Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

"Brother, what are you doing in such a hurry?"

The young man kept walking without looking back.The morning sun was slightly cool, and the cold wind was slightly icy, even with his loose robe raised restlessly, his posture was full of "You are so annoying, don't mess with me", as if he couldn't avoid himself.

Suddenly, he remembered Qin Hegui from before.

Where there are gaps, some weeds will eventually flourish, their roots stinging into the heart wall, and their leaves festering on the surface of the soil.

Such a cold and hard Qin Hegui.

Liu Huangnian laughed with a chuckle, and quickly followed Qin Hegui, blocking his way calmly, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and his voice was as cold as ice.

"fear me?"

I am afraid of you!You are greedy for me!

Looking at the tall and straight figure in front of him, he was obviously not an adult, but he was a head taller than himself.

Qin Hegui only felt that the tiger's body trembled, the chrysanthemum tightened, the macho man wept, and the world collapsed.

Qin Hegui closed his eyes, took a deep breath, "Junior brother, you're not yet eighteen, right?"

Liu Huangnian didn't know what he was thinking, and said slowly: "You are seventeen years old."

"You're not yet an adult, you should be dating early!" Qin Hegui said with a bit of complacency as if he had caught a life-saving straw.

"Adult? Sex?"

Liu Huangnian frowned, and looked at Qin Hegui suspiciously, "Brother, recently you've become more and more confused when speaking, brother, are you speaking a local dialect?"

I speak so standard Mandarin, but you say I speak a dialect.

When Qin Hegui was studying, he was hovering on the edge of perfect scores in science and mathematics, but hovering on the edge of zero in politics, history and geography. He was just a typical science guy with low EQ and high IQ. He was full of xyz wars between heaven and man.

As for some ancient cumbersome etiquette and literary terms, he is even ignorant, and at most he just yells a few words.

Young idler, an old beggar.

I didn't endorse before, but now I cry three lines.

Qin Hegui broke into a cold sweat, nodded and said, "That's right, it's the dialect. We have a lot of dialects in our village."

"Which village?"

Qin Hegui blurted out: "Widow Village."

Liu Huang let out a long sigh, his tone rose, his peach eyes narrowed slightly, and he said slowly: "Widow Village? The name doesn't sound very good."

While talking, he quickly glanced at his lower body.

It's a man who knows what it means.

Qin Hegui looked at the hairs in his heart and secretly thought that something was wrong.I could only cough twice, my face didn't turn red and my heart didn't beat, I opened my eyes and said nonsense: "What are you thinking about you, people in our village are sunny and optimistic, love and help each other, and the relationship between men and women is very pure, don't think about it."

Liu Huangnian didn't think much about it, but when he saw his appearance as a people's teacher, he thought it was funny, so he couldn't help but want to tease him, put the tip of his tongue on his teeth, turned around, and spit out two words.

"widow?"

The young man leaned over suddenly, and his long loose hair slanted down, half-hiding his brows, his expression was too gorgeous and lazy, and there was a faint glow of ambiguity.

"Do you like it?"

He laughed lazily, the dark circles under his eyes changed slightly with his pupils, revealing two canine teeth with malicious intentions, "So you like this kind—"

The ending tune was deliberately elongated, and the young man spoke in a dark and dragging voice, with cynicism and sarcasm between the lines, and a contemptuous smile on his brows and eyes.

Nima's yellow waste!

Who the hell likes widows!

Qin Hegui's face turned dry, he dressed in a suit and walked away angrily, but he still couldn't help uttering a Sichuan dialect, "You little kid always thinks about things you can't eat, you know how to shovel. "(Translation: You kid thinks bad things all day long, what do you know.)

Where is the biggest charm of Sichuan dialect?

The biggest charm is that no matter what you say, it sounds like a curse.So as the saying goes, don't scold people from Sichuan.You will be scolded until your parents don't know you.People from Sichuan can swear at you without repetition, but you can't understand what he is swearing except that you know he is swearing at you.

Liu Huangnian didn't understand what he was saying.

The young man's black hair stood up simply, and he was wearing a coir raincoat, revealing only a fragile and pale neck, which was too eye-catching in the cold wind, and broke like a stalk of straw.

He looked bony and indifferent, and tried his best to pretend to be very angry, but the beautiful and ascetic Dan Fengyan couldn't show anger.

Liu Huangnian couldn't help smiling, "You're scolding me again?"

"No! Don't dare!" Qin Hegui stabbed stiffly.

"En?" With the blessing of the Zu'an effect that comes with Sichuan dialect, Liu Huangnian naturally didn't believe his nonsense, walked up slowly, and said slowly: "Senior brother, where are you from?"

"I want you to take care of it!"

"It's really a widow's village?" Liu Huangnian laughed, he didn't expect this person to be so teasing, blushing and never looking sideways, even if he was killed, he wouldn't even look at him more.

"Angry?"

Qin Hegui had goose bumps all over his body.

Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me, a big man, to get angry because I was driving faster than others?

So he raised his eyelids and replied: "Chengdu City, Sichuan Province, the People's Republic of China, the hometown of the national treasure giant panda is my hometown."

"..."

"I come from a place called Earth. It's a village, a small place. It's inconspicuous at all. I don't even bother to record it on the map. Don't worry about it."

Our earth is indeed not big, that is, the equatorial radius reaches 6378.137 kilometers, the polar radius reaches 6356.752 kilometers, the average radius is about 6371 kilometers, and the equatorial circumference is almost 40076 kilometers.

Liu Huangnian was stunned for a moment, "Earth? I've never heard of it, I'd like to visit it when I have time."

