Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

My name is Qin Hegui.

I am a junior.

The thing is like this, my lover Liu Gouzi and I slipped out of the house for a date, Liu Gouzi went to line up to buy a ticket, I waited for him at the same place, but his wife Chu Xiaoxiao bumped into me.

Now Chu Xiaoxiao and I are standing by a river.

I bet within 10 minutes she's jumping herself and accusing me of pushing her.

Forget it, stop pretending, showdown!

I am Gangjing Benjing, Green Tea Bencha, Bailian Benlian.

Chu Xiaoxiao's eyes turned slightly, and she noticed that the shackles on Qin Hegui's hands and feet had been removed, she suddenly felt something was wrong, and said softly, "Today is the Thousand Lantern Festival, who is Brother Qin coming here to date?"

Qin Hegui raised his eyes coldly, and when he thought of this damn woman drugging Liu Huangnian, he became furious and said, "None of your business."

"..."

No, don't be angry.

Although this person looks like a dog, speaks in a strange way, and is still a mistress who shouts and beats everyone, but she must maintain her white lotus persona, be gentle and considerate.

Chu Xiaoxiao took a deep breath: "Husband, he usually has a good time, and he doesn't mind joking or anything. Sometimes he would whisper a few words to the maids in the palace. Xiaoxiao is often very sad."

"Damn, man."

Qin Hegui waved his hand nonchalantly, he had already seen through her purpose.With Liu Huangnian's temperament, it is more credible to say that he hooked up with a dog than with a court lady.

Why not play the cards according to the script!

Shouldn't you be shaking with anger!

Chu Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth and used her toes to think that Liu Huangnian brought him out today because she wanted to have a happy Thousand Lantern Festival and show the love between the two of them.

"Actually, Xiaoxiao doesn't ask my husband to come to see me every day. It's better not to meet again. My husband will always be the one in Xiaoxiao's memory."

Qin Xijing frowned, raised his orchid fingers habitually, and said softly: "Sister, what do you mean? Is it when he pretends to be so sullen and looks like a donkey all day long? Or is he so obsessed with others that he falls asleep?" When thinking about convincing? Or even holding someone’s secret kiss and blushing shyly? Ah, I really don’t mean to show off, I’m just stating the facts.”

Chu Xiaoxiao received a critical hit of [-] points.

"elder sister--"

Although Qin Hegui is straight, but with so many green teas becoming popular in modern times, and there are special green tea quotations, he has already understood everything, and answered everything Chu Xiaoxiao wanted to say: "Sister, it's my sister who is sorry for you. As long as my sister is here It is enough for him to wait quietly by his side, and there is nothing else to ask for. Sister, sister, I don’t ask for any status, as long as he treats me well, just let me be with him, we—— are true love!"

The last four words were sonorous and forceful, hitting Chu Xiaoxiao's eardrums one after another.

God damn love!

Chu Xiaoxiao is also the patriarch of green tea, and she wanted to cry: "Sister, my sister never wanted to break up with you, but my sister really loves her husband... Why did my sister take her husband away? How can my sister live without her husband?" ah?"

Would you fuck another man if it was true fucking love?

Qin Hegui was almost amused by her flamboyant acting skills, he suppressed his laughter forcefully, and didn't want to save face for her, so he said lightly, "Then go to hell."

Unexpectedly, Chu Xiaoxiao turned around suddenly, assumed a professional diving posture, and was about to jump into the river beside her, crying, "I didn't expect my sister to hate Xiaoxiao so much! What is Xiaoxiao doing alive! Let Xiaoxiao die!"

Why!I jump!

Surprise or surprise, surprise or surprise!The old lady is really going to die!

Qin Hegui had expected that she would jump into the river a long time ago. A qualified female supporting role must be full of love for the river, wishing to jump down every day.

But my dignified Green Tea Bencha will let you do this?

Qin Hegui rushed up with quick eyes and hands, stepped forward and hugged her, picked her up with his backhand, threw her back, and jumped into the river with a plop before he could cover his ears!

ah!comfortable!

The water splashed several meters high and wet Chu Xiaoxiao's clothes.

Chu Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded, looking at everything in front of her in shock. Qin Hegui was thumping wildly in the river, seemingly unable to swim, and a few melon-eaters jumped in obligingly, and even tied him up and brought him ashore.

Qin Hegui was wet all over, his long hair stuck to his thin cheeks, dripping water drops, and there were also a few precarious drops of water hanging on his long eyelashes, and he coughed violently while clutching his throat.

The thin clothes were wet and stuck to the skin, outlining the curves that made people think, and the waist and legs were even slender than women.

I see pity, pear blossoms bring rain.

Chu Xiaoxiao couldn't speak clearly: "You...you..."

Surrounded by people eating melons, the pinnacle of life, there was an uproar, Chu Xiaoxiao and Qin Hegui were surrounded in the center, staring wide-eyed.

Qin Hegui glanced at her particularly aggrieved, and was about to say goodbye, sobbing again: "It's okay, sister... I know you didn't do it on purpose... If I can save my sister, my sister's death is worth it. Really, no It's your fault, it's my sister who failed to protect you well."

"I?!"

It was as if she was going to commit suicide, Qin Hegui stubbornly stopped her, but instead she bit Lu Dongbin and pushed her into the river!

Chu Xiaoxiao never dreamed that Qin Hegui would actually bite back, and said angrily, "You are talking nonsense! When did I push you past!"

