Did Big Brother pretend to be dead again today?

Qin Hegui sat on the edge of the cliff and began to think about life.

He, put in so much effort, gave up everything, and even gave up the only chance to return to the 21st century to come back and have a relationship.

At this time, it should be the male protagonist holding him and crying bitterly, saying that you are never allowed to leave me again, I have been waiting for you so hard, blah blah blah...

but!

This bastard Liu Huangnian didn't know which muscle was wrong. He suddenly became keen on fighting, and he went to occupy other people's territories when he had nothing to do. He fought from the southeast to the northwest, from the deep sea to the desert. Well, he finally got his retribution.

Liu Huangnian disappeared during the Northern Expedition.

According to the investigation on the spot, he was ambushed while passing a certain cliff, and the whole army was wiped out.

According to the usual routine in the Internet, he must have rolled off the cliff, and there must be a beautiful woman under the cliff, the beautiful woman must fall in love with him, and she will definitely give him the secret treasure of the family.

When the demons arrived at the scene, there was smoke and sorrow everywhere.They could only hastily restrain the bones, searched all around, and finally found that the Demon Lord was missing.

Qin Hegui really wanted to smoke a cigarette at this moment.

Although he doesn't smoke.

He sighed, stood up and circled the edge of the cliff.As far as he knew, there would definitely be a road inexplicably appearing on this cliff, leading directly to the bottom of the cliff.Don't ask, it's stupid to ask. Make the author stupid.

forget it. I'm done here.All bitter tears.

Sure enough, when he circled the third time, a dangerous path appeared illogically on the edge of the cliff, which was buried in the weeds with twists and turns, directly changing the terrain of the entire cliff.

Look, this is the power of the hero!

Look, this is the power of brain damage!

Look, this is the power of web writing!

Qin Hegui looked at the path and couldn't help but click his tongue twice.He cautiously followed the path down, and the path was overgrown with weeds. Fortunately, there were no beasts or perverts.

After all, only the male protagonist will encounter those things 100% of the time.

A supporting role like him who doesn't even deserve a name is not qualified to meet mobs to level up.

After walking for an unknown amount of time, Qin Hegui felt that his feet were bleeding from grinding.But he didn't dare to stop, there was still a long way to go, if he was a step slower, Liu Huangnian would meet a coquettish girl, maybe something would happen to Qiang Liehuo.

If he knew a little martial arts, it wouldn't be so miserable.

But Qin Hegui didn't know how to do it, so he could only follow the road slowly.Although there are no wild monsters on this road, the road is winding and dangerous, and the road that suddenly appears above the cliff is not easy to walk no matter what.If you get flustered and fall down, it is very likely that you will sleep here forever.

It was almost dark when Qin Hegui reached the bottom of the cliff.

He didn't care about rest, the first thing he did was to observe the environment at the bottom of the cliff immediately, a river that was also necessary for web articles appeared in front of him, and the black mist was lingering around, making it gloomy no matter how you looked at it.

A huge stone tablet stands by the river, with three characters written in crooked ancient characters on it.Qin Hegui didn't know him, so the system translated it for him: Guiyuanxi.

So here should be the last copy.

Qin Hegui felt a little lost, the plot had come to an end, why hadn't he and Liu Huangnian had a serious relationship yet?

Guiyuanxi is the last copy of the full text, where the male protagonist got the last golden finger, Guiyuanling.

That's right, it's the twin sister of Soul Locking Bell. Its function is unknown, but I know it's a pretty cool thing anyway.After the male protagonist worked so hard to kill the boss, he never used it.What it is used for is not mentioned in the full text, it is a huge pit.

Then Qin Hegui followed the creek and started running again. As the saying goes, water flows downhill, and the hero follows the water.If you fall off a cliff, you will fall into the water. A beautiful woman swims by the river.

Whenever the male protagonist falls off the cliff, he will float with the river, and finally stop miraculously in front of the female supporting role, completely ignoring the influence of physics and the force of the earth's rotation.Qin Hegui really wanted to ask, what the heck, is your river flooded or a typhoon, the water is so loud that it washes away people, I just want to know why people don't die?

To complain, to complain, Qin Hegui still really wants to see Liu Huangnian.

It is said that it has been five years since he left this world, that fat kid in the palace is already five years old, and Liu Huangnian has been happy to be a father for five years!

However, in the online article, the female supporting role can pick up the unconscious male protagonist X1 by walking by the river. Qin Hegui almost ran away and didn’t see a ghost. He guessed it shouldn’t be, the male protagonist Missing for a day, it's impossible for the female supporting role to bring him home as her husband so soon, right?

Logically speaking, it would take three days for the supporting actress to suddenly think: Oh, I really want to go to the riverside for a gai today!Then he successfully got the male lead.

When it was completely dark, Qin Hegui couldn't see the scenery clearly, and he might miss the hero by running along the river, so he could only find a cave to hide and wait for dawn, sighing while looking at the endlessly flowing river.

He really wanted to experience the joy of finding a beautiful man by the river.

It's so difficult that he doesn't deserve to pick up the male lead just because he's carrying a handle!Chiguoguo's sexism!

