Oops!The boss checks my leveling situation!

Tu bargaining: "Why don't you do this, and don't buy me snacks in the future, I don't really like these."

The president's eyes are particularly bright: "Then what do you like to eat? Chocolate cake? Cranberry cookies? White Lover? Or preserved fruit? I'm curious!"

Xiaomeng felt that if he said what he liked in the next second, his home might be blocked by all the major express delivery companies the next day.

Xiao Meng smiled: "I like eating the most, so I eat seriously every day."

The president was silent for a while: "I remember there seems to be a snack called fried rice? Or rice crust? Go back and ask Xiao Wu, she seems to have eaten it in front of me."

Xiao Meng quickly interrupted him: "I'm talking about rice! I didn't have enough to eat when I was a child! So now I eat seriously and don't eat snacks!"

The president reached out and took off his glasses: "I don't believe a word you say, if you love to eat, why can't you gain weight?"

Xiao Meng, who didn't have glasses, innocently thought of the penguin circling: "My glasses!"

The president snorted: "What do you like? Don't say I won't pay you back!"

Xiao Meng was very helpless: "Why do you always want to buy things for me? I really don't need it."

The president thought to himself, isn't this going to chase you?Wouldn't you be blind if you don't know what you like?

He changed his mind, why don't I contract a supermarket?Every day Xiaomeng goes in and wants to buy something, just brush his face and take it, the loss is all mine, it is impossible for him not to like the whole supermarket, right?

Oops I'm such a genius!

President Yizheng said: "I understand the needs of employees! Employees without desires will not be good employees at work!"

Xiao Meng hesitated for a moment: "Is there no one in your staff who is just waiting to die?"

CEO: "Wake up, there is only one scumbag waiting to die in the whole company, and that's me!"

Xiao Meng: "...you are still very proud when you say that?!"

The CEO put his hands on his hips: "Of course! If I wait to die, it means that their workload and tasks are overfulfilled! I don't need to keep an eye on it! An enterprise requires the boss to keep an eye on it all the time, and intervene in every process. It's not right!"

Xiao Meng Fue: "What you said seems to make sense...but what does it have to do with giving me something!"

The president abruptly reversed the meaning he wanted to express: "I like... I appreciate you! So I need to know and avoid sending you the wrong things on important festivals! Xiao Wu, I give her every festival! Don't believe you ask her!"

Xiao Meng was suspicious: "Are you sure you gave me something because you admired me...?"

The president nodded wildly: "Yes! I don't appreciate why you gave you something! I'm not that kind of pervert! Put glue in people's eye drops!"

Xiao Meng spread his hands: "Okay... I like it... I like matcha biscuits. I eat one piece a day. If there are too many, I get tired. Can you return my glasses?"

The president tilted his head: "Do you like matcha flavor very much?"

Xiaomeng put on his glasses and shook: "Well, I actually seldom eat candy, because the candy now is not like when I was a child. I feel that it is a little sweeter. If I eat two extra pieces, I will get tired and can't help but drink a lot. of water."

CEO: "Then... let me buy you chocolate! It makes perfect! It tastes better"

Xiao Meng was puzzled: "Why do you buy chocolate? That is very expensive. If you really want to buy it for me, just buy the cheapest matcha biscuit."

The president wondered if it would be okay to give someone a gift without chocolate!What matcha biscuits to send!Lose share!

President: "Alright then."

Xiao Meng: "Actually... I can just buy it myself."

President: "Because the Double Ninth Festival is coming soon, I plan to buy it for you. What's the matter? Do you have any comments?"

Xiao Meng: "The Double Ninth Festival...isn't it for the elderly!"

The president's gaze was very deep: "In my eyes, your technology is already at the ashes level. It's okay for you to celebrate the Double Ninth Festival, right?"

Xiao Meng was shocked by his unreasonable reasoning, and felt more and more uneasy.

It's fucking meaningless in it, I can go to the second-hand recycling market with my brain!

The president felt his emotions, and urgently found a way for himself: "Usually we give Chongyang cakes in Chongyang, but if you say you like matcha, I will give you matcha, so as not to waste Chongyang cakes on you!"

Then he looked at Xiaomeng with a face of "I'm so sensible, please praise me quickly", Xiaomeng hesitated for a moment: "Really?"

The president patted him on the shoulder: "Really! We give local employees a half-day holiday in Chongyang! Let them go back early to spend Chongyang with their parents, and employees from other places will get benefits. Your situation is so special, so we will definitely give you benefits! It’s just that I’m here to ask you what you want! Don’t think too much about putting pressure on yourself!”

This step was just right, Xiao Meng quickly jumped down: "Thank you boss for caring..."

President: "Wherever it is, it is my duty as a boss to consider the needs of every employee."