The fox's tail is exposed.

The sly light in Qin Hegui's eyes flashed past, he bit his light-colored lower lip lightly, lowered his eyes just right, and said aggrievedly: "Yes... my sister didn't push me... I accidentally fell down, really not Weird sister..."

His words were so wronged that others felt that Chu Xiaoxiao was threatening him, so they couldn't help saying: "Oh, look how pitiful, I don't know how this woman usually oppresses him! Look at that thin arm Legs, whoops, are too thin! I'm afraid they won't even give them food!"

Good NPC!Go back and add chicken legs to you!

Chu Xiaoxiao couldn't wash herself off by jumping into the Yellow River. She was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. She turned around and didn't know how to speak, so she pointed at his nose and scolded: "You man, why are you pretending to be me! Can the face do it!"

Qin Hegui looked like a frightened rabbit, shrinking his neck pitifully, and choked up, "Did my sister misunderstand, it's all my fault, can I explain it, please."

The NPC said: "What are you talking about, little girl! It's none of your business to be a sissy! You're the only one who talks a lot! You just opened your mouth? We all watched you commit suicide just now, and he saved it without even thinking about it." You, otherwise you would have been damned to hell!"

Chu Xiaoxiao had never been so angry before, her eyes turned red immediately, and she mumbled: "No... no..."

Qin Hegui noticed a slender black figure approaching in the distance, and immediately pretended to be miserable, wiping away tears that didn't exist: "Sister, no matter how much you hate her, you shouldn't treat her like this! Just let it go , today's happy day has been completely ruined... Sister, please let me go!"

Chu Xiaoxiao was trembling with anger, and tremblingly said: "I haven't begged you to let me go!!!"

"what happened?"

A deep and hoarse male voice came over, with a little doubt and anxiety, Qin Hegui smiled coldly from the bottom of his heart, covered his face and said: "Sister, after I lost him, I have forgotten how to be moved and loved. I press on every step?"

He burst into tears as he spoke, crying until Liu Huangnian panicked and had goosebumps all over his body.

Based on what he knew about Qin Hegui, if this person really wanted to cry, he would hide and cry by himself, but how could he cry in public until his nose and tears flowed wildly.

At first glance, Chu Xiaoxiao was deliberately disgusted.

But as long as Qin Hegui cries, Liu Huangnian will feel distressed.

He looked impatiently at Chu Xiaoxiao who was stunned by the side, and said in a bad tone, "What's going on?"

Crying, Chu Xiaoxiao threw herself into his arms, tugging at the hem of his clothes and crying loudly: "Xiaoxiao doesn't know! My sister jumped into the river by herself and insisted on slandering Xiaoxiao and pushing people away! Husband must let Xiaoxiao decide!"

"yes."

With a voice as cold as the cold wind, Liu Huangnian pushed her away unhurriedly, seemingly gentle but ruthless, "This river is tens of meters deep, does he have to risk his life to slander you?"

"I didn't! Husband, you have to believe me!" Chu Xiaoxiao wanted to grab his clothes again, but Liu Huangnian dodged her, gave her a cold look, and warned, "Don't touch me indiscriminately."

He looked at his daughter-in-law who was holding back her laughter until her face turned red, and couldn't help sighing, really, it was too skinny.

But the daughter-in-law who was abducted by himself deserves to be spoiled even when she cries.

Liu Huangnian took off his robe helplessly, put it on him, squeezed his neck lightly, and said softly: "Are you having fun? Are you having trouble with a woman?"

Qin Hegui groaned and rolled his eyes: "You still have some brains... She bullied me first, so of course I have to pay it back."

Liu Huangnian pulled the clothes back for him, and said in a low voice, "It's fine if you don't bully others, the older you get, the more mischievous you become."

What's the matter with this old father's sense of sight?

But Chu Xiaoxiao rushed forward recklessly, hugged Liu Huangnian's waist and began to perform, her tears were soaring without money, that was a pitiful girl, "Husband, why don't you believe in Xiaoxiao!"

Liu Huangnian had only won his daughter-in-law's heart back, but at this moment he didn't dare to be presumptuous, just Qin Hegui's weird temper, if he let Chu Xiaoxiao hug him, he would have to kneel on the washboard when he went back.

Without even thinking about it, he pushed Chu Xiaoxiao away, "Gu has eyes, and Gu knows what's going on."

Qin Hegui quietly said the necessary lines for green tea, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I don't want you guys to fight because of me. Don't do this, I really don't want you guys to fight at all."

"..."

Liu Huangnian almost choked on his own saliva.

bitch bitch.

Qin Hegui pursed his lips, and said again: "Actually, she is very good, but sometimes she acts a little bit, but you have to be patient, although she acts like this, she really loves you. She is really good, but You just misunderstood us, husband, don't be so cruel to her."

The people around couldn't stand it anymore.

"Hey, this girl can't do it!"

"I won't marry this sissy even if I marry her, the most poisonous woman's heart—"

Chu Xiaoxiao couldn't control her tears, she burst into tears, and cried while wiping her tears: "I don't! Why do you call me! I don't!"

Qin Hegui just wanted to be angry, she didn't really want to make people cry, a little at a loss, he looked at Liu Huangnian blankly: "Coax him?"

"If you make a mess yourself, clean it up yourself."

Liu Huangnian never thought that Qin Hegui would arrange such a big show for him after he left for a while.