Not good enough. "

The president is confident: "It's because this game is the easiest one I've ever played! What's the point of buying his company? Do you see this group of idiots plotting in front of me every day!"

Xiao Meng: "...you also know that their planning is stupid, so why are you spending so much money?"

CEO: "No matter! Hurry up!"

Xiaomeng thought, this is probably the entertainment method of rich people, it is too normal for poor people like him not to understand.

In fact, there is no way. Qin Zhou received elite education since he was a child, and he studied in small classes, so he rarely had contact with his peers. His own father gave him a start-up fund when he graduated from university, and hoped that he would spend it quickly, and then Go back to the headquarters as a mascot, and then embark on the road of marriage.

Unexpectedly, although Qin Zhou's brain is not good, he knows very well that the money must be spent properly.Spend money directly to find headhunters, let them go to each company to find the most important department, money is not a problem, as long as people come, anything is fine.

Of course, Qin Zhou pays great attention to such things as eye-catching, kicking out those who are not capable, throwing those who are not pleasing to the eye to the headquarters to make trouble, and staying with those who are capable and eye-catching. If you want equipment and equipment, you need treatment and treatment, everyone works Positivity soared.

In their hearts, although the boss is mentally retarded, he is obviously a good mentally retarded person who does not interfere with work!

The company's annual profits are racing upwards, trying to keep up with the headquarters, which surprised the veterans at the headquarters who were once pessimistic. During the annual meeting, they asked him what experience he had.

President Qin Zhou went up to speak: "I don't have much experience, just let them do what they need to do every day. Except for those who write code, don't give me overtime."

The host below was dumbfounded: "Young Director, isn't something wrong with you like this!"

The president touched his conscience: "I just can't see them working overtime and burning my utility bills! Go back!"

The secretary wiped away his tears, our boss is a good boss, but he is a bit too smart, how will we develop in the future!

Later, various departments took the initiative to ask for overtime, saying that they hoped that the company could be listed as soon as possible and get rid of the shackles of the headquarters.

The president looked blank: "Why do we want to go public? If we don't go public now, the headquarters will still have to give me pocket money every year! A lot of it! You get your travel money every year from my pocket money, do you know that!"

Finance Department: "Boss, are we really not considering going public?"

CEO: "What can I do if I go public? Sell stocks? I just want to find a job, and I'll just wait until I die. I'll just watch you guys do it."

Technical department: "Then boss, can you stop squatting here in our technical department every day, we are under a lot of pressure, and you won't let us work overtime!"

CEO: "As a laborer in the new era, isn't not working overtime the final bottom line? Are you out of your mind? Are you so strongly demanding overtime work!"

Technology Department: "How about this, boss, how about playing games? Playing games is also a waste of time, we will play with you when we have time, so why don't you come to our department and stare at it?"

The president was moved: "Then what game do I play? I haven't played a game since I graduated."

In this way, the president started the road of choosing games.

What battle game, role-playing game, stand-alone game, word game, after he played a round, he found that "Doomsday" is the most suitable for him, spending money can make people happy, a knife down to critical hit 999, just go up on time every month to open a gift bag.

The CEO is very satisfied, but sometimes some people take advantage of his technical garbage and use all kinds of kite flying to wear down his blood, and finally kill him like spawning monsters.

The president was very dissatisfied, and squatted in the technical department again.

Technical Department: "Boss! Please stop squatting with us!"

CEO: "I was killed, do you have any conscience, and you won't escort me!"

Technical department: "Our technical department writes codes, not plays games with you! Otherwise, you can find a studio. The studio is very caring. It is said that it can provide 1-to-1 service. Can you go to the studio? "

The president was moved again: "Then help me find a reliable one, and if I do, I'll give you a raise."

The bosses in the technical department are actually not interested in this salary. When the main thief just got inspiration, the president squatted at their door and scratched the door again, asking them to be hackers to hack the computer of the person who killed him. I wrote a small blacklist book to record the number of times I was killed every day.

Finally, through their big data selection, Xiaomeng was selected as an excellent studio, which is well-known both inside and outside the post bar. As long as the money is in place, everything can be practiced.

The president asked him to find his contact information, but somehow he found out that Xiaomeng lived in the same city, and he felt even better.

Hurry over and play games with him.

3. My boss is so childish

The president looked at the time and started urging Xiaomeng again.

CEO: "Are you really a studio? Why is it so slow to hand in a task!"

Xiaomeng: "The pre-game settings are like this, what can I do!"