Let's see what kind of village can raise a bastard like Qin Hegui who is not afraid of death.

He paused for a moment, then suddenly said, "Is anyone in your village having sex?"

Qin Hegui glanced at him vigilantly, "What are you doing? Want to date a girl from our village? Dream on!"

It seems that the target means falling in love.

Liu Huangnian shrugged carelessly, neither denying nor admitting.

The early morning sun shone on his shoulders, casting a slightly thin and perfectly proportioned shadow, overlapping with Qin Hegui's tall and straight shadow, criss-crossing and covering each other.

Something broke through the shackles and gushed out, and the blood was surging.

Looking at it from a distance, it seemed that his shadow was stepping on Qin Hegui's shadow, blending into one and inseparable.

It is said that stepping on a person's shadow can trap him for a lifetime.

For some reason Liu Huangnian suddenly thought of this legend.The younger junior sisters of Qingyunmen always wanted to step on his shadow, and often laughed behind his back, winking and making fun of him.

After a long time, he asked them why in puzzlement, and the girls laughed ambiguously at each other.

Later, a little girl told him that if you step on a person's shadow, you can stay with him for a lifetime.

Then the little girl thumped and jumped behind him, stepped on his shadow vigorously, raised her head, and said with a smile: "I like you. I have stepped on your shadow."

After the little girl finished speaking, she hummed and danced away, looking in a good mood.

Liu Huangnian couldn't help laughing, and was about to say, "It's all a legend, isn't it fake?" Suddenly, he felt a chill behind his back, turned his head, and saw Qin Hegui on the top of the mountain, looking down at him, indifferent like a sharp-edged piece thin ice.

His shadow spread on the bluestone path in the mountains, and there was a feeling of loneliness spreading out, quickly occupying every inch of the corner like cell division, but he was lonely, as if he was about to melt under the scorching sun.

At that time, Liu Huang was only 14 years old, and it was the most rebellious and gloomy time.And the person he hates the most is Qin Hegui.

He and Qin Hegui were incompatible, both of them were icebergs, yet they didn't like each other, and they always tripped each other secretly.

Qingyun Gate is full of locust trees, extending from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain, shining brightly in the dazzling summer sun, full of noisy green, mottled annual rings, and suddenly the singing of cicadas, which is complicated and prosperous.

The man was wearing a loose blue robe, his face was like a crown of jade, and a long blue sword was twirling at his waist.The surrounding air was cold, and he still stood on the top of the mountain with his hands behind his back, staring at him for a moment.

His eyes became dark, as if he was sizing up a prey.

Liu Huangnian frowned, his eyes full of conquest made him very unhappy, he was thinking not to have too much contact with him, but before he had time to avoid it, he was held down by someone and fell to the ground.

In an instant, the cold fragrance of plum blossom mixed with the bitter fragrance of locust tree lingered up.

During the struggle, he accidentally knocked his jaw on the ground, bit his lip with his teeth, and tasted rust in his mouth.The cicadas sang more unscrupulously, the sun was too dazzling, so dazzling that Liu Huangnian felt that his shadow was being stepped on by Qin Hegui in a trance.

Qin Hegui suddenly pressed his head, and directly imprisoned him on the ground with his spiritual power, unable to move. Although his movements were rough, he was unhurried and methodical. His voice was calm and clear, and he said every word: "Don't want to escape."

The young man raised his head in astonishment, and just as he was about to take a look at him, Qin Hegui pushed his head back involuntarily.

Then he heard a sentence, vaguely full of helplessness and violence, and he even felt a bit of a sigh.

"Be good, don't make me angry."

He didn't understand why Qin Hegui suddenly held him down and said a lot of incomprehensible words.He tried to turn his head to see Qin Hegui's expression at that time, but Qin Hegui kept pressing him, vowing not to let him turn back.After kneeling for nearly half an hour, he slowly withdrew his hand and let him go with a sneer.

Liu Huangnian still remembered the way he said to get out, but he condescendingly cast a glance at himself, then frowned and left in disgust, as if looking at him more was an insult to himself.

As the sun slanted down, Qin Hegui's dignified shadow also elongated obliquely, gradually thinning and elongating, and just happened to stretch under his feet impartially, and then stopped motionless.

Liu Huangnian looked at his back when he stopped, and licked away the blood that had just been accidentally knocked out from the corner of his lips. The rusty taste spread along the tip of his tongue, and he took a step back in a bit of anger, "What do you mean?"

Came all the way here just to humiliate him by pushing him to the ground?

Deliberately using shadows to disgust yourself?

"Qin Hegui, you are really disgusting." He spat out a mouthful of blood, the bloody smell on the tip of his tongue hadn't dissipated, and the cruelty in his eyes became more and more obvious.

Qin Hegui laughed lightly after hearing this.Turning his head and stabbing coldly: "Disgusting? You have never seen anything more disgusting."

"you!"

"I?"

Liu Huangnian giggled, he stood up straight unsteadily, and looked at Qin Hegui from a half-up angle, because of the backlight, every part of his face was blurred and gentle.

"Qin Hegui, you keep pestering me like this, do you like me—"

The tone was obviously very arrogant and conceited, but Qin Hegui's pupils shrank suddenly, and then he calmed down instantly, and said coldly, "Master told you to practice better, don't lose face to our Qingyun sect."

Qin Hegui dropped a sentence lightly, extremely stingy, reluctant to take another look, and left mercilessly, without looking back or explaining too much, coming and going without a trace.

Under the arrogant temperature of summer, he used the cruelest way to leave a strong and cold stroke in Liu Huangnian's youth.