Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

Liu Huangnian found that his boyfriend seemed unhappy.

After Xiao Qin came back from Qijueniang, he had a sad look of "the world is not worth it". When Liu Huangnian took him to visit Qingyunmen, he seemed bored.Liu Huangnian kissed him quietly twice, but he also liked to ignore him, he didn't care how he tried, but he didn't respond like a dead person anyway.

In the end, he just stuck on the 81 stairs of Qingyunmen and did not leave.

Liu Huangnian asked him what was wrong, and he said, "I wear a mask of happiness, and no one knows the sadness in my heart."

Anyway, Liu Huangnian was dumbfounded when he heard it.

Qin Hegui sighed devastated again, looking at the majestic mountains and rivers, "I hid my troubles in my heart, blindly concealed my sensitivity and melancholy, tried my best to disguise myself as an innocent optimist, and gradually molded myself into a A funny freak who knows neither pain nor sorrow."

Liu Huangnian: ...

"The arteries are on the outside of the wrist, and when you press there, you will feel obvious beating. When the arteries are cut off, it is better to drink alcohol first and then take sleeping pills."

"Qin Hegui, I told you a long time ago that IQ is a good thing."

Qin Hegui said melancholy: "It's late at night, it's time to enter the network suppression cloud mode."

"It's dinner time, will you come with me for dinner?"

Liu Huangnian has long been used to Qin Hegui's nonsense, the best way to face his nonsense is to ignore it completely.

The more you follow him, the more energetic he becomes, the more aggressive he becomes, the more neurotic he is, the more neurotic he is, the more shameless he is, the more shameless he is, the more energetic he is.

This kind of person is not to be favored.

Qin Hegui felt a mechanized voice jingling.

"The code is activated, and the network suppression cloud mode has been exited."

He stood up from the top of the stairs feeling hopeless, his legs felt a little numb, he stood still and said: "You will never understand what kind of vicious woman Qijue Niang is."

Liu Huangnian gave him a strange look, his eyes were like deep lakes, and he didn't say a word.

"She's read more porn books than you've fucked girls."

"..."

The cold wind blew the boy's long, tall hair, soft and black, as if thick ink had been turned over. The dazzling sunlight shone from behind the dark green treetops, coating his hair with a layer of golden yellow.

He was wearing a bluish-white Taoist robe with wild cranes drawn on the hem, but the sleeves were rolled up irregularly, revealing a white and thin wrist.

Looking at it at a glance, the wrist is astonishingly white under the sun, the slender fingers are curled up, and the light blue blood vessels on the wrist are faintly visible on the cool-toned skin, as if transparent.

It's just that the eyes are too confused.

Qin Hegui sighed, feeling very helpless in the face of the silly male lead, he followed Liu Huangnian down slowly after his legs were numb, "Knowing people, knowing faces, but not knowing her heart, although she is pretty, but you are really not suitable .”

"...I didn't think about what to do with her. The master is the master, and there will be no other relationship. It's because you think too much." Liu Huangnian quietly denied his thoughts.

He said it calmly, as if he was talking about an insignificant stranger, if Qin Hegui hadn't read the original text, he would have believed his nonsense.

How did these two people get into bed in the original text?

Liu Huangnian, who has coveted his cold and ascetic master for a long time, went to learn the magic spell unique to the demons, and used the legendary beauty seduction to lure Qijue Niang into bed.

Although Qin Hegui has never understood how men play seductive tricks, but looking at the male protagonist's heaven-defying looks and dazzling aura of destiny, if he wears a small skirt, he might really be able to seduce him.

Qin Hegui said lazily, "It's best like this."

Liu Huangnian frowned, hesitated for a long time before saying: "I think our relationship is a bit strange."

"What's so strange?"

"I always quarrel, and there is no trust between each other." He paused, his eyes dim: "Don't you think we are like a normal Taoist couple?"

The boy's indifferent eyes, with reddish sadness, turned to a clear and sharp expression, jagged like a strange rock, only for a short moment, and the silence was suffocating.

I don't know if it was reflected in the broken shadow of the scorching sun, but the sharp light in those eyes quickly dissipated.

Hearing what he said, Qin Hegui felt guilty immediately, and pretended to say: "Why is it so different? If I'm not a Taoist couple, would I give you a kiss? I'm always thinking wildly, stupid."

Liu Huangnian's eyelids drooped, the iconic peach blossom eyes, even if he was not smiling, the end of his eyes were slightly upturned, under the inner eyelids there was a casual affectionate but contemptuous.The corners of his mouth remained in a strange arc, his eyes were dull, and Qin Hegui panicked from laughing.

The two were silent.

Later, Qin Hegui often wondered, with the hero's IQ of [-], did he already know that he didn't love him?If you can see it, why keep pretending that you can't see it and don't understand it?

