Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

The Barefoot Immortal in the village is a small old man with a white beard and a red nose, with a wrinkled face and a tattered dark brown wine gourd hanging from his waist.

Entrusted by the village chief, he came to treat Yiyi.

Yiyi closed her beautiful eyes tightly and lay on the bed.There were also two handsome and indifferent men standing in the room, one was standing with his sword in his arms, and the other was silent by the window.

The Barefoot Immortal put away the medicine box, ready to feel the pulse of the unconscious Yiyi.The girl's plump breasts rise and fall with her breathing, her slender neck, her delicate collarbone, her skin is as white as snow, and her lips are as red as a maple.Her long white hair spread out like a waterfall, making her face smaller and more beautiful.

The Barefoot Immortal's heart fluttered immediately, and he couldn't help touching Yiyi's hands twice when he felt his pulse. They were indeed smooth, delicate, soft, and extremely comfortable to touch.

The young man in white by the window seemed to have been looking at the scenery outside the window and didn't notice the situation here, but he just touched it twice when he was shouted in a low voice: "Where are you touching?"

He spoke calmly, but the Barefoot Immortal was a guilty conscience, so he hurriedly let go, pretended to be calm, stroked his beard, and said solemnly: "The problem is very serious, please be mentally prepared."

The young man in Tsing Yi who was preparing tea for him turned gloomy in an instant, and said in a bad tone: "Didn't you just get hit by...? How big of a problem could it be?"

The Barefoot Immortal sneered and said, "Boy, don't you understand this? We medical students pay attention to seeing, hearing, asking, and everything, and we have to pay attention to the process. After doing the math, I found that things are not that simple..."

Charlatans, bluffing and deceiving.

I have traveled to the ancient times far away from technology, you half-baked doctors are still fucking charging randomly.

Qin Hegui complained weakly, and said, "Don't force me, you just want to go through a process. Tell me what items you need to check, and what if you are lucky and find something wrong?"

The Barefoot Immortal exclaimed, "This little friend knows what I mean! Cough, this process, first check whether the eyes are blind, whether the ears are deaf, and then check whether the brain is working. Touch the bones and listen to the heartbeat. It's best to get some blood for a check..."

Well, you are a fucking modern doctor, you can cost me thousands for a small cold.Your examination includes brain CT, electrocardiogram, blood routine, abdominal ultrasound...

The Barefoot Immortal was about to touch Yiyi's face after finishing speaking, but was stopped by Qin Hegui who rushed over a second before his fingertips touched Yiyi.

"Touch what? Can't you just look at it?"

The Barefoot Immortal said with a guilty conscience: "How do you know if there is any internal injury if you don't look at it?"

Qin Hegui said coldly: "Whether she is blind, deaf or not, don't worry about it. She won't be deaf and dumb if she is kicked by a sow. You just have to see if there are any skin injuries or internal injuries. Secondly, I don't believe you can touch it." Can you tell if she is deaf? If that is the case, then you are really awesome~"

The old man in front of him looked like a vile person with evil intentions.

After talking for a long time, I just wanted to molest other girls and cheat money.

This barefoot immortal has been around for so many years, and he has never seen any scenes. Facing Qin Hegui's naked provocation, he just smiled calmly and said: "It's a joke, this old man is the only genius doctor in this area. There's still a lot of water, so it's your turn to talk?"

"So that's why you judge whether someone is deaf or not by touching? And you think that if you get hit by a pig, you will be blind? Will you be deaf? Will you become dumb later?"

Qin Hegui sarcastically said: "I advise you to be a human being."

"Are you questioning me?" The Barefoot Immortal smiled contemptuously, with a disdainful expression of "you are teaching me how to do things" on his face.

Qin Hegui said unhurriedly: "Doubt? Where am I doubting? I am affirming. I would like to advise you on one thing, it is enough to be old, why bother to become a spirit? It is true that a human wants to become a fairy. God."

