The food between me and my mortal enemy is really delicious

Assistant Fang has been having a headache recently.

Because he bought a house.

The house price in City A has soared more than ten years ago and has never fallen again. The only difference is the speed of the rise. His family has always settled in City K. When Mother Fang learned that her son was going to buy a house in City A, she was so happy that she confiscated it for a while. The relatives showed off in front of her, saying that her son worked next to a big star and made a lot of money, so she was going to take her to city A for retirement and enjoyment.

So Fang Haowen never stopped receiving text messages and phone calls about borrowing money.

Those who borrowed money were all seven aunts and eight aunts, and they had never even heard of it. When they came up and said, "I hugged you when you were young", Fang Haowen rolled his eyes wildly across thousands of kilometers.

He has been with Shen Tang for a long time, and he has also learned a bit of temper, he is no longer so easy to talk, he knows that this money must not be borrowed, how much is the problem, and whether these so-called relatives borrow it or not is another problem.

However, there are always a few people who persist in harassing him every day, and even want to go to City A to find him.

The uncle with a bigger face even dared to say: "Oh, Xiaowen, look at your cousin, who is over 30, and lives with his wife in a small house of more than 40 square meters. Your nephew is about to go to elementary school. If you don’t have your own room, why not…”

After Fang's father passed away, the uncle never contacted Fang Haowen and his mother again.

Fang Haowen knew that his family had a lot of top-notch relatives, but he didn't expect to be top-notch to this point. Hearing his anger, he sneered back and quickly reaped the "white-eyed wolf", "heartless", "rich but not poor relatives", etc. Label.

Seeing his tough attitude, some people began to change their policies, began to insinuate which big star he was working as an assistant for, and wanted to recommend their own daughter to come here for the glory, or introduce him to the daughter of a certain colleague.

However, Fang Haowen, as a celebrity assistant, cannot turn off the phone casually, and he can't stop blackmailing, which is really annoying.

And it was almost Chinese New Year, and he had to go back to face a new round of bombing.

Why don't you just book a plane ticket for your mother, and spend the Chinese New Year in City A this year, and won't go back in the future?

By the way, change the phone card, so that group of people can never come here again.

Fang Haowen had a good idea, but he also knew it was not feasible.

His mother is a very traditional middle-aged woman, she can't bear to live in a place for decades, she can't bear to dance with old ladies and old men in the square, and she can't bear relatives' pointing fingers. In just a few days, he called to persuade Fang Haowen to lend money to his uncle.

Fang Hao asked with a roll of his eyes: "Why don't you let me write his name on the real estate certificate?"

My mother is turning her elbows outward, and she doesn't want to come here now to break contact with her relatives, and the holiday is getting closer and closer.

Fang Haowen and his mother depended on each other for life, no matter how angry he was, he couldn't let his mother fall into the frenzy of relatives alone and not go home for the New Year, with a terrible headache.

After Shen Tang won the Best Actor title last year by virtue of the film he shot in the deep mountains and old forests for several months, he settled down and no longer impatiently wanted to prove himself with awards, and temporarily stopped accepting other jobs. Walking in the alleys, observing the people's livelihood.

After paying attention, I noticed that the little assistant's mood was not right. I took some time out of my busy schedule and asked wonderingly: "What's wrong? Who did you bully? The wrinkles on your face can be sold as small steamed buns after steaming them in a steamer. .”

Shen Tang couldn't solve the matter between his own relatives, even if Shen Tang came forward, those philistine relatives who had never seen the world might get involved, Fang Haowen didn't want to cause trouble for Shen Tang, he shook his head and said it was nothing.

Shen Tang glanced at him and said nothing.

Chen She came to the door the next day.

Chen She is 1.9 meters tall, tall and stalwart, with strong muscles, calm and silent like a mountain, full of deterrence.

As soon as Fang Hao asked, his face wrinkled into a bun, he cut to the chase and asked, "Need help?"

Fang Haowen felt safe seeing him, and couldn't help but tell his troubles.

