Oops!The boss checks my leveling situation!

After this question, you can guess his reaction. "

The president took a sip: "It is said that your partner is a medical student, so he won't give you a full body checkup?"

Feng Wu: "He asked me to go for a physical examination for AIDS first, and then the first physical examination report came out and I was fine. After another three months of re-examination, I was found to be fine, and we started living together."

CEO: "Sounds like a very serious person. It is really lucky to have such a doctor in the future."

Feng Wu: "Put it down, I don't want him to be a doctor at all, he just needs to do his academic work with peace of mind, I will pay his dad on June [-]th, if he graduates and goes to the hospital, I'm afraid he will die the next day." After being hacked, it was hard to find a suitable one, and I would cry to death without it."

CEO: "To be honest, I used to think that you might go to Zhanjie Street girls... But I didn't expect that you are with a man now, and the impact is still a bit big."

Feng Wu finished the last point: "What's the matter with the man, he is good-looking, well-behaved and fair, his family is clean, and I like his temper. He spends money on everything he can use, and every equipment can be used. Cherish it. You haven’t seen some women in the past who are so spoiled that I must marry her. I sent a small bag worth tens of thousands, and said that my style was wrong, so I asked me to give her another one. I said, then you take the previous one. Give it to me, and I'll exchange it for what you want, but she couldn't bear it anymore, and while humiliating herself, she wanted to take money from me, disgusted."

CEO: "Thinking about it this way, your partner is actually pretty good. It will help you solve your future health problems and your family's problems. Now medical insurance is also expensive, so it's not a loss."

Feng Wu: "To be honest, I want to get married now. I even want to get a green card in the United States, and then drag him to get married abroad. His parents don't have any objections, but he has no time. He can arrange for himself very satisfactorily." Yes, I wanted to be jealous of his seniors for a while, he stayed with his seniors for at least 8 hours a day, and I could see him for 2 hours a day."

CEO: "This vinegar smell...so strong that I want to eat dumplings."

Feng Wu: "It's impossible for you to ask me out today because you want to hide from your father. Tell me, do you really like your little power leveling?"

CEO: "To be honest, I saw his ID card today."

Feng Wu: "What's the matter? It's still Xiaojiabiyu who can make you look good. This kid is basically not bad looking. You can take it out."

President: "How should I put it? According to his ID card, he looks pretty good. Today, there was almost a quarrel again. I wanted him to get a haircut, but he refused. Instead, he made a rubber band and tied a pigtail. The feeling of being male or female.”

Feng Wu burst out laughing: "Brother, you are almost done. I dare not interfere with my partner's haircut. He has a set of theories. If I think his hair has grown, I can give my opinion but I can't move it. His brothers Basically the same. It is said that after studying medicine, the hair will become less and less."

The president was expressionless: "So what does it have to do with my power leveling and not cutting my hair?"

Feng Wu: "It's possible that you were worried about baldness when you were leveling and writing code, so you grow such a little hair in a year, and you still feel uncomfortable forcing him to cut it. Isn't that embarrassing?"

President: "Then you don't cut your girlfriend?"

Feng Wu: "He himself feels that the growth will affect his thinking. He will cut it, and he will not go to repair it until half a year after cutting it. One of his seniors even gave up on himself and directly bald his head. It is easy to take care of, because it is cold in winter. It’s a little bit worse, but that senior brother is tall and burly, and after he bald his head, it is said that there are fewer medical troubles.”

CEO: "Okay, is this the persistence of a science man?"

Feng Wu: "I can't tell." He patted the CEO on the shoulder: "Qin Zhou, to be honest, I suspect that you may really like your power leveling. I have a lot of heirs, just go and grab one." The nephew can be adopted. You are different from me, so you really want to go this way and think about it. One day you feel that you like him, you tell me, I will take you to GAY."

President: "... If I like him, does it have anything to do with you taking me to a gay bar?"

Feng Wu: "Let me tell you, I was also hesitating at that time. I suspected that I was bent, otherwise why would I be interested in a man. I went to GAY for a few days, drinking alone there, don't say no Don’t sell those who come over to court me, 600 a time and 2000 a night, any posture is fine. I throw him 100 yuan and let him go, don’t appear in front of me. GAY bars are actually similar to ordinary bars, and there are even What is the convention, the one who takes the lighter is the attacker, the one who takes the cigarettes is the shou, and the one who gets it is borrowed. There is a small hotel behind the bar, and a room is 50. I stood there for more than 3 hours that day. This circle It's too messy, and when I think about my partner being so clean, it's totally different from these coquettish ♂gorgeous♂sluts♂. I'm not interested in other men, but I just want to chase my partner, maybe I will It may not be successful, but I always feel that I have regrets if I don’t chase after him. I’m still very happy together, but I can’t make it public. There are still many people around him who want to pick him up. He hasn’t realized it yet. It’s very troublesome for me to deal with these people. of."