After a while of business chatter, the president wiped his sweat: "Damn it, I want to express my feelings, how come I look like the shooting scene!"If he enters the showbiz, he might be able to get a small [-]th-tier actor Dangdang.

When it was 3 o'clock, Xiao Meng got up and said to go out to watch the cat, implying to tell the president to get out of here quickly, but the president didn't intend to move at all, instead he waved his hand to say goodbye to him.

Xiao Meng: "You don't plan to go back?"

The president nodded: "yes, can I have another dinner here? I told my dad that I went to the mountains, and told him not to think about looking for me all day long."

Xiao Meng: "...then I'm not going to make dinner!"

The president's expression was very lonely: "Then I'll go back and have dinner, I just want to do something."

Xiaomeng couldn't hold back his joy: "What's the matter?"

The president pointed to his refrigerator: "I found a bottle of meat in your refrigerator last time. There were dried tofu and shiitake mushrooms in it. It was delicious! Why didn't you put it in again?"

Xiaomeng thought for 5 seconds: "...so you ate my bottle of bibimbap sauce?"

The president nodded: "That's right! It's just that the meat is a little smaller! But it's still delicious!"

Xiao Meng: "...that's made of beef that I deliberately chopped up."

The president applauded: "Wow! It's great! Can you make some more? I think dry food is also delicious! No bibimbap!"

Xiaomeng opened the door resignedly: "Then I'll make it for you tomorrow, you won't be here for dinner today, okay?"

The president mournfully expressed the emotion of "Although I don't want to agree, but for your sake, I'll say okay": "Okay...you must do it for me!"

Xiaomeng came to the door: "Understood."

He closed the door, took out his phone, and started to update the continuous posts on Tieba.

[主故事] The user name was taken blindly (Xiao Meng): My boss insisted on sending me something, all of which were snacks. Today I finally asked him why he gave me the gift, and he said that it was the Double Ninth Festival. It is necessary to understand the needs and inner thoughts of employees.

I feel like my boss is really interested in me, what should I do?

After posting this post, he took a few deep breaths, put on his helmet and pushed the car out, making a decision in his heart.

No matter what kind of development will happen in the future, we must not lose our freedom.

The post went viral within 10 minutes, and a line of passers-by began to stand in line. Xiao Meng arrived at the entrance of the foster care center and took off his helmet. The person in charge hadn’t come back yet, so he said on WeChat that it’s coming soon, and asked him to wait.

He opened the post bar to read the posts, and everyone agreed that the fact that the boss likes him is already an established fact, let's see what he does next.

Xiao Meng was silent for a moment, exited the post bar, and then dragged the entire app icon to the deletion interface.

"Damn! I know how to do it, but I need to ask you?!"

31, Hao Liyou, good friend

(Written in the front: I don’t mean to advertise Haoliyou at all! I just want to eat it today!)

After petting the cat for a while, Xiao Meng found that the big orange cat was in a bad mood recently, and he didn’t even eat the jerky. After hugging and coaxing him for a while, he asked the person in charge: “What’s wrong with it? Was it beaten? It’s unprecedented. Nothing to eat."

The person in charge came over and pinched its little meaty paws: "Maybe it has been talked about too much? After all, some people have come to adopt it in the past two days. It was quite active at the beginning, turning its belly and following around in circles, and it was almost written on its face. Brought me home, but everyone thought it was too fat."

Xiao Meng hugged and coaxed: "Oh, my dish washer, in the future, my father will definitely find you someone who has a mine at home, eats good canned food every day, and you are the only one in the house, spoil you to the sky, don't get emotional .”

The person in charge chuckled and stroked its tail: "Ah Qiu, there are people who want to take it back, but they are frightened by its destructive power. What's the matter with the dishwasher? It stands to reason that big oranges are not liked by many people now?"

Xiao Meng hugged her for a long time and felt exhausted: "Who knows, our dish washer is so cute, maybe when my boss is free, the dish washer will not be home. My boss will take it back then."

The person in charge pondered: "Alright, your boss is rich and can afford to feed him. Could it be because we call him a dishwasher that he can't find another home?"

Xiao Meng said angrily: "Then what's your name? I remember you called it sweetheart last time, and it subconsciously protested by pawing shit. Except for the dishwasher, you are pretty good with oranges on your body." It makes people like it, but no one wants to accept the dishwashing worker's post, so you must not have done enough publicity."

The person in charge grabbed a handful of dishwashers: "Damn it! I didn't promote it well! Don't talk nonsense! You go to other centers to see, I'm already very frequent! I feed chicken breasts one by three, 246 Mix fish and open the can on Sunday, I'm not paying enough attention!"

Xiao Meng scratched its belly: "Hey, maybe it's because the dishwasher has a relationship with us, so I can only stay here and eat 5 yuan