Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?
Chapter 92 Double Chapter Happy
fourth dimension.
【Di-】
[The host body has been destroyed——]
[Villain kills: 0/2]
【mission failed. 】
The mechanized sound of the system echoed in the silent unknown space, and Qin Hehui was still immersed in the coolness of stabbing himself to death with a sword.
Look, if this is made into a TV series, the eight o'clock prime time will be stable.
[Do you want to give up the mission? 】
Qin Hegui's brain was slow to think about the meaning of the system, and it took him a long time to react. He asked loudly in disbelief: "The number of villains killed is zero? No one has been killed?!"
At this moment, only two words can express the collapse of Lao Tzu's heart!
He worked so hard to kill Chu Xiao and Ye Cheng, but in the end, they were not villains!
Ye Cheng is the boss of the judging world!
He kills and sets fire all day long, so he's not a villain? !
And Chu Xiao wanted to kill the male lead every day, so he didn't look like a good person at first glance, but he wasn't even considered a villain!
[Which behind-the-scenes boss have you ever seen jump out and tell you that he is the boss?The villain boss these days has more stories than the male lead, so how could it be a creature with an underdeveloped brain like Ye Cheng? 】
"...Chu Xiao, he..."
【If Chu Xiao had brains, he wouldn't be tricked by you. 】
"...So, I killed the wrong person?"
[Can you have a little IQ? 】
"..."
He was putting all his eggs in one basket at the beginning, but he didn't expect that these two people were not villains!But the villains that appeared in the original text were only the two of them, and Qin Hegui couldn't figure out what was tricky after thinking about it for a long time.
[In addition, your physical body has been destroyed, you now have two options, one, give up this mission and wait for the next mission.Two, transfer your physical body from Earth to that world.Note that when you transfer to this world, all traces of you on the earth will be obliterated, which means that you never existed on the earth.Even if you complete the mission in the future, you will not be able to return to Earth. 】
"Turn me, the earth's shell?"
Qin Hegui expected that the system would not allow him to be wiped out like this, so he cruelly asked Qijue Niang to burn him and destroy his body so that he could get a new body.
He didn't expect the system to transfer his own body to this world!
[Yes, you got the plug-in back then: Time to turn and star to move.You can forcefully bring the body of the earth here, but you can't go back after you bring it over.You have a day to think about it. 】
"Can't you go back?"
【right. 】
If he brought his body into this world, he would really only have Liu Huangnian left.
If Liu Huangnian just loves the face of the original owner, if Liu Huangnian is empathetic, if Liu Huangnian refuses to accept him, he comes to this strange world alone, but he cannot get Liu Huangnian's sincerity, he It will be a complete defeat.
He can't afford to lose.
He doesn't like this inexplicable different world at all, he only likes Liu Huangnian, this is the only reason he likes this world.
But, but if Liu Huangnian doesn't like him anymore, what should he do?
Time passed slowly.
The system reminded: [1 minute here is equal to a day outside, you should make a decision quickly.After all, you know Liu Huangnian, he is easy to criticize things stupidly. 】
"kindness."
Qin Hegui sighed softly, and suddenly remembered many, many things. Liu Huangnian smiled unsuspectingly at him, Liu Huangnian looked at him pitifully, Liu Huangnian's beautiful eyelashes and elegant side face, Liu Huangnian's To settle the trial for him, Liu Huangnian lowered his eyes to apply the medicine for him, and Liu Huangnian hugged him and shed tears.
Since he came to this world, Liu Huangnian has occupied every inch of his life.
Of course he is not as good-looking as the original owner, the big deal is that a few little girls greedy him when he was studying.
In front of so many Yingying and Yanyan, Qin Hegui was overshadowed, like a grass next to the delicate and beautiful roses, and it was the most humble foxtail, inconspicuous.
Time passed slowly.
Maybe he should try to believe in Liu Huangnian.
Qin Hegui was silent for a while. He was silent for so long that the system thought he had become a statue, soaked in the boundless blue sea.
"turn around."
The system was stunned: 【Are you really going to give up and go back? 】
Qin Hegui shrugged pretending to be relaxed: "I can't leave him anymore, I've lost him too many times, and I can't get him back if I leave him again."
