Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

It was mentioned in the original text that in order to cure Yiyi, Liu Huangnian once found a holy healing product in a certain mountain in Taohua Village.

It is said that the medicine can cure all diseases when it arrives.Women take it to beautify their skin, and men take it to not only strengthen their bodies but also strengthen their yang for a longer period of time.

I forgot the name, but according to the routine, it should be something like epiphyllum lotus.

Anyway, I don't know herbal medicine, so just find two grasses to poison the hero to death.

Qin Hegui walked to the entrance of the village with this evil thought in mind. Along the way, there were endless peach blossoms and gurgling streams. Peach blossom trees were planted in front of every house. , the world was plunged into a snow-white pink.

A little girl in coarse linen and braids was sitting by the river bank at the entrance of the village, looking around, with her short legs twitching non-stop, not knowing what she was looking at.

[Role identity: NPC]

[Sub-task: Explore the truth about beauty and white hair]

A light blue light screen appeared next to the little girl's head, showing her identity and mission objective.

Qin Hegui walked over, stood still, and put on a gentle expression of a big brother who thought he was amiable and amiable, but in reality he revealed a vaguely obscene smile and said, "Hey, little sister, my brother asked you something... "

"Wow!! Daddy——there is a ghost, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!…””

The little girl burst into tears.

The person who appeared in front of him was covered in blood all over his body, his robe was torn and tattered, his white hair stuck to his cheeks, and he couldn't see his overall face clearly while wearing a bamboo hat.

Only a pair of big hands exposed outside the sleeves could be seen, with bulging phalanges and bulging blue blood vessels, exuding a deathly morbid whiteness.

"...Me? Ghost?"

Qin Hegui was stunned, and subconsciously said, "I'm really a good person."

Have you ever seen a bad guy call himself a bad guy?

The little girl was crying loudly, with snot and tears streaming down her nose, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

Qin Hegui was very puzzled, didn't the original text say that senior brother Qin Hegui is a handsome guy?How did you scare the children to tears?

He pretended to cough twice, and just about to defend himself, the system suddenly squeaked.

[Subquest in progress——]

[Task progress 10%]

All the people and things around stopped time. Seeing this, Qin Hegui immediately said dog-leggedly, "Master Liu, give me a little reminder."

Sixth Master was happy, and replied: [Just ask what you want to ask. 】

"Thank you, sir! Then, what do you mean by hiding the character?"

Liu Ye said: [You are not the only traveler. 】

Qin Hegui groaned, his eyes had already seen too much, and he said directly: "Tell me, where is Cucumber's cave? I, an innocent reader, have already passed through books, and he, a cheater, is absolutely forced to pass through books."

Readers and authors, absolutely true love.

The author has to wear the book, and the reader has to bear the blame.

If you want to ask why, the system's brain is pumped.

Wearing books for a while, go home to the crematorium.

【Where he is is none of my business.I only care about whether you can successfully complete the main quest to earn points for me, you rubbish showman, you are the worst host I have ever brought. 】

"Hey! How do you talk, kid!"

Mr. Liu smiled coldly, and his tone stinks again: [By the way, to remind you, the full name of the game is "Driving Crazy Readers, Frustrated to Death, Author Laughing to Death, Passers-by's Strongest Anti-Routine System", don't think things are so simple, our company His brain is definitely bigger than yours, and he has seen more stalks than you.Don't play tricks with us, you are not worthy. 】

Qin Hegui said speechlessly: "Shouldn't you just wear a book? Look at what you can do. If you look at other articles, they are all about wearing a book to meet rebirth, body exchange, and survival in the last days. What are you? It's just a kid playing with mud!"

Qin Hegui raised his middle finger, "I have eaten more NaCl than you have eaten starch, and drank more acetic acid than you have ever drunk H2O."

"I bet on my many years of experience in online literature. I have been in the male channel for many years. I have not seen any bloody plots? No matter what routines or stalks, you just come, if you can't bear it, I will lose."

Sixth Master smiled meaningfully.

[You are still young, you don't understand.I hope you won't regret what you just said in the future. 】

The Law of True Fragrance shines brightly.

Qin Hegui suddenly covered his eyes, "Oh shit, my eyelids started to twitch again! Damn it must be poisonous!"

Why are other people's systems so kind, cute and omnipotent? They bring their own plug-in cheats to help the host reach the sky in one step, pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, and beat sluts in the face.

Qin Hegui was a little aggrieved, "Could it be because I didn't recharge the money? Your system is a gift from the game, and you don't need money, so it's rubbish."

The systems in the novel are deceptive.

The real system doesn't bother with the host at all.

【Oh. 】

[The hosts I met before were all crazy and cool dicks, with thick and long golden fingers, and the whole world owes him an Oscar statuette.As for you...the whole world owes you a look of caring for the mentally retarded. 】

The sixth master calmly said these words, Qin Hegui always felt that he was molested by this artificial intelligence, and he was completely powerless to fight back.

"I want to sue you!" Qin Hegui gritted his teeth.

[Only SVIP players are eligible. 】

"Garbage system!"

[Get out of your mother, don't force me. 】

……

The little braided girl was still howling, with snot and tears, crying as much aggrieved as she wanted.

If you continue to cry, I will watch you cry.

How long can an NPC cry?You have to break the news to me sooner or later, after all, the only role of NPC is to promote the development of the plot.It is better to retire directly if the dignified NPC does not promote the plot.

So Qin He returned to his original place and sat down, scratching his feet, silently watching the little girl cry and scream for half an hour, almost shattering his eardrums.

