asked.

"Sister!" Feng Feifei turned around and shouted.

"Hey!" Xie Huan responded.According to her age, she could be Feng Feifei's mother.Feng Feifei didn't have a nice word to Xie Shuangchen, but she spoke very sweetly to Xie Huan, and made Xie Huan very happy.

"When will we discuss the two of them?" Feng Feifei said, "I don't know if it will be past twelve o'clock."

"Just let it go." Xie Huan said, "I'll invite everyone to dinner after we're done."

"Okay, okay!" Feng Feifei clapped his hands, he likes eating the most.

The stage is still going on.

"Why did I talk about cross talk later?" Xie Shuangchen said, "I have to eat, and I don't have any other skills, so I will do this."

Ye Ling said: "You can sell your appearance, and you may earn more than talking about cross talk."

"What are you talking about?" Xie Shuangchen said, "The most I can do is to sell my looks to get a laugh."

Ye Ling said: "Then I am really blind."

"It's almost done." Xie Shuangchen said, "Why do I talk about cross talk? To inherit my master's mantle? To like my audience? To promote traditional culture? Actually it's not."

"Then what are you doing for it?" Ye Ling asked.

"To make money." Xie Shuangchen said sincerely.

"...Then sell yourself quickly." Ye Ling said, "Don't struggle."

"It's the truth! Who do you say I'm talking about cross talk for? For what?" Xie Shuangchen asked again and again, and finally said, "Is it just to have some private work, run on this talk, talk about that? I'll just arrange and arrange for you! "

"You are also rich and water does not flow to outsiders' fields." Ye Ling said.

"That is." Xie Shuangchen said.

In fact, if you can have a platform and have a certain audience, you will have the right to speak to a certain extent.Public opinion is not that justice must win, but that there are many people. The crux of the problem is that the truth may not be in the hands of the majority of people.Public opinion has no threshold, and anyone can express their opinions.An ordinary person can only influence his own speech, but a well-known person, a so-called public figure, can influence not only himself.

Xie Shuangchen used to like to include some so-called "private goods" in his performances. He is young and has many things he is not used to. He will criticize this and that from a certain commanding height.Because his audience and fans like him as a person, they will listen to his point of view and do something that deviates from the track, and things will change.

Xie Shuangchen liked it very much at one time, but after going through all kinds of troubles, he felt tired of it.

He felt that talking about this and that in the show was purely to show off his wit, to show how different he was.

He can hate a person, can't understand a thing, but he shouldn't kidnap so many people to tease with him.

What can I say?Is there only bitterness and meanness in his life to show everyone?He hopes to be indifferent to those annoying people and things, without mentioning them.

Because the glitz has faded away, everyone is an ordinary person, and they have to eat three meals a day, except for weight loss.If you are thirsty, you need to drink water, if you are cold, you need to wear clothes.No one can jump out of the three realms and not be in the five elements, and no one can leave the earth to live alone in space.

Life won't be sorry for you alone.

He finally gave this program a title like this, cross talk for no one.So what is he for?

I always say it on stage to bring laughter to the audience, to make money, to let myself and my lover live a better life, to prove myself to those indifferent people...

Sakuragi Hanamichi played basketball to pursue Akagi Haruko, but in the end, he would stand on the basketball court and tell everyone that he really likes basketball.

There is really no reason.

Get to know it, touch it, grow up with it, suffer and enjoy it with it.

It's because I like it.

Xie Shuangchen used to keep things on stage and off stage very separate. On stage, he wore a coat to perform, while off stage, even if he was going to give a speech at school, he was still in casual clothes.He doesn't want to give himself a too deep symbol, he hopes that what he presents to the public is diverse.

Today, he chose to go on stage with Ye Ling in casual clothes, and for the first time actively blurred that boundary.

He is him, no matter what he dresses up, he is Xie Shuangchen, he can do his job well, and he can bring laughter to the audience.

The performance ended after Ye Ling said "Fuck you", the audience cheered, Feng Feifei came on stage to stop the two of them, and they returned to the stage, entering the encore segment.

Xie Shuangchen's encores don't have a lot of performances. He likes to chat with the audience and find humorous points in the interaction.However, due to the special day today, it was difficult for this performance to go on smoothly, so Xie Shuangchen changed his usual style and worked hard.