The president was very angry: "Aren't all the studios very awesome! Shouldn't you move your finger and be able to upgrade to the full level immediately!"

Xiao Meng rolled his eyes: "Boss, can you read less of your novels? The studio is desperate to take advantage of the game's loopholes and write scripts, okay?"

The president was very frustrated: "Is this so? Then how long will it take for you to come out...I'm going to get off work later!"

Xiao Meng looked at the time showing 10:43: "Boss, it's not even noon yet."

The president is confident: "Our company closes at 11 o'clock! There is also a mandatory one-hour lunch break! You have to feed the cat at 1 o'clock in the afternoon, which means that I can play for a while in the morning!"

Xiaomeng: "...you don't need to accompany me when I practice leveling."

CEO: "Who said I was with you! I...I just have nothing to do! I want...I want to sit until I get off work!"

Xiaomeng: "Then you won't see the nanny leaving Xinshou Village today, so give up."

Xiaomeng squatted on the ground with the phone on to collect herbs for making potions, thinking about how to farm materials in the future.

In this dog game, players can also enjoy the game world with a leopard head. There are many thresholds, such as the online hour requirement, and the necessary skill points for the talent tree need to be obtained from the guild materials. When I think of the skills that are popular with nurses , Every material has to go to the sky, Xiaomeng's head is about to explode.

As soon as 11:[-] noon arrived, the system really posted a server-wide announcement saying "Farewell to the Great Qin Empire's Offline".

While thinking about how to collect materials, Xiao Meng also opened the takeaway interface, planning to eat something good today to calm the surprise.

The president looked at the computer with a black screen in front of him, wanting to cry.

If I knew I wouldn't let those thieves in the technical department set my computer to force shutdown at 11 o'clock!

The secretary knocked on the door and came in: "Boss, it's time for dinner, shouldn't we drive them to dinner?"

The president was silent for a while: "Who set my computer to shut down at 11 o'clock last time? Drag him over and eat with me!"

The second-in-command of the technology department expressed fear and trepidation, saying that he hadn't finished writing today's code and could not attend the appointment, and asked the president to enjoy the good time at noon.

The CEO looked at the meal in front of him and couldn't tell what the raw materials were: "I remember that what I wanted was stewed pork ribs with watercress, short ribs, barley rice soup, barbecued pork in honey sauce, assorted eggs, and fried rice without egg whites."

Secretary: "It's my negligence. The soup hasn't been delivered yet. I'll rush it for you right away."

CEO: "Then why today's egg fried rice...is black?"

Secretary: "I heard that for your health, the chef decided not to use MSG and salt, but to use dark soy sauce for coloring and seasoning."

CEO: "He's going to be blind!"

The secretary was very nervous: "Then you see..."

CEO: "Remove him from his current position, don't let him appear in my kitchen..."

The president raised his hand: "Wait, he can't be stifled with such an innovative spirit. Get him a small stove and let him cook for the technical department!"

Now it was the secretary's turn to be silent, she hesitated for a moment and said what she wanted to say: "Actually, you... are just upset that you can't play the game!"

The president was expressionless: "Go, ask this cook if there is any fried rice with eggs. If not, take mine to the technical department and let everyone eat it for me!"

As soon as the words were finished, the CEO's cell phone rang. He looked at the number with an expression of displeasure but I had to obey.

President: "I don't want to have a meeting."

The president kisses the chairman of the headquarters: "This is not a question of whether you want it or not, it is your responsibility and obligation."

CEO: "Last time you lied to me that you only had a meeting for one morning, and you even took me to Madagascar to see penguins."

Chairman: "I keep my word, I did take you there."

CEO: "As a result, I held meetings for a week, squatted in the jungle, and was bitten by mosquitoes in a row."

Chairman: "It's because you didn't do a good job of repelling mosquitoes. You can't blame me for not fulfilling our contract."

CEO: "Tell me first, where are you going this time?"

Chairman: "surprise!"

The president directly hung up the phone: "Surprise, you banana boat!"

In the evening, the chairman's plane stopped on the roof of the president's office. The president held a 2-meter-tall teddy bear and forced him to take it with him, and he refused to leave without it.

Chairman: "I remember you are 29 years old this year."

CEO: "Yes, but I never had childhood and fantasies, so I'll make up for it by hugging a bear, is it wrong?"

Chairman: "Can't you just speak up?"

President: "I remember that I have clearly expressed my determination not to hold meetings."

Chairman: "I thought you were half-hearted."

CEO: "I'm very loyal, I just want to die in my office, and there is my Peppa Fantasy Castle in my office."

Chairman

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