A transparent bug waving blue wings landed on his finger, so Qin Hegui laughed and teased, "Hurry up, don't delay me from dating, can you?"
[System loading——]
[Body loading——]
[Successful loading——]
//
"You, turn around."
A rough voice suddenly resounded, Qin Hegui half knelt on the ground, his cold white slender fingers sank into the mud, and stared blankly at the scene in front of him.In the mottled alleyway, he was facing the wall, wearing a silver-white Taoist robe, and his long hair was scattered in a mess.
Who is speaking?
Just come back like this?
Where is this place?
"Tell you to turn around, can't you hear me?!" Seeing that he didn't respond, the man behind him grabbed his hair and pulled him forcefully.
Damn actually pull hair!
"Peppa Pig Day Your Mom!!!"
Qin Hegui's pupils suddenly constricted, his steel man of the 21st century was being pulled by the hair!
The man was tall and thick, with a thick back and a waist, and he was wearing black clothes that were close to his body.Qin Hegui kicked it as if he had kicked against a wall, the pain made him doubt his life.
"Embroidery skills."
The man in black taunted him twice, and grabbed his braid again, "Wouldn't it be okay if you stopped earlier? Why are you running? Isn't that why you dressed up like this to get into the magic palace?"
Qin Hegui:? ? ?
He plucked his ears in a funny way, just wanting to save his scalp quickly, and said mockingly: "Aha? Brother, say it again? What do you mean I want to sneak into the magic palace?"
Fuck you, I want to sneak into the magic palace!You demons are all mine!As long as I want to, he has to kneel on the ground and sing Conquer to Lao Tzu!
The man in black sneered, "It's not easy for you. In order to imitate Qin Hegui, you even changed your appearance."
"..."
what's going on.
Qin Hegui looked at him, but couldn't figure out what happened, and it took him a long time before he said, "What do you mean?"
The man in black said: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and follow me back to the Demon Palace."
"Is Liu Huangnian in the Demon Palace?" Qin Hegui asked eagerly.
"You can also call the devil's name?" The man in black looked disdainful, "There are too many people imitating Qin Hegui, don't think that you can see the devil after entering the devil's palace, the toad wants to eat swan meat, dream."
"..."
Don't let me see Liu Huangnian, otherwise I will take advantage of others and let Liu Huangnian beat you, really.
Qin Hegui muttered a few words, and reluctantly followed behind him, "I don't want to change my name or surname, why did I imitate Qin Hegui?"
The man in black didn't turn his head back: "Don't imitate, okay? I'm tired of listening to Qin Hegui's quotations, twenty people say that every day."
"What quotation?"
"Stop pretending, you know everything by heart, so don't pretend to be stupid with me, okay? I've seen people who look more like you than what you pretended to be. Every day, Qin Hegui died a long time ago. How could he be found? A bunch of liars Pretend to be Qin Hegui."
"..."
This world is so mysterious.
Qin Hegui walked to the street, only to realize that this is Qingyun Town.However, something is obviously wrong in Qingyun Town, and advertisements for books such as ""Complete Quotations of Crane Return", "Old Qin's Self-Cultivation", "On How to Get the Demon Lord's Great Attention"" are posted everywhere.
Someone yelled: "The price of jumping off the building! "The Inspirational Life of Qin Hegui" is sold at half price! Don't miss this opportunity! If you pass this village, there will be no store here!"
"OMG! "The Love, Hate and Enmity Between Me and the Demon Lord" is so good! Buy it, buy it!"
Then countless people are practicing the pronunciation of the crap in a funny way, because Qin Hegui once said such a passage: "Fuck, it is the essence of a culture, and everyone must master it proficiently. The word wo is pronounced three times, and the word cao Pronounce four tones to express anger. Pronounce wo four tones and cao four tones to express surprise. Pronounce wo once and cao once to express contempt. Pronounce wo four tones and cao two to express doubts. The word wo is pronounced four times, and the word cao is pronounced softly, expressing surprise. The word wo is pronounced softly, and the word cao is pronounced four times, expressing appreciation. Protecting intangible cultural heritage is everyone’s responsibility, starting from me.”
