After I turned into a villain, I carried the hero and ran away

On August 2022, 8, Huaguo XX Town, Blue Star.

Zhao Dian Dian was beaten by Zhao Xiao'e.

Half a year after Yin Lu's book-crossing game incident ended, Zhao Qingxing and Pei Yanting took a long vacation together.

Even now that love and career are both harvested, Zhao Qingxing still hasn't forgotten his original intention of retiring at the age of 30, but he really couldn't retire, so he had to take a vacation to relieve his cravings.

In order to fit the elderly care theme of "fishing, planting flowers, walking birds, and thermos cups", Zhao Qingxing chose an ancient town out of thousands of choices, dragged Pei Yanting, and lived in it with his cat.

They booked a homestay in the ancient town on the Internet. The two-story building also has a yard. There are not only flowers, grass and poultry in the yard, but also swings and rocking chairs. Not far behind the house are fields and creeks. Zhao Qingxing is particularly satisfied with the immersive pension.

When they were less than 100 meters away from their destination, the landlord sent them a WeChat message to the effect that there were two big white geese in the yard, and he forgot to lock the door for the two big brothers when he went out, telling them to be careful.

After the instructions, I also sent a long list of "Accompanying a Goose Like a Tiger, A Survival Guide on How to Survive in the Cracks of the Poultry Brother".

Zhao Qingxing didn't take it seriously. After all, he was a legendary overlord who had raised a group of poultry brothers in Ganyitang. There were only two geese. What could he do with him?

Then he was almost beaten by a goose.

At that time, Pei Yanting was putting his luggage in the lobby, and Zhao Qingxing happily wandered around the yard, and even put the cat on the swing, which gave Zhao Dian Dian a childlike experience.

Just at this time, the two big white geese came back from a walk, and the first thing they saw was a man and a cat having fun in their territory.

When Zhao Qingxing turned his head back, one of the geese had already bent its slender neck, lowered its head and glared at his direction, spread its wings and rushed over aggressively.

The aura of a big brother frightened Zhao Qingxing. At that moment, his brain hadn't started working yet, and his desire to survive had already controlled him to pick up Zhao Dian and run wildly.

He fled, it chased.

The big white goose flapped its wings, showing the momentum of a fighter jet.

"Brother Pei, Brother Pei!!!"

Zhao Qingxing ran straight out of the Olympic speed. Seeing that Pei Yanting was about to step out of the hall, he quickly threw the cat into Pei Yanting's arms. Pei Yanting put it on his back.

"..."

Pei Yanting's face was blank for a moment, and the next second he saw a goose rushing towards him. With a flick of his wrist, he slammed the door back mercilessly.

The goose outside suddenly let out a high-pitched cry.

Zhao Qingxing: "..."

He suddenly had the real feeling of being knocked on the door by Aunt Xue.

It turns out that the geese in the book-crossing game are all beautified...

The real king of poultry is really fucking scary! ! !He wanted to cover his crotch just now! ! !

The next day, Zhao Qingxing kept a low profile, thinking about whether to lock up the two goose brothers, but it didn't seem good to confine the goose's freedom. These two brothers had to get up early to take a walk during the day, and they were healthier than him.

So on this day, the man and the goose reached a temporary reconciliation, and the two sides respected each other as guests. Of course, the guests were mainly in Zhao Qinghang.

Probably after staying in Ganyi Tang for a long time, Zhao Qingxing felt that the geese could be regarded as their old buddies, so he decided to name the two big white geese on his own.

The noisy one who tried to beat him was called Zhao Xiao'e, and the indifferent one was called Pei Xiao'e...

Pei Yanting was not surprised by this, although he always felt inexplicably guilty when he met Zhao Xiao'e, probably because this Zhao Xiao'e was only two years old...

After dinner, the two washed the dishes together, and Pei Yanting took Zhao Qingxing for a walk outside, and it was exactly 8 o'clock after taking a shower when he came back.

Since they want to provide for the elderly, they must go to bed early and get up early, so the two decisively gave up their mobile phones and the Internet, and decided to advance their evening exercise so that they can go to bed before 11 o'clock.

Combining work and rest, Zhao Qingxing thinks it's fine.

