I heard Mr. Ye is a good dragon?
Chapter 46 Which eyelid twitch is the same for me
Bailong never grabs food. When he said this, Ye Heng felt something strange, sat back on the stool obediently, and whispered: "Is there a problem with the food?"
"It's possible." Bai Long also mouthed back to him, and then snapped his fingers, and the food floated out of the basket automatically and fell onto the table.
Bailong picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of eggplant box in front of him, and put it directly into his mouth.
"Hey!" Ye Heng couldn't help shouting, and went around the table and grabbed his sleeve before lowering his voice, "You just ate like this?"
Bai Long didn't speak, but patted the back of his hand, indicating that he was fine.After chewing the eggplant box stiffly, he pushed the dish to the side of Ye Heng's rice bowl: "This is no problem, you eat first."
Then he opened another soup cup, took a spoonful of pumpkin soup, put it in his mouth, swallowed it after a while: "You can drink this too."
Ye Heng was still nervous and refused to let go of his hand: "Don't eat any more, let's try it with silver needles?"
Bai Long shook his head: "There are many things that silver needles can't test, but I can know."
Ye Heng slowly let go of his hand: "How do you know?"
"I have met some people who conspired against me. Among them, some have poisoned me, some have poisoned me, and some have vomited." Bai Long's face remained unchanged, and he took a piece of glutinous rice and candied lotus root and bit it a few times. "Thanks to them, I know the smell and taste of many poisons and drugs."
Ye Heng watched him move the dishes on the table one after another, and the pain of hearing him being slandered in Washi came back again, he couldn't help reaching out his hand again, this time directly pressing Bailong's hand holding the chopsticks : "Don't try it, let's just eat the few safe dishes just now, if it's not enough, at worst, go to the kitchen and make another one."
Bailong suddenly turned his head to look at him, with an undisguised smile in his eyes, at the same time he pulled his hand that was holding him aside with the other hand, pulled him into his arms with another force, and then took a piece of glutinous rice The candied lotus root was delivered to his mouth: "Eat it, this is fine."
The sweet smell came into his nose, Ye Heng swallowed his saliva, opened his mouth helplessly, and while chewing, he heard Bailong say: "Those medicines have almost no effect on me, even if it's a Gu worm, I can find a way to force it out." Out of the body, so let me taste it."
At the same time, the government office dungeon.
The national teacher was sitting on a grand teacher's chair by the door of the punishment room, new charcoal fire was added to the charcoal basin not far away, the faint red light reflected on her snow-white face, showing her delicate facial features, There is also a gloomy expression in the calmness.
The two policemen were lying on the bench in front of her, their buttocks had been beaten into rotten persimmons, and they didn't even have the strength to scream out in pain.
Seeing this, Fu Cheng turned around and walked in front of the national teacher: "National teacher, you see that this punishment is also fine..."
"Well, let's carry it down." The national teacher stood up, "Let the two executioners go to the gate of Ye Mansion again. I hope they will abide by the most basic rules this time."
"Yes, yes." Fu Cheng nodded and bowed to her for a while, and then yelled at the servants who had just finished the beating, "Did you hear that? If you dare to accept bribes again, they will be your fate!"
The yamen servant responded with trepidation, and the national teacher stood up, turned around and stepped on the steps, and at the same time ordered without looking back: "The two packs of pepper are kept away, they are regarded as evidence, and if they disappear, they will also be held accountable."
This time it was the Fu Cheng's turn to be panic-stricken, and beads of sweat flowed down his neck along with his temples - because his intention to swallow those two bags of pepper alone was seen through.The national teacher has always been a popular person in front of the Holy Majesty, and has almost become the eyes, eyes, mouth and nose of the Holy Majesty, like a combination of the chief executive and the supervisory censor. He obviously does not have any official title, but he can freely enter and leave any place and supervise everything for the Holy Majesty. matter.
It's not that no one has questioned it, but most people don't have the guts to offend her, because although the national teacher is a beautiful woman, she is extremely stern and selfless inside, and cannot please her. More importantly, she also undertakes the task of divination and stargazing. As long as she said a word, the people in Fengluan Chunen's car could be sent to the cold palace in an instant, and the sons of the veteran officials of the three dynasties could be directly demoted from the Hanlin Academy to become county magistrates thousands of miles away.
