Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?
Chapter 32 Fuck You I Like You
Sighing inwardly, feeling uncomfortable all the time, Qin Hegui glanced at Liu Huangnian's unnatural side face.
The eyelashes are long and curly, the bridge of the nose is straight, the lips that have been kissed gently or forcefully are thin and beautiful, and the eyelids are raised, which is the most affectionate and ungrateful face.
But the person who is ruthless and ungrateful is probably not Liu Huangnian.
Qin Hegui pulled up the corners of his mouth and smiled like a self-deprecating smile. Facing this kind of scumbag who loves one another, he naturally wants to be worse than him, follow the path of a scumbag, and let the scumbag have nowhere to go!
Liu Huangnian, you are asshole as you are, I am more scumbag than you!
Want to play a love game, right?Come, just come, grandpa will teach you to be a scumbag!Just play if you want to play, I will play you to death!
Liu Huangnian said slowly: "Qin Hegui, do you understand? I like you, not the kind between friends, but the kind that wants to be with you for the rest of my life, the kind that traps you in my arms... "
Liu Huangnian did not continue in the second half of the sentence, it is the liking that wants to fuck you until you cry, the liking that wants you to have a baby for me, the liking that wants to be buried in your body so that you don't have to come out.
The person on the other side sneered.
Liu Huangnian said he likes himself?Does he, a stallion male lead, know what liking is?It's nothing more than lower-body animals, and he likes anything that looks a little past.
Isn't Yiyi the best example?
Thinking of this, Qin Hegui's ignorance surged into irritability, he pushed him away, his eyes were cold, and he scolded coldly: "Enough! Stop talking!"
"……it is good."
His reaction was as expected, Liu Huangnian smiled lightly, not in a hurry for his response, and stretched out his hand slowly, his slender, white fingers waved in front of Qin Hegui's eyes, and then landed on his lips superior.
Lips are bright red, hands are cold white, one red and one white are very beautiful.
Liu Huangnian caressed his lips carefully, feeling that they were soft to the touch, pretending to remain the same, he said unhurriedly: "You don't have to rush to give me an answer."
Qin Hegui suddenly shook off his hand.
The first skill of "Qin's Ancestral Acting Skills Secret Recipe" - playing hard to get.
"Still fucking like it, and still fucking stay together for life! Do you know what the premise of staying together is?"
Liu Huangnian blurted out: "Love."
Qin Hegui yin and yang said strangely: "Fart, it's all about looks! It's said that 'looks' stay together must depend on looks!"
Liu Huangnian couldn't help laughing, he became vaguely nervous, feeling that the development of the matter was out of his control, he pretended to be calm and said: "Why did you say that?"
"I think you forgot Yiyi by the Daming Lake again."
Liu Huangnian had no choice but to hide his face and said, "Do you have to keep mentioning this matter?"
I was ignorant at the time, and my sister accepted it when she delivered it to my door. Now that my daughter-in-law repeatedly insists on this matter, I feel regretful.
"Tsk, scumbag."
Liu Huangnian raised his eyebrows, chose to ignore his provocation, and said slowly: "Qin Hegui, I have plenty of time, slow, slow, wait."
I just want to tell him purely and without any interest relationship - I like you.
Facing the male lead's passionate confession, Qin Hegui only asked, "What do you like about me?"
The second technique of "The Secret Recipe of Qin's Acting Skills Handed down from Ancestors"-Question and Answer of Death.
Liu Huangnian thought about it, but he didn't understand why he liked him, so after thinking for a long time, he uttered a sentence: "I don't know. Maybe it's because you... are stupid?"
There is no reason to like someone.
Thinking of the days when she entered and exited Qingyun Sect, she couldn't get anything she wanted, and she could only watch her dying when facing the person she wanted to save.
Thinking of those lonely and boring days without a trace of color, no one hummed ridiculous songs to make me happy, so I gradually moved towards a distorted and depressed self.
Thinking of hiding in a dark corner, bone-biting cold and blood everywhere, carefully peeping at the thing I want to possess.
Thinking of the excuses I made, I was ecstatic that I had found someone I could always love, even if it was absurd.
I still think of the night in the cave, the way Qin Hegui looked at him? It was indifferent and cold, with a sharp light, as if he had seen through his twisted and dirty heart.