However, just after finishing the foreplay, Zhao Qingxing straddled Pei Yanting, and decided to be considerate to Pei Yanting tonight, and let the two of them have enough food and clothing through their own exercise.

At the moment when the arrow was on the string, a white, soft and fat thing suddenly jumped onto the bed, Zhao Qingxing was so frightened that he shook his body, and directly let this part of the movement end in a second, and the pain caused tears to flood his eyes.

"Don't cry, Qing Xing." Pei Yanting frowned to catch his tears, turned over and reversed the positions of the two, and kissed his forehead and cheek comfortingly, "It's okay, it doesn't hurt anymore."

After Zhao Qingxing was moved like this, all kinds of sensations climbed up the tailbone to the scalp, and the pain was relieved a lot, and he began to want to move on to the next part.

But this Zhao Dian didn't know what happened today. First, Mao Mao was lying in ambush in their room, and now he is still lying on their bed and refuses to leave!

"Cub, although you have joined this family, I advise you not to observe this matter."

Zhao Qingxing was half lying on the bed, with red eyes, trying to reason with this fat white cat.

However, Zhao Dian Dian didn't listen, and even changed his position and continued to sleep, his whole body seemed to be covered with "you do what you do, I sleep mine", quite arrogant!

Zhao Qingxing squinted his eyes, "Brother Pei, it's time to act as a 'strict father' and throw the cat out."

Hearing that, Pei Yanting wanted to do as he was told, and was about to leave Zhao Dian Dian by the nape of his neck, but Zhao Qingxing hurriedly circled him, "You hug me and go together, I don't want to repeat what I did just now."

"Okay." Pei Yanting sighed slightly, "Holding a lazy cat in your arms and slipping a fat cat in your hand, you arranged me clearly."

Their room was on the first floor. Pei Yanting opened the window a crack and let the cat out. Zhao Dian shook the cat's paws and pulled Pei Yanting, refusing to let go, meowing.

Zhao Qingxing patted it on the head, "Be good, go play by yourself, we will make you a younger brother and sister."

The matter of "two children" is too much to go through, Pei Yanting couldn't help but chuckled, "Honey, I can't even handle a cat, let's let the matter of the two children go."

Zhao Qingxing expressed his regret for not being able to create a miracle very carelessly. One second before Pei Yanting closed the window, he spotted the swing in the yard again, and now he felt sincere regret.

Pei Yanting carried him to the table, "Why are you sighing?"

Zhao Qingxing curled his lips and pressed into his arms, "Your baby's swing dream is broken."

"..." Pei Yanting was stunned, and looked down to see his expressionless regret, "Actually...if you want..."

"Don't!" Zhao Qingxing interrupted calmly, "I am doing this in Zhao Xiao'e's territory, and I may be slapped to death by its wings."

Pei Yanting: "You can lock them up first."

Zhao Qingxing: "No! Lock them up in case they don't sleep? I don't want them to meet my brother."

Pei Yanting: "..."

On the third day, Zhao Qingxing turned over and sang, and even dared to walk sideways when he saw Zhao Xiao'e.

In the morning, he was lighting a fire in the kitchen for breakfast. When he found that the fire was not strong enough, he held a spatula in one hand and added two sticks of firewood to the fire with the other.

Zhao Xiao'e wandered in when he was leaning over to add firewood.

I don't know why the goose didn't go for a walk with Pei Xiao'e this morning, and I don't know if it's getting up, but it quietly swayed behind Zhao Qingxing, spread its wings and lowered its head, ready to attack.

And at this moment, Zhao Qingxing turned around, and when he turned around, the spatula in his hand was also driven to the side. It was such a coincidence, and so unlucky... that he directly gave Zhao Xiaoe a shovel ...

Zhao Qingxing froze in place. Looking at Zhao Xiaoe's head crooked by the spatula, he felt that a revolving lantern had already lit up in front of him...

Court bully Zhao Xiao'e had never suffered such humiliation, she turned into Niu Colu Goose in an instant, turned her proud head back suddenly, and decided to skip the first two steps in the three magic skills of "Pecking and Twisting Fan", and fan Zhao Qingxing directly Down.

