Oops!The boss checks my leveling situation!

The bird man above his head can also do it, maybe he will hire a row of strippers to dance on my grave. "

OK, the sunroof is open, and the chairman has bungee-jumped.

15. Killing parents is nothing more than that

The chairman jumped to the ground, straightened his clothes calmly, and then went down.The president smiled solemnly: "Should I be glad you didn't wear that pair of red underwear today?"

Chairman: "Why do you think I wear red underwear? This year is not my birth year!"

The president smiled: "Because Superman always lands like you, and he will do a signature move."

As he spoke, he stretched out his fist: "It's like this, how about I go get a blue tights and red underwear and make you a red cape?"

The chairman sighed: "Then wear all these miscellaneous things inside, and then I will tear off my Armani suit when I jump in the air? My clothes are very expensive, okay?"

CEO: "So you came here today just to grab my three-headed abalone?"

The chairman sat down: "Not only that, but also grab your Buddha Jumping Wall."

He picked up the knife and fork on the president's seat, and calmly pierced an abalone out of it: "Why can Yi Yan eat three abalones and I can only eat four?"

The CEO spread his hands: "I can't help it. The doctor said that your cholesterol is too high and you need to eat more light food."

The chairman was silent for a second: "I remember that abalone doesn't seem to eat cholesterol."

The president smiled very formally: "After all, no one will eat Buddha jumping over the wall for seven days in a row."

Chairman: "What you said seems to make sense."

The chairman who is nearly 40 years old is now taking time out to do facelifts, which is not much different from middle-aged people in their [-]s, especially not too young in mind.

He finished two servings of Buddha Jumping Wall like a storm: "Is there more?"

CEO: "No, this is my one-month reserve. In order to show my approval for your airborne assistant, I specially took out the stock to prepare for this welcome party."

The chairman gritted his teeth regretfully: "But I heard that you gave them boxed lunches alone, threatening to deduct the year-end bonus if they don't come."

President: "This is the best way to enhance their sense of identity. They are motivated and passionate, and they will effectively adjust themselves."

Chairman: "So you haven't gone bankrupt after all these years of nonsense?"

CEO: "Not yet, but twice more."

The chairman was silent again, he looked at Yi Yan: "Are you sure you want to be this bastard's assistant?"

Yi Yan finally waited for his speaking round, and he pushed his glasses: "I think it is very necessary to be able to effectively understand the real needs of the president, close the relationship with the board of directors, and form a friendly, harmonious and happy new pattern."

Chairman: "So you are trying to match his performance and try not to let him be on social news the next day for some unspeakable reasons?"

The president interjected: "What do you think is the reason why I can't tell?"

Chairman: "For example, you sleepwalked in the middle of the night holding a pig doll and jumped out of the window and fell to your death?"

CEO: "Wake up, you welded all my windows to anti-theft windows, I have no chance to jump out of the windows."

The chairman was a little bit regretful: "Why don't you move to the first floor, so that you won't jump to the basement."

CEO: "Co-author, do you think I can still dig a tunnel in the middle of the night and directly dig down the house?"

Chairman: "No, usually I'm worried about you going to heaven, so I couldn't resist throwing bombs in my office."

The president had no expression on his face: "So you came here today to eat my two portions of Buddha Jumping Over the Wall and to be funny?"

The chairman shook his head: "I always feel that you bastard is going to hold back a big move, but I am a little relieved to see that you are so honest."

CEO: "Go on, the social news tomorrow will probably be that the chairman of the Qin Group was arrested and imprisoned on suspicion of soliciting ♂ prostitution."

Yi Yan couldn't hold back: "Who whores ♂ doesn't seem to go to jail."

CEO: "That's a detention center. Anyway, I have a criminal record, so I'm fine."

Yi Yan sighed: "Killing parents is nothing more than that."

The chairman was very pleased: "Do you want me to share my experience with you?"

CEO: "Don't pretend that I don't know what you're thinking, maybe you'll put medicine in my water, and then a dozen cute girls line up outside the door to want to fuck me."

Chairman: "If there is such an opportunity, will I give it to you? I'm sure I have come!"

Yi Yan turned his back, and Xiao Wu, the secretary next to him who was acting as a background board, couldn't bear it anymore seeing him clenching his hands.

Brother, it seems that endurance still needs to be exercised.

For the instant noodles that Xiaomeng ate for dinner, he specially cooked a runny egg for himself, and happily picked it up with chopsticks and mixed it with the instant noodles to suck it up.

A set of talent tree skill points for the Nanny is about to be released, and the only thing he needs to do is to keep up with the equipment, so he can drive the Nanny and gallop around in various dungeons to pick up trash.

It's still easy for the nanny, just write an automatic damage reduction shield and automatic selection of blood-reduced targets, just take a sip, and you don't need to move.He put the trumpet on, put the bowl in front of the computer, and stared at the computer to watch the gossip of the world while eating.