But didn't he hug such a dark and sinister self in the end?He clearly knew what kind of person he was, and he knew all the shame in his heart, but he still embraced him without hesitation.
Liu Huangnian watched Qin Hegui quietly.
At a glance, the person you like will shine in the crowd. His eyes are the prettiest, his eyebrows are the prettiest, his mouth is the prettiest, his voice is the best, and his temper is the gentlest. Simply the best in the world.
"That's all?" Qin Hegui waited for a long time but didn't wait for his next words. He hated iron and steel and said, "You should talk about love after chasing someone! How powerful is your boyfriend! Didn't you return a basket of earthy love words before?" !"
Liu Huangnian: "No, Master didn't teach."
Qin Hegui: "You deserve to be single..."
"..."
Qin Hegui glanced at him with some disappointment, and said hoarsely, "Liu Huangnian, do you know what liking is?"
Liu Huangnian didn't speak, but curled up his fingers slightly, his eyes were as hot as the scorching sun, as if he was looking at him with all his strength, humble to the extreme from the bottom of his heart.
Sure enough, I don't understand, I'm just a kid playing in mud!
Qin Hegui rubbed his temples, and said with a headache, "Don't just like others like a fool just because they treat you a little better. How do you know if he has good intentions? There are so many liars these days, you more or less You have to be a little bit defensive, right?"
The drama on the stage has come to an end, Daji and King Zhou disappeared in the billowing smoke, and everyone on and off the stage cried together, feeling sad for this poignant love.
What is like?
What's the secret to liking?
Can you treat liking as a martial art and practice slowly?
"Maybe I don't know what liking is."
The young man suddenly opened his mouth, his voice was low and his eyes were a little dark, and he narrated word by word in a slow tone: "I just want you, my sister told me, don't hesitate when you meet the right person, hesitation will only miss you, will only let you go." Both of them fell into self-torture. Qin Hegui, I don't want to miss you."
He raised his eyes calmly, "Qin Hegui, do you know what liking is?"
These words stopped Qin He.
When I was a student, the teacher always knocked on the blackboard, pointed at the small white chalk characters, and shouted hysterically: "What is a quadratic function!? What is the definition of a quadratic function!? What is the image of a quadratic function!? "
Qin Hegui was always distracted while turning his pen, and then dismissed the get out of class.
So, what is liking?What is the definition of like?What is the psychological activity of liking someone?
Qin Hegui felt as if he had gotten a clueless math finale. He couldn't find the answer, couldn't draw the auxiliary line, and didn't have any clues. He could only rest the pen tip on the paper in a daze, and write down a solution. , no more text.
He thinks he understands, but he has exposed some problems after being single for so many years.He may not know what liking is, and he may not care about others, and live too much himself.
"It's okay, just think about it slowly."
Seeing his silence, Liu Huangnian just raised the corners of his mouth patiently, "I'll wait for you to think it over and give me an answer."
"Oh, can I refuse then?"
Liu Huangnian smiled, and then Qin Hegui clearly saw that the blackening value had soared from 1% to 80%, and the system issued a sharp alarm!
Qin Hegui:? ? ?
My eyes have cataracts again.
I just fucking said a word!Are you kidding me that your blackening value has soared so much? !
"Brother, calm down, brother! I didn't mean that! You've misunderstood! Misunderstood!" Qin Hegui was so frightened that he couldn't choose what to say, and his mind flew out of his wits, fearing that the hero would break his neck in a second, "How dare I Deny! You made a mistake, you made a mistake!"
Liu Huangnian's tense muscles relaxed a bit, he condescendingly glanced at him, and grunted reluctantly.
The blackening value then slowly dropped back to 1%.
Qin Hegui breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the male lead's uncertain face, his teeth itched with hatred, but he bowed his knees and said cautiously: "To be honest... I don't like men."
The blackening value instantly exceeded 95%.
The male protagonist's face is stinky, as if he is about to degenerate into a demon and destroy the world at any moment. Fucking the air, the surrounding air pressure is extremely low.
Qin Hegui immediately changed his words: "No, no! Men are fine too! I'm fine with it, I'm not picky!"
Blackening value reduced to 1%.
Qin Hegui: ...
He tried again: "But I don't like it very much——"
The blackening value is 99%.Liu Huangnian stared at him gloomyly, and there were blue veins on his forehead!