So this scene appeared on the street: "Fuck! Your shit is so good, shit!"
"Damn it, I actually think your shit is more shitty than mine!"
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"Damn it, do you dare to turn it upside down?"
"Fuck you, fuck you!"
Qin Hegui: "...I don't even remember saying that."
In the distance, a group of people came rushing over, looking from a distance, it looked like a mass of dark clouds approaching.
The little guard who took the lead said: "Boss, today we found [-] people similar to Qin Hegui, among whom [-] were women. Qin Hegui. The confession is so flawless that it is impossible to judge the small ones."
Qin Hegui sighed when he looked at the girl who was as beautiful as a flower but full of shit, it turned out that I have changed my gender and split up!
Girl A: "The Lun family really looks like Qin Heigui, although the accent of the Nai Lun family doesn't quite match Qin Heigui's, but baa, the Lun family say it's really good!"
Girl B: "Fucking brother, hurry up to the magic palace, okay? That's it?"
Each of them deliberately chose to speak carefully, so that Qin Hegui had goose bumps all over his body.This feeling is too terrifying, everyone is imitating his every tone, from clothing to appearance, these people are four or five points similar to him!
It's like looking through countless distorting mirrors, some are good and some are bad, but none of them are me.
Qin Hegui's back felt cold, and he almost went crazy looking at the books about him all over the street, and hearing the people around him take the trouble to learn to speak by himself, his heart was devoured in an instant.
He grabbed a book, flipped it twice with trembling hands, and suddenly his eyes widened: "Liu Huangnian... imprisoned Qi Jue Niang? Raped the younger junior sister? And the corpses of Qin and Qin Hegui... Damn! Groove!"
The man in black suddenly came to his side and whispered: "3.141592—"
Qin Hehui was still immersed in the dog blood fan novels, and didn't realize it. When he heard him pause, he subconsciously replied: "6."
Unexpectedly, the man in black smiled charmingly, showing a meaningful smile, turned his head and said: "This person has passed the inspection, you take him away first!"
【Di-】
[The host body has been destroyed——]
[Villain kills: 0/2]
【mission failed. 】
The mechanized sound of the system echoed in the silent unknown space, and Qin Hehui was still immersed in the coolness of stabbing himself to death with a sword.
Look, if this is made into a TV series, the eight o'clock prime time will be stable.
[Do you want to give up the mission? 】
Qin Hegui's brain was slow to think about the meaning of the system, and it took him a long time to react. He asked loudly in disbelief: "The number of villains killed is zero? No one has been killed?!"
At this moment, only two words can express the collapse of Lao Tzu's heart!
He worked so hard to kill Chu Xiao and Ye Cheng, but in the end, they were not villains!
Ye Cheng is the boss of the judging world!
He kills and sets fire all day long, so he's not a villain? !
And Chu Xiao wanted to kill the male lead every day, so he didn't look like a good person at first glance, but he wasn't even considered a villain!
[Which behind-the-scenes boss have you ever seen jump out and tell you that he is the boss?The villain boss these days has more stories than the male lead, so how could it be a creature with an underdeveloped brain like Ye Cheng? 】
"...Chu Xiao, he..."
【If Chu Xiao had brains, he wouldn't be tricked by you. 】
"...So, I killed the wrong person?"
[Can you have a little IQ? 】
"..."
He was putting all his eggs in one basket at the beginning, but he didn't expect that these two people were not villains!But the villains that appeared in the original text were only the two of them, and Qin Hegui couldn't figure out what was tricky after thinking about it for a long time.
[In addition, your physical body has been destroyed, you now have two options, one, give up this mission and wait for the next mission.Two, transfer your physical body from Earth to that world.Note that when you transfer to this world, all traces of you on the earth will be obliterated, which means that you never existed on the earth.Even if you complete the mission in the future, you will not be able to return to Earth. 】
"Turn me, the earth's shell?"
Qin Hegui expected that the system would not allow him to be wiped out like this, so he cruelly asked Qijue Niang to burn him and destroy his body so that he could get a new body.
