Hades, who was forced to debut, is so poor

That night, after Pei Yunqing dismissed the ghosts, he sent Hong Hong's grandson home.Sending one is a gift, sending two is also a gift, and he sent Mei Yanshu back on the way.

When he arrived at Mei Yanshu's house, Xie Bi'an called to report the mission, and he suddenly remembered that he still had such a thing.

Thinking about the convenience of this thing, the benefits gained from being by Mei Yanshu's side, and the rarity of a person with immeasurable merit, Pei Yunqing changed hands and asked him for his mobile phone number for easy contact.

After he came back, he learned about modern science and technology in Xie Bi'an's course "Skills that Everyman Must Know", which he has thoroughly mastered in a few days.

Not long after applying for an account, a small red dot appeared in the "Contacts" column, and he clicked "Add friend" without any hassle.

The other party's profile picture was a little yellow duck, lying on its stomach, and wrote four large characters at the bottom - "I don't want to go to work".

It took a full day before the person on the other side agreed, and it was the first time Pei Yunqing clicked on this avatar.

This time, the other party replied quickly.

[The world is not worth it:. 】

The corners of Pei Yunqing's mouth curled up slightly, and he clicked on the input method and wrote slowly: "Eat breakfast..."

【The world is not worth it: who is your brother】

【The world is not worth it: don't mess around with relationships】

........

Pei Yunqing deleted the three words just written, and continued writing in another way: "You child..."

[The world is not worth it:. 】

【The world is not worth it: talk about things】

1 minute later.

[The world is not worth it: Are you playing with me? 】

Pei Yunqing deleted it and continued to write: "No, there is something..."

After half a minute.

[The world is not worth it: Ha ha, don't answer me]

【The world is not worth it: fake smile.jpg】

On the other side, Mei Yanshu was lying on the bed, the phone was next to his bed, and was awakened by two notification sounds in a daze.He opened his eyes and glanced at the news. He didn't want to return it at first, but Pei Yunqing called "brother" very smoothly, and he suddenly refused to accept it.

"The other party is typing..." is always displayed on the top of the dialog box, but I just can't wait for the reply.He was anxious to sleep and wanted to reason with Pei Yunqing, so he sent a few more messages, but there was still no response.

After waiting for a few minutes, he ran out of patience, scolded himself an idiot in his heart, and said with a wooden face: [Goodbye]

Pei Yunqing doesn't know the pinyin of modern people, so he has to write by hand when chatting. After he wrote for a few minutes, the chat box now reads: "No, I won't reply to you. It's because you typed too fast. I... "

He was writing with great enthusiasm, and before he had time to chat with Tian, ​​the other party unilaterally chatted to death.

The first social interaction after the Hades Temple came to the mortal world, failed.

Pei Yunqing: "..."

He deleted all the text with a blank expression, and turned on the new function Xie Bi'an taught him - [Voice/Video Call].

Hao Lai waited for the other party to pick it up, and he opened his mouth and said, "Say more?"

Mei Yanshu: "..."

Pei Yunqing lazily stared at the phone, his pretty brows were habitually frowned.When the call was picked up, the screen of the phone suddenly shook, and then the screen began to shake a little. There were a few gleams of light in the dark interface, and there was something vaguely white.

And his own face appears in the upper right corner.

Mei Yanshu didn't wake up, she got up very angry, and it was like eating a firecracker when she opened her mouth: "I can't say it? You won't answer by yourself..."

The screen suddenly changed, and the whole camera took a big turn, and a clean, calm, plain face appeared on the phone.

"—I'm x?" Mei Yanshu was shocked by this scene and swears: "Why did you f*ck make a video call!?"

He only wanted to sleep, so he didn't open his eyes at all. When Pei Yunqing made a video call, he didn't react at all, and subconsciously clicked the answer button.

So when the man's handsome face clearly appeared on the phone screen, Mei Yanshu even felt that he was hallucinating.

After two seconds.

"-beep beep."

"The other party has hung up."

........

The flash of white that flashed by just now was astonishingly bright, Pei Yunqing is a person with a good memory, especially for such fleeting things, it is hard for him not to remember them.Before he had time to remember what Chu Na's dazzling white was, the other party sent a message.

[It's not worth it in the world: You can just call when you call, why do you play video? ? 】

If I didn't wear clothes, wouldn't I be seen by you?

【The world is not worth it: just be yourself: D】

Pei Yunqing was amused by him, he suppressed the chaotic thoughts in his head, and sent a voice message with a smile.

[P: [Voice] - You are so white. 】

He remembered, it seemed to be his neck.

[The world is not worth it:? 】

[The world is not worth it: Are you sick? 】

[P: [Voice] - Don't be poor with you, get up and wait, your family will find you in half an hour. 】

Sure enough, we still have to discuss things face to face.