Suddenly, he noticed a very strange thing.

Unexpectedly, an unknown id also has a cool logo online. Logically speaking, shouldn't it be the CEO's Great Qin Empire?

He frowned and went to the account of Great Qin Empire, and sure enough, the cool id mark was gone.

He immediately opened the official website to search for the reverse ranking of the server, and sure enough, the first one was not the president, but someone else.

He used his trumpet to add a friend who was the number one new write-off, and looked at his equipment. Compared with the garbage on his body, where the hell can the money go?

I'm afraid it wasn't released in the game for fishing.

Their service is full of local tyrants. In addition to the president who has been the number one all year round, there are also a few big bosses, such as Yunge and the airport, all of which are worth millions.

Especially this Yunge, who is said to be a super rich woman, has a Yunge family under her command, the format is Yunge xx, and when she joins the family, Yunge buys big wings for her. Standing on the streets of the main city, her wings are flamboyantly flamboyant, showing that They are the most swaying pheasants of the Yunge family.

Xiao Meng hesitated for a moment, feeling that it is better not to tell the boss, so as to prevent him from getting angry with others.

Xiaomeng always feels that there is no need to spend money on small things, especially in games. It would be great to use the money to do charity and buy trees, but other people's money is also earned. Bitter, used to poor life.

Everyone in the world was waiting for the Great Qin Empire to speak, and some people came to chat with Xiaomeng why he didn't continue to charge. They were waiting for the Great Qin Empire to give out red envelopes.

When Xiaomeng thought that after the CEO picked him up from Xinshou Village and sent him 20 red envelopes as a thank you, he felt that it was a waste.

He turned off the secret chat, and honestly did the daily routine for the boss first, and then switched to his nanny account to brush up the dungeon materials.

As a result, some people spread rumors from all over the world that the Great Qin Empire could not afford to play, and that the first write-offs were all handed over to others, and now it is uncertain which construction site to move bricks.

Others echoed, Xiaomeng wanted to laugh when she saw each line, and couldn't help but take a screenshot and send it to the secretary.

The secretary glanced at the phone, frowned, and planned to go back to her Assassin at night, and kill all those who mocked the president one by one.

Xiaomeng: Miss Wu, don't tell the boss, I'm afraid he can't help but fight with others again. I guess this new one is the game's entrustment. They just change the data in the background. We spend real money on it. loss.

The secretary felt warm when he saw this sentence.

Look at how sensible, caring and considerate our power leveling is!

Xiao Wu: Well, I see, the boss will not be playing the game for the past two days, he has to deal with some things, and he will come to you when it is over.

Seeing the secretary's reply, Xiao Meng rubbed her hands excitedly. Does this mean that the president will not come over and squat down to wait for dinner?

He hummed that today is a good day, and went to wash the dishes happily, planning to eat some good tonic tomorrow, um, let’s fry an eggplant box!

Sure enough, the next day, the president said that he was very busy recently, so Xiao Meng remembered to complete all the tasks, and all the materials could be transferred to the nanny account.

Xiao Meng poured some gold, made a set of equipment that can be used for the book, and made a suit of third-level gems, and immediately engraved it if he thought it was enough.

The neighbor next door went to the vegetable market today and brought him two big eggplants. After he took them, he hung up the game script, moved his neck and hands, and went to cook.

When his hands were full of starch and ready to fry in the oil pan, the familiar knock on the door came again.

Xiao Meng frowned, if it wasn't the president, who would it be?

He wiped his hands and opened the door to have a look.

Good guy, the president's secretary Jia Yiyan, three big mountains are here together.

Xiao Meng watched the three top-level talents crowded in his small living room and fell silent, then he asked tremblingly, "Didn't you agree not to come today?"

Yi Yan looked apologetic: "No way, the company has a power outage."

The president's expression was very serious: "Blame me, I couldn't help but want to play with wires."

The secretary lowered his head: "It's my fault too, I didn't stop it in time."

Xiao Meng: "...So the company was bombed?"

CEO: "That's not the case... It's just that the power went out in my office."

Xiaomeng: "...does this necessarily have anything to do with you coming here?"

Yi Yan: "Yes, I'm begging for food."

Xiaomeng Fu forehead, damn it, I was so happy yesterday!

He went back to the kitchen angrily, turned on the gas stove and fried eggplant boxes.

Hearing the sound of sizzling in the living room, the CEO touched the chopsticks happily: "So what are you eating today?"

The secretary brought him a bowl: "It's made of eggplant, it should be an eggplant box."

Yi Yan went to get a small dish dipped in soy sauce: "I'm looking forward to it."

While frying in the pan, Xiao Meng opened the refrigerator, boiled water resignedly, and poured two boxes of dumplings into it.There is one more person today, so I really can't order noodles.

two plates of dumplings