Auspicious people have their own heavenly appearance, whether they are extremely peaceful or not. "

Xiaomeng looked at his watch, and it was almost time to go back: "I'm going back. It is said that there will be a typhoon next time. You should buy something to strengthen it, so that they don't run out."

Person in charge: "I'm not a three-year-old anymore, I know."

Before leaving, Xiaomeng rubbed every cat's belly, and rode his little electric donkey back contentedly.

When he was about to get home, Xiao Meng felt a little hungry, but he didn't want to order takeaway, so he planned to go home first, take a shower, and then buy some fruit.Unexpectedly, as soon as he arrived at the door, the president's car blocked the road.

Xiao Meng: "..."

The aunts next to me whispered: "What kind of car is this? Does it cost tens of thousands of dollars to repair it?"

"I can't afford it in this life. It is said that there are two suites."

"..."

The president sat in the car and called him: "Where are you? I just got someone to knock on the door. I can't beat the cat and I haven't come back yet?"

Xiaomeng immediately wanted to take back what she had just said to the person in charge: "Well, I haven't come back from petting the cat yet."

CEO: "Then shall I drive there to pick you up?"

Xiaomeng: "What's the matter with you?"

The president's temper is not bad: "I'm back, but there is no Internet at home, and the company is off work. There is no place for me to surf the Internet, so I will have someone drive to you."

Xiaomeng: "Uh...then can you let the driver back out first? Your car is already blocking the road during rush hour."

The president looked out of the car, and quickly told the driver: "How did you drive? It blocked the road! Come out!"

The driver was very guilty: "I'm sorry, boss, I will find a way to get out immediately!"

CEO: "Don't drive this car in the future, find a smaller one!"

When the president climbed out, Xiao Meng was riding a small electric donkey with a helpless expression on his face.

CEO: "Seeing you riding a motorcycle, I want to buy a motorcycle."

Xiao Meng: "Boss, the motorcycle needs to be certified."

CEO: "It's okay! I'll take the exam!"

Xiao Meng: "So you came here today, is there something important?"

President: "Oh, I want to play a game!"

Xiao Meng: "Can't you play at home?"

CEO: "If I can play at home, why should I find a studio!"

Xiaomeng: "...you are the president, maybe the internet and signal are disconnected at home so that you can think about it?"

The president looked like you didn't understand: "When you have a mentally handicapped father, you can explain everything very clearly."

Xiao Meng: "I'm sorry, I may not be able to experience it in this life."

The president didn't quite understand: "Is it like this? Speaking of which, have you eaten yet?"

Xiaomeng: "I'm actually going to buy fruit and go back..."

President: "What fruit? What kind of fruit are there?"

The driver lowered the window: "Boss, why are you leaving?"

The president waved his hand: "Oh, just come and pick me up later, I'm sure I won't leave now."

He was wearing unbranded clothes, very ironed and slim, standing among all living beings, with an expression of ignorance on the world.Xiaomeng thought, probably his family protected him too well.

Xiaomeng: "I don't know what's there...I'm going to check it out first."

CEO: "I haven't bought fruit yet, can I go and have a look?"

Xiao Meng pushed his little eDonkey all the way to the downstairs where he rented the house, then took out a buckle from under the car seat and put it on, pointing in the direction: "There is a fruit stand there, the things are not bad, and they are not too expensive. "

The CEO sniffled: "Won't there be dust in the fruit stand by the roadside?"

Xiaomeng: "Their family will wipe it, and we will also wash the fruit after we buy it."

CEO: "Oh, when I eat, I always cut it up, and I don't know what they do with it."

Xiao Meng deliberately ignored what he said: "Look, what do you want to eat?"

The president squatted by the side of the stall, looking at each variety curiously. Except for apples, oranges, bananas, and peaches, he didn't know many others.

He pointed to a dragon fruit: "What is this? It looks so strange, can it be eaten?"

Xiao Meng picked it up and looked at it: "Pitaya, it's very delicious in this season."

The president was silent for a while: "But the dragon fruit I eat is all white with black dots, it doesn't look like this."

Xiao Meng picked the biggest one: "It's the kind you eat when you cut it open, this one is uncut."

The president nodded: "Oh, that's good, I don't know many fruits, sorry."

He fumbled in his pocket to pay, but there was no reason to ask the staff to buy fruit for him. After fumbling around, he found only a dozen bank cards: "Can he swipe his card here? I don't have any money."

Xiaomeng: "...he can't do it here, it's okay, I have it."

Xiao Meng also went to touch two mangoes, planning to go back and cut them up and put them in a bowl to poke and eat.

The president felt a little pity: "I'm allergic to mangoes, so I can't eat them."

