Hades, who was forced to debut, is so poor

On April X, 2021, a rainbow will fall from the sky, and double rainbows will appear in some cities in the southeast, swiping the screen of Moments and Weibo.

During these days when everyone was calling for a long time, Fan Wujiu escorted Wang Xingming to stand outside the castle.

There is also Lu Zhidao resting next to him.

The two gods had changed into their original forms, Wang Xingming was already unconscious, and was held in one hand by Hei Wuchang.

Fan Wujiu hesitated for a moment, and finally asked: "Your Highness, is he really not going to do it himself?"

Lu Zhidao thought of the scene he saw earlier, and thought, how the hell would I know.

He straightened his clothes: "Shouldn't be coming, Your Highness, it's not like you don't know."

Fan Wujiu was silent for a while, and thought about his words for a while: "I thought, this time will be different after all."

When Lu Zhidao was the judge of the Procuratorate, his eyes were as bright as lightning, and his eyes were clear and strict.He gathered his sleeves together, and hid his hands in the sleeves again, without the demeanor of a great fairy.

"That's just what you think."

"Who knows...what does that guy think."

Everyone could see the difference between Pei Yunqing and Mei Yanshu, but it didn't mean that that mortal had a huge weight in His Highness Yan's heart, and it was always difficult to guess the mind of the superior.

Especially Hades, who has an unpredictable temperament.

"Perhaps people simply think that such a small person is not a big deal."

Fan Wujiu paused for a moment.

"But His Highness, even Yan Luozhui..." He hesitated to speak.

Some things need not be said in plain English, everyone understands them.Lu Zhidao straightened his expression, stretched out his hand and pointed to the sky carefully: "Be careful what you say."

Fan Wujiu was silent, he was wearing a heavy black impermanence suit, it stands to reason that he is an immortal in the immortal class, but compared to Xianzi, he is more deadly.

Fan Wujiu has never been talkative, and it is difficult to get along with other immortals, and he himself is even more stubborn to the point of outrageous.

After entering the underworld for nearly a thousand years, I seldom laughed a few times.

Granny Meng once said, "Xiao Fan, your whole life has been too dark, you can't see the end at a glance."

"But it's okay, Xie Bi'an is here. It's not bad to have him bless you."

"You have to be thankful that the organization has assigned you such a partner."

Fan Wujiu moved his fingers hanging by his side: "Where is it over there?"

Don't care about it anymore.

Lu Zhidao didn't understand at first, and after reacting for a while, he remembered what he said.He laughed heartily, as if he was helpless, "No wonder I talked so much today, so that's the purpose of it."

In fact, what he said was endless. If Lu Zhidao hadn't been smart, he might not have been able to abduct him here.

This is where it is, it is a place that cannot be reached.

I don't know how Xie Bi'an's brains have partnered with him for so many years.

"Don't worry over there. With Zhong Kui watching, that little piece of paper won't do any harm."

Fan Wujiu nodded, closed his mouth tightly and did not speak.

But after smelling gossip, Lu Zhidao would never let him go, he leaned over without any posture, "Hey, what's going on, tell me about it."

Today's weather forecast calls for rain, but the sun is shining brightly and the breeze is mild.The surface of the impermanent clothes was shone with golden light, and Fan Wujiu's slashed face remained motionless, rigid as a dead thing.

Seeing that he wasn't going to say anything, Lu Zhidao couldn't ask any more questions, so he felt bored and put his mind away.

If Fan Wujiu didn't want to say it, no one could pry it out of his mouth.

The aftermath of the endless land is almost the same, and people from the underworld come very quickly.

Anyway, before Xie Bi'an had a good rest, the newly appointed official ghosts had already arrived with their belongings.

Looking at all the ghosts who are busy but well organized, I have to sigh in my heart that His Highness Yama is extremely good at using people.

Some of these ghosts have serious crimes, some don't want to reincarnate, some lack arms and legs, and some have healthy limbs.

"Hey, it's you, you, come here."

Xie Bi'an was resting on the side, happened to bump into his subordinates of Wuchanggui, and beckoned them to come over.

The two ghosts of black and white impermanence looked at each other, stepped forward to salute: "Seventh Master, Mr. Judge, what orders do you two have?"

Of these two ghosts, one is all white with white hair, and the other is all black with black lips, which is extremely contrasting.One black and one white form a pair, Xie Bi'an inexplicably felt that something was missing.

He clicked his tongue: "Where are you going?"

The Heiwuchang ghost said: "I just received news from the eighth master, and I have to go to the mortal world to do some business. It seems that I want to pick up someone."

Zhong Kui: "Did the guy who doesn't raise little ghosts get caught?"

Xie Bi'an nodded: "It should be. With the strength of Lao Hei and the others, it is reasonable to get it done so quickly."

"Then let's pack up here quickly and go back to meet them."

Xie Bi'an nodded and let the two impermanent ghosts go first.

Zhong Kui switched his gaze back and forth between Xie Bi'an and Na Bai Wuchang, sighing while watching.

"It's unusual, but you and Xiao Fan seem comfortable."

Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu are immortals, the so-called "candle shadow shakes the ruby ​​jade leaks late, and the fairy on the magpie bridge goes to the fairyland. *" It is them.

Xie Bi'an gave him a white look: "Then I would be a fairy."

Zhong Kui nodded: "It makes sense."

"..."

"Hey, don't you think that's from the City God's Temple?" Xie Bi'an suddenly grabbed Zhong Kui's collar, forcing him to look over there.

Poor Zhong Kui, who was so big, was actually moved by him, so he looked over.

The other party was dressed in gaudy clothes, and the patterns on his face looked like facial makeup.

"It seems to be ah, looking at the clothes, it should be a relative of the City God."

