my sister in law

"Bang bang bang!" Early in the morning, the door of Lu Zhixia's bedroom was tortured by his brother Lu Zhiqiu.

"Ah!!!" Lu Zhixia, who was having a meeting with Zhou Yue, started screaming after being woken up, "Brother, what are you doing! Let people sleep early in the morning!"

"Lu Zhixia! I give you 3 minutes to come out quickly and explain to me what's going on!" Lu Zhiqiu shouted towards the door carrying a naked man's pillow.

Regarding this naked man's pillow, Lu Zhiqiu didn't know why it appeared in his bed, but what is certain is that it must be a good thing done by his younger sister Lu Zhixia.

Lu Zhiqiu worked overtime yesterday and came home very late. After washing up, he fell asleep. The first thing he saw when he woke up in the morning was this pillow, and it was very close to him. What's more, the pattern on the pillow is a real person. Lu Zhiqiu was so frightened that he almost fell off the bed.

A few minutes later, the bedroom door was slowly opened. Lu Zhixia grabbed her messy hair and yelled, "Brother, it's so early in the morning, what are you arguing about? Are you not going to work?"

"Come on, come on, explain to me what this is?" Lu Zhiqiu threw the pillow to Lu Zhixia.

"Hey." Lu Zhixia took the pillow, and laughed a few times after seeing it clearly, "What am I doing! I didn't see you working hard overtime, so I wanted to give you something good~"

"So this is a good gift from you?" Lu Zhiqiu poked hard on the pillow twice. He wanted to take a serious look at the pillow, but he didn't dare to look down when he saw the waist.

Lu Zhixia didn't care about his brother who was about to get angry, but instead had a smug look on his face, "Yeah! How is it? Doesn't it look good? Look at it! This weak face is a perfect match for your brother!"

As he spoke, he touched the face of the naked man holding the pillow twice.

Lu Zhiqiu held his forehead, held back his temper that was about to explode, and took several deep breaths, "Take the things away for me, if you show up in my room again in the future, I will throw them out together with you!"

After Lu Zhiqiu finished speaking, he turned around and went back to his room, leaving Lu Zhixia alone there muttering: "Hmph! I don't like being pulled down, I don't like giving it to others."

Lu Zhixia looked down at the pillow in her arms, a little puzzled, "How could my brother not like it? I spent a lot of money to customize the pillow!"

Yes, this pillow is really hard-won. First, find the perfect figure, then the peerless face, then add the impeccable PS technology, and finally get the pattern on the pillow.

Eh! ! !

I know why my brother doesn't like this throw pillow!Hehe, it must be unreal, it doesn’t feel sensual to the touch, ha!Have!Have!There is a way!

Thinking of this, Lu Zhixia turned and went back to the room, threw away the pillow in his hand, closed the door, and turned on the computer.

I have to say that XX Express is really fast, and the things Lu Zhixia bought arrived within a few days, but when she opened the box, she was startled, and stared at the things in the box for several seconds.

I rely on!What is this?Human skin?A deflated balloon?No, no, I have to ask customer service.

Zhixia Yiye "Customer service, is the customer service here?"

The human skin doll of Asang's family "Here you are, do you need any help?"

Lu Zhixia looked at the computer screen, rolled her eyes, damn it, kiss you big-headed ghost!

Zhixia Yiye: "It's nothing, I just want to ask why the inflatable doll I bought is so ugly?"

The human skin dolls of Asang's family "It's like this, because you bought durable ones, so they don't look so good. If you need good-looking ones, we have good-looking ones, but they are not very durable."

Yiye Zhixia "Isn't it possible to have both?"

The human skin doll of Asang's family "Sorry dear, I don't have any at the moment."

Yiye Zhixia "Damn it, this thing looks so ugly, I'm afraid my brother will be frightened into impotence!"

A full minute passed.

The human skin doll of the Ah Sang family "You...brother?"

Tomoka Ichiba: "What? No way? You didn't say that men can't use this product."

The human skin doll of Asan's family "Yes, yes."

Customer service heart: Damn, this is a fucking male version of an inflatable doll!

Yiye Zhixia "Forget it, I didn't see it clearly, I just took it as a lesson, and I don't bother the customer service, goodbye (cup fist)"

Lu Zhixia turned off the computer, looked at the box that she had thrown far away, forget it, let's throw it into the storage room for the sake of her brother's lifelong happiness.

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