After hearing this, Chen She pondered for a moment: "I'll go back with you this year."

Fang Hao asked: "?"

Chen She: "I don't have a family, don't worry."

"..." Fang Haowen smiled awkwardly, "Well, no, what capacity are you going back with me?"

Chen She replied very naturally: "My friend."

Bringing a homeless friend back seems like nothing.What's more, when Chen She didn't restrain himself, he looked like a gangster, and when he sat there, it made people feel like a chill.

Fang Haowen thought about it and nodded happily.

So when he went home during the Chinese New Year this year, Fang Haowen took Chen She back. @无限好文, all in

His family lived in an ordinary community in K City. Haowen had already drained three bottles of water along the way. During this period, he was complaining about his relatives. When he returned home, as expected, the living room was full of people.

Don't even think about it, it's definitely not to marry your daughter to a colleague or to borrow money.

The whole room was noisy, and the ground was full of peels and melon seeds. Fang Haowen's mother had a round face full of smiles, and she was talking to Fang Haowen's aunt whom she hadn't seen for many years.

As soon as the door opened, everyone's eyes fell on the door.

Fang Haowen had seen many big scenes, his face remained motionless, and a room full of unfamiliar relatives had different eyes, and then a noisy voice came: "Hey, it's Xiaowen. I haven't seen you for a few years. He has grown taller and handsome."

"Now that you are promising, you may not know our poor relatives anymore."

"Little question, come here, I am the younger sister of your second uncle's aunt. I hugged you when you were young, remember?"

"..."

Facing this group of relatives who harbored evil intentions and hid their knives in their smiles, Fang Haowen just showed a polite smile, then turned sideways, revealing Chen She behind him.

The 1.9-meter-tall man was wearing a black trench coat and sunglasses. He was imposing, as if he had stepped into a movie in an instant and faced the Italian mafia.

The effect was gratifying, and the room became quiet after brushing the floor.

Fang's mother opened her mouth and asked tremblingly, "Son, this, this, who is this... ah?"

Fang Haowen introduced unhurriedly: "Mom, I forgot to mention it to you on the phone. This is my friend who wants to stay at our house for a few days. His name is Chen She. He usually takes good care of me. You should have no objections." Bar?"

Chen She took off his sunglasses without making a sound, revealing a pair of sharp black eyes, and said in a deep voice, "I'm bothering you."

Mother Fang broke out in a cold sweat and nodded quickly.

The other relatives were silent, and kept secretly looking at Chen She.

Fang Haowen was so proud that his curly hair was about to curl up, he happily led Chen She to sit on the sofa.Immediately, with Chen She as the radius, everyone within one meter retreated quietly.

The room was quiet, and after a while, someone laughed dryly and said, "Oh, Xiaowen's friend is here as a guest, so we don't want to bother you, let's go first."

With this sound, everyone stood up and said goodbye as if they were relieved.

Those who wanted to plug their daughters did not dare to open their mouths, and those who wanted to hold the red line were silent for a while, let alone those who wanted to borrow money.

In the chaotic footsteps, Fang Hao asked keenly to hear someone whispering: "My God, is this kind of, that kind of social person?"

"Hey, did Fang Haowen follow gangsters? Let me tell you, how can he work with some big star and save so much money to buy a house in City A..."

"Tsk tsk, we good people, don't provoke this kind of thing, don't mess with it, don't mess with it."

"..."

Fang Haowen laughed instead of anger, and almost laughed out loud.

After sending all the people away, Mother Fang paced back, looked at Chen She carefully, and suddenly saw Chen She standing up, with his waist straight.

Mother Fang was startled, and subconsciously took a few steps back.

"Excuse me." Chen She asked for the second time, "Where is the broom?"

Mother Fang: "?"

Half a minute later, Fang's mother nervously grabbed her son to a corner, quietly looked at Chen She who was sweeping the floor, her teeth were chattering: "Son, tell me the truth, what exactly do you do in City A? Don't If you are greedy for money, you will be on the verge of no return! Mom lives here very well, as long as you are doing well, we will quit this job when we go back, shall we?"