As he thought this way, tears fell again.He picked up a wooden root and poked it vigorously on the ground, cursing at the same time, making Liu Huangnian scold bloody, not as good as pigs and dogs.After scolding, I started pata pata to cry again, and continued to scold after crying enough.

He really wanted to see Lao Liu soon.

But he couldn't find him. Without the halo of female supporting roles, he would not be able to casually pick up a male lead by the river and take him home as his husband. That is the exclusive right of female supporting roles.

It's fine if he can't find it, but those goblins can find it!

"What a fucking stupid plot, why is it so difficult for me to fall in love! Fuck, didn't your mother's ancestors tell you that the plot needs HE audiences to buy it? God's mother is missing, and your mother is missing! It's like this every time ..." Qin He breathed out sweetly, but he didn't know who he was scolding.

The system couldn't stand it anymore, and jumped out and said: [It's useless for you to be angry, the plot has already progressed here, let's accept the reality! 】

Qin Hegui looked at the light blue light screen of the system with red eyes, and covered his left chest with his right hand, where a fiery heart was beating heavily.

After a long time, Qin Hegui said in a hoarse voice: "Brother... don't let him get hurt again? You don't feel bad, I feel bad... You arrange plots for him over and over again for the sake of hits or ratings. Injured, you are happy, but can you feel sorry for him... He is my lover, how do you want me to watch him bleed from the perspective of watching a drama?"

The system is silent.

"Is it okay to let him go? He doesn't want to be number one in the first place, so don't force him? I'm his Taoist companion, and I don't even expect him to be a god. What are you people looking forward to? Ah ?”

Qin Hegui stopped talking, with reddish sadness in his eyes, he looked at the slowly flowing river, and slowly closed his eyes.

The system didn't have a real body, so it looked anxious, so it could only type a sentence on the light screen: [Don't be sad, you just wait here, someone will pass by tomorrow, just follow her. 】

Qin Hegui suddenly opened his eyes, and murmured: "You..."

Sixth Master said coolly: [Whatever, just make an exception.Grandpa has a lot of privileges. 】

"I didn't encounter anything on the road today, and you arranged it?"

[Baby Qiqi called. 】

Qin Hegui raised the corners of his mouth and smiled softly, "Thank you... Sixth Master."

[Go thank my baby Qiqi, don't thank me. 】

Qin Hegui closed his eyes and rested his mind, he thought, no matter how difficult the road ahead is, he should accompany Liu Huangnian on it.Ever since he was a child, he has never robbed others of anything, grades, promotions, honors, awards, and he has given up so much, except Liu Huangnian.

This person, he must snatch it back.

It was dawn in a trance, and the light pierced through the thick clouds, piercing the night, and I could barely see the surrounding things clearly.Qin Hegui quickly lifted his spirits and waited for the passing girl.

The river is rushing, and the sound of water is murmuring.

At noon, Qin Hegui was very excited when he saw a girl in pink clothes approaching from afar. Then he took a closer look, and, damn it, she was actually carrying a person in black clothes on her back!

Who else could it be!

Year of Willow Desolation!

Stepping through the iron shoes, there is nowhere to find it, and it takes no effort to get it!

After thinking about it, I feel unfair again, damn it!I obviously searched for that area yesterday!Why can't I find it!You'll find it with just one glance!

I saw that this girl's face is like a peach blossom, without exception, she has a childlike face with big breasts, a melon-shaped face, big eyes, high nose bridge and small mouth, and a unified contemporary Internet celebrity face.

With Liu Huangnian on her back, this 1.9-meter-high guy actually doesn't blush, doesn't beat his heart, doesn't take a breath, can jump up and down when he walks, and even whistles when he's in a good mood.This is really the so-called female supporting role who has no strength to restrain a chicken, but whose waist is soft and easy to push down! ?

The corners of Qin Hegui's mouth began to twitch again. Sure enough, the novels are all lies. With all the supernatural powers of these girls, how could it be impossible to unscrew the bottle caps!It is estimated that the bottle can be crushed directly!

He weighed his strength and chose to find a weapon.How embarrassing it would be if you were beaten up by a girl.

He picked up the wooden stick he used last night, and went up to meet him without saying a word, holding the wooden stick in his hand, pointing at the girl and shouting: "Stop! Robbery!"

The younger sister turned pale, and shouted: "Ahhh!"

Qin Hegui hehehehaha, the operation was as fierce as a tiger, the wooden stick swayed wildly, and finally shouted: "I am robbed!"

When my sister looked at him, she saw that this man was plump and handsome, his eyebrows and eyes were picturesque, and he looked like a book, no matter how you looked at him, he was a handsome man.Look at this one on the back again, the whole face is covered with blood, although the belly feels hard to the touch and definitely has abs, but it looks indescribable, who knows how ugly it is after washing it?

May I ask, which one do you want as your husband, a man who already knows he is handsome or a man who is dying and looks ugly?

So the younger sister threw the male lead on the ground resolutely, clutching her chest to greet him but refused, and shyly shouted: "Oh, don't treat him like this!"

Qin Hegui pushed her away, hugged the landed hero carefully into his arms, and wiped his face with his hands, his face full of indifference: "It's not you who robbed me, why are you so flustered?"

Sister: "...:"

This is out of the ordinary.