What's more, it was rumored that she might have become the woman of the sage, but because the sage needed her ability, she stayed in Huixian Palace, the Qingxiu palace of the past dynasties, and did not go to the harem.
As soon as the national teacher stepped into Huixian Palace, he saw the emperor sitting on the futon in the center, and immediately dismissed the wives who served him.
As soon as the resplendent gate of Huixian Palace was closed, the national teacher saluted: "Zhenyue sees Your Majesty."
The emperor faced the slowly rotating water astronomical platform in the shrine, with his back to her: "You smell musty and bloody."
His voice was unhurried, without any emotion.But the national teacher heard his displeasure—at least, he didn't agree.
So she went behind the screen to change her outer robe: "This minister is doing all the dirty work for His Majesty, so he will be contaminated with this smell to some extent. If Your Majesty doesn't like it, then next time I will take a bath first and then come to see you."
The emperor's voice was still peaceful through the screen: "If there is a catastrophe today, the situation is sympathetic, there is no need to see blood."
Grabbing a handful of the smoke above the smoker cage, the national teacher walked out of the screen with a sandalwood scent all over his body: "Zhenyue doesn't want to do this either, but mortals have bad memories, and they can't remember them without seeing blood. If you don’t go to prison, one day you will be ruined.”
She stepped forward, and when she walked to the side of the emperor, she saw that he was holding a chess piece in his hand, and it landed on the chessboard between the two futons. She looked very leisurely, but the words she said were shocking: "It's bad!" Is it a big deal for me, or a big deal for you?"
At this time, Zhenyue had already walked to the futon opposite him. Hearing this, she immediately bowed her head and said: "Your Majesty's important affairs are Zhenyue's important affairs, and Zhenyue will never betray Your Majesty!"
"I don't doubt that you will betray." The emperor picked up a white piece from the opposite chess basket, "I don't worry about it either."
Zhenyue raised her head slowly, just as she saw the emperor raised his eyes slightly.The bright candlelight smudged his face, his brows were like silver hooks, his eyes were like stars, his expression was always calm, but in this kind of peace, there was the taste of looking down on all living beings, not the indifference without hostility.
"Zhenyue, let me say it again, don't pay attention to other useless things, otherwise you will fall into the magic barrier if you don't pay attention, it will only affect your practice."
Zhenyue pursed her lower lips, lowered her eyes and kowtowed again: "I know."
***
After tasting all the dishes, Ye Heng walked around the room holding his belly to digest after a full meal: "You said that Zhaocai was possessed, but the dishes were not tampered with, so the one who possessed him Goblin, the purpose is not to directly hurt us?"
"It's not clear, and I don't feel the evil spirit. But since he is possessed, he must have plans in Ye Mansion, so we should be careful. Come on, you wear this."
Ye Heng turned around, and found that Bailong conjured a ring out of nowhere, and put it around his neck before he saw it clearly.
"Hey!"
Ye Heng shrank his neck from the cold, lowered his head and pulled up the thing, the result was beyond his expectation - it was a necklace, inlaid with gold and jade, very delicate and beautiful, with fine lines engraved on the ring, the middle There is also a row of five-color orbs that can be fiddled with on the lower edge.
However, beauty is beauty, he has always had a bloody impression of the jewelry that Bailong gave him, so he looked at Bailong suspiciously: "Could it be made of your scales and blood again? "
"No, it's made by smelting," Bai Long helped him lift the hair under the collar, "it's still like a ring, you have to wear it every day, no matter who coaxes you to take it off, you can't take it off."
"Why, now you look at me every day, and you still use this thing to supervise me." Ye Heng moaned and expressed dissatisfaction, but touched the beads on it with his fingers lovingly.
"Who told you to go back..."
"Hey! You said you didn't mention it yourself!" Ye Heng quickly pressed his lips with his sharp eyes, "If you break the rules, I won't follow the rules next time."
Bai Long raised his eyebrows, then opened his mouth and lightly bit Ye Heng's finger and sucked it.