Xiao Meng looked at it: "Then what else do you want to eat? Take it yourself."

CEO: "It's okay, I just want a dragon fruit. Go back and ask Xiao Wu to give you the money. I usually don't need the money."

Xiao Meng: "Yes."

After paying the money, the president grabbed his dragon fruit and looked around, feeling curious about everything around him.Xiaomeng's rental house is in a small alley, next to many small shops, some selling hardware, some selling daily necessities, and a small groceries with advertisements posted on the door.

The president glanced at it: "It's strange, he costs two yuan for everything, won't he lose money?"

Xiao Meng: "Because his purchase price is only a few cents, so selling it for two yuan won't make you a loss."

The president saw a Pikachu sleeve: "Is this also two dollars?"

The shopkeeper came out and rubbed his hands: "Yes, except for me, everyone in the shop is two yuan!"

The CEO looked at Xiao Meng: "Do you have two dollars? I want it."

Seeing that Xiaomeng didn't answer him, he turned to look at the store again: "Can your family accept credit cards? I don't have any money with me."

The shopkeeper's face was a little ugly, Xiao Meng felt that he couldn't take away the interest of the president, and quickly took out another ten yuan: "My friend just came back from another place, and the money is in the card."

The president took the cuff: "Can I still take it?"

Xiao Meng: "You can take four more."

The president pointed to the top row of bears: "Is this also two yuan!"

The shopkeeper put on a tiger face: "That's not it! That one is 40!"

The president was puzzled: "Then you just said that everyone except you is two yuan!"

The shopkeeper couldn't get off the stage: "Anyway, the two rows above are not acceptable, and you can take the rest!"

In the end, the president took an ear pick with a light, a small flashlight, a wolf alarm, and a small fur ball keychain.

Xiao Meng: "Why did you take these?"

President: "I think the first three are very practical, and I think the key chain is very cute."

Xiao Meng: "Why do you buy a flashlight? Do you drive at night? Anti-wolf alarms are useless, I think you have a lot of bodyguards."

CEO: "You don't understand, there is a psychopath who will knock on the door at night, I will just hide under the bed and shine a flashlight outside, scaring that idiot to death."

Xiao Meng: "...you father and son are really good at playing, and you are willing to bow down."

The president happily carried the things he bought, and followed Xiao Meng back to his rental room.

When he entered, the president was shocked by Xiaomeng's new display screen: "How did you do that! I want one too!"

Xiao Meng: "..."

CEO: "No, I seem to see so many screens in my monitoring room..." He walked around to the back, looking at a mess of wires, with the host plugged in underneath, "Several screens lined up together?"

He squeezed the fixed shelf by the way: "It's made of alloy, it should be able to hold it, wow! Turn it on!"

Xiaomeng washed his hands and planned to cut the fruit first: "Boss, press the lower plate yourself, and then press the power button. I didn't set a password."

The president excitedly pressed the switch of the plugboard, and then turned on several hosts. He was very satisfied with the effect: "I'll give you the money, and you can install one in my office!"

Xiao Meng cut the dragon fruit in half: "Your technical department should be able to meet the demand."

The president snorted: "They set my computer to automatically shut down last time! It's very annoying!"

Xiao Meng came over with the dragon fruit and handed it to him: "...just set it back, your dragon fruit."

The president looked at the dragon fruit with suspicion on his face: "Why...is it red."

Xiao Meng: "Because you picked red dragon fruit, which tastes the same as white, but the color is different."

The president looked at him innocently: "How to eat?"

Xiao Meng: "...I'll get you a spoon."

He then handed him a long-handled spoon with Pooh's head, and the president liked it very much: "It's cute, I want it!"

Xiaomeng: "...as long as you like it."

Xiaomeng's rented house is very clean, and it does not look like a slum as the CEO imagined.He sat on Xiaomeng's bed and watched Xiaomeng took out a keyboard from the cabinet, plugged it into the host computer to open the account setting script, and wrote incomprehensible codes.

With a spoon, the dragon fruit is delivered to the mouth, which is much sweeter than simply cutting it into pieces.

The president shook his feet happily: "What did you write? Code?"

Xiao Meng didn't look back: "Script, I want to open an account with a nanny, so I have to set up my trumpet to accompany me to do tasks."

President: "Although I still can't understand it, it looks very powerful."

Xiaomeng cleared his throat: "Eh... Boss, do you want to register yourself?"

The president shook his head: "You go up, you go up, I think it's fine if you hit it, but I'm actually handicapped, so I just press 12345 when I go up."

Xiaomeng: "...the 12345 you piled up with money is beyond the reach of others."

CEO: "I don't believe it! They killed me last time like spawning monsters! I'll show you the blacklist!"

Said the president took out

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