Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

Qin Hegui didn't know what to say for a while.

Yaji sighed in her heart, thinking of her failed first love, she couldn't help feeling a little emotional: "It's not easy for you two to be together."

"What's not easy? Isn't it just that he hit me and I confessed my mistake all the way? As the saying goes, hitting is kissing and scolding is love."

Yaji covered her mouth with a smile and said, "Little San, I remember that your elder brother seemed to... framed you before? Don't you hate him?"

Suddenly there appeared in front of the eyes the hustle and bustle of green, the cold young man between locust trees and blue stone slabs, with a frosty expression and the most brutal methods.

Liu Huangnian really didn't want to think about Eldest Brother, his existence always made him a little awkward, so he was silent for a moment, then changed the subject: "Have you ever been to Qingyunmen?"

"Your Qingyun Gate is so famous, it can be regarded as a tourist attraction. Of course I will go to see it. But you charge tickets, which made me break hundreds of seals in the middle of the night before barely sneaking in."

"...It turns out that you broke those hundreds of seals."

At that time, the seal was broken, and Qingyunmen thought it was the invasion of the demons, so they rushed to repair the seal overnight, searched for suspicious persons, and even sent a warning message to the judging circle.

In the end, of course, not even the root hair was found.

It's just that thousands of brothers and sisters in Qingyunmen work overtime for no reason to make up the seal, and they don't get paid.

Yaji smiled, "Actually, I went to Qingyunmen to chop him, but your master caught him half way through. You know, your master Qijue Niang, the strongest in the world, I couldn't beat him and ran away."

"..."

She speaks with confidence, completely unaware of the fate of carrying controlled knives in public, and also does not understand that her behavior is seriously harmful to society, violates the criminal law, and should be punished by the criminal law.

Yaji went on to say: "When I went there, I just took a vacation at your Qingyunmen. Coincidentally, I saw him push you into the well. I remember it seemed to be locked up for three days and three nights, until your master I rescued you only when I found you were missing."

Liu Huangnian took a deep breath, "They are not the same person."

"I know they are not the same person." Ya Ji said unhurriedly: "But the face is the same, the voice is the same, so no matter how he changes, I also hate him. So I still want to hack him to death."

Qin Hegui glanced at Liu Huangnian.

He was standing in the setting sun, the sun was lazily hitting his shoulders, as if he was wearing the armor of a golden saint warrior, a little helpless and a little helpless.

"When I was in a coma, what did you two talk about?"

Liu Huangnian was full of desire to survive, and immediately replied: "Tell her your identity."

"anything else?"

"Then I go hunting."

"What about the prey?"

Liu Huangnian was so wronged, he lowered his eyebrows and said pleasantly: "When I walked over, I heard you say that you don't like me... I couldn't control my emotions, and when I let go of my hand, the pheasant was still alive and flew away."

just fly.

Fly away.

The.

Qin Hegui: "..."

Yaji was even amused, "Boy, do you really like him? I thought you were joking. Didn't he say that you started to mess up and ended up giving up? Are you still ambiguous with that girl named... Yiyi? This How do you explain that?"

Qin Hegui actually didn't mind the existence of Yiyi too much, this character existed only to promote the plot, and Liu Huangnian was set as a passionate stallion, how could he sit still in the face of beauties? chaos?Do you really think he is Liu Xiahui?

It was just that Yaji mentioned it, and he followed the trend, gave Liu Huangnian a cold look, and then let out a contemptuous snort.

Thin lips, black eyes, the tails of the eyes slightly raised when the eyelashes are closed, should be attractive arcs, but when the light sinks into Liu Huangnian's eyes, it becomes ice, cold and ruthless.

To put it simply, Liu Huangnian has a face that depends on a woman for superiority.

Practice slowly?Find girls to play taboo games.

Low background?Play taboo games with bosses.

Being bullied?Find a backer to play taboo games.

no money?Find local tyrants to play taboo games.

In a word, play taboo games when things happen.

According to incomplete statistics based on research without scientific basis, the harem of Liu Huangnian was spread all over the world.Although the full text is only [-] words, at the end, Master Cucumber said that Liu Huangnian gave the harem enough to build a country, so he simply established a country called "Hongyan County", which is full of girls who Liu Huangnian favored .

Just imagine, a man owns a woman from a whole country.And all of them are like flowers and jade, like Xi Shi.

Fuck, it's the pinnacle of life!dream!

The jealousy in Qin Hegui's heart made his teeth itch with hatred, and what he said was a bit yin and yang: "Yes, Yiyi is bulging forward and backward, has fair skin and beautiful appearance, has good looks and temperament, can sing and dance well, and can go well in the hall and down. How can I compare to the kitchen?"

Liu Huangnian laughed lowly, a little funny, and uttered a few words: "Are you jealous?"

"Eat the ass jealous!"

Liu Huangnian grabbed the irascible Erha, hugged him into his arms, and was about to reach out to rub his hair, when suddenly his eyes darkened, and his hands froze.

He cupped his hands to Yaji and said, "Senior, junior has a merciless request."

Seeing his actions, Yaji knew what he wanted without him saying it.

"The antidote for beauty and white hair, isn't it?"

Yaji's eyes were a little blurred, and she murmured in a low voice: "One or two gypsophila, two or two sunflowers, three or three liang of epiphyllum, mix with peach blossom and snow water, grind it into juice, and take it internally."

Liu Huangnian said suspiciously: "This prescription is... a bit strange."

Yaji smiled bitterly, and looked into the distance with melancholy eyes: "It's not a disease to have a beautiful face and white hair, it's just a trick."