The Barefoot Immortal took a deep breath, picked up the medicine box and was about to leave, saying: "If you don't trust me, you can find someone else."

"Hey, I have a bad temper!"

Qin Hegui just can't stand this kind of people who seek money and murder, rely on the old to sell the old, they are all fucking old men in their seventies, and they are plotting against other girls, using the excuse of medical treatment to do things to others, really lost the doctor s face!

Qin Hegui retorted loudly: "You think I'm rare! I just look for someone else!"

The two seemed to be wrestling together, Liu Huangnian frowned, stopped him lightly, raised his eyes and said: "Don't make trouble."

Qin Hegui smiled angrily: "You care about me?"

Liu Huangnian said calmly, "I'll kiss you if you make trouble."

Qin Hegui was upset, glared at him viciously, and cursed: "Fuck, do you believe him or not? What's wrong with being so fucking awesome? Can't you tell that this man is a liar?"

The Barefoot Immortal was exposed, couldn't hold back his face, and said with a low face: "Your words hurt people. I have been in the rivers and lakes for many years and saved countless people. How come you became a liar?"

Qin Hegui said in a loud voice: "Fuck you, you've been traveling the rivers and lakes for many years, and the Peach Blossom Spring is so big, what kind of onion are you!"

"Qin Hegui, just say one more word and I'll kiss you."

Liu Huangnian leaned close to Qin Hegui's ear, breathed warmly on his ear, and said vaguely: "Be good, be obedient."

Because of his approach, Qin Hegui stiffened his body.

Liu Huangnian glanced coldly at the Barefoot Immortal, although his face was smiling, but his eyes were filled with piercing coldness, this glance made the Barefoot Immortal shudder for no reason.

Although the young man in white was majestic, he didn't have an overwhelming aura or courage. He was more of a quick talker. The Barefoot Immortal wasn't afraid of him at all.And this young man in Tsing Yi didn't need to speak, even though he was smiling gently, the light that couldn't be concealed and the bony thorns still appeared abruptly, as if the moment of showing his sharpness was the time of death.

A sense of oppression like being pulled into a cold spring.

The Barefoot Immortal shrunk his neck involuntarily, held back resentfully when he wanted to scold, and could only defend himself: "You are obstinate, even Li Zi."

Liu Huangnian ignored Qin Hegui's violent obstruction at all, and said with a smile, "Thank you, senior."

The barefoot fairy got the steps, so naturally he became proud and arrogant. He glanced at Qin Hegui arrogantly, then looked at the girl's graceful curves unscrupulously, and said succinctly: "If the skin is traumatized, at most her ass will be red."

Qin Hegui said coldly: "Hehe."

His profile is clear, his nose is high and his beam is thin, but his expression is as cold as ice, "You are also a talent if you are hit by a pig and can hurt your brain. Although the person who was hit was Yiyi, I feel that your brain is even more retarded than hers."

Liu Huangnian's heart moved, and he reached out to pull him, but he mercilessly pushed him away, and he didn't even look him in the eye from the beginning to the end.

Angry again.

Liu Huangnian smiled helplessly.

"But the internal injury is serious." The Barefoot Immortal took a few sips of the wine gourd from his waist, wiped his mouth and said, "The cost... ahem, it may be a bit expensive."

Liu Huangnian put on an attitude of "I am rich and I am self-willed", and said softly: "Money is not a problem, as long as it can be cured."

The Barefoot Immortal's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands and laughed, "I just like you, a straightforward person! This internal injury is serious. I haven't met it a few times in many years, and I didn't expect to meet it again today."

Liu Huangnian said: "So?"

The Barefoot Immortal said: "So take more medicine. The old man has already prescribed the medicine. Regarding the price, I have a table here..."

As he spoke, he quickly took out a piece of paper that had been folded in half, unfolded it, and laid it flat. "Antler antler is ten taels of silver, ginseng is twenty taels of silver, angelica is five taels of silver and one tael, astragalus is three taels of silver..."

After about half an hour, he stopped quoting.