Fang Haowen couldn't help but laugh: "I've told you several times, I'm working next to a big star."

"Which big star?" Fang's mother kept worrying.

In order to protect Shen Tang's privacy, Fang Haowen never secretly took pictures. Even if there was a group photo, he would not send it to Moments or show it to other people. He was afraid that the photos would be spread, and if something happened, it would be bad for Shen Tang. @无限好文, all in

Maybe he was too careful, but this made Xu Lin more satisfied, and the salary will be raised again after the new year.

So he kept his mouth shut and didn't even mention who he served for.

Fang Hao asked: "I am a serious college student who graduated from the Eight Classics University. I am familiar with the Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces. I know the law and abide by the law. Maybe I will go to gangsters? Who is it, it is inconvenient to disclose to you, lest your old man And I can’t stop talking about it, that group of people still... Anyway, they must be big stars you’ve heard of, maybe you still like him very much.”

He then pointed to Chen She who was helping to sweep the floor in the living room, "That's my boss's husband's assistant. He looks quite fierce, but he's a nice guy. He knows my situation and came here to help. Don't act like you are at any time. It looks like calling the police."

After finishing speaking, Fang Hao asked to pat the frightened old mother, and went to the living room to clean up together. @无限好文, all in

Mother Fang was in doubt, but in the end she chose to trust her son and went to the kitchen to prepare dinner for the guests and her son.

The two were nimble and tidy up quickly, and they were almost finished. The little assistant with an excellent memory glanced around, and suddenly realized something was wrong, and shouted to the kitchen: "Mom, where is the pair of jade ornaments I bought for you last year? It's not for the living room. did you put it away?"

Mother Fang's voice came out: "No, look carefully, there were so many people just now, maybe some uncle or aunt put it somewhere else."

Fang Haowen looked at the lonely ornament, an idea popped up in his mind, his expression changed, he cursed "Damn it", and walked to the door of the kitchen: "Mom, did someone ask for that jade ornament for you?" ? I didn’t find it, let me tell you, that decoration cost me several months’ wages.”

Mother Fang quickly turned off the water, and recalled carefully: "Your third aunt...my aunt, seventh aunt, third cousin...and my aunt all asked me to pass."

Fang Hao asked: "..."

You can't ask them one by one, can you?

Although Chen She didn't speak, he could hear clearly. He pulled Fang Hao to ask, and pointed to the position of his left eyebrow: "When the group of people left just now, I saw a middle-aged woman with a mole walking in a strange posture. The bag was very bulging, so I carried it away."

"Fuck your mother's aunt!"

Fang Haowen was so angry that he called immediately.

The other party might have a guilty conscience and didn't answer several calls. Fang Haowen persevered in making more than a dozen calls before he answered the phone reluctantly: "Xiaowen, what's the matter?"

Fang Haowen said coldly: "It's nothing, but my jade ornaments are a bit heavy. Don't you feel tired when you take them out? If you don't, I will ask the police uncle to help me bring them back."

The voice on the other side immediately became sharp: "What do you mean? I took your home decorations? I watched you grow up, and finally saw you come home to see you. You give me this kind of hat? Little question , Auntie is so chilling."

Fang Hao asked unmoved: "If you don't return it, I will call the police."

"You report it." The middle-aged woman's spitting can make the world tremble, "Look at what the police can find? Fang Hao asked, let me tell you, don't think you have a lot of money and just look at people like this Low, if you have the ability, call the police, if you can't find anything, I'll kill you at the door of your house, and you will be sued!"

Fang Haowen was so angry that he turned his head up: "..."

Me, fuck, you, mom.

Chen She shook his head slightly, patted Fang Haowen's shoulder, reached for his phone, pressed the hang up button, glanced at the number, turned around and went to the balcony to make a call.

After a few minutes, he came back and handed the phone back to Fang Hao and asked, "It's all right, I'll be back after I finish the decoration."