Women are so scary, they can howl for so long.

When the little girl was almost crying, Qin Hegui's feet were almost scratched, adjusted his tone, and asked softly: "Little sister, do you know which mountain near here has herbs? Where do adults usually go?" Collecting medicine from a mountain?"

The little girl rolled her eyes, covered her face, pointed to a snow mountain not far away, and said pitifully, "There are many, many precious herbs in that mountain."

Qin Hegui looked over with her fingers, and saw a mountain at the end of his field of vision, shrouded in smoke and majestic. Above the mountainside was covered with snow that never melted all year round, and below the mountainside were peach blossoms that had never been defeated for a hundred years.

Peerless elixir is most likely to appear in this kind of snow.

"Thank you, little NPC girl."

The little NPC girl sighed exaggeratedly again, and pretended to be a ghost: "But there are ghosts on that mountain!"

Qin Hegui smiled.

Don't think he doesn't know, "Those Years I Was a Demon King" is a book on cultivating immortals, not a supernatural book at all!Where did the ghost come from!

Qin Hegui suppressed a smile and said, "Why did you say that? Have you ever seen a ghost?"

When the little girl saw that Qin Hegui was not a ghost, but an ordinary person with extremely ugly appearance and rough and tattered clothes, the fear in her heart dissipated.

She flattened her mouth, rolled her gorgeous white eyes, and said with a bad attitude, "What I heard is not good!"

Then she turned her head away again, pulled her face and muttered in a low voice: "It's not your fault for being ugly, it's your problem for being scary."

Qin Hegui:? ? ?

Wow, NPCs are really tempered these days~

I am the only male villain cannon fodder with a head, a face, a name and a surname in my majestic stallion novel, and I am a pure man who stands out among the many Yingying Yanyans. The author has officially certified that I am still rich!It's just a little bit inferior to the male lead.

And you call me ugly! ! !

It's not your fault to be blind, it's your fault to talk nonsense.

Qin Hegui heard her tone, as if he owed her millions, as bad as a renter collecting rent, instantly refreshed his understanding of traditional NPCs.

Traditional NPC, cowardly and weak; Ask whatever you answer, no temper; IQ is zero, EQ is negative; When something happens, the hero shouts for help.

Qin Hegui smiled and said, "A cute child like you should be beaten up to feel the society's selfless love for you."

The little girl spat.

"I think you are crazy."

She hadn't even wiped off her snot and tears, so she sucked her nose forcefully, with a very cocky attitude, with her chest tilted and her brows frowned, looking at him with disgust.

Even though he was despised by a brat, Qin Hegui was not angry, he smiled playfully, and acted coquettishly in a greasy middle-aged uncle's tone, and said pretentiously, "Share with my brother what you've heard~"

The little girl was startled, took a breath, staggered back a few steps, then rubbed her eyes, and said with a trace of grievance and crying: "Uncle, your eyes hurt so much."

Qin Hegui: ...

Is it my handsomeness that blinds your titanium alloy dog ​​eyes?

Qin Hegui bowed a heartbroken tear for himself.

Why bother to kill each other when both of us are actors?Why do they both have to embarrass each other?We should work together to bring down the male lead.

When cannon fodder meets an NPC, even an NPC can bully him, there is no human rights at all.

The little girl almost cried and said: "I also heard from others that there are often women crying on the mountain, and there are ghost children singing songs in the middle of the night. It is very scary. My father said that people died there before, and the female ghost took her life." , whoever hears that cry will be captured and eaten by the female ghost."

female ghost?Child?Kill?

This plot is a hidden plot, which is not included in the original book. It should be a plot supplemented by the system to fill in the source of the plague of "beauty and white hair".

"Please, don't ask me. I really don't know. My father won't let me go near that mountain, and my mother won't let me play with psychos. I'm going home."

Qin Hegui still wanted to ask something, but the little girl ran away after finishing talking like a cannonball, giving full play to the role of the NPC.They are only responsible for promoting the plot, providing information, not participating in any form of fighting, and deciphering the truth.

Tool man hammers.

Since the NPCs have said that there are ghosts in the mountain, it proves that there are indeed ghosts in the mountain, and it also proves in disguise that there are peerless treasures in the mountain.

According to Shuangwen's ten thousand year law, if there are ghosts in the mountains, there must be treasures.

Qin Hegui sighed, "Sixth Master, give me a cheating assistant."

【impossible. 】

Qin Hegui laughed angrily, 【You don't even send me a novice guide, how do I know about herbal medicine? Do you want me to poison the hero to death?】

Beginner's guide?

The system suddenly felt guilty, and then pretended to be profound and chuckled: [Let's dream, the hero can't die.You pick herbs at will, relying on the hero's aggressive nature, no matter what, the herbs you pick will be peerless panacea. 】

It seemed that he was beating himself, but he actually told himself the solution.

System, you duplicitous little goblin.

Qin Hegui said thoughtfully, "Then can I take it for myself?"

[If you are not using it for the male lead, then the herbs you pick will be up to fate, whether it will poison you or not depends on your luck. 】

"Go away, I don't want to see you."

Qin Hegui angrily strode forward, when he suddenly heard a loud rumbling noise, he raised his head in surprise, and saw a thunderbolt, sparks and lightning all the way, descending from the sky, majestic.

The most frightening thing was that the thunder rushed straight at him! !

Thunderbolt? !One hundred thousand volts? !Pikachu reborn? !

Qin Hegui didn't have time to react at all. He watched the thunder and lightning attacking him but couldn't dodge. He was struck to death without even swearing.