"Ah! Don't play with me!" Ye Heng quickly pinched his chin, retracted his fingers and wiped the robe lapel twice, before he wiped off the wet touch, he felt light under his feet, yes He was hugged by Bai Long: "Little Ye Zi, why don't we take a bath today?"
"What are you washing... ah!"
After a long-lost quarrel, Ye Heng fell sleepily on Bailong's chest and fell asleep. Before going out the next day, he tucked the collar under his coat—this accessory looks too expensive, so he can't dress up when giving gruel. So ostentatious.
However, as soon as the door opened the door of Ye's house, he saw a boat rowing on the water outside, with a yellow lantern with the word "official" hanging on the bow, and then the boat stopped at the door, and two people climbed out of the boat tent. The policemen were dressed just like those two yesterday, and one of them crossed the steps and entered the door.
Seeing this, Ye Heng cupped his hands at them in confusion: "I don't know what the two big brothers are looking for Ye Mou?"
Without further ado, the messenger took out a moisture-proof oil-paper envelope from his pocket and handed it over. Ye Heng opened it and saw that it was the receipt document he had read yesterday, and even the slightly blurred ink blobs on the last word were exactly the same.
Ye Heng raised his head, puzzled and said, "This is not..."
While he was speaking, a tall and burly yamen servant behind him lifted two large boxes over the threshold with his own strength, and unceremoniously lifted the lid of the boxes in front of everyone.
"Young Master Ye, you don't need to say much. Our two colleagues have already been beaten fifty sticks each for accepting things that shouldn't be accepted. I hope you can be a good person today and don't hurt us because of your reputation as a filial son."
Having said this, Ye Heng couldn't do without signing.After scribbling the amount of the silver, and signed it, Ye Heng boarded the boat and hurried away, feeling panicked along the way, and his right eyelid jumped up sharply as if he was stimulated by something.
Ye Heng was so flustered that he quickly pressed his right eyelid with one hand and fiddled with his left eyelid with the other.
Bai Long watched from the side, couldn't help but feel strange: "What are you doing?"
"Didn't it mean that the left eye jumped for money, and the right eye jumped for disaster? I pressed my right eyelid, and then... Hey! No! Money is a disaster for me!"
Bai Long couldn't help laughing: "Okay, don't mess with it. Since someone was watching us yesterday, something will happen sooner or later. Let's wait and see."
"It's possible." Bai Long also mouthed back to him, and then snapped his fingers, and the food floated out of the basket automatically and fell onto the table.
Bailong picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of eggplant box in front of him, and put it directly into his mouth.
"Hey!" Ye Heng couldn't help shouting, and went around the table and grabbed his sleeve before lowering his voice, "You just ate like this?"
Bai Long didn't speak, but patted the back of his hand, indicating that he was fine.After chewing the eggplant box stiffly, he pushed the dish to the side of Ye Heng's rice bowl: "This is no problem, you eat first."
Then he opened another soup cup, took a spoonful of pumpkin soup, put it in his mouth, swallowed it after a while: "You can drink this too."
Ye Heng was still nervous and refused to let go of his hand: "Don't eat any more, let's try it with silver needles?"
Bai Long shook his head: "There are many things that silver needles can't test, but I can know."
Ye Heng slowly let go of his hand: "How do you know?"
"I have met some people who conspired against me. Among them, some have poisoned me, some have poisoned me, and some have vomited." Bai Long's face remained unchanged, and he took a piece of glutinous rice and candied lotus root and bit it a few times. "Thanks to them, I know the smell and taste of many poisons and drugs."
Ye Heng watched him move the dishes on the table one after another, and the pain of hearing him being slandered in Washi came back again, he couldn't help reaching out his hand again, this time directly pressing Bailong's hand holding the chopsticks : "Don't try it, let's just eat the few safe dishes just now, if it's not enough, at worst, go to the kitchen and make another one."
Bailong suddenly turned his head to look at him, with an undisguised smile in his eyes, at the same time he pulled his hand that was holding him aside with the other hand, pulled him into his arms with another force, and then took a piece of glutinous rice The candied lotus root was delivered to his mouth: "Eat it, this is fine."
The sweet smell came into his nose, Ye Heng swallowed his saliva, opened his mouth helplessly, and while chewing, he heard Bailong say: "Those medicines have almost no effect on me, even if it's a Gu worm, I can find a way to force it out." Out of the body, so let me taste it."