Liu Huangnian laughed lazily, his eyebrows and eyes were as tender as ice and snow melting, he looked directly at Qin Hegui's clear and pure eyes, and said slowly: "You won't lie to me, right?"

At the end, Qin Hegui felt a little sad.

He didn't dare to be too absolute, so he could only vaguely say: "What's the good of lying to you? If someone gives me 1000 million... no, I will lie to you if you give me [-] million. Really, don't laugh, there are so many How much money do I need for love, wouldn't it be nice to become an upstart?"

Liu Huangnian smiled and said, "You, you, you always talk like this."

Qin Hegui suddenly noticed a group of girls rushing towards him in the distance, and he could tell by their flamboyant posture that they were the male protagonist's harem.

"Damn, I'm robbing men again." He cursed in a low voice, "Liu Huangnian, is there another way to go to the cafeteria?"

"Have."

"Go elsewhere."

"it is good."

"Hurry up, the virus is here." Seeing the girls getting closer, Qin Hegui really didn't have the energy to deal with them, his eyelids slightly raised: "Hurry up! Don't be in a daze!"

"Oh."

The two ran wildly as if they were fleeing for their lives. It might be because of the angle. The girl who was chasing after her saw this scene: the evil senior brother had evil thoughts about the kind junior brother. His pursuit can only escape.

Little junior brother is so pitiful!How could there be such a poor person in the world!

Big brother bullied the group pet again!

People are good and are bullied by others, don't be hypocritical in doing things!The all-day spirit girl listens to orders!Get it together!It's dark and the road is slippery, and this society is complicated. If you climb to a higher place, there will be villains looking for faults. Spirit comes from the soul, not hurting others, and temperament comes from arrogance, but arrogance does not mean going to prison.

Our goal is to defend the socialist willow barren years!

Our goal is to overthrow capitalism Qin Hegui!

Got it, let's break up the meeting.

Welcome everyone to join the "League of Justice for Defending Liu Huangnian's Physical and Mental Health and Development".

The girls followed suit with their little skirts.

So Bai Elegy, who was on patrol, saw this scene: the most popular junior brother in the sect ran away in front, followed by the most perfect senior brother in the whole sect, and behind him were dozens of beautiful girls. , with great momentum.

They played a cool running game at Qingyunmen, Temple Escape.

The ending of this matter is very simple, Bai Elegy stopped Qin Hegui, didn't care about Liu Huangnian or the younger junior sisters, and blamed: "You are a disciple of Qingyun sect, why did you participate in the fight?"

Qin Hegui said indifferently, "I'm happy."

Bai Elegy: "Very good, you are excellent."

Liu Huangnian was surrounded by junior junior sisters and couldn't get away. For the first time, he felt the pressure from the harem. He almost died of anger when he heard his answer like this. Telling you to imitate the senior brother is not to let you surpass!Opposite you is the elder of Qingyunmen, do you use this attitude of dying!

"I'm good and I know it, humble."

Qin Hegui obviously couldn't grasp the original owner's pretentiousness, which made him look like he was pissing off people no matter what he said. He started to pretend as soon as he was in a hurry, and even the little juniors who watched the excitement were stunned. .

Bai Elegy flicked his sleeves coldly, frowned and said: "What? Are you defiant now? Then you will pay back in the future?"

"Brother, don't worry, let me think about how to hate you."

Qin Hegui obviously didn't listen to Liu Huangnian's persuasive advice, and he still spoke in that deadly tone, which shocked all the people around him.

It's over, after the master went crazy, the elder brother also went crazy!

Junior Sister A commented: "Today's senior brother is not very smart."

Junior Sister B spat: "Bah, he knows how to bully Junior Brother Liu."

Junior Sister C said angrily: "Yes, yes, the Great Elder had better punish him to death! Fine him to clean Qingyun Peak!"

Liu Huangnian smiled lazily, "Forget it."

His smile looked innocent and harmless, but for some reason, his eyes were dark and deep, as if there were stars sinking at the bottom of a pool, with a strange indifference and coldness.

Junior Sister B said: "Brother, have you forgotten what he did to you?"

"..."

Liu Huangnian looked sideways at Qin Hegui, who was stalking someone, and said with a smile: "It's good to forget."

When he said this, the younger junior sisters seemed to see an angel halo on his head, the golden holy light shone, a pair of huge white wings stretched out, and the feathers fell.

wow~

Liu Huangnian is so kind~

The junior sisters with their own filters nodded and gave thumbs up in unison: "As expected of you, you are so generous. The prime minister can hold a boat in his stomach. Unlike the senior brother, who has a small belly and a narrow mind."