CEO: "...So you're sharing the burden of love again? Wake up! I'm not sure I like my power leveling yet!"

Feng Wu: "Brother, if you hesitate, it means that you already have this tendency. I suggest you plan an escape route now. By then, you will have to break through far more shackles than me."

CEO: "I would like to borrow your auspicious words... I drink too much and want to go to the toilet."

Feng Wu: "Hold it, it's not good to defecate anywhere on the side of the road."

The CEO was aggrieved: "Do you think I'm such...a person with low quality!"

Feng Wu spread his hands: "People have three urgencies, who knows when you can't bear it anymore... Ah, my partner is here!"

Qiao Wei jumped out of the taxi and walked towards the food stall with his satchel on his back. He waved to Feng Wu, and Feng Wu turned his head: "Or you can defecate anywhere after I leave. I'm leaving. How about today?" It’s easy for me to miss the school.”

CEO: "Let's live in your fucking world of two! Let's go!"

24. What to do if you encounter garbage when you go out

The president may not know that every day after he leaves, Xiao Meng will open the post bar and start recording his evil deeds. The title of the post is "What should the boss check my leveling situation?"

Xiaomeng started to write like clocking in every day, what did the president do here today, and what the president meant. I hope all kinds of magical powers can help explain.

[主故事] The username was taken blindly (Xiao Meng): Today my boss came over again with a carton of milk, saying that it was milked by the cows in his ranch... Forget it, he has convulsions again, I don’t know what’s going on I was thinking about my hair, and once wanted to push my hair with a hair clipper, what should I do?Will I keep my hair if I beat him!

The following group of people left a message.

Passerby 1: Brother, I have been chasing after you since the first day you opened the post... How does the current development feel like I am reading a romance novel, your boss finds you in the slums and entrusts you to help him level the game every day? Sit down every day... why don't you just ask him if he was followed by some evil fate before, let him fall in love with you but don't know how to express it.

Passer-by 2: I think this post is too obvious, no boss would bring milk to the door!Is this milk inlaid with gold?

Passerby 3: You missed the point!How could the boss suddenly want to shave his hair!Is it because when you were leveling, the boss accidentally discovered the beauty of the prosperous age hidden in the miscellaneous hair of Shamat...

Passerby 4: @ Passerby 3, your script may have been written by my younger sister who is in kindergarten. Now she is chasing after the beloved wife and CEO every day.

[Original] The username was taken blindly (Xiao Meng): Can you please stop posting such nonsense?I'm fucking straight!My boss is also straight!The secretary next to him is in great shape!I feel like my boss is a secretary!The point is that he wants to cut my hair now, okay?

Passerby 6: What kind of hair...so expensive?Otherwise, you, the landlord, tell your boss how much you will pay before you are willing to cut it. He may not cut it if he feels sorry for the money. Of course, say a larger number.

[Original] The user name was taken blindly (Xiaomeng): @路人6 hehe, if I really said the price, he would give me a credit card right away, and then let people break into my slums and make pigtails for me. not allowed.

Passerby 7: In the final analysis, the landlord is very precious to his hair!Is it a programmer!

[Original] The username was chosen blindly (Xiaomeng): I’m not a programmer...but I used to write codes before working as a studio booster.

Passer-by 2: Programmer...I understand, I understand, but fortunately, the poster, you got out of the sea of ​​suffering and kept your hair.

Passer-by 6: It is true that money cannot be exchanged. You may not know how many bottles of potions for hair growth will be poured in the future.

The following group of people seconded the proposal, that is, none of them can propose practical actions.

Xiao Meng was very sad, feeling that the president was staring at his hair, and even dreamed that the president was holding a comb and big scissors in his hand, stroking his head lovingly, and asking him: "Xiao Meng, my nurse is good at practicing. Yet?"

He thought about it: "Not yet, there are still a few..."

With a click of the scissors, Xiao Meng's bangs disappeared.

President: "And then?"

Xiao Meng sniffled: "After practicing, I can play anytime."

The president turned his back and put on the nanny number. Seeing that the talent tree hadn't been ordered yet, he came back and cut the hair on the back of his neck with another slash.

The president smirked: "I'll make it thinner for you. You should wear a hat in winter, and you shouldn't have such long hair."

Xiaomeng opened his eyes suddenly: "Lie