Little short legs escape strategy

Technology is something that cannot be concealed. In order to avoid embarrassment later, Da Panpan decided to confess and be lenient.

[All] Big Fatty (Luban No. [-]): Actually, I am just a food anchor, not very good at playing games.

[All] Surprised (Zhuang Zhou): I'm Guiguzi from the last round, is Lu Ban a girl?Girls don't kill.

[All] Big Fatty (Luban No. [-]): Yes, yes, I am a girl, please let QAQ go. . .

[All] Burning Stars (A Ke): It's more useful if you beg me, but Zhuang Zhou is a hot chicken and can't kill anyone.

[All] Surprised (Zhuang Zhou): Are you doing this for a girl?In vain I have been your assistant for so long!It's rare to have a girl, shouldn't you give it to me?

[All] Burning Stars (A Ke): Let me give you the opposite Daji.

[All] Pink Heart (Daji): Don't miss me, I'm a man, it's just right for us to make a pair, do you think about it?

[All] Burning Stars (A Ke): The male is just right, our Zhuang Zhou is gay, so he likes males.

[All] Pink Heart (Daji): ...

[All] Mysterious (Zhuang Zhou): Gay****, your whole family is gay!

The person who was blocked was 'Your Sister'. Obviously, even though the two had cooperated for so long, they still had a plastic relationship that could not stand the test at all.

The teammates on their side finally couldn't take it anymore.

[All] Bring Four Pigs (Diao Chan): Hit hard and stop talking!

So everyone paused for a while.

Although the opposite A Ke said that she would not kill her, but if the woman's words can be believed, pigs can climb trees!

Usually, although Daji is usually caught alone, Lu Ban must be the first to die when it comes to team battles.On the opposite side, A Ke appeared and disappeared, she died before she could react, and contributed a lot of kills.

Without any suspense, they lost this sentence again.Moreover, because Lu Ban died too many times, not only lost the game, but was also reported by his teammates to deliberately give her head, which made her depressed to death.

Nima, is this what I want to send?Then A Ke, a king, came to the Platinum game and picked me to attack, what can I do?I am also very desperate!

In the live broadcast room, fans were comforting her.

"Big fat don't cry, stand up and continue masturbation!"

"Humo my family is fat, don't be afraid that you are the fattest!"

"How did I see some kind of love and killing from A Ke's coquettish operation on the opposite side? Could it be that A Ke thinks our family is fat?"

"Don't make trouble upstairs, A Ke is also a woman across the street."

"What's wrong with the girl? Our family is fat and loves both men and women!"

"Exactly! Look at our chubby little face, who wouldn't want to pinch it!"

"It's really meaty!"

Big Fatty: "..."

Enough of you bastards!

Aren't I just a little bit more fleshy? It's not called fat, it's called plump!snort!

Losing two games in a row, losing face and being reported by teammates, Da Panpan suddenly felt tired and hated.I just wanted to turn off the game interface, so as not to feel overwhelmed.

Who knew that when I was about to close the interface, a friend request popped up.

Burning Stars: I have admired your name for a long time, how about adding a friend to masturbate together?

agree refuse.

The words of adding friends are randomly matched by the system. Looking at the familiar name, Da Panpan only felt his teeth itch.

Hmph, you humiliated me twice, and you still want to add me as a friend, but there is no way!

So she nodded without hesitation.

As a result, just after the rejection, a new friend request popped up again.This time it is no longer using the default words of the system, but said in the application language: "I will take you to rank."

Now, Da Panpan hesitated a little.

It is undeniable that this guy named Burning Star is really high-level.Although she hasn't watched the other party's live broadcast, according to fans, her tuba has already reached the sixty-something stars of the king, which is not at the same level as her rookie who has just been promoted to platinum.

Although that guy killed her so many times in the first two rounds, it was really annoying.But with such a great master with an upgrade, wouldn't she be able to lie down and win the game in the future?

After weighing the pros and cons, Da Panpan finally approved the friend application.

As soon as the application was approved, a message was sent from the other side.

Burning Stars (Platinum I): Hello.

Big Fatty (Platinum V): Hello, do you really want to take me to play ranked?

Burning Stars (Platinum I): Well, let's call up Mystery, and we'll play three rows.

Big Fatty (Platinum V): What's inside... If I don't play well, you can't scold me.

Burning Stars (Platinum I): No scolding.

So the big fat classmate followed others to play ranking.

Pulled out of nowhere to enter the group, and before he started matching his opponent, he started making noise.

Mystery (Platinum I): Girl, girl, it’s me, playing Guiguzi and Zhuang Zhou in the first two rounds.23 years old, male, single, no bad habits.

This enthusiastic Da Panpan doesn't even know how to respond, Nima, it's none of my business whether you are single or not?

But on the surface, she is still very polite. After all, this guy plays the support position and has been cooperating with Burning Star. It can be said that he is a relatively important person, and he still needs to have a good relationship with him.