Qin Hegui changed his voice and pretended he didn't see anything: "Your clothes are too green, and the green grassland is on you. Those who didn't know thought you brought the Hulun Buir Grassland to you. It's not that the green color is not good-looking, the main It’s the meaning of it, it’s not very good.”
Blackening value 1%.
The male protagonist was a little puzzled, "This is the clothes of the inner disciples of Qingyunmen..."
It turned out to be a school uniform.
Qin Hegui looked at his white school uniform, then at Liu Huangnian's cyan school uniform, and had to admit that the cyan school uniform was better-looking, with a more concise and elegant style, and more exquisite patterns.
At least Liu Huangnian appeared to be a fairy in a daze.
Qin Hegui coughed, and put on a show: "But I don't want to just promise you like this. After all, I'm a man, and I'm a steel hunk..."
The blackening value gradually rose to 98%.
Qin Hegui changed his voice again: "If you are willing to chase me, you can consider it."
The blackening value returns to 1%.
After going back and forth a few times, Qin Hegui finally understood that this blackening value is just like playing games. He agreed, and the blackening value will remain at 1%, but he refused, and the blackening value immediately became scary.
Liu Huangnian, you are really stingy.
So Qin Hegui stopped talking, but stared unscrupulously into the male lead's eyes, the two of them stared at each other like this, and those who didn't know thought that the two of them had enmity.
Liu Huangnian was defeated first: "Okay, I won't force you, just give me an answer when you think about it. By the way, I only listen to good news. If the answer you give me is not good news, I will automatically forget it." Pretend you didn't hear it."
Anyway, you are deaf when I refuse, and you can't hear what I say.
Liu Huangnian went on to say: "If you don't agree, I'll, die, pester, die, beat me. I'll pester you until you agree. If you keep not agreeing to me, I'll tie you up, break your legs, and destroy you." Lost all the muscles and bones, locked in the deep mountains and old forests."
He spoke confidently and forcefully, without any shame, as if he was saying that the weather is nice today, but it was extremely lethal, and he was frantically probing on the edge of crime.
"..."
Liu Huangnian, can you show some face?
And don't you think that your ruthless words are a fucking secondary?How old are you still playing bundled play?Today's rotten girls don't like to look at the little black house anymore!
The eyelashes are long and curly, the bridge of the nose is straight, the lips that have been kissed gently or forcefully are thin and beautiful, and the eyelids are raised, which is the most affectionate and ungrateful face.
But the person who is ruthless and ungrateful is probably not Liu Huangnian.
Qin Hegui pulled up the corners of his mouth and smiled like a self-deprecating smile. Facing this kind of scumbag who loves one another, he naturally wants to be worse than him, follow the path of a scumbag, and let the scumbag have nowhere to go!
Liu Huangnian, you are asshole as you are, I am more scumbag than you!
Want to play a love game, right?Come, just come, grandpa will teach you to be a scumbag!Just play if you want to play, I will play you to death!
Liu Huangnian said slowly: "Qin Hegui, do you understand? I like you, not the kind between friends, but the kind that wants to be with you for the rest of my life, the kind that traps you in my arms... "
Liu Huangnian did not continue in the second half of the sentence, it is the liking that wants to fuck you until you cry, the liking that wants you to have a baby for me, the liking that wants to be buried in your body so that you don't have to come out.
The person on the other side sneered.
Liu Huangnian said he likes himself?Does he, a stallion male lead, know what liking is?It's nothing more than lower-body animals, and he likes anything that looks a little past.
Isn't Yiyi the best example?
Thinking of this, Qin Hegui's ignorance surged into irritability, he pushed him away, his eyes were cold, and he scolded coldly: "Enough! Stop talking!"
"……it is good."
His reaction was as expected, Liu Huangnian smiled lightly, not in a hurry for his response, and stretched out his hand slowly, his slender, white fingers waved in front of Qin Hegui's eyes, and then landed on his lips superior.
Lips are bright red, hands are cold white, one red and one white are very beautiful.
Liu Huangnian caressed his lips carefully, feeling that they were soft to the touch, pretending to remain the same, he said unhurriedly: "You don't have to rush to give me an answer."
Qin Hegui suddenly shook off his hand.
The first skill of "Qin's Ancestral Acting Skills Secret Recipe" - playing hard to get.