At the same time, the government office dungeon.
The national teacher was sitting on a grand teacher's chair by the door of the punishment room, new charcoal fire was added to the charcoal basin not far away, the faint red light reflected on her snow-white face, showing her delicate facial features, There is also a gloomy expression in the calmness.
The two policemen were lying on the bench in front of her, their buttocks had been beaten into rotten persimmons, and they didn't even have the strength to scream out in pain.
Seeing this, Fu Cheng turned around and walked in front of the national teacher: "National teacher, you see that this punishment is also fine..."
"Well, let's carry it down." The national teacher stood up, "Let the two executioners go to the gate of Ye Mansion again. I hope they will abide by the most basic rules this time."
"Yes, yes." Fu Cheng nodded and bowed to her for a while, and then yelled at the servants who had just finished the beating, "Did you hear that? If you dare to accept bribes again, they will be your fate!"
The yamen servant responded with trepidation, and the national teacher stood up, turned around and stepped on the steps, and at the same time ordered without looking back: "The two packs of pepper are kept away, they are regarded as evidence, and if they disappear, they will also be held accountable."
This time it was the Fu Cheng's turn to be panic-stricken, and beads of sweat flowed down his neck along with his temples - because his intention to swallow those two bags of pepper alone was seen through.The national teacher has always been a popular person in front of the Holy Majesty, and has almost become the eyes, eyes, mouth and nose of the Holy Majesty, like a combination of the chief executive and the supervisory censor. He obviously does not have any official title, but he can freely enter and leave any place and supervise everything for the Holy Majesty. matter.
It's not that no one has questioned it, but most people don't have the guts to offend her, because although the national teacher is a beautiful woman, she is extremely stern and selfless inside, and cannot please her. More importantly, she also undertakes the task of divination and stargazing. As long as she said a word, the people in Fengluan Chunen's car could be sent to the cold palace in an instant, and the sons of the veteran officials of the three dynasties could be directly demoted from the Hanlin Academy to become county magistrates thousands of miles away.
What's more, it was rumored that she might have become the woman of the sage, but because the sage needed her ability, she stayed in Huixian Palace, the Qingxiu palace of the past dynasties, and did not go to the harem.
As soon as the national teacher stepped into Huixian Palace, he saw the emperor sitting on the futon in the center, and immediately dismissed the wives who served him.
As soon as the resplendent gate of Huixian Palace was closed, the national teacher saluted: "Zhenyue sees Your Majesty."
The emperor faced the slowly rotating water astronomical platform in the shrine, with his back to her: "You smell musty and bloody."
His voice was unhurried, without any emotion.But the national teacher heard his displeasure—at least, he didn't agree.
So she went behind the screen to change her outer robe: "This minister is doing all the dirty work for His Majesty, so he will be contaminated with this smell to some extent. If Your Majesty doesn't like it, then next time I will take a bath first and then come to see you."
The emperor's voice was still peaceful through the screen: "If there is a catastrophe today, the situation is sympathetic, there is no need to see blood."
Grabbing a handful of the smoke above the smoker cage, the national teacher walked out of the screen with a sandalwood scent all over his body: "Zhenyue doesn't want to do this either, but mortals have bad memories, and they can't remember them without seeing blood. If you don’t go to prison, one day you will be ruined.”
She stepped forward, and when she walked to the side of the emperor, she saw that he was holding a chess piece in his hand, and it landed on the chessboard between the two futons. She looked very leisurely, but the words she said were shocking: "It's bad!" Is it a big deal for me, or a big deal for you?"
At this time, Zhenyue had already walked to the futon opposite him. Hearing this, she immediately bowed her head and said: "Your Majesty's important affairs are Zhenyue's important affairs, and Zhenyue will never betray Your Majesty!"
"I don't doubt that you will betray." The emperor picked up a white piece from the opposite chess basket, "I don't worry about it either."
Zhenyue raised her head slowly, just as she saw the emperor raised his eyes slightly.The bright candlelight smudged his face, his brows were like silver hooks, his eyes were like stars, his expression was always calm, but in this kind of peace, there was the taste of looking down on all living beings, not the indifference without hostility.