Big Fat Pang (Platinum V): Big Brother, please give me your advice.

This guy's name is Misunderstanding, and it's okay to call him a great god, and there is a little compliment in it.

Sure enough, after being called out like this, the elusive classmate just felt his bones go numb.

Esoteric (Platinum I): It’s easy to talk about it, with my brother here, I guarantee that no one can bully you!

He also wanted to say a few more words to show off his masculinity. Burning Star couldn't bear it anymore and clicked on Matchmaking, and the two teams quickly entered the hero selection interface.

Da Panpan still chooses her little Luban, Burning Stars chooses Ake, and continues to play Guiguzi even though she is elusive.The other two teammates randomly matched, one played Zhang Liang, and the other also chose shooter Hou Yi.

And at the beginning of the game, he hated Da Panpan, who was also a shooter.

[Our side] Promise of 1 years (Hou Yi): Whether Lu Ban can do it, I will choose it in seconds at the beginning.

[Our side] Big Fatty (Luban No. [-]): You are not the same, you chose faster than me.Second election Hou Yi is a scumbag, you better take care of yourself.

There are too many players in this game, there are everyone, and there are even more unqualified players.

That Hou Yi chose the route to go down from the beginning, and Lu Ban had no choice but to run on the road.

There is a default rule in this game, that is, there is one player in the top lane and the middle lane, and two in the bottom lane. Generally, they are shooters with support, or with meat.Assassins are junglers.

Because the upper and lower lanes are opposite for the enemy and us, the top lane is 1 vs. 2, and the bottom lane is 2 vs. 1. Relatively speaking, the bottom lane is much easier, but the top lane is very difficult.

But this time, Guiguzi, his assistant, did not go down the road, but followed Lu Ban on the road.

That Hou Yi was a little dissatisfied, and cursed again.

[Our side] 1-year promise (Houyi): Guiguzi is dead?Will you play?

The blocked word is 'your mother'. There are not a few guys like this who greet other people's elders at every turn. The Internet is covered with a layer of skin, and no one knows anyone, so it is even more unscrupulous.

[Our side] Surprised (Guiguzi): Whoever I like to follow, please ask yourself, the monkey on the other side is coming.

The monkey he said refers to the opposite assassin hero Sun Wukong.

If this hero develops to the late stage, the damage output is simply a critical strike, which is particularly terrifying, with a stick and a small crispy skin.

Guiguzi walked to the second tower on the road, and cooperated with Lu Ban to fight against a shooter and a meat on the opposite side.Both sides played relatively conservatively. Apart from clearing a few waves of soldiers, there was not much blood loss, and the tower was still there.

At this time, Ake finished clearing a wave of wild monsters and sent a signal, "I'm here to catch people." '

Then he walked up the road and lay in ambush in the grass.

When the two people on the road saw her coming, they also knew that they were going to catch the assassin on the opposite side.

So Guiguzi came out first, using the first skill to become invisible, and then using the second skill to directly hold the opponent's Hou Yi.Lu Ban also came out to set fire on Hou Yi. Although the damage in the early stage was not too high, Hou Yi was caught off guard.

After Guiguzi's control skill time expired, Hou Yi just wanted to run back to the tower.At this time, A Ke got out of the grass in an instant, and directly took away the remaining blood of Hou Yi with a set of skills, and took a blood.

And within a few seconds after they took the first blood, Hou Yi, who was on our side, was also killed by the opponent's meat and the assassin.

It was our Houyi who became more irritable and began to curse.

[Our side] A 1-year promise (Hou Yi): ** A group of spicy chickens, all piled up on the road looking for death?

The blocked word is 'damn', obviously this player is really obsessed with swear words.In normal games, if there is such a person in the team, all the players will be in a bad mood.These words that have been sent will greatly affect morale and combat mood.However, players like this are very right, and the report has no effect, which can be said to be very annoying.

[our side] haunted (Guiguzi): Who knows who is hot, and who gave away the head just now?

[Our side] 1-year promise (Hou Yi): Okay, you want to lose, right?Then I will continue to send!

[All] 1-year promise (Hou Yi): The person on the opposite side comes down the road to take the head.

This kind of behavior is even more intimidating. Giving heads to the opponent can increase the economy of the opposing player and buy better equipment.In this way, the opponent will get rapid development, and the own side is almost 4 vs 6.

At this time, Ake, who had cleared two waves of wilds and beat Yilong at the same time, finally spoke.

[All] Burning Stars (A Ke): Whatever you want, I don’t miss you.

This sentence can be said to be very domineering. In a 5V5 game like this, everyone is very important.Now a shooter on one's own side has defected and is desperately giving away heads, and the situation has become 4v6. If other players encounter this situation, the game is basically lost.

But A Ke dared to say such a thing, Guiguzi believed her.

As for Lu Ban, with the experience of being abused in the first two rounds, she also saw how powerful this A Ke was.

Since she dared to say that, the game was settled.