"Still fucking like it, and still fucking stay together for life! Do you know what the premise of staying together is?"
Liu Huangnian blurted out: "Love."
Qin Hegui yin and yang said strangely: "Fart, it's all about looks! It's said that 'looks' stay together must depend on looks!"
Liu Huangnian couldn't help laughing, he became vaguely nervous, feeling that the development of the matter was out of his control, he pretended to be calm and said: "Why did you say that?"
"I think you forgot Yiyi by the Daming Lake again."
Liu Huangnian had no choice but to hide his face and said, "Do you have to keep mentioning this matter?"
I was ignorant at the time, and my sister accepted it when she delivered it to my door. Now that my daughter-in-law repeatedly insists on this matter, I feel regretful.
"Tsk, scumbag."
Liu Huangnian raised his eyebrows, chose to ignore his provocation, and said slowly: "Qin Hegui, I have plenty of time, slow, slow, wait."
I just want to tell him purely and without any interest relationship - I like you.
Facing the male lead's passionate confession, Qin Hegui only asked, "What do you like about me?"
The second technique of "The Secret Recipe of Qin's Acting Skills Handed down from Ancestors"-Question and Answer of Death.
Liu Huangnian thought about it, but he didn't understand why he liked him, so after thinking for a long time, he uttered a sentence: "I don't know. Maybe it's because you... are stupid?"
There is no reason to like someone.
Thinking of the days when she entered and exited Qingyun Sect, she couldn't get anything she wanted, and she could only watch her dying when facing the person she wanted to save.
Thinking of those lonely and boring days without a trace of color, no one hummed ridiculous songs to make me happy, so I gradually moved towards a distorted and depressed self.
Thinking of hiding in a dark corner, bone-biting cold and blood everywhere, carefully peeping at the thing I want to possess.
Thinking of the excuses I made, I was ecstatic that I had found someone I could always love, even if it was absurd.
I still think of the night in the cave, the way Qin Hegui looked at him? It was indifferent and cold, with a sharp light, as if he had seen through his twisted and dirty heart.
But didn't he hug such a dark and sinister self in the end?He clearly knew what kind of person he was, and he knew all the shame in his heart, but he still embraced him without hesitation.
Liu Huangnian watched Qin Hegui quietly.
At a glance, the person you like will shine in the crowd. His eyes are the prettiest, his eyebrows are the prettiest, his mouth is the prettiest, his voice is the best, and his temper is the gentlest. Simply the best in the world.
"That's all?" Qin Hegui waited for a long time but didn't wait for his next words. He hated iron and steel and said, "You should talk about love after chasing someone! How powerful is your boyfriend! Didn't you return a basket of earthy love words before?" !"
Liu Huangnian: "No, Master didn't teach."
Qin Hegui: "You deserve to be single..."
"..."
Qin Hegui glanced at him with some disappointment, and said hoarsely, "Liu Huangnian, do you know what liking is?"
Liu Huangnian didn't speak, but curled up his fingers slightly, his eyes were as hot as the scorching sun, as if he was looking at him with all his strength, humble to the extreme from the bottom of his heart.
Sure enough, I don't understand, I'm just a kid playing in mud!
Qin Hegui rubbed his temples, and said with a headache, "Don't just like others like a fool just because they treat you a little better. How do you know if he has good intentions? There are so many liars these days, you more or less You have to be a little bit defensive, right?"
The drama on the stage has come to an end, Daji and King Zhou disappeared in the billowing smoke, and everyone on and off the stage cried together, feeling sad for this poignant love.
What is like?
What's the secret to liking?
Can you treat liking as a martial art and practice slowly?
"Maybe I don't know what liking is."
The young man suddenly opened his mouth, his voice was low and his eyes were a little dark, and he narrated word by word in a slow tone: "I just want you, my sister told me, don't hesitate when you meet the right person, hesitation will only miss you, will only let you go." Both of them fell into self-torture. Qin Hegui, I don't want to miss you."
He raised his eyes calmly, "Qin Hegui, do you know what liking is?"
These words stopped Qin He.
When I was a student, the teacher always knocked on the blackboard, pointed at the small white chalk characters, and shouted hysterically: "What is a quadratic function!? What is the definition of a quadratic function!? What is the image of a quadratic function!? "
Qin Hegui was always distracted while turning his pen, and then dismissed the get out of class.