Fang Haowen looked at Chen She suspiciously, since he was always safe and reliable, he gritted his teeth and nodded, turned on the TV and let him sit on the sofa to watch, went into the kitchen to comfort and teach his mother a lesson, by the way.

When dinner was almost ready, the doorbell rang suddenly.

Fang Haowen wiped his hands and went to open the door. It was the nephew of his brother in the lobby who was about to go to elementary school.

The little boy has a thick head and a thick head, and he looks quite cute. He held the bag and handed it to him anxiously: "Little uncle, this is, this is what my grandma asked me to send."

Fang Haowen had an idea in mind, and when he took the bag, he handed him a handful of candies and a red envelope, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Ming, put away the red envelope, uncle gave it to you alone, don't let anyone take it away. "

The little boy's eyes were red: "Little uncle, yes, I'm sorry."

"Just don't imitate them." Fang Haowen patted his head, muttered, "You actually pushed a child to take the blame", and continued, "It's none of your business, it's all your grandparents' fault. Be a good boy, or I won't give you a red envelope next year."

The boy nodded, put away the red envelope, turned around and ran away.

Standing behind Fang Haowen, Chen She had a smile in his eyes. Hearing his muttering, he asked in a deep voice, "Do you want them to come and apologize?"

Fang Haowen shook his head: "Forget it, I'll be shocked when I see them."

It's really embarrassing whether they are relatives. He doesn't care, but his mother doesn't have to be.

As he said that, he closed the door and asked puzzledly, "Brother Chen, how did you do it?"

"Want to hear the truth?"

Fang Hao asked and nodded.

Chen She never lied, and said in a tactful way: "Actually, I used to do what your relatives said. I just called my old friend and asked him to help."

Fang Hao asked: "..."

Fang Hao asked: "!!!"

Chen She took the jade ornament calmly, and put it back to its original place: "Later, I almost got killed. My younger brother died because of my accident, and I almost went to jail, so I just washed my hands."

Fang Haowen came up with a cool image in a black windbreaker with a gun in his hand, and couldn't help staring at him: "...Wow."

Chen She gave a rare smile: "You look quite like my little brother." Then he rubbed Fang Haowen's curly hair, "Especially the hair."

Fang Haowen doubted that he added the last sentence for a reason to rub himself, but he didn't care much, and said excitedly: "Then I will call you big brother from now on."

Chen She rolled up his sleeves, ready to go to the kitchen to help serve dishes: "Anything is fine."

With the evil god Chen She sitting in town, the relatives were worried about being hacked halfway, and they didn't even dare to come to pay New Year's greetings, let alone make trouble.

It was rare for Fang Haowen to spend a leisurely year. Fang's mother was originally anxious, but Fang Haowen dragged her to her death. After staying for a long time, she was surprised to find that there were no noisy relatives around, and her son was by her side. The year has been extremely relaxed and happy.

So Mother Fang felt at ease.

The mother and son and an outsider ate the New Year's Eve dinner, Fang Haowen still had a childlike innocence, bought a lot of fairy sticks and fireworks, and slipped out with Chen She to set them off.

The dark night was full of colors, he smiled back the New Year's message, and called Shen Tang: "Brother Shen, Happy New Year!"

Here the firecrackers and fireworks were set off together, it seemed that even the ground shook, the noise almost made people's ears ring, Shen Tang couldn't hear clearly: "What?"

Fang Haowen didn't hear what he said clearly, so he shouted louder: "Brother Shen, Happy New Year! Brother Ji too!"

Shen Tang laughed: "It's so lively over there, happy new year."

Fang Haowen hung up the phone, watched the fleeting fireworks in full bloom in the night leisurely, pulled Chen She who was silent beside him, and handed him a fairy wand. Roar: "Brother! Happy New Year!"

The fairy wand was lit up, crackling and splashing out dazzling light, which was reflected in Chen She's eyes, as if it was filled with countless expressions.

He replied: "Yeah."