"hateful."

Zhong Kui suddenly stopped breathing.

"...Then what, good brother, Songsong, Songsong. I'm almost out of breath."

"What is he doing here! What is he doing here after he's overturned!! What did he do earlier!!!"

Zhong Kui hurriedly said: "Good brother, calm down and speak up if you have something to say."

Xie Bi'an pulled him and rushed forward aggressively: "I can't calm down anymore, if you don't give me an explanation today, I won't be able to pass this hurdle."

Apart from Fan Wujiu and Yan Wangye, Xie Bi'an, who has a bad temper, can't be controlled by anyone. Zhong Kui can only pray that the one in the Town God's Temple can ask for more blessings.

Pei Yunqing went back to the Temple of the King of Hell.

When he entered the door, he was blocked by the censer that fell on the ground. He remembered the scene of the chaos when the few people left, and stayed away from the censer with a little disgust.

——Although this thing is the source of his offerings.

This temple is not big, but Pei Yunqing used his power to open up a lot of extra space.He walked over the low table, sofa, and TV, and walked straight to the kitchen inside.

The door frame of the kitchen is very short, and he, who is 1.8 meters tall, has to lower his head to get in; the inside of the kitchen is not big, about the size of the toilet of a slightly richer family, but it has all internal organs.

When Wei Zheng and Lu Zhidao are free, they like to fiddle with odds and ends to eat and keep things in order.

On the day of packing up, Wei Zheng was still reluctant to part with this warm place, and once expressed his desire to take the kitchen away. Of course, this was despised by others.

Standing in such a tall person like Pei Yunqing, it seemed that the kitchen was getting smaller and smaller - I don't know how Lu Zhidao and Wei Zheng, two big men with an average of 1.8 meters [-], stood happily in it.

Just, it's hard to imagine.

Sometimes, it's hard to guess the minds of subordinates.

The refrigerator is a double-door refrigerator that Xie Bi'an confiscated from the local "Pian'er Police" Wuchanggui. It is placed in the innermost part of the kitchen, and it is the most valuable thing in the house besides the TV.

It was as high as Pei Yunqing's chest.

Pei Yunqing had very long legs, and he walked to the end after only two steps. He bent down and opened the refrigerator door to check the ingredients.

— empty.

The refrigerator is as clean as the day it was first moved in. You can put a label on it and send it to the second-hand market to sell it.

It seems that Wei Zheng was very clean when he left.

It's really not a grain of rice.

But it didn't matter, he had expected this to happen.

As if performing some kind of ritual, he checked all the cabinets, cupboards and other places where ingredients could be stored. After making sure that there was no edible food, he made up his mind and took out a large bag of ingredients from his sleeve.

——The logo of "XX Supermarket" on the plastic bags is still fresh.

He did all this quite casually and didn't care, but the expression on his face almost couldn't help betraying him carefully.

Pei Yunqing likes to do things in an orderly manner and according to the plan.

He took out the ingredients one by one, and spread them all over the chopping board by category.

So far, everything has been proceeding in an orderly manner as planned.

Pei Yunqing took a deep breath, and after finishing all the preparations, he slowly took out this dessert recipe book from his sleeve.

His face was calm, as if by doing so, his nervousness would not be seen by others.

According to the instructions, Pei Yunqing took out the oven, microwave oven, egg beater, flour sieve and other necessary utensils from his sleeve, with a heavy expression on his face.

With an egg being cracked into the bowl, Lord Yan started his first cooking journey in his life.

Not long after, the kitchen exploded.

And let's talk about Cui Jue and Wei Zheng's patrol team.

Wei Zheng's right eyelid twitched faintly, and he raised his head as if feeling something, but he didn't dare to speak.

—He has been afraid to speak for a long time.

Wei Zheng couldn't figure it out, Wei Zheng didn't understand.

I don't understand why Judge Cui's face suddenly became so gloomy when he was patrolling well.

The air pressure in the high altitude was already low, but he really managed to freeze the temperature that was not too high with his own strength.

Wei Zheng couldn't help shivering, he could only tilt his head to work seriously and pretend he didn't see it.

Cui Jue, as the judge of the Yin Law Division and the head of the four major judges, holds the Life and Death Book No. [-] in his left hand and the soul-hunting pen in his right. After coming to the mortal world, he was trusted by everyone and took over the post of account management.

Cui Jue managed a lot of money, and he was responsible for the days when all the gods were impoverished and forced to collect taxes from their "subordinates".His ability is obvious to all the gods, and they are all full of praise, and Cui Jue himself regards this matter as an important task like "judgment".

After all, everyone is poor.

But just now, Cui Jue's self-satisfied smart phone, which had been left dusty all the time, suddenly received several text messages.

——【中国XX银行】，您的账户尾号0083于2021年4月X日14时20分消费金额400元。

——【中国XX银行】，您的账户尾号0083于2021年4月X日14时38分消费金额1285元。

——【中国XX银行】，您的账户尾号0083于2021年4月X日14时44分消费金额230元。

——【中国XX银行】，您的账户尾号0083于2021年4月X日15时01分消费金额780元。

——China XX Bank], the balance of your account ending in 0083 is 540 yuan.

After reading the news, Cui Jue's eyelids twitched, his handsome face was dark as hell.

Ha ha.

He tried to calm down.

He propped his forehead to calm himself down.

But half an hour passed and nothing was resolved.

There is only one thought in his head now:

Who moved the coffin book of the big guy...!

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The author has something to say:

Pei Yunqing: We poor people now have our own ideas.

[Wife is supposed to coax his wife, isn't it justified? 】:D

*Excerpted from "Partridge Sky · Candle Shadow Shaking Red Jade Leak Chi" Song Dynasty, Anonymous.