So, what is liking?What is the definition of like?What is the psychological activity of liking someone?
Qin Hegui felt as if he had gotten a clueless math finale. He couldn't find the answer, couldn't draw the auxiliary line, and didn't have any clues. He could only rest the pen tip on the paper in a daze, and write down a solution. , no more text.
He thinks he understands, but he has exposed some problems after being single for so many years.He may not know what liking is, and he may not care about others, and live too much himself.
"It's okay, just think about it slowly."
Seeing his silence, Liu Huangnian just raised the corners of his mouth patiently, "I'll wait for you to think it over and give me an answer."
"Oh, can I refuse then?"
Liu Huangnian smiled, and then Qin Hegui clearly saw that the blackening value had soared from 1% to 80%, and the system issued a sharp alarm!
Qin Hegui:? ? ?
My eyes have cataracts again.
I just fucking said a word!Are you kidding me that your blackening value has soared so much? !
"Brother, calm down, brother! I didn't mean that! You've misunderstood! Misunderstood!" Qin Hegui was so frightened that he couldn't choose what to say, and his mind flew out of his wits, fearing that the hero would break his neck in a second, "How dare I Deny! You made a mistake, you made a mistake!"
Liu Huangnian's tense muscles relaxed a bit, he condescendingly glanced at him, and grunted reluctantly.
The blackening value then slowly dropped back to 1%.
Qin Hegui breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the male lead's uncertain face, his teeth itched with hatred, but he bowed his knees and said cautiously: "To be honest... I don't like men."
The blackening value instantly exceeded 95%.
The male protagonist's face is stinky, as if he is about to degenerate into a demon and destroy the world at any moment. Fucking the air, the surrounding air pressure is extremely low.
Qin Hegui immediately changed his words: "No, no! Men are fine too! I'm fine with it, I'm not picky!"
Blackening value reduced to 1%.
Qin Hegui: ...
He tried again: "But I don't like it very much——"
The blackening value is 99%.Liu Huangnian stared at him gloomyly, and there were blue veins on his forehead!
Qin Hegui changed his voice and pretended he didn't see anything: "Your clothes are too green, and the green grassland is on you. Those who didn't know thought you brought the Hulun Buir Grassland to you. It's not that the green color is not good-looking, the main It’s the meaning of it, it’s not very good.”
Blackening value 1%.
The male protagonist was a little puzzled, "This is the clothes of the inner disciples of Qingyunmen..."
It turned out to be a school uniform.
Qin Hegui looked at his white school uniform, then at Liu Huangnian's cyan school uniform, and had to admit that the cyan school uniform was better-looking, with a more concise and elegant style, and more exquisite patterns.
At least Liu Huangnian appeared to be a fairy in a daze.
Qin Hegui coughed, and put on a show: "But I don't want to just promise you like this. After all, I'm a man, and I'm a steel hunk..."
The blackening value gradually rose to 98%.
Qin Hegui changed his voice again: "If you are willing to chase me, you can consider it."
The blackening value returns to 1%.
After going back and forth a few times, Qin Hegui finally understood that this blackening value is just like playing games. He agreed, and the blackening value will remain at 1%, but he refused, and the blackening value immediately became scary.
Liu Huangnian, you are really stingy.
So Qin Hegui stopped talking, but stared unscrupulously into the male lead's eyes, the two of them stared at each other like this, and those who didn't know thought that the two of them had enmity.
Liu Huangnian was defeated first: "Okay, I won't force you, just give me an answer when you think about it. By the way, I only listen to good news. If the answer you give me is not good news, I will automatically forget it." Pretend you didn't hear it."
Anyway, you are deaf when I refuse, and you can't hear what I say.
Liu Huangnian went on to say: "If you don't agree, I'll, die, pester, die, beat me. I'll pester you until you agree. If you keep not agreeing to me, I'll tie you up, break your legs, and destroy you." Lost all the muscles and bones, locked in the deep mountains and old forests."
He spoke confidently and forcefully, without any shame, as if he was saying that the weather is nice today, but it was extremely lethal, and he was frantically probing on the edge of crime.
"..."
Liu Huangnian, can you show some face?
And don't you think that your ruthless words are a fucking secondary?How old are you still playing bundled play?Today's rotten girls don't like to look at the little black house anymore!
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