"Zhenyue, let me say it again, don't pay attention to other useless things, otherwise you will fall into the magic barrier if you don't pay attention, it will only affect your practice."
Zhenyue pursed her lower lips, lowered her eyes and kowtowed again: "I know."
***
After tasting all the dishes, Ye Heng walked around the room holding his belly to digest after a full meal: "You said that Zhaocai was possessed, but the dishes were not tampered with, so the one who possessed him Goblin, the purpose is not to directly hurt us?"
"It's not clear, and I don't feel the evil spirit. But since he is possessed, he must have plans in Ye Mansion, so we should be careful. Come on, you wear this."
Ye Heng turned around, and found that Bailong conjured a ring out of nowhere, and put it around his neck before he saw it clearly.
"Hey!"
Ye Heng shrank his neck from the cold, lowered his head and pulled up the thing, the result was beyond his expectation - it was a necklace, inlaid with gold and jade, very delicate and beautiful, with fine lines engraved on the ring, the middle There is also a row of five-color orbs that can be fiddled with on the lower edge.
However, beauty is beauty, he has always had a bloody impression of the jewelry that Bailong gave him, so he looked at Bailong suspiciously: "Could it be made of your scales and blood again? "
"No, it's made by smelting," Bai Long helped him lift the hair under the collar, "it's still like a ring, you have to wear it every day, no matter who coaxes you to take it off, you can't take it off."
"Why, now you look at me every day, and you still use this thing to supervise me." Ye Heng moaned and expressed dissatisfaction, but touched the beads on it with his fingers lovingly.
"Who told you to go back..."
"Hey! You said you didn't mention it yourself!" Ye Heng quickly pressed his lips with his sharp eyes, "If you break the rules, I won't follow the rules next time."
Bai Long raised his eyebrows, then opened his mouth and lightly bit Ye Heng's finger and sucked it.
"Ah! Don't play with me!" Ye Heng quickly pinched his chin, retracted his fingers and wiped the robe lapel twice, before he wiped off the wet touch, he felt light under his feet, yes He was hugged by Bai Long: "Little Ye Zi, why don't we take a bath today?"
"What are you washing... ah!"
After a long-lost quarrel, Ye Heng fell sleepily on Bailong's chest and fell asleep. Before going out the next day, he tucked the collar under his coat—this accessory looks too expensive, so he can't dress up when giving gruel. So ostentatious.
However, as soon as the door opened the door of Ye's house, he saw a boat rowing on the water outside, with a yellow lantern with the word "official" hanging on the bow, and then the boat stopped at the door, and two people climbed out of the boat tent. The policemen were dressed just like those two yesterday, and one of them crossed the steps and entered the door.
Seeing this, Ye Heng cupped his hands at them in confusion: "I don't know what the two big brothers are looking for Ye Mou?"
Without further ado, the messenger took out a moisture-proof oil-paper envelope from his pocket and handed it over. Ye Heng opened it and saw that it was the receipt document he had read yesterday, and even the slightly blurred ink blobs on the last word were exactly the same.
Ye Heng raised his head, puzzled and said, "This is not..."
While he was speaking, a tall and burly yamen servant behind him lifted two large boxes over the threshold with his own strength, and unceremoniously lifted the lid of the boxes in front of everyone.
"Young Master Ye, you don't need to say much. Our two colleagues have already been beaten fifty sticks each for accepting things that shouldn't be accepted. I hope you can be a good person today and don't hurt us because of your reputation as a filial son."
Having said this, Ye Heng couldn't do without signing.After scribbling the amount of the silver, and signed it, Ye Heng boarded the boat and hurried away, feeling panicked along the way, and his right eyelid jumped up sharply as if he was stimulated by something.
Ye Heng was so flustered that he quickly pressed his right eyelid with one hand and fiddled with his left eyelid with the other.
Bai Long watched from the side, couldn't help but feel strange: "What are you doing?"
"Didn't it mean that the left eye jumped for money, and the right eye jumped for disaster? I pressed my right eyelid, and then... Hey! No! Money is a disaster for me!"
Bai Long couldn't help laughing: "Okay, don't mess with it. Since someone was watching us yesterday, something will happen sooner or later. Let's wait and see."
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