"At first, I thought there wouldn't be so many people." Xie Shuangchen rolled up his sleeves, "There were a lot of lively things on the Internet before, and I need to trouble everyone for me. In fact, there is nothing to say. Today is a happy day. As for me, I have also prepared some small programs for everyone. Come on, bring my piano up."

Feng Feifei took the stage with a Beijing Hu and a chair.

Only Ye Ling knew that this Jinghu was the same as that of Xie Shuangchen and those guys. The audience didn't know that Xie Shuangchen knew these things.

"I used to study Peking Opera. There are three major musical instruments in the Wenchang Orchestra of Peking Opera, and Jinghu is one of them." Xie Shuangchen sat on a chair and twisted his strings. To put it simply, you can learn everything, and the same is true for apprenticeship. You can learn everything from allegro, storytelling, and Sanxian. I have learned all these things, but I rarely perform them. Just listen to it as out of print. I will play a famous Jinghu song for everyone—"

The audience couldn't tell the difference between Jinghu and Erhu, let alone any other famous pieces, thinking it was some classic folk music.

Just listen to Xie Shuangchen announce the answer: ""Majestic and majestic"!"

Ye Ling felt that Xie Shuangchen's Sanxian "Thousand Cherry Blossoms" and Jinghu's "Majestic and Prestige" could basically be an up master.

"What is he pulling?" Feng Feiluan asked Yao Sheng.

"I don't know." Yao Sheng said, "Go ahead."

"It sounds very interesting." Feng Feiluan said, "Those slide notes are so special."

Yao Sheng said, "It sounded like waves screaming."

Feng Feiluan "puchi" laughed.

Xie Shuangchen made a speech, just over a minute, and the two-dimensional girls present screamed in various ways, and the unaware crowd only felt that Xie Shuangchen had learned all the eighteen martial arts.

"Today is a special performance by the Wing Critic Club. I am not alone. If there is anyone else you want to see, why don't you call them all?" Xie Shuangchen said.

Everyone in the audience shouted everything, Xie Shuangchen listened to the general idea, and said with a smile: "You guys are so funny, calling one Xie Huan and Feng Feifei for a long time, and buying tickets together to see them coming? All right, all right." He greeted the backstage, and Xie Huan and Feng Feifei arrived at the stage.

Xie Shuangchen said: "Everyone knows that the second lady can sing, but in fact, we all sing well. I often give the ending song to the movies or records she acts in."

"If it wasn't for my own money, I probably wouldn't be able to sing." Xie Huan said.

Xie Shuangchen laughed, and said, "Why don't we do it this way, let's sing one together for everyone today." He thought for a while, and said, "This is the last performance of the Wing Ping Society this year, and we have gone through a lot of preparations for this performance. It was bumpy, but in the end, everyone met smoothly, spent the night happily, and made everyone feel that the tickets were worth buying. I suggest that we sing the part of "Taking Tiger Mountain Out of Wisdom"."

"Which part?" Feng Feifei asked, "Can I sing?"

"I don't know, blind singing!" Xie Shuangchen didn't care about it, and sang by himself, "Drinking the celebration wine today, the ambition is unrewarded—"

Xie Huan sang: "Fang will show his skills in the future, and write the spring and autumn with his blood!"

"Good!" Xie Shuangchen applauded.

Feng Feifei was stunned: "I don't have my share anymore?"

He was posed by Xie Shuangchen, but the audience liked it very much and laughed heartily.

Xie Shuangchen said: "Then let's sing it together." Ye Ling stood aside, and Xie Shuangchen and Xie Huanfeng Feifei led the audience to sing together.

Today I drank the celebration wine, my ambitions are not rewarded, and I will show my skills in the future, and write the spring and autumn with my blood!

The loud and clear singing reverberated in the theater and could not be calmed down for a long time.

With just a few words, tears filled the eyes of everyone including the backstage.

Ye Ling said to Xie Shuangchen: "Don't cry."

"Why?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

"On the Internet, I will ask you whether to cry or not to cry." Ye Ling said, "I don't think you can cry, right? I voted not to cry."

Xie Shuangchen immediately held back tears, raised two fingers, and grinned to himself.

Ye Ling also smiled.