He didn't expect the system to transfer his own body to this world!
[Yes, you got the plug-in back then: Time to turn and star to move.You can forcefully bring the body of the earth here, but you can't go back after you bring it over.You have a day to think about it. 】
"Can't you go back?"
【right. 】
If he brought his body into this world, he would really only have Liu Huangnian left.
If Liu Huangnian just loves the face of the original owner, if Liu Huangnian is empathetic, if Liu Huangnian refuses to accept him, he comes to this strange world alone, but he cannot get Liu Huangnian's sincerity, he It will be a complete defeat.
He can't afford to lose.
He doesn't like this inexplicable different world at all, he only likes Liu Huangnian, this is the only reason he likes this world.
But, but if Liu Huangnian doesn't like him anymore, what should he do?
Time passed slowly.
The system reminded: [1 minute here is equal to a day outside, you should make a decision quickly.After all, you know Liu Huangnian, he is easy to criticize things stupidly. 】
"kindness."
Qin Hegui sighed softly, and suddenly remembered many, many things. Liu Huangnian smiled unsuspectingly at him, Liu Huangnian looked at him pitifully, Liu Huangnian's beautiful eyelashes and elegant side face, Liu Huangnian's To settle the trial for him, Liu Huangnian lowered his eyes to apply the medicine for him, and Liu Huangnian hugged him and shed tears.
Since he came to this world, Liu Huangnian has occupied every inch of his life.
Of course he is not as good-looking as the original owner, the big deal is that a few little girls greedy him when he was studying.
In front of so many Yingying and Yanyan, Qin Hegui was overshadowed, like a grass next to the delicate and beautiful roses, and it was the most humble foxtail, inconspicuous.
Time passed slowly.
Maybe he should try to believe in Liu Huangnian.
Qin Hegui was silent for a while. He was silent for so long that the system thought he had become a statue, soaked in the boundless blue sea.
"turn around."
The system was stunned: 【Are you really going to give up and go back? 】
Qin Hegui shrugged pretending to be relaxed: "I can't leave him anymore, I've lost him too many times, and I can't get him back if I leave him again."
A transparent bug waving blue wings landed on his finger, so Qin Hegui laughed and teased, "Hurry up, don't delay me from dating, can you?"
[System loading——]
[Body loading——]
[Successful loading——]
//
"You, turn around."
A rough voice suddenly resounded, Qin Hegui half knelt on the ground, his cold white slender fingers sank into the mud, and stared blankly at the scene in front of him.In the mottled alleyway, he was facing the wall, wearing a silver-white Taoist robe, and his long hair was scattered in a mess.
Who is speaking?
Just come back like this?
Where is this place?
"Tell you to turn around, can't you hear me?!" Seeing that he didn't respond, the man behind him grabbed his hair and pulled him forcefully.
Damn actually pull hair!
"Peppa Pig Day Your Mom!!!"
Qin Hegui's pupils suddenly constricted, his steel man of the 21st century was being pulled by the hair!
The man was tall and thick, with a thick back and a waist, and he was wearing black clothes that were close to his body.Qin Hegui kicked it as if he had kicked against a wall, the pain made him doubt his life.
"Embroidery skills."
The man in black taunted him twice, and grabbed his braid again, "Wouldn't it be okay if you stopped earlier? Why are you running? Isn't that why you dressed up like this to get into the magic palace?"
Qin Hegui:? ? ?
He plucked his ears in a funny way, just wanting to save his scalp quickly, and said mockingly: "Aha? Brother, say it again? What do you mean I want to sneak into the magic palace?"
Fuck you, I want to sneak into the magic palace!You demons are all mine!As long as I want to, he has to kneel on the ground and sing Conquer to Lao Tzu!
The man in black sneered, "It's not easy for you. In order to imitate Qin Hegui, you even changed your appearance."
"..."
what's going on.
Qin Hegui looked at him, but couldn't figure out what happened, and it took him a long time before he said, "What do you mean?"
The man in black said: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and follow me back to the Demon Palace."
"Is Liu Huangnian in the Demon Palace?" Qin Hegui asked eagerly.
