Koi go to the haunted house again

The Fox Fairy Temple has been abandoned for many years, and there are few people in the deep mountains. The old village chief rests here, and Bai You always feels very good.There was no one, and sometimes small animals came to play. He felt that such a kind person as the old village head would be satisfied.

But something unusual happened here recently.

Before Yu Bei came, Bai You had already figured out the matter, and he even thought about how to deal with it.Whether it's disturbing the soul of the benefactor, or pretending to be the name of the mother, these people are enough to die ten thousand times.

The ferocity of the carnivorous monster clan seems to be innate, even Bai You, who has been eating grass for many years, after learning the truth, he thought of letting those two people die in this mountain.

But now, standing under Yu Bei's camera, watching the barrage of bullets across the screen, he suddenly had a new idea.

In the human world, it seems good to use human rules to expose their crimes.

He is such a monster who respects the rules!Anyway, it definitely wasn't because he was afraid of the two people in front of him.

The monster races have their own talents, just like koi are good at dispelling bad luck, and every fox monster is a dramatist.Confusion and deception are like eating to the Fox Clan, it just depends on whether they want to do it or not.

Bai You then lowered his head in front of the camera and then raised it again. He blinked his eyes, and spoke again as if he had experienced a struggle and made a major decision.

"Big brother, I have one more thing to say, can I say it?"

Yu Bei was a little surprised, but he didn't refuse.

"You said."

"Actually, I also sneaked into the mountain to play a few days ago."

[This opening remark!I bet Wumao Meng just saw something. 】

[A bet that Meng Zhengtai saw the fox fairy. 】

[It may be better to see donkey friends. 】

"I saw the three people who entered the mountain."

"Here?" Meeting the gaze of the little fox demon, Yu Bei answered the words with a sense of face.

"Yes, they were in the temple."

[It's coming, let's enter the feature film next! 】

[Little brother, did they bump into the fox fairy? 】

[Fox Fairy Apparition? ! ! 】

Bai You leaned in front of the phone and took a look, as if seeing the bullet screen was very novel, then shook his head before continuing: "I didn't see the fox fairy, I saw them fighting."

"Oh?"

"First, a man and a woman were fighting. The uncle pinned the aunt on the ground and pressed her to move. The aunt seemed to be in pain, biting her lip and covering her mouth for a while, her clothes were disheveled."

【…】The screen is full of ellipses.

[Dogs, men and women poison minors. 】

[The anchor is involved in pornography and has been reported. 】

"I didn't say anything, it has nothing to do with me."

Yu Bei laughed, and looked at the little fox with a little warning, and he would really be reported if he was so explicit.Still pretending to be ignorant, this kid Yan Huai did it on purpose.

"Go on."

"Then the other uncle woke up, and suddenly the two uncles started fighting. The aunt also went up to help, just like that..." Bai You covered his mouth and nose, "Then the uncle stopped moving."

"Then, where did they go?"

"Later, they cleaned up the temple, and then carried the uncle who was not moving, and cleaned the ground while walking, and headed southwest."

【Eyeballs fell out...】

[I have already completed a Naadam meeting in my mind. 】

【I'm more curious whether it is premeditated murder or passion murder? 】

[Another way of asking: Did the dog and the man see each other for a long time, or did they hook up halfway? 】

"Are you telling the truth?"

"Of course, my mother said that the nose will grow longer if you lie." Of course it is true, this is the retrospective memory he found from the statue's special eyes, it is absolutely true.

Yu Bei felt that he would have endless vomits, and his nose would become longer. Why didn't you say that the tail would fall off?

To make complaints about such things, Yu Bei said, "Little brother, the nose won't grow if you cheat people, but the ears will become fox ears."

Bai You covered his ears at once, looking like he was frightened, his performance was even better than the best actor.

"Fortunately, I didn't lie, I don't like Mao Mao's ears."

After speaking, he was still emotional, a little scared and slightly wronged.

Yu Bei: "..." The United States owes you a golden man, the youngest actor in history, you are welcome to take it away.

"Since this is the case, it seems that we need to call the police. The little villager has provided us with important information just now."

Yu Bei's mobile phone was broadcasting live, he naturally reached out to Chi Lin, Chi Lin didn't know what he wanted, and looked at him suspiciously.

"Lend me your phone."