[The world is not worth it:? 】

【The world is not worth it: I will not open the door for you:)】

Mei Yanshu's tone was too exasperated, and Pei Yunqing couldn't help but find it funny that he was bluffing with the image of a villain in his mind.While putting away the phone, I thought in my heart: That's up to you.

Today's mortals are really like this and that at every turn, it's better for them to be gods, who have no emotions or desires.

Mei Yanshu lived very close to the Temple of the King of Hell, and when she said she would drop him off last time, she actually dropped by.Before going to his house, Pei Yunqing first went to the Earth Temple next to the Yama Temple.

The land temple is not big, very small, a few square meters is not as big as the toilet of a wealthy family.

This is a short, small house with white as the main body.Not long after Pei Yunqing's figure appeared, there was movement from the ground.After a puff of white smoke, Di Gong appeared and saluted him respectfully.

"Your Highness, this old man is being polite."

Pei Yunqing nodded: "How is the underworld?"

The local duke replied respectfully: "The underworld is still as calm as ever, and everything is proceeding in an orderly manner according to the regulations. In recent days, Niutou Mamian and a few of his men have caught many lonely ghosts who have not been recorded."

Speaking of this, he was also a little at a loss.After death, the souls of creatures from the six realms will return to the underworld and re-enter reincarnation, and they must be guided by impermanent ghosts from all walks of life to enter the underworld.The impermanent ghost will only hook the souls recorded in the book of life and death, and will be registered again after entering the underworld.

The road from the mortal world to the underworld is called Huangquan Road. On Huangquan Road, there are many people with official positions in the underworld. There is a copy of the book of life and death of the king of hell.The underworld ghost messengers use this to identify ghosts and get information about reincarnation, such as the gate of rebirth, the animal realm, the eighteen levels of hell, the tower of karma, and so on.

"There are a lot of ghosts on the road to Huangquan, all kinds of ghosts. There are quite a few ordinary ghosts who have so much karma that almost affects part-time jobs. Fortunately, the bull head horse noodles and the Raksha ghosts are doing things properly. There is nothing wrong with it. I said, there are many good ghosts on the way to rebirth, and her Mengpo soup is almost running out..."

Digong is an old man with white beard and white hair. He is half ghost and half immortal. When he gets old, his body stays in his favorite old form.When speaking, he squinted his eyes tightly, and while smoothing his beard, he talked for a while, thought for a while, and took a big breath before continuing.

Pei Yunqing interrupted him: "Okay, I know this. You go back and tell Niutou Mamian and them that the gate of reincarnation has been opened, and ask them to support Po Meng more. I updated the book of life and death, and let them strictly carry out the task according to the above. When I am away, I will not slack off. I will ask the four judges to go back in a few days. I can't go back for a while. What's the matter? Anyone can find me."

Di Gong: "Yes, Your Highness."

Pei Yunqing: "I came this time for another matter. Have you brought the things I told you to bring last time?"

Digong took out a jade pendant from his sleeve and offered it with both hands: "I have it."

This jade pendant is in the shape of a water drop, and the whole body is pitch black, with intricate Sanskrit characters engraved on it, which glows faintly.There are merits and virtues surrounding it, and if you look carefully, it is in the same vein as the uniform on Pei Yunqing's body.

Pei Yunqing took the pendant and nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, you can go."

The Digong saluted him again, and then disappeared.

Then a gust of wind blew by, and the tall man with fluttering long hair disappeared.

When Pei Yunqing arrived at Mei Yanshu's house, it was 5 minutes earlier than the time he said.

Facing the closed door, he rang the doorbell with good etiquette and upbringing.

"Ding-dong-"

Pei Yunqing smiled slightly and said, "Mei Yanshu, open the door."

"I know you heard it, don't lose your temper, and open the door."

"......"

A silence answered him.

For convenience, Pei Yunqing changed into a white shirt, and the lines drawn by his straight and slender legs wrapped in trousers were really pretty.

He just stood at the door and waited for a while, but the people inside still didn't intend to open the door.

Still smiling, Pei Yunqing rang the doorbell again.

At the same time, he turned on his phone and sent a message.

[P: [Voice] - I'm here, open the door. 】

[P: [Voice] - Otherwise, don't blame me for not taking the usual path. 】

After 5 minutes, there was still no movement.Pei Yunqing put away his mobile phone, and bowed solemnly to the door: "I'm offended."

The next moment, the man appeared in the bedroom, accompanied by the faint morning light from the sky.

The man approached from the backlight, his vision suddenly went dark, the person on the bed was awakened by the movement, and opened his eyes impatiently.

The two looked at each other, and the hatchback was silent.

Mei Yanshu:? ?

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The author has something to say:

mys: Are you all so casual when you are gods :)

pyq: We don’t even need this thing when we are gods: D

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Long time no see, long time waiting.

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