Liu Huangnian suddenly retorted: "But it took many lives."

Yaji hugged Yaoqin, her face was pale, and she tremblingly said: "They didn't die because of their beauty and white hair. It's just a trick, it doesn't hurt people's lives, it really doesn't hurt people's lives..."

"...Isn't it because of her beauty and white hair?"

Ya Ji said: "It's not so much because of the beauty and white hair, it's better to understand that some people use the beauty and white hair as a cover to kill people, but they planted it on me."

Qin Hegui felt more and more strange.

Yaki is such a strange person.

Her appearance is very strange, her speech is also very strange, and her every move from the beginning to the present is very strange.

A big boss of the demon race came to Peach Blossom Spring for no reason, showed his beauty and white hair to others without saying a word, and even disappeared 73 people, but said he was joking.In the end, he played with the two of them like monkeys, but he couldn't be cruel, just like a joke.

No matter how you look at it, it is a conspiracy.

But Qin Hegui's intuition told Qin Hegui that it's best to leave this matter alone, because the interpersonal relationships involved behind it may be intertwined and confusing.

Liu Huangnian was about to say something, but Qin Hegui suddenly panicked, grabbed the corner of his clothes, and said viciously: "Hey! Why are you fucking staring at the little girl's breasts all the time! Do you understand indecent assault?" Don't look!"

Liu Huangnian:? ? ?

"I...do I have it?"

Liu Huangnian looked confused.Although Yaji wore a little less, she was not particularly revealing.And he has always looked directly into Yaji's eyes without squinting, and never looked at other places.

"You have!"

"I……"

"You're still quibbling!"

"..."

Liu Huangnian has nothing to do with his pungentness, he can only smile lowly and say: "Don't be angry, I swear I will only look at you from now on."

As soon as the voice fell, a blue light screen suddenly appeared.

【Strategy value: 86%】

【Favorability:? ? ? 】

[The favorability value is too high to be calculated]

[Blackening value: 0.5%]

Isn't your blackening value still has a decimal point?Do you dare to come to 0.05%!

Qin Hegui glanced at Yaji secretly, and heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that she had been led astray by him.

Immediately, he felt terrified, with the male lead protecting him, he could do whatever he wanted, do whatever he wanted, do whatever he wanted...do whatever he wanted!

However, Liu Huangnian himself brought the topic back.

"I have a few doubts about the beauty and white hair..."

Fuck you pig teammate in the year of the willow famine!

Qin Hegui hastily coughed heavily, decided to be more aggressive, and shouted hysterically: "Liu Huangnian! Why are you looking at me all the time! You turn to look at someone else in a blink of an eye! When the fuck did I promise you?! Scum male!!"

He's been acting like this, how could Liu Huangnian dare to talk to Yaji, he turned his head and coaxed in a good-tempered way: "I just promised."

"Why should I promise you?"

Qin Hegui took a step back, did not give him a hug, pretended to be very angry, and tried every means to focus Liu Huangnian's attention.

Liu Huangnian was full of smiles: "I'm good-looking. You said it yourself, you like being good-looking. Are you sure you don't want me to be so good-looking?"

Fuck male lead, are you already this thick-skinned? !

The Great Wall is not as thick-skinned as you!

Summer homework is not as thick-skinned as you!

Ma Huateng's wallet is not as thick-skinned as you!

Qin Hegui swallowed his anger for so long, and waited for this moment. It is not in vain for me to take the lead and take the lead. God finally opened his eyes!

He was majestic, sonorous and forceful: "Can you be a meal if you look good? I refuse!"

Liu Huangnian raised his left eyebrow calmly, and said concisely, one word at a time: "I, Bao, Fan."

"Oh, that's vulgar! Am I that superficial?"

Qin Hegui coughed twice again, consciously returned to his side, and said solemnly: "Actually, it doesn't matter whether the meal is included or not, the main reason is that I like good-looking people like you."

[Blackening value: 0.01%]

Qin Hegui:? ? ?

OK, you win the system.

Yaji has completely gone astray, her teeth are about to fall out, and she said in a strange voice: "Hey, yo, is it amazing to have a Taoist companion?"

Qin Hegui looked at her, thinking of the fear of being dominated by her, and thinking about the other party's unruly intentions, his favorability for her plummeted, showing a negative growth, he smiled coldly, and his anger sank in his dantian.

Music, up!

"Two orioles singing green willows, you don't have a boyfriend yet.

Male and female twin rabbits walk side by side, you don't have a boyfriend yet.

A river of spring breeze flows eastward, and you don't have a boyfriend yet.

How much worry can I ask you, you don't have a boyfriend yet.

You don't have a boyfriend yet.

Raise your glass to relieve your sorrow, worry even more, you don't have a boyfriend yet.

Lu sees the injustice and roars, you don't have a boyfriend yet.

This song should only exist in the sky, you don't have a boyfriend yet. "

You are a single dog!Sour and sweet is you!

Yaji stood up and flicked her sleeves slightly, "What are you howling about? Single dog?"

Qin Hegui said: "Older youths who have not fallen in love are collectively called single dogs. To put it mildly, they are called golden nobles. This song can still be sung like this, Si

gledog,si

gledog,si

glealltheday. SeeAV, hitthepla

e, theyaredoi

gall the day. Hey! Si

gledog,si

gledog, why

ot beagay? no more wait,

omore afraid, make him beagay! "

"..."

"Do you understand? ThisisE

glish!Feel the baptism from the advanced culture of the 21st century, Sao Nian! "

"..."