The big wings slapped the dust around, Zhao Qingxing was about to run away holding the spatula, but Pei Yanting came in at this moment, looking at the aggressive big white goose, he sneaked up from behind the goose without thinking, and grabbed the goose angel wings...

Zhao Xiao'e:?

Brother Goose lost his combat weapon and turned into a goose at the mercy of others. It struggled frantically and opened its mouth to scream.

Seeing that the backer was coming, Zhao Qingxing pinched Zhao Xiao'e's mouth and pointed at the big iron pot next to him with a spatula, "Shout, shout, I will cook a famous dish called iron pot today." Big goose stewed in a pot."

Zhao Xiao'e was scared.

It cowardly!

Chu Chu nestled pitifully under Pei Yanting's clutches, seeing Pei Yanting laugh straight away, and when he finally put it back on the ground, Zhao Xiao'e, who was once mighty, ran back to her cage and shut herself up on the spot. They were all taken aback, and went forward to communicate for a while, but Zhao Xiao'e was still suspicious of Goose's life with a goose facing the corner.

Seeing this, Zhao Qingxing decided not to do any personnel work, took Pei Yanting's cell phone and secretly recorded a video.

"It's so cool!" Zhao Qingxing saved the video happily and sent another copy to himself.

"What do you care about with it?" Pei Yanting was helpless, and suddenly pretended to be sad and said: "It's only two years old."

Zhao Qingxing: "..."

In the evening, Pei Yanting lay leisurely on the recliner in the yard to enjoy the wind, and after Zhao Qingxing closed the courtyard door, he rubbed into his arms.

Zhao Xiao'e and Pei Xiao'e, who came back from their walk, glanced at them, and went back to their nest in desperation.

Zhao Qingxing nestled in his arms and kept laughing, "Did you notice that when we went for a walk just now, the geese in the whole village respected us a lot? I saw Wangcai next door had to take a detour before seeing them. "

Pei Yanting moved, hugging him tightly to prevent him from falling, "Let the goose pass the goose, from today you are the new 'village tyrant'."

In the early morning of the fourth day, Pei Yanting went to the town market alone to buy fruit. It was still too late last night, so he asked Zhao Qingxing to sleep for a while.

After picking out fruits and vegetables, he looked at the time and guessed that Zhao Qingxing should be awake too, so he called him to ask what meat and vegetables he wanted, but as soon as the call was connected, there were noises and screams from Zhao Qingxing's other end. cry.

Then Zhao Qingxing's flustered voice sounded: "Brother Pei, you can buy something casually, let me persuade you first."

"Persuasion?" Pei Yanting frowned, "Is someone making trouble?"

"No, it was Zhao Dian Dian who was beaten by Zhao Xiao'e!" Zhao Qingxing said excitedly, "Good guy, Zhao Xiao'an almost slapped Zhao Dian into cat cakes with one wing down."

For a while, Pei Yanting lost the real sense of being in the world.

What did he just hear?

When he rushed back home in a hurry, he saw geese flying and cats jumping in the yard, and there was a messy Zhao Qingxing in the middle...

After Zhao Xiao'e went into self-isolation yesterday, the whole goose lost its appetite. After Pei Xiao'e was dispatched to give some psychological counseling, he barely ate a handful of corn yesterday evening, and went out to play with Pei Xiao'e in a sullen mood. for a while.

After all, he was only two years old. When Pei Yanting went out this morning, he saw Zhao Xiao'e jumping for a swim. God knows why he was able to fight with his cat in less than two hours.

Right now, there is a small food trough hanging around Zhao Xiao's neck, which is inexplicably cute, but the cute Zhao Xiao'an is flapping her wings angrily, stretching her neck to peck Zhao Dian, and Zhao Dian, a fat man, probably ran away It was the fastest speed in the cat's life, but the hair on the butt was still pecked bald.

"Brother Goose! Forget it!"

Seeing that Zhao Xiao'e was about to peck the cat's tail, Zhao Qingxing was so frightened that he quickly pulled the goose back, "I can't do it."

Pei Yanting: "..."

Half an hour later, after the battlefield was cleared, Zhao Dian Dian sat on the swing in a sullen ball, next to Zhao Xiao'e and Pei Xiao'e standing in a row.