Qin Hegui's face darkened as he heard this, and he was extremely disappointed in Liu Huangnian.Talking about liking himself, he didn't believe in himself at all, and would rather believe in a crappy old man than him.

Let's not talk, we must break up, can this be tolerated?

Liu Huang said young and flutteringly: "Is there any more?"

This is simply a rich and stupid benefactor!

The Barefoot Immortal immediately took out a pill, "This is a powerful pill, you can strengthen your yang if you eat it! It was made by the elders of Qingyunmen and jointly produced by the trial circle. It is a ninth-grade pill. Don't miss it when you pass by! Don't 998 , not 99.8, only 9.98!"

Liu Huangnian sat on the chair, crossed his long legs, drank tea slowly, and said, "Okay."

Qin Hegui:? ? ?

You Qingyun sect still produces aphrodisiac medicine?And is it a joint production?

The Barefoot Immortal took out another small medicine bottle, "This is Tianshan Snow Lotus Ointment, which has miraculous effects on bruises. Would you like a bottle?"

Liu Huangnian: "Okay."

In the end, Liu Huangnian answered dozens of good words one after another under the flicker of the Barefoot Immortal, and Qin Hegui was so angry that he couldn't even swear at the word "stupid", and just wanted to kick Liu Huangnian over.

The medicinal herbs exuding a bitter medicinal smell were piled up on the table in a hilly pile, and they didn't know what they were used for.

The Barefoot Immortal said calmly, "Hehe, I wish her health."

go!you!mom!of!you!this!what!many!medicine!How!what!Can!able!No!healthy!Kang!

Qin Hegui felt distressed looking at the pile of medicines, especially distressed, and it hurt even more when he thought that these were all money.

I wasn't as arrogant as you when I was selling health care products back then, why haven't I met such a deceitful customer as Liu Huangnian!

Liu Huangnian stood up, and was about to tease his wife, but found that Qin Hegui was like a big dog who had been wronged. He gave him a wronged look, and then quickly averted his gaze.

Liu Huangnian, you are also a prodigal bitch.Break up, must break up, waste money and mindless shopping must break up.

The Barefoot Immortal inspected Yiyi, and Qin Hegui kept pressing beside him: "What are you touching?"

"Don't touch other people's breasts."

"..."

"Neither the legs."

"..."

"Hands don't work either."

"..."

"Wow, are you a hooligan touching someone's face?"

"..."

Liu Huangnian and Barefoot Immortal scolded at the same time: "Shut up, okay?"

Qin Hegui turned his head and glanced at Liu Huangnian. The young man's features were cold and handsome, and he was as graceful as a fairy, but he didn't seem to be very smart or smart.

"Liu Huangnian, are you capable? You scold me? You want to break up?"

Liu Huangnian rubbed his temples and said, "I don't want to."

"Can I ask you to shut up?"

"……it is good."

The Barefoot Immortal looked solemn, and stopped to check: "The situation is not very good, there seems to be something wrong."

Qin Hegui scratched his feet and said, "Let's talk, is it a heart attack or leukemia? Advanced gastric cancer or depression? No matter how bad it is, it must be amnesia, right?"

A must-have routine for traditional domineering novels is getting hit by a car and getting sick.

Because there were no cars in ancient times, a heroic sow stood up.When Yiyi was directly knocked unconscious, Qin Hegui felt that this routine was very familiar. Thinking about it carefully, it was really a fucking car accident

The hostess found out that her boyfriend was cheating, she hid her face and ran away, her boyfriend chased after her, and then watched her girlfriend get hit by a car, full of remorse, and finally found out that her girlfriend was terminally ill!

Barefoot Immortal: "... Amnesia."

Qin Hegui laughed again, "You know she has amnesia before she wakes up?"

The Barefoot Immortal said: "I'm a genius doctor, I'm not just bragging."

At this time Yiyi woke up, she sat up in a daze, looked at the three people in front of her, and asked after a while, "Who are you?"