The next day, the image of Liu Huangnian's little angel spread throughout Qing Yunmen.

In the end, Qin Hegui got the punishment he deserved - copying the school rules a hundred times.

Because of this punishment, Qin Hegui was so angry that he couldn't eat any more after eating only five bowls of rice, and even swore that he would ignore Liu Huangnian for three days!Absolutely not!

late at night.

Qin He returned to his room, only to realize that his residence and Liu Huangnian's residence are actually adjacent!There are a few green bamboos in the middle, which are very close.

He was puzzled, the original owner hated Liu Huangnian so much, why was he willing to live so close to him?Won't you panic?

Liu Huangnian lit the oil lamp, and the fire illuminated the room.

"This is the elder brother's room. I don't know what's in his room. There may be organs or something. Don't rummage around. I'm next door. Call me if you miss me."

Qin Hegui looked at the layout and was quite satisfied.The original owner's temperament is cold, and even his room is also cold, with simple and elegant decoration. Overall, there is no gold or silver, nor any gorgeous and expensive furniture.

Most of them are ancient books, which are almost thickly piled up with bookcases.There is a writing brush on the desk, some dark yellow rice paper, and some picture scrolls tied with strings in the book tube.

And a sword with a silver-white hilt, black scabbard, and exquisite patterns.

Qin Hegui felt that something was wrong, and asked suspiciously, "You two...why do you live so close?"

Liu Huangnian reached out to hug him from behind, wrapped his arms around his slender waist, put his chin on his shoulder naturally, and said in a hoarse voice: "I don't know, maybe it was arranged by Master."

"Maybe."

Qin Hegui moved his hands, and suddenly bumped into something cold and hard, looked down, it was Liu Huangnian's sword.

It seems to be called Qian Sui.

Impatiently, he elbowed Liu Huangnian twice, "Let go, it hurts so much when you hit me with a sword, stop hugging! Get out and go to sleep!"

Liu Huangnian smiled softly: "Can't I sleep with you?"

Qin Hegui kicked him again, "Don't play around with me, you made me copy the house rules a hundred times, hurry up and make amends."

"I'll copy it for you." Liu Huangnian liked to see him making trouble out of no reason, and said with a smile, "But give me a kiss."

"Go away, go get me a glass of water."

Liu Huangnian obediently went to pour water for him. Under the faint candlelight, the profile of his face was flawless, and his eyelashes cast a shadow.

Qin Hegui thought this kid was quite cute.

He was leaning on the desk, and was pushed against by something suddenly, looking back suddenly, the spirit sword placed on the desk seemed to have sensed something, it was clanging, and it touched him inadvertently.

He smiled and went to take the sword, and felt a rough and uneven handwriting on the scabbard. When he looked carefully, he saw two big characters clearly - Bai Zong.

The boiling blood all over his body froze into ice in an instant.

Why is it called Baizong? !

Qin Hegui's hand holding the sword god trembled, his breathing gradually weakened, and he felt his heart skip a beat.He took a deep breath, and a terrible guess formed in his heart.

Suddenly, he picked up a bound painting from the book tube, and slowly spread it out. After seeing clearly what was painted, Qin Hegui's eyes darkened a lot. He put the painting away as fast as he could, and subconsciously looked at Liu Huangnian. .

Liu Huangnian boiled hot water and was making a pot of hot tea, his eyebrows were pleasing to the eye, looking too good-looking.The fragrance swayed in the room, and was blown away by the cold wind blowing from the window.

"Liu Huangnian, did you choose the names of your swords yourself?"

Liu Huangnian raised his eyes and smiled, "Yes."

"Why is your sword called Qian Sui?"

"I hope that I can live as I want and be free."

Qin Hegui controlled the trembling in his voice: "Are you and your brother's swords given by the sect?"

Liu Huangnian shook his head and said: "No, my sword was given by my master, but my brother's sword was forged by himself, I heard it is a very good spirit sword."

"When did he forge the sword?"

Liu Huangnian thought about it, and replied: "It should be a year ago."

"When did you name the sword?"

Liu Huangnian saw that his questions were getting more and more weird, so he couldn't help being puzzled, "Why do you ask these questions?"

Qin Hegui pretended to be calm: "There's no topic to talk about, can't you brag casually?"

"When I was 12 years old, my master bestowed the sword, so I was naturally named at the age of 12."

"Oh……"

After hearing Liu Huangnian's words, Qin Hegui's fingers curled up slightly, almost piercing into his fragile palm. Sure enough, the original owner was imitating Liu Huangnian's name for the sword.

Hundreds of verticals and thousands of follow.

It is really meaningful to get it.

He sneered twice, and pressed his fingers on the scroll, almost tearing it to pieces.The person in this painting is clearly the year of Liu Huang in the painting!