Zhao Qingxing is very tired, but the child is still young and cannot give up education.

Pei Yanting was also very tired, so when Zhao Qingxing started his earnest teaching, he quietly turned on the video recording on his mobile phone.

Zhao Qingxing looked at Zhao Dian Dian, "Zhao Dian Dian, why do you say you go to the Goose's for snacks? The food you eat is different. If I come a step later, you will be directly battered into dough and spread in the pot Frying and frying is enough to feed a production team."

Zhao Dian meowed unconvinced.

"You can't mess around in the future, do you hear me, and you can't even run fast for your life, it's time to lose weight."

Zhao Dian raised his head suddenly, as if seeing the end of the world. Seeing that Zhao Qingxing was indifferent, he turned his attention to Pei Yanting for help.

Zhao Qingxing pinched the nape of his neck and changed the direction for him, "Don't look at your father, this matter is not for discussion."

After Zhao Qingxing finished speaking, he looked at Zhao Xiao'e again, and quickly estimated in his mind how likely it was that he would subdue the goose with virtue, and when the result was 0, he decisively turned his gaze to Pei Xiao'e.

This goose has been calm and calm since they came in, and it should be a reasonable and gentle goose.

Zhao Qingxing felt that for a bear like Zhao Xiao'e, he could still make a goose out of a goose, so he said earnestly to Pei Xiao'e: "Cub, build a friendly environment in the community, care for the mental health of roommates, and supervise the civilized and polite geese of friends. I'll leave it to you."

Pei Xiao'an:?

Seven days later, Zhao Qingxing and Pei Yanting set foot on the way home with the cats, and the two geese sent them all the way to the gate of the courtyard. When the car started, Zhao Qingxing saw the two geese hooking their heads in the rearview mirror. them.

Zhao Qingxing looked funny, "Brother Pei, do you think they are reluctant to part with us?"

Pei Yanting glanced at the rearview mirror speechlessly, thinking that they, as the biggest Waterloo in Zhao Xiao'e's life, are finally gone, and they may be ecstatic in their hearts.

"Well," he said nonsense without changing his face, "after all, there are not many people who care about the mental health of geese now..."

On the night of returning home, Zhao Qingxing had a whim and pulled Pei Yanting to cut out the video of Zhao Dian being beaten.

Pei Yanting took a sympathetic look at Zhao Dian and asked, "I thought you were trying to persuade the fight seriously."

Zhao Qingxing added sand sculpture music to the video, "I was serious about persuading the fight, but that was after Zhao Dian Dian's ass was pecked bald. If I don't try to persuade the fight, our cat's hair will be wiped out."

"..." Pei Yanting looked at him and added sand sculpture text in the video, "But you didn't turn off the phone to record when you persuaded the fight."

"What an unforgettable memory. Look at our dough. It doesn't even bother to play with toys. The last time Xiao Wang came to help feed the cat, he thought our family raised a pig."

Zhao Qingxing saved the edited video in a USB flash drive, "In the future, when it can't eat anymore, we can show this video to it, so that the dough realizes the importance of exercise."

After speaking, he sent a copy of the video to each of them in a nonchalant manner, saying that he could click to watch it anytime when he was in a bad mood.

And at this moment, Zhao Dian is still eating dinner with an innocent face...

Before going to bed, Pei Yanting swiped through Moments on a whim, and suddenly saw a picture of roast goose posted by the homestay landlord.

Pei Yanting: "..."

What's with the inexplicable sense of familiarity?

Soon there was a comment from Zhao Qingxing under the circle of friends. This person just had an online meeting in the study, and it probably just ended.

[It's really good: Brother landlord, which goose is this? ? ? ? ? ? 】

The host responded quickly.

[B&B landlord: It's the thief who makes a fuss~ The meat is super good! 】

Pei Yanting: "..."

The DNA moves.

Sure enough, in the next second, Zhao Qingxing rushed into the comments with countless exclamation points.

[It's really good: it's only two years old! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

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The author has something to say:

I almost don't know the word "goose" hahahahahaha (cover face)

There is also a campus episode, and an interstellar ABO episode~