Chi Lin handed him the phone, Yu Bei took it and called 110.The police said that they would send people over immediately, telling them to pay attention to safety and wait in place.Because this case was uploaded on the Internet, it has a strange color, and many people have paid attention to it. The police attach great importance to it.

Some of the personnel who searched and rescued in the mountains recently lived in the villages below the mountain, and some camped in the open space in the mountains. After receiving the alarm, they immediately dispatched the nearest personnel to rush over.

"Everyone is still watching the live broadcast so late. It should have been broadcast for a while, but the police will come soon, so it is inconvenient to continue the broadcast, so I am sorry. Follow-up progress, please pay attention to the official news release of the police in your province, and don't listen to gossip .”

"It was rumored on the Internet that the Fox Fairy Temple was haunted by ghosts. When you came here, you also said that the statue was very weird. Facts have proved that there are no ghosts, but there are people who are more vicious than ghosts."

Bai You rolled his eyes to the sky, it's not haunted, it's haunted here.This person has no ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense.And also poured poisonous chicken soup, it must be an [-]-year-old monster.

"In the future, I will do more live broadcasts. I will take you to see more old houses, and next time I will tell you about the characteristics of the statues of the past dynasties. Goodbye~"

【…】

[do not want to hear]

[Let me take another look at the face. 】

In the last barrage, Yu Bei turned off the live broadcast, he whistled, and happily approached the little fox demon.

Bai You jumped back and immediately took a big step back.Crossing his hands in front of his chest to resist, lowering his center of gravity, he shouted out of confidence, "What do you want to do? Don't come here!"

"You're a male fox, and I won't force you to 'fight' with you. What are you afraid of, little fox?"

Yu Bei continued to approach, and Bai You was forced by him so that the whole monster was stuck against the wall.

"You, you, you, why do you speak yellow accents to minors..."

"You also know that it's a yellow accent. You just said it like you don't understand~ Shall I repeat it for you, little fox."

Yu Bei took a step forward, and the little fox screamed and ran up the beam.

Then he leaped nimbly and jumped towards the open window.

With a bang, the little fox slammed into the open window firmly.There is an enchantment, and he can clearly see the outside, and freedom is within reach, but he fell to the ground.

Yu Bei is flattered, it's good to have a boss, needless to say, he set up an enchantment for him, and let this little fox play tricks!

Seeing that he couldn't escape, Bai You cried out, "Mom...Mom...Mom."

Hearing this sound, the eyes of the statue in the middle of the temple suddenly lit up.The statue's eyes turned, but its body could not move.After seeing the situation clearly, the statue said: "Your Excellency is a senior of the Koi clan? The child has nothing to do with offending the senior. Please forgive him for the sake of the child's ignorance."

"Aha?"

Koi family? ? ?

How does he look like those silly bastards? ? ?

He is so handsome and mighty, no matter what, he has to guess that he is from the Dragon Clan.

"Bai Li saw that Your Excellency's luck is unusually strong, so he guessed that he was a senior from the Koi Clan, did he guess wrong?"

Bai Li was summoned by her son Bai You, who was thousands of miles away, was able to communicate with Yu Bei by virtue of her connection with her own statue. Normally, she was fully capable of controlling her own statue, but here the casting of spells was blocked. Totally restricted.She was even more vigilant, so she had no choice but to get close to Yu Bei.

The first rule of the Henggongyu Clan is that the true identity cannot be revealed in front of foreigners.

Yu Bei simply followed the trend, pretending to be a senior: "You have a bit of eyesight. The little fox didn't make any big mistakes, I was just playing with him. I'll let him go back after cooperating with the human police, you Don't show up, don't scare people."

The way of heaven can never be truly fair, but it is not completely unfair.Just like their male fish, the five scum in the battle among the beasts, but under normal circumstances, they don't need to fight at all, and the opponent can't get close to them.

Moreover, as aliens among the divine beasts, their aura is very restrained. Whether it is ordinary monsters or advanced human monks, they can't see their details at all, and they often treat them as human beings.

In this way, it is very convenient for them to pretend to be human.

When the police came, Yu Bei gave Bai You a frightened elementary school chicken character. Bai You ran to hide behind Chi Lin, and Yu Bei calmly recounted what happened to the police. Suspect.

The author has something to say:

Yu Bei: Today's goblins are really too dirty. The Internet is harmful. Not only minors secretly surf the Internet, but also underage goblins.

Chi Lin: I can see it, you too