"You can also call the devil's name?" The man in black looked disdainful, "There are too many people imitating Qin Hegui, don't think that you can see the devil after entering the devil's palace, the toad wants to eat swan meat, dream."
"..."
Don't let me see Liu Huangnian, otherwise I will take advantage of others and let Liu Huangnian beat you, really.
Qin Hegui muttered a few words, and reluctantly followed behind him, "I don't want to change my name or surname, why did I imitate Qin Hegui?"
The man in black didn't turn his head back: "Don't imitate, okay? I'm tired of listening to Qin Hegui's quotations, twenty people say that every day."
"What quotation?"
"Stop pretending, you know everything by heart, so don't pretend to be stupid with me, okay? I've seen people who look more like you than what you pretended to be. Every day, Qin Hegui died a long time ago. How could he be found? A bunch of liars Pretend to be Qin Hegui."
"..."
This world is so mysterious.
Qin Hegui walked to the street, only to realize that this is Qingyun Town.However, something is obviously wrong in Qingyun Town, and advertisements for books such as ""Complete Quotations of Crane Return", "Old Qin's Self-Cultivation", "On How to Get the Demon Lord's Great Attention"" are posted everywhere.
Someone yelled: "The price of jumping off the building! "The Inspirational Life of Qin Hegui" is sold at half price! Don't miss this opportunity! If you pass this village, there will be no store here!"
"OMG! "The Love, Hate and Enmity Between Me and the Demon Lord" is so good! Buy it, buy it!"
Then countless people are practicing the pronunciation of the crap in a funny way, because Qin Hegui once said such a passage: "Fuck, it is the essence of a culture, and everyone must master it proficiently. The word wo is pronounced three times, and the word cao Pronounce four tones to express anger. Pronounce wo four tones and cao four tones to express surprise. Pronounce wo once and cao once to express contempt. Pronounce wo four tones and cao two to express doubts. The word wo is pronounced four times, and the word cao is pronounced softly, expressing surprise. The word wo is pronounced softly, and the word cao is pronounced four times, expressing appreciation. Protecting intangible cultural heritage is everyone’s responsibility, starting from me.”
So this scene appeared on the street: "Fuck! Your shit is so good, shit!"
"Damn it, I actually think your shit is more shitty than mine!"
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!"
"Damn it, do you dare to turn it upside down?"
"Fuck you, fuck you!"
Qin Hegui: "...I don't even remember saying that."
In the distance, a group of people came rushing over, looking from a distance, it looked like a mass of dark clouds approaching.
The little guard who took the lead said: "Boss, today we found [-] people similar to Qin Hegui, among whom [-] were women. Qin Hegui. The confession is so flawless that it is impossible to judge the small ones."
Qin Hegui sighed when he looked at the girl who was as beautiful as a flower but full of shit, it turned out that I have changed my gender and split up!
Girl A: "The Lun family really looks like Qin Heigui, although the accent of the Nai Lun family doesn't quite match Qin Heigui's, but baa, the Lun family say it's really good!"
Girl B: "Fucking brother, hurry up to the magic palace, okay? That's it?"
Each of them deliberately chose to speak carefully, so that Qin Hegui had goose bumps all over his body.This feeling is too terrifying, everyone is imitating his every tone, from clothing to appearance, these people are four or five points similar to him!
It's like looking through countless distorting mirrors, some are good and some are bad, but none of them are me.
Qin Hegui's back felt cold, and he almost went crazy looking at the books about him all over the street, and hearing the people around him take the trouble to learn to speak by himself, his heart was devoured in an instant.
He grabbed a book, flipped it twice with trembling hands, and suddenly his eyes widened: "Liu Huangnian... imprisoned Qi Jue Niang? Raped the younger junior sister? And the corpses of Qin and Qin Hegui... Damn! Groove!"
The man in black suddenly came to his side and whispered: "3.141592—"
Qin Hehui was still immersed in the dog blood fan novels, and didn't realize it. When he heard him pause, he subconsciously replied: "6."
Unexpectedly, the man in black smiled charmingly, showing a meaningful smile, turned his head and said: "This person has